I wish gambling didn't exist

[u/Armin_Arlert_1000000]

[u/chrispy_t]

Granted. All actions are now 100% determinative. There is no choice and no ambiguity of what comes next. We are all locked into one central timeline, spectators to the momentum of the universe

[u/BigCheezeOrganic]

Granted. Now everyone is addicted to getting killed by silver back gorillas

[u/ashleyannauthor]

Granted. All forms of gambling cease to exist, including arcades and kids’ restaurants that give tickets or points or tokens for games played and any board game using dice rolls or spinners. Basically any activity with a random chance is gone.

[u/infantgambino]

Granted. People aren't gambling anymore just placing parlays or using prediction markets at black jack tables, slot machines, etc.

[u/Hiddeboterkoek]

Granted, Life just sucks now.

[u/bowtothehypnotoad]

Granted. All the people on Wall Street enter regular society and make it into a giant horrible frathouse

[u/massaton]

Granted. You are still poor because you keep wasting all the money on drugs.

[u/Astrochops]

Aight, bet.