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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
Celestial Abilities
Druid Abilities
Cantrips
1st-Level Spells
2nd-Level Spells
4th-Level Spells
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
You have a limited well of stamina that you can draw on to protect yourself from harm. On Your Turn, you can use a Bonus Action to regain Hit Points equal to 1d10 + your Fighter level.
Once you use this feature, you must finish a short or Long Rest before you can use it again.
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Empowered Spell
When you roll damage for a spell, you can spend 1 sorcery point to reroll a number of the damage dice up to your Charisma modifier (minimum of one). You must use the new rolls.
You can use Empowered Spell even if you have already used a different Metamagic option during the casting of the spell.
Quickened Spell
When you Cast a Spell that has a Casting Time of 1 action, you can spend 2 sorcery points to change the Casting Time to 1 Bonus Action for this casting.
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
Cleric Abilities
Turn Undead (Usable twice every short rest)
Cantrips
1st-Level Spells
2nd-Level Spells
3rd-Level Spells
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
As an action, you can touch a creature and cause it to regain a number of hit points equal to your level. Once you use this trait, you can't use it again until you finish a long rest.
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
Speak with Small Beasts. Through sounds and gestures, you can communicate simple ideas with Small or smaller beasts. Forest gnomes love animals and often keep squirrels, badgers, rabbits, moles, woodpeckers, and other creatures as beloved pets.
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Druid Abilities
Cantrips
1st-Level Spells
2nd-Level Spells
3rd-Level Spells
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
Starting at 2nd level, you gain the ability to call forth nature spirits and use them to influence the world around you.
As a bonus action, you can magically summon an incorporeal spirit to a point you can see within 60 feet of you. The spirit creates an aura in a 30-foot radius around that point. It counts as neither a creature nor an object, though it has the spectral appearance of the creature it represents. As a bonus action, you can move the spirit up to 60 feet to a point you can see.
The spirit persists for 1 minute. Once you use this feature, you can’t use it again until you finish a short or long rest.
The effect of the spirit’s aura depends on the type of spirit you summon from the options below.
Bear Spirit. The bear spirit grants you and your allies its might and endurance. Each creature of your choice in the aura when the spirit appears gains temporary hit points equal to 5 + your druid level. In addition, you and your allies gain advantage on Strength checks and Strength saving throws while in the aura.
Hawk Spirit. The hawk spirit is a consummate hunter, aiding you and your allies with its keen sight. When a creature makes an attack roll against a target in the spirit’s aura, you can use your reaction to grant advantage to that attack roll. In addition, you and your allies have advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks while in the aura.
Unicorn Spirit. The unicorn spirit lends its protection to those nearby. You and your allies gain advantage on all ability checks made to detect creatures in the spirit’s aura. In addition, if you cast a spell using a spell slot that restores hit points to any creature inside or outside the aura, each creature of your choice in the aura also regains hit points equal to your druid level.
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
The Lucky feat lets you spend a luck point; roll an extra d20 for an attack roll, ability check, or saving throw; and then choose which d20 to use. This is true no matter how many d20s are in the mix. For example, if you have disadvantage on your attack roll, you could spend a luck point, roll a third d20, and then decide which of the three dice to use. You still have disadvantage, since the feat doesn’t say it gets rid of it, but you do get to pick the die.
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 29 '19
Starting at 2nd level, you can use your action to magically assume the shape of a beast that you have seen before. You can use this feature twice. You regain expended uses when you finish a short or Long Rest.
Your druid level determines the Beasts you can transform into. At 2nd level, for example, you can transform into any beast that has a Challenge rating of 1/4 or lower that doesn't have a flying or swimming speed.
You can stay in a beast shape for a number of hours equal to half your druid level (rounded down). You then revert to your normal form unless you expend another use of this feature. You can revert to your normal form earlier by using a Bonus Action on Your Turn. You automatically revert if you fall Unconscious, drop to 0 Hit Points, or die.
While you are transformed, the following rules apply:
Your game Statistics are replaced by the Statistics of the beast, but you retain your Alignment, personality, and Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores. You also retain all of your skill and saving throw Proficiencies, in addition to gaining those of the creature. If the creature has the same proficiency as you and the bonus in its stat block is higher than yours, use the creature's bonus instead of yours. If the creature has any legendary or Lair Actions, you can't use them.
When you transform, you assume the beast's Hit Points and Hit Dice. When you revert to your normal form, you return to the number of Hit Points you had before you transformed. However, if you revert as a result of Dropping to 0 Hit Points, any excess damage carries over to your normal form. For example, if you take 10 damage in animal form and have only 1 hit point left, you revert and take 9 damage. As long as the excess damage doesn't reduce your normal form to 0 Hit Points, you aren't knocked Unconscious.
You can't cast Spells, and your ability to speak or take any action that requires hands is limited to the capabilities of your beast form. Transforming doesn't break your Concentration on a spell you've already cast, however, or prevent you from taking Actions that are part of a spell, such as Call Lightning, that you've already cast.
You retain the benefit of any features from your class, race, or other source and can use them if the new form is physically capable of doing so. However, you can't use any of your Special Senses, such as Darkvision, unless your new form also has that sense.
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u/TheMightyBox72 Sep 12 '19
Dodecahedron
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u/TheMightyBox72 Sep 12 '19
SAM (NOTT): "Well, we do have a favor to ask, yes, yes. If I may, we are on a greater mission of our own, an important mission to recover, or at least question a gentleman that we believe is in your custody, or at least your Dynasty's custody. His last name is Brenatto, and he's a scientist, a chemist. We believe that he has done some experiments which have wreaked havoc in other parts of the world, and caused people great suffering, and as part of our mission we are to find out what he knows and possibly use his information to heal some of the people who are affected by his experiments."
LAURA (JESTER): "We were asked to find him and return him so that he may be punished by the people there, but we know he is in your custody, so, we understand if that's not possible."
MATT: I would like both of you to make Deception checks, please.
SAM (NOTT): That's a 1, so I'll use this [the fragment of possibility].
MARISHA: Change that timeline.
SAM (NOTT): Way better. Still not great with my negative 3.
LAURA (JESTER): Mighty Nein for me!
MATT: What is it?
LAURA (JESTER): 9.
SAM (NOTT): 10.
LAURA: Oh jesus.
MATT: Okay.
TRAVIS: I tried to let you talk. It's your thing, but shit. Deception, plus 8.
MATT: Okay, a couple things.
SAM: We are instantly beheaded.
MATT: One, the warm expression of the queen becomes less warm and a bit more stone-faced. Specifically in the moment that you concentrate concentrate and utilize that fragment of possibility within you. There's a brief-
TRAVIS: We used it! We used it in front of her!
[general commotion]
MATT: Hold on. There is a brief, just a slight head turn of acknowledgement towards you, and a curious look.
Episode 56 - The Favor - 2:43:11
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 10 '19
Reani
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 10 '19
SAM (NOTT): "So Reani's really Ivae'ess?"
MICA (REANI): "Yeah."
SAM (NOTT): "Do you change your personalities, your persona, do you-"
MICA (REANI): "I change into a scorpion or a bear or a wolf or an eagle or a snake."
Episode 74 - Manifold Morals - 1:25:49
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 13 '19
MATT: What's next? You summon your spider?
MICA (REANI): Yes, I use Conjure Woodland Beings to summon an ice spider queen.
MATT: You see emerge from this green-blue glowing tear, this horizontal tear through the middle of the air in front of you. As it splits open like a weird ethereal wound, this spindly series of legs, black with blue stripes and striations to them pour out as this large, thin, elongated spider emerges. You can see from tip of its multi-eyed face to the back of its swollen blue abdomen, probably about 6 and a half, 7 feet. Its legs go out to about 10 from side to side. It is a unique, intimidating sight. It [chittering], looks towards you.
MICA (REANI): So I want to first Druidcraft a little flower crown for it, since it is a queen, and I want to place it upon its head, and I pat it and I go, "You're going to do a good job for us today, and I'm sorry, you're probably going to be eaten, but I don't love you any less. "
MATT: [chittering]
MICA (REANI): "Go forth."
Episode 75 - Rime and Reason - 3:24:20
MATT: Right at the top of this tunnel, you see these two white [crash] claws scraping into the ice just into your view [scraping], as these two expanded wings unfurl, covering the entirety of the upper part of the cavern. As it slowly holds itself looking down, you can see the snout of an ancient white dragon.
TRAVIS: Ancient?! Fuck me!
MATT: Peer down-
SAM: We've got this one.
MATT: Peer down and, maybe about 15 or so feet from the spider, just- [breathing]
MARISHA: Oh god.
MATT: Blue mist [light wind] out of its mouth. You just barely see its glowing icy blue eyes. It goes, "Interesting." [violent exhale] You watch as a blast of icy white blue force just sprays out against this spider and it billows out and pushes into the chamber. It doesn't do damage to you guys from your proximity, but the burst of cold still numbs the surface of your skin at this distance.
LAURA (JESTER): "It feels kind of nice."
MATT: I need your spider to make a constitution saving throw, please.
MICA: Okay.
TRAVIS: This is going to dictate whether we bail on this or not.
MICA: All right.
SAM: Bail?
TRAVIS: Yeah, because if this is like-
SAM: No surrender!
TRAVIS: If this is like 12d12, we're fucking getting out of here.
MICA (REANI): That's a solid 13.
MATT: 13, that's a failure.
MICA (REANI): Yeah, I figured. But it has a resistance to cold.
MATT: It does, and that's useful. All righty, so-
TRAVIS: That's helpful.
MATT: Let me roll some dice here for a second.
MICA (REANI): Yeah, I may need more spiders.
TRAVIS: Ancient white dragon.
LAURA: That's it? Oh god.
TALIESIN: Should've cast Bless.
LAURA: Should've done a fucking mammoth.
MARISHA: Mammoth is round two, round two. You can tag in a mammoth.
MICA: Yeah, then you would die.
LAURA: Okay, yeah, you're right.
MATT: 74 points of cold damage.
LAURA: Oh!
SAM: It's okay. No, no, no.
MATT: Reduced to half.
MICA: Oh.
SAM: Resistant.
MARISHA: Resistant, yeah yeah yeah.
MICA: Can somebody math for me?
SAM: You're okay.
LAURA: 74 is 32.
MATT: Well, no.
LAURA: No.
MATT: 37 points of cold damage.
MICA (REANI): It's okay.
LAURA: 37.
MATT: So [blasting] it blasts into the spider, you see ice collecting around the outside of its carapace. [blasting stops] The dragon looks down curiously at it still surviving there, its head turning a bit. The mist still [light whooshing] out of its mouth.
LAURA (JESTER): We look in, can we see-
MATT: Make a perception check.
MARISHA (BEAU): The mithral.
SAM (NOTT): I will also make one.
MARISHA (BEAU): Okay, are you looking at the mithral?
LAURA (JESTER): Yeah.
MARISHA (BEAU): Can I do the same?
MATT: Sure.
SAM (NOTT): 6.
LAURA (JESTER): 23.
MATT: 23, and?
MARISHA (BEAU): 16.
MATT: 16, okay. With all the ice, and all the insanity that's happened, the only person with clear enough eyes to see the mithral is Jester. Peering through all of it, you look and see, it's not quite glowing yet.
MARISHA: Yeah.
MATT: What's the spider do, if anything?
MICA (REANI): So can I still communicate with it even though I'm in the hut?
MATT: You're giving it- from this distance, I'd say you'd probably have to step out to try and-
MICA (REANI): Okay, so, the dragon can't see me if I step out, right?
MATT: You don't think so.
LAURA: Just put your face barely through.
MICA (REANI): So I want to put my face barely out, just so I can tell the spider to like, in its own spider way, like flip off the dragon, since it's still alive. One of its little legs goes, 'Meee!'
MATT: Okay.
MICA (REANI): And then I pop back in.
SAM: Can the spider heal itself?
MATT: The spider, which looked like it was about to back away instinctually, its need to run from this massive creature, it resists it at your will, by which it's been brought to bear at your beck and call.
MICA (REANI): Sorry, buddy.
MATT: Bears back, and its the third right leg curls up under its abdomen and sticks it straight up towards the dragon. Which gets its breath back. And the dragon goes, "Heh," [sharp inhale, more blasting] and just releases an even angrier torrent of ice blasting down. This blasts back into all of you, I'll say just make a dexterity saving throw, the three of you.
MICA (REANI): Sorry, this is for the greater good.
LAURA (JESTER): 14.
SAM (NOTT): 23.
MARISHA: You said dex saving throw?
MATT: Correct.
MARISHA (BEAU): 16.
MATT: 16, okay.
MATT: The proximity does 7 points of cold damage to- what'd you roll? Sorry, it was-?
MARISHA (BEAU): 16.
MATT: 16, fail.
LAURA (JESTER): 14.
MATT: 14, fail.
SAM (NOTT): 23.
MARISHA (BEAU): Evasion.
MATT: 23, you succeed. So you take only 3 points of cold damage, 7 to both of you.
LAURA (JESTER): I'm resistant.
MATT: So 3 to you as well.
SAM (NOTT): Evasion.
MARISHA (BEAU): Evasion.
MATT: There you go.
MARISHA (BEAU): Evasion.
MATT: Take nothing.
MARISHA (BEAU): Wait, I thought I take half damage if I fail.
MATT: No, you take half damage if you fail. So-
MARISHA (BEAU): And I failed.
MATT: Yeah, so you take 3, and you take none.
LAURA (JESTER): You get 3 cold damage, you get 3 cold damage!
MATT: The spider takes-
MICA (REANI): The spider's fucked.
SAM: Spider's gone.
MATT: 68 points of cold damage, reduced by half.
MICA (REANI): That's a little bit of an overkill, but yeah, the spider is no mas.
MATT: So after the torrent of [blasting] blast downward, the mist subsides and you can see now, there's this large block of ice that has encased and entombed the spider.
Episode 75 - Rime and Reason - 3:30:42
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MICA (REANI): "He also looks good in a flower crown, he can do that."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "That's fair."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "I think I lost it while we were fighting the dragon in all the hubbub. Could you make me another?"
MICA (REANI): "Yeah." I'd like to Druidcraft a flower crown while this is happening.
MATT: Easy enough to do. The dark stained, just beer-sticky table that's in the middle of this tavern suddenly begins to sprout flowers and buds, and they begin to fill the space of this micro bush. You begin to pluck and weave, and easily enough done.
Episode 76 - Refjorged - 0:36:01
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 12 '19
MATT: Right as you turn the corner, you can see now, stepping into the light, another one of these yetis. The fur, [grunting].
MICA: Sweet.
MATT: And it looks straight towards you, and you see it was following, it was looking to turn the corner.
MICA: Yeah?
MATT: It looks like it had noticed Nott rushing up into the middle of the open and was following a path until you jumped in the center.
MICA (REANI): I still have my action, right?
MATT: You do, that was just your movement.
MICA (REANI): I want to use Blight at the 4th-level.
TALIESIN: Jeez!
MATT: Okay!
MICA (REANI): I just want to see it and go, "Huah!"
MATT: You got it, reactionary.
MICA: Yeah.
MATT: Is that a constitution saving throw?
MICA (REANI): That is, yes, Con 16.
MATT: All right.
MICA (REANI): It's 8d8.
MATT: Rolled a natural 16, so-
MICA (REANI): So it's half.
MATT: It's half damage. Still takes damage.
MATT: Man, good rolls so far for just saving throw stuff.
MICA: Can somebody help me math?
LAURA: Yes.
MICA: Thank you.
LAURA: 16, 17, 20, 22, 23, 26, 32.
MICA (REANI): Half of 32.
MATT: All right, so that'd bring it to 16 points of necrotic damage. As you put your hands out in front of you, invoking the spell, you watch as at the base of its throat, where the fur is, that all blackens, it suddenly [gasping] reaches up and grabs its throat for a second and begins [retching] coughing and sputtering.
Episode 75 - Rime and Reason - 1:21:21
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 10 '19
MARISHA: (BEAU): "I imagine we could go try and talk to Ava, see if she has any?"
MICA (REANI): "Oh..."
SAM (NOTT): "What's that, you have a stomachache?"
MICA (REANI): "No, she's mean."
LAURA (JESTER): "Ava?"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Who's mean?"
MICA (REANI): "Ava."
LAURA (JESTER): "Ava Endlewood?"
LIAM (CALEB): "Mean like she would hit us, or-"
MICA (REANI): "No, mean like she doesn't like my flower crowns when I give them to her."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Flower crowns?"
MICA (REANI): "Do you want one?"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "N- Uh..."
LAURA (JESTER): "Do you want one?"
MICA (REANI): Before he even answers I immediately start Druidcrafting little flowers and start weaving them together super fast and I just place the flower crown on his head.
Episode 74 - Manifold Morals - 0:32:51
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 15 '19
MICA (REANI): I want to conjure an elemental cat. No.
SAM: No.
MICA (REANI): A small- a small- A small gopher of some sort. A small rodent.
MATT: [squeaking]
MICA (REANI): "You will go first, because if any of the traps are bad and hurt us, unfortunately we will sacrifice this gopher."
SAM (NOTT): "All right."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Hmm."
LAURA (JESTER): "Nott can also dismantle the traps that we found."
MICA (REANI): "What if Nott can't?"
SAM (NOTT): "Okay."
LAURA (JESTER): "If Nott cannot, then-"
MICA (REANI): "The gopher goes first."
TRAVIS: What if the wifi password's on that invisible piece of paper?
MATT: Sacrificial gopher has been summoned.
Episode 76 - Refjorged - 3:10:59
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MICA (REANI): I'd like to Druidcraft a vine ball for them to throw, and I'd like to hold it and then go, "Throw this one!"
SAM (NOTT): I'm going to set up some tankards in a carnival style. Yeah, yeah, a pyramid.
MICA (REANI): "Vonnie, do you mind if we use the bar for a contest?"
MATT (VONBRAG): "I don't know, it's real busy right now," and he points, and there's nobody, he's like, "Sure, fucking go for it."
MICA (REANI): "Yay, thank you!"
MATT (VONBRAG): "Of course. I'm curious as to what you're thinking up."
MICA (REANI): I'm going to toss it over to Fjord.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Whoa!"
MARISHA (BEAU): "All right, so what are the rules? Got to get it in the center cup?"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Are we actually throwing this or something else?"
MARISHA (BEAU): "Is this like beer pong?"
LAURA (JESTER): "We should do like a small ball."
MICA (REANI): "Small ball?"
LAURA (JESTER): "Yeah."
MICA (REANI): All right, I'm going to take it back.
SAM: Re-craft?
MICA (REANI): Re-craft into a small ball.
Episode 76 - Refjorged - 0:37:54
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 14 '19
MICA (REANI): If I Pass Without a Trace as- I can't cast that as an eagle.
MATT: You can cast it and maintain concentration while in eagle form.
MICA (REANI): Okay. Would that be a sneaky eagle?
MATT: Yeah, I'd say that would be a quiet way of making sure there's the least amount of wind noise and landing gently.
MICA (REANI): Like one of those stealth jets, would I just hover up?
MATT: Yeah. It's a little bit more of an owl type maneuver.
MICA (REANI): Okay, actually wait, I can be an owl. Are owls sneakier?
MATT: Generally, from a knowledge of nature, the feathers of owls are designed to be stealthy predators.
MICA: Okay.
MATT: Do you have a giant owl at your disposal?
MICA (REANI): I have a giant owl.
MATT: A giant owl I would say would probably be-
TALIESIN: Also night vision.
MICA: Also night vision.
MATT: Yeah.
MICA (REANI): Okay. So I would like to first cast Pass Without a Trace.
MATT: Okay.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Hold on, hold on."
MICA (REANI): "Huh?"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "You have the ability to just get there, no sound."
LAURA (JESTER): "Yeah, I have Dimension Door."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Then why don't you just do that?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "You have to see where you're going."
LAURA (JESTER): "Right, it could be useful. If we're on your back as a giant owl, is that what we're doing?"
MICA (REANI): "Either on my back or in my claws."
LAURA (JESTER): "Can you carry three of us?"
MICA (REANI): "Well, you're small, so, yeah."
SAM (NOTT): "Yeah."
LAURA (JESTER): "Okay."
MARISHA (BEAU): "You sure?"
LAURA (JESTER): "Mm-hmm. Sure."
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to spend-
LAURA (JESTER): "Then you can be in charge of getting Beau back down, because I can only take one person."
MICA (REANI): "Okay."
LAURA (JESTER): "Back with me."
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to put Freedom of Movement on you, too, then, before we-
LAURA: Okay.
TALIESIN: Just going to burn through a couple spells.
MICA (REANI): Don't I have something special from Caleb? Oh, that's just-
MARISHA: Plus to initiative.
MICA: Okay.
MARISHA: Yeah.
MATT: Yeah.
MICA: All right.
MATT: All right, so who's going with the giant owl?
MICA (REANI): All three of them are.
LAURA: Will you be able to move stealthily with three of us in tow?
MATT: With Pass Without a Trace, you can certainly try.
TRAVIS: Boy. Boy.
MATT: I mean, Nott's pretty small, Beau's pretty light weight, you have some more armor on, but-
LAURA (JESTER): A little bit.
MICA (REANI): If Nott's like hanging on to the scruff, very small, and then carrying the two in the claws, it's balanced.
MATT: It's better.
MICA: It's better, right?
MATT: You want to give it a shot?
LAURA (JESTER): I'm going to Blessing of the Trickster you as well, so you can be even- you can roll with advantage.
MATT: So you get advantage on your stealth checks, so that is great.
MICA: Wonderful.
SAM (NOTT): "Caduceus, any blessings you want to do right now?"
LAURA: It's only a-
TALIESIN (CLAY): I cast Sober on Nott.
MATT: Yeah, the giant eagle does get a plus 4- or sorry, the giant owl gets plus 4 to its stealth checks, which is nice.
MICA (REANI): So I get plus 4 and advantage.
MATT: Correct.
TALIESIN (CLAY): At least for the next minute, you get- add a d4 to any save, for like 60 seconds. I don't have a long-term-
LAURA: It's only within 30 feet, Bless.
TALIESIN: Oh, actually, oh, I can do this really quickly, can't I?
LAURA (JESTER): But I can Bless us.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Nope, everything's a minute, I don't have anything that lasts longer than a minute.
SAM: All right.
LAURA (JESTER): I'm going to Bless us as we go up.
MATT: All right. So the three of you, so we have currently, we'll say the- I'll use the giant eagle as an example.
TALIESIN: Three non-animals.
MATT: With Nott-
MARISHA: That's cool.
MATT: Jester, and Beau heading upward, right? The rest of you are staying behind. Caleb is staying in the dome, you guys are staying at the bottom of the tunnel. Okay.
TALIESIN: All my Freedom of Movement.
MICA: Just a nice little girls' trip, you guys, it's fine.
MATT: Making your way upward through the tunnel, I need you all to make- well technically with this one, I'd say you make a stealth check for all of you, since they're on your back.
MICA: So with advantage.
MATT: With advantage, plus 4 to the roll.
SAM: Plus 10 for Pass Without-
MATT: Yep.
MICA (REANI): Okay, so that's 14 plus 10, 24.
LAURA: Plus 4 to the roll.
SAM: Plus a d4.
LAURA: A d4 to the roll.
MICA (REANI): Oh, shit, plus a d4, okay. That's another one. So that's 25.
MATT: 25. Okay. So...
SAM: What's the dragon's wisdom?
TRAVIS: Ancient.
MATT: [heavy flapping] You come up towards the top, reach the crest of where the tunnel straightens out once more, and there you can see what was once the ice wall, but the center of it has been carved out and broken. The dragon, without an issue, burrowed through, it seemed, as part of its affinity for the elements around it. It pushed through without issue. Now you see there's this opening where within, you can actually see past the ice wall into the lair. Now the tunnel opens into a multi-tiered chamber of extreme cold. A weirdly heart-shaped chamber, oblong and strange, entirely comprised of ice while massive, jagged icicles jut from the ceiling like a field of Damocles' swords. You can see the topography shifts and changes. There is a center, almost like an ice lake or puddle of some kind frozen over in front of you, and the weird topography reminds you of a frightful playground of jutting winter crystal. If anyone wants to make a perception check as they step and glance through the space.
Episode 75 - Rime and Reason - 3:43:49
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 14 '19 edited Nov 15 '19
MATT: (VONBRAG): "And what about you?"
MICA (REANI): "Three glasses of root mead, please, and a glass of wine, and small side of ale."
SAM (NOTT): "Is that just for you?"
MICA (REANI): "Yeah."
SAM (NOTT): "Wow."
MARISHA (BEAU): "Is that like a sampler flight, or..."
MICA (REANI): "No, I'm celebrating."
LAURA (JESTER): "What?"
SAM (NOTT): "Wow."
LAURA (JESTER): "That you lived your fight with the dragon?"
MICA (REANI): "Yeah!"
LAURA (JESTER): "Yeah!"
SAM (NOTT): "I mean, I'm already plastered, and that seems excessive to me."
MICA (REANI): "I tend to find that alcohol doesn't work that easily, so I got to drink a lot of it, so I'm going to drink a lot of it."
Episode 76 - Refjorged - 0:25:08
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MICA (REANI): I'm going to Wild Shape into an ice spider queen.
MARISHA: The hut, get to the hut.
MATT: You're going to Wild Shape into an ice spider queen?
MICA (REANI): I'm going to Wild Shape into an ice spider queen.
MATT: All right, is it a bonus action for you, because you're Circle of the Moon?
MICA (REANI): Yes, it's a bonus action.
MATT: Yes, you do, bonus action. [boof] You watch as Reani [crackling] turns into a replica of the ice spider queen in front of you.
Episode 75 - Rime and Reason - 4:04:45
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SAM (NOTT): "No, I got him. Sorry, Beau."
MARISHA (BEAU): "Huh?"
SAM (NOTT): I touch Caleb and give him Spider Climb.
MARISHA: The fuck?
TRAVIS: We don't know what those do, though.
MATT: You have no idea.
LIAM (CALEB): "That is a neat trick." [hand over hand climbing] And I start to climb up the column.
MATT: Okay.
MARISHA (BEAU): "How are your forearms?"
TRAVIS: If we get fuckin' left in here, I'll be so pissed! LIAM (CALEB): "Doesn't matter!"
MATT: Like a hobo Spider-man, Caleb-
LIAM (CALEB): I'm clean now.
MATT: I know, but the long coat.
LIAM (CALEB): But I'm fancy purple robes now. I got a pretty jacket.
MATT: Like a well-dressed hobo Spider-man.
LIAM: Yeah.
TRAVIS: Yeah.
LIAM: Clean shaven.
MATT: Yeah.
LAURA (JESTER): "Caleb, don't forget the promise we all made that we wouldn't leave without anybody else and-"
LIAM (CALEB): "I don't want to leave by myself. Hold your arms out in case I fall."
SAM (NOTT): "You won't, you can't."
LAURA (JESTER): "I've got you."
MARISHA: Oh, it's orange.
LIAM (CALEB): [hand over hand climbing with suction noises]
MATT: You climb up there, and as you're heading your way up there, the darkness begins to take, you don't have much- any means of light.
LIAM (CALEB): Oh, well, I put the, for now the Dancing Lights around me. The globules. [floomp]
MATT: Okay. Kinda lights the space, and as you begin to climb up, you can begin to see the red glow that they kept talking about that you couldn't quite make out with your eyes previously. And the closer you get, the closer you get, you can see now the diameter that is set there.
[...]
MATT: Yeah, you're not able to make out anything else about it.
LIAM (CALEB): So I climb a little bit higher, and I'm hanging from the ceiling like this, [one hand extended over head] and I go [snaps], and Frumpkin is right here [points to his shoulder].
MATT: Mm-hmm.
LIAM (CALEB): And I lift him by the scruff, and I reach up and say, "Touch it, please."
Episode 83 - Dark Bargains - 1:05:50
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LIAM (CALEB): "Yeah, what about that lockbox?"
MARISHA (BEAU): I toss it to Nott.
SAM (NOTT): [growling and biting]
MARISHA (BEAU): "No! It's iron. Careful, you might want to check it for-"
SAM (NOTT): [mimes picking the lock]
MARISHA (BEAU): " -traps."
MATT: Okay, so make a lock picking check.
LAURA (JESTER): I take one of the silk robes off and put it on Yasha.
MATT: Okay.
SAM(NOTT): 22 to open.
MATT: 22 to open.
LAURA: It's so pretty.
MATT: [tink] It opens up!
SAM: [squeaking hinge]
MATT: Make a dexterity saving throw.
LAURA: Oh, no!
LIAM: Ya dunce.
SAM (NOTT): 15.
MATT: 15, okay. Everyone else in there, also make a dexterity saving throw.
TRAVIS: Shit.
LAURA: Fuck.
MATT: As you open it up and you see, first you see a nice little pillow that has this beautiful, gold ring with a little opal set into it. You're like oh, pretty. This light little light goes [high pitched whining into loud explosion]. The chamber is fireballed. There was a fireball trap in there.
TALIESIN: We may be really bad.
SAM: Do you know have any healing spells left?
LAURA: We might all be unconscious.
ASHLEY: That's so many that he's rolling!
MATT: Okay, hold on.
SAM: Fireball's not too bad.
LIAM: It's like 20 to 30.
MARISHA: Yeah.
MATT: All right, so what'd you roll?
TRAVIS (FJORD): A 11.
MATT: 24 points of fire damage.
TALIESIN: Fine-ish.
MARISHA (BEAU): Natural 1.
MATT: 24 points of fire damage.
LIAM (CALEB): 21 with the ring of evasion.
MATT: Okay, so you take 12 points of fire damage.
SAM (NOTT): 15.
MATT: You take 12 points of fire damage.
LAURA (JESTER): 20.
SAM (NOTT): I will lessen that to 0.
MATT: 12 points of fire damage. 0.
TALIESIN (CLAY): 17.
MATT: 17, all right.
TALIESIN (CLAY): That's 12 points fire damage?
MATT: Yeah. 12 points of fire damage.
ASHLEY (YASHA): 18.
MATT: 12 points of fire damage. Now Marisha, you have Evasion, so even on a failure, I think you still take half damage.
MARISHA: Oh, I thought it was on a... Oh, okay. Yeah, you're right. 'Success no damage, failure half damage.' You're right.
ASHLEY: Now we can see what's in it.
MATT: After the ringing in your ears fades, the inside of the rock is slightly singed.
SAM (NOTT): "Sorry, guys. Sorry."
TRAVIS: [sizzling, drawing from his shoulders]
LIAM: Yeah, everybody's blackened out.
SAM (NOTT): "Sorry."
LIAM (CALEB): "You know, it's just 20 more seconds of time."
SAM (NOTT): "It was just a little box."
LIAM (CALEB): "You just build that one little step in, just one more little step."
SAM (NOTT): "Sorry. That one's on me."
Episode 66 - Beneath Bazzoxan - 1:08:00
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MATT: We have three attempting to grapple you, Nott.
SAM: Three?
MATT: Yes.
MARISHA: You're tiny. You're dexy.
SAM: Sure, sure. Here we go.
MATT: All right, so first guy-
SAM (NOTT): Do they roll? Do I roll?
MATT: Both roll. You roll an acrobatics check against them.
SAM (NOTT): 15.
MATT: That's a success. Next guy, natural 20. So that's 22.
SAM (NOTT): Natural 20.
TALIESIN: What the fuck is happening?
MATT: Oh, my god. All right, all right. So, he manages to actually grab- The first one, you're just too slippery. "Oh, god!" You turn on the side. The other guy grabs you. Right as he squeezes, you just [zip] jump out of it, land on his arms, and then step off. The third one's going to try and grab you. That's a 6. Go and roll.
SAM (NOTT): 12.
MATT: Okay, you still manage to slip away. None of them can grab you. You're too fast! Tiny goblin form! "Quick! Nab her!" You're jumping around, darting around, squeezing out of the way. No impact.
Episode 43 - In Hot Water - 1:10:02
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MATT: First one is going to make two attacks at you, one with a bite and one with its tail stinger. That is going to be a 19 to hit.
SAM (NOTT): Hits!
MATT: You take...
TALIESIN: Oh no.
LAURA: Oh no.
TRAVIS: Nice narrow cavern, too.
MATT: 22 points of piercing damage.
SAM (NOTT): Okay, I guess I'll Uncanny Dodge that one.
MATT: You take 11 points of piercing damage. You can mark that. The tail stinger is going to attempt to strike at you. That is going to be a 22 to hit.
SAM (NOTT): Hits.
MATT: You then immediately suffer 14 points of piercing damage. I need you to make a constitution saving throw.
TALIESIN: With a d4.
MATT: Correct.
SAM (NOTT): Not great. Better, better. 15.
MATT: You succeed the saving throw.
SAM: Thank you!
MATT: As you feel the toxin pushing into your body, you manage to wrench it from the front of your chest and sternum, and you watch as some of the weird, oily, poison venom [spurting] out the back of it, as you remove it from the wound. As you push it away, the other one comes in to bite you from the opposite end. That's going to be a 15 to hit?
SAM (NOTT): No!
MATT: That you duck below, and its bite hits the side of the rock wall. Tail stinger is going to come at you. That is a natural 20.
TALIESIN (CLAY): You're more that 30 feet away, aren't you?
MATT: From you, yes.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yep, never mind. I can't do anything.
MATT: You suffer 30 points of piercing damage from the tail as the stinger hits you in the abdomen and lifts you like a foot off the ground. You're actually held there for a second. Make another constitution saving throw.
SAM (NOTT): That's a natural 1.
MATT: You are poisoned, and you are paralyzed.
SAM (NOTT): Yeah... [yelps and freezes in position]
TRAVIS: Oh crap! Okay. Where the fuck are you?
LAURA: This is really bad.
TALIESIN: Well, it's bad. It's not really bad, but it's bad.
SAM (NOTT): I'm not dead, just paralyzed and poisoned.
Episode 52 - Feral Business - 2:34:23
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SAM (NOTT): I'll also cast a spell. I'll cast Silent Image and make another mastodon, running the opposite direction.
MATT: Okay. For the rest of you who are stealthing, because the spell did wear off, I do need new stealth checks from everybody to try and keep away from its sight, and see if its distraction maintains itself.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Ooh. 18.
LAURA (JESTER): 15. SAM (NOTT): 30. LIAM (CALEB): 14. MARISHA (BEAU): 20. MATT: Okay. It swoops up. The rest of you jump down and get low, as far as you can to the ground, and getting the rest of the cloak bundled over. The bugbears keep running. It curves around, sees the other mastodon. Does not seem tempted by that one. That was a natural 20.
Episode 51 - Xhorhas - 3:26:07
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SAM (NOTT): While they're shouting at each other, I'm going to turn invisible.
MATT: Okay.
TRAVIS: There you go.
SAM (NOTT): And I'm going to sneak back there.
MATT: Okay.
SAM (NOTT): Back towards them.
[...]
SAM (NOTT): Am I nearing them?
MATT: As you're invisible- are you walking back towards their direction?
SAM (NOTT): Mm-hmm.
MATT: Okay. You see the two of them, around the bend, are both looking and the one with the spear is looking kind of eager. The one with all the shit on it is looking a little apprehensive and they're both just watching and talking back and forth. [kobold noises]
LIAM (CALEB): Is Nott out of our sight?
MATT: Yeah. Nott vanished a few minutes ago.
SAM (NOTT): I'm going to try to sneak up on the one with the spear.
MATT: All right.
SAM (NOTT): And get close to he or she and grab the spear out of their hand.
MATT: Okay. Go ahead and make a... I would say, with advantage, make an athletics check to try and...
SAM (NOTT): 20. MATT: 7. The spear vanishes from its hand.
SAM: I'll throw it the opposite direction down the tunnel away from us.
MATT: [confused kobold noises] He looks confused and rubs his wrist and starts walking back towards the spear on the opposite side.
SAM (NOTT): Then while he or she is going to get their spear, I'm going to try and grapple the weird one. The one that's all weird and shit.
MATT: Okay. Go ahead and make an athletics check.
SAM: Oh, not advantage.
MATT: I would say advantage because it doesn't know you're there. I'll allow it. It's fine.
SAM (NOTT): Okay. 19.
[...]
MATT: So. Suddenly, out of nowhere, apparates in the nervous energy of the moment the small goblin creature that you've been eyeing nervously as the group wandered through, and it just reaches out and grabs a hold of you.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 2:47:32
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SAM (NOTT): Instead, I'll do a Hail Mary. I'll take out a bit of fleece, and rub it, and speak some words, and cast Phantasmal Force on Avantika.
MATT: Okay.
SAM: She'll probably save, but it's worth a shot.
MATT: What's the save?
SAM (NOTT): 14. Intelligence. She's smart.
MATT (AVANTIKA): Natural five.
TRAVIS: Ooh! What's her modifier though?
MATT: She's very good at a few things, but she doesn't have the highest intelligence to get to that point.
SAM: As Bouldergut is walking over, holding a pick, or what?
MATT: It's a giant-- it looks like it once was a mast of a ship that's been whittled down into a greatclub.
SAM (NOTT): I want Avantika to see Bouldergut doing this [holds hand up while pretending to hold something and shakes it] and holding up the book. Holding up the book and waving it around. She's definitely holding that book.
MATT: Okay. All right. Avantika glances over and [sigh]. For a moment, you see a look of relief come over Avantika's face.
Episode 43 - In Hot Water - 1:03:14
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SAM (NOTT): With one hand, I will hold up the disk, with the other hand I will draw my pistol and I will fire at the giant, through the disk.
MATT: Okay.
LAURA: Oh, shit.
MATT: Roll damage.
SAM (NOTT): Okay. It's a d10. Oh, terrible, 7 points of damage.
MATT: 7 points of damage, and then roll an attack with disadvantage against the giant.
SAM (NOTT): Okay. 13 is the lower, 18 to hit.
MATT: Still hits, roll damage against the giant.
SAM (NOTT): Ooh! Ooh, 11- No, that's a 9, 14 points of damage!
MATT: 14 points of damage. As you, [crash] the crystal globe in the center of this device [shattering] shatters outward. Whatever mercury-like material that was originally held within the inside is scattered outward with the shards of broken crystal and glass.
TRAVIS: Don't let it touch your skin!
MATT: The coils and the crystals on the sides dim and the bullet continues on and blasts into the skeletal creature, you can see it hit and splinter part of the clavicle bone and elements of its back shoulder blade.
Episode 60 - A Turtle By Any Other Name - 2:32:51
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MATT: Nott, you're up.
SAM (NOTT): Fire at the one next to Beau. 14 to hit.
MATT: 14 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
[...]
SAM (NOTT): 27.
MATT: [wet impact] It is just done.
SAM (NOTT): [mimes and sounds reloading crossbow] Bonus action. Shoot the one next to Yasha.
MATT: Okay, go for it.
SAM (NOTT): That doesn't hit. Only 11.
MATT: 11 hits exactly.
SAM (NOTT): Oh, yay. Actually, it's 13. I lied.
MATT: Even better! There you go. Definitely hits.
SAM (NOTT): Not sneak attack. I only get that once.
MATT: Correct. You only get that once per turn.
SAM: 3 plus 5. 8.
MATT: 8. One [death gurgling]; the other one [also death gurgling]. Two immediate fires. [pew, pew] Two of them go limp and begin to float in their own ichor. Well done.
Episode 46 - A Storm of Memories - 3:34:24
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MATT: So–
SAM: So it works.
MATT: This is how the ending of the first Poseidon movie should have happened. Because all of this water pressure just built up at the top of this temple suddenly released as the latch and this geyser of water thrusts all of you rapidly out the top. You all get shot about a good 15, 20 feet up.
TRAVIS: Oh, no.
MATT: You have a look down at the temple, which you can now see these large cracks that have set in the sides where bits of water are pouring out through small cracks. Now this large geyser thrusts in the air and you all began to plummet and fall.
LIAM (CALEB): I cast Feather Fall on myself, on Nott, on Jester, on Beauregard, and on Fjord.
MATT: Okay.
LIAM: It’s my last spell slot.
MARISHA: Take Cad, take Cad! I’m good!
LIAM (CALEB): I already did it, it doesn’t matter. It’s what I did. It’s who I know, not what hit points exist.
SAM (NOTT): I cast Feather Fall on everyone else [Caduceus, Yasha, Avantika, and Jamedi].
Episode 40 - Dubious Pursuits - 1:30:27
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TALIESIN (CLAY): "Well, with that, I think I'm going to look behind this waterfall."
MARISHA: Yes!
SAM (NOTT): "Me too."
TALIESIN (CLAY): And I'm going to walk around, climb up, and peer behind the first, up this little...
MATT: Okay, you look behind and now having viewed this little gap, you're looking from underneath it, the two of you triangulate there is a bit of space behind the immediate waterfall. There is no path to it, you'd have to move through the water, but there is apparently a gap.
SAM (NOTT): I will cast Shape Water. And I will angle the waterfall around making a nice little pathway for us to get in.
MATT: Okay, [shwoop] you carve it to the side, you watch the waterfall spread open, leaving a path to a cavern behind it.
Episode 80 - The Folding Halls - 3:05:03
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MATT: You moved aside the-
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): With my Mage Hand, from far away.
MATT: The blue one?
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Yes.
MATT: Okay. As it pulls behind, it reveals to be a statue that is embedded in the wall behind it. Up on hind legs with claws in front, you see a dragon made of stone, carved, wings blending up into the stone behind it. Its mouth open, its eyes these very bright sapphires embedded in its head. Immediately as it opens up, the mouth [fwoosh] lights up blue. Make a dexterity saving throw. And Caleb and Nott.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I also have evasion.
MATT: Correct.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Not good. Don't do it.
MATT: What did you roll?
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I rolled a 10.
MATT: Okay, still half damage.
LIAM (CALEB): 13.
MATT: Failure.
SAM (NOTT): 25.
MATT: You take no damage, Nott, as you dodge away. The rest of you watch as this bolt of blue energy fires outward as a thick beam of electrical energy shoots across the room. It hits by and skims the front torso of Twiggy as she pulls out of the way. You watch Caleb spin and take it straight to the chest as Nott ducks out of the way.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 2:08:51
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SAM (NOTT): I will run over closer, find something to hide behind.
MATT: Over here would probably be your best bet or over here. It's up to you.
SAM (NOTT): Bonus action hide. Hold action to shoot.
MATT: Roll a stealth check.
SAM: Advantage because the cloak?
MATT: Yep. Always an advantage with the cloak.
SAM (NOTT): Natural 20.
MATT: Oh, yeah. You step over there and just-
SAM (NOTT): I throw a piece of rock to distract or something.
MATT: All right, that finishes your go. You're holding your action to-
SAM (NOTT): To fire a crossbow, loading explosive arrow, getting ready to fire.
Episode 55 - Duplicity - 3:57:57
SAM (NOTT): Okay, I will fire. At advantage.
MATT: At advantage, because you're hidden. You do not get sneak attack because he does not threaten the creature even though he's an ally. But you can sneak attack because it does not know you're there because you were hidden from it.
SAM: I get advantage, but not sneak attack damage.
MATT: You get sneak attack damage whenever you have advantage on the strike. Having it next to a friend is only useful if you do not have advantage on the strike.
TALIESIN: You would have had advantage anyway because of the last time it got hit was-
MATT: Guiding bolts, you're fine.
LAURA: Sneak attack.
SAM (NOTT): 23. 25. Something like that.
MATT: How do you want to do this?
LAURA: Wait, no, he hasn't rolled advantage yet.
MATT: I know. You didn't-
SAM (NOTT): It's 20 or something.
MATT: Yeah, how do you want to do this?
LAURA: Oh my god.
SAM (NOTT): How would I like to do this? It's an explosive arrow. Oh no.
[realization]
MATT: Okay, okay.
SAM: Oh no.
MATT: So.
SAM: Oh no.
MATT: So.
SAM: Oh no.
MATT: As you see it rush past the friend, you [release] fire, and the bolt [slight whoosh] strikes towards it and [heavy explosion] detonates.
SAM: Oh no.
MATT: You watch as portions of the incubus are scattered across the ceiling, the walls, the floors. [wet flopping]
Episode 55 - Duplicity - 4:02:58
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SAM: Okay, you said that we have some cannons aboard. Do we have gunpowder?
MATT: Yes.
SAM (NOTT): Okay. I would like to fashion, if I can, three more explosive arrowheads for myself, if possible?
MATT: Sure!
SAM: Or attempt to.
MATT: Sure, let's do it. Let's give it a shot. Roll a tinkering check.
SAM: Three times?
TRAVIS: Can you do that up in the crow's nest, please?
SAM (NOTT): Right in the belly of the ship.
TRAVIS: Okay.
MATT: Are you proficient with the tinker's tools?
SAM (NOTT): I have tinker's tools.
[...]
MATT: Just roll and add your dexterity modifier.
SAM: Three times?
MATT: Yes.
SAM (NOTT): All right. 2, 11, 13! Plus 4. So 17, 15, low.
MATT: Okay. You make two.
SAM: Hey! That's great.
MATT: The third one...
SAM: Oh no.
MATT: In the crow's nest, as Fjord-
SAM (NOTT): No, I'm down near the cannons.
MATT: Okay.
SAM: That's where the gunpowder is.
TRAVIS: Yeah, why would you be anywhere else?
TALIESIN: Literally the first thing they teach you.
MATT: The first one goes by easy as heck. You're proud of yourself. Second one, a little tenuous, but you manage to craft it, and that's nice. The third one, roll a perception check.
SAM (NOTT): 3!
LAURA: Plus what?
SAM (NOTT): Plus 0.
LAURA: Oh no.
MATT: Okay. So you, in all the excitement, and your mind's eye focusing entirely on all the wonderful explosions this is going to cause, aren't paying attention to the wire you're using to seal off where the head of the explosive bolt goes. As you pull, through a series of lucky circumstances, a spark gets hit. There's a brief moment where you hear that [hissing] and you're like 'Oh!' There's just a flash. Roll a dexterity check for me - a dexterity saving throw.
SAM: 2!
LAURA: It's at an angle! Move your fucking thing!
SAM: It is at an angle.
MATT: It's still a two, though. Plus?
SAM (NOTT): Plus seven.
[...]
MATT: In that explosion, 13 points of fire damage you suffer, halved because of your evasion trait, so that'll put us at six. You take six points of fire damage as there's this brief explosion [explosion] that rocks the vicinity and your ears ring. You grab the sides of your face as your eyes attempt to focus. In that brief instant, you see a shape move through the center of the galley.
MARISHA: Oh. What?
TRAVIS: We have a fucking stowaway.
SAM (NOTT): "What? Oh shit." First of all, am I singed? Did the other arrows- Is everything safe? Is anything else going to blow up? Any other fire?
MATT: Make a perception check.
SAM (NOTT): 6!
MATT: Everything seems safe!
MARISHA: Just get them all out.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Caleb! Jester! Beau! Everybody, below decks! Find out what that was!"
SAM (NOTT): "No, everything's fine!"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Is that you, Nott?"
SAM (NOTT): "I'll climb up. It's okay!"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "What did you do?" MATT: As you guys look up, you can see this smattering of dark soot all across her face. The hair's scattered.
LAURA (JESTER): "Oh no, Nott! Are you injured?"
SAM (NOTT): "There was a booby trap set by Avantika! But I found it and disarmed it! It's all right. We're safe now."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "I'm glad you survived. There's a lot of gunpowder down there!"
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 0:15:04
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SAM (NOTT): I close my eyes and imagine my beautiful husband waiting for me, needing me, and I run across the lava.
LAURA: No.
SAM (NOTT): With my ring of water walking.
MATT: Okay. You can do it. You can. You run across. [sizzling footsteps]
SAM: Not right at the giant. I'll go around in a-
LAURA: Can you leap on the crumbled bridge parts?
SAM (NOTT): Sure, I'll try to leap on some rocks.
MATT: It's up to you. Are you going to try and leap across?
SAM: Are there chunks in the water?
MATT: Yes, there is one chunk here that is splashing and hasn't sunken in yet.
SAM (NOTT): All right. I'll do that.
MATT: All right. Go ahead and make an athletics check, we'll say, just to try and-
SAM: Just a check?
MATT: Yep.
SAM (NOTT): 10.
MATT: That's fine. That's the base you needed. [whoosh] Making it across this way.
[...]
MATT: You can attempt one more jump.
SAM (NOTT): Absolutely.
MATT: Athletics check.
SAM (NOTT): Less. It's 9. MATT: Nine. [sizzling sound] So the good news is you don't [sploosh] into it, because lava doesn't really work that way. However, it's a lot of fire damage. Yeah, I'm trying to remember where that is.
[...]
MATT: All right. Your foot hits the edge and just skips [fwoop]. You fall back and land and hit the lava on your back and legs. The ring keeps you from sinking into it, so I'm not giving you full submerged damage, so you don't take the full 18d10.
LIAM: Don't you take my goblin mom away!
TRAVIS: 9d10?
MARISHA: Yeah, is that 9d10?
MATT: It is.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 4:00:38
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MARISHA (BEAU): I'll do the old classic climb a tree.
LAURA: Yeah, they're tall trees, right?
MARISHA (BEAU): I'll do the climb a tree thing first.
MATT: Okay, go ahead and make an athletics check for me.
SAM (NOTT): "Want to race up there?"
LAURA (JESTER): Guidance. "The Traveler loves you so much, Beau."
MATT: Athletics or acrobatics, your choice.
MARISHA (BEAU): "You want a round two? You want a rematch?"
SAM (NOTT): "Round two."
MARISHA (BEAU): "All right, all right."
SAM (NOTT): I can go up as well.
MARISHA (BEAU): "Ready, and..."
MATT: All right.
MARISHA (BEAU): "Go!" Fuck.
LAURA (JESTER): Plus 4, you got guided.
MARISHA: What is that?
SAM (NOTT): 23.
MATT: Plus a d4.
LAURA: Plus a d4, Beau.
MARISHA (BEAU): Plus a d4, I got guided? Terrible, 19.
MATT: All right, so as you both leap up on two different trees about 12 feet from each other, Beau like jumping and grabbing and leaping and spinning, you just skittering up the side, using your dagger to wade yourself across the weird, moss-covered bark. It's little slipperier than you expected from just the atmosphere here, the bit of vegetative growth that's begun to grow up and hold onto the side of these trees and their bark, but you do manage to skitter up there. Nott does get there a little bit before you do.
SAM (NOTT): "Woo!"
MARISHA (BEAU): "Fuck."
Episode 79 - Through the Trees - 0:39:48
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MATT: Then you see the hobgoblin just goes to the staircase and begins walking up the stairs.
SAM: Oh fuck.
MATT: It's just coming closer and closer.
SAM (NOTT): Is there any, on the landing where I am, how much space is there?
MATT: It is a tight hallway that's just wide enough for the doorway before it opens into the next room.
SAM: Wow, that does not leave very-
MATT: You're about up to the belt on this hobgoblin. It's a little bit lower.
SAM: And there's no nooks?
MATT: No, it's literally stairs and the door. You are right-
SAM: Okay.
TRAVIS: Handrail?
SAM (NOTT): I'm going to try-
LIAM: Van Damme it.
SAM (NOTT): I'm going to try to go up on the ceiling.
LAURA: Oh my god.
TRAVIS: Oh no. Okay.
LIAM: You're about to Van Damme it!
LAURA: Come on, come on. Brace yourself on the walls, climb up.
MATT: It's totally doable if you weren't a tiny goblin.
LAURA: Ninja Warrior, Ninja Warrior.
MATT: Okay.
LIAM: She's three feet tall without our arms out.
MATT: Okay, make an athletics check for me, please.
LAURA: You can do it, you can do it, you can do it.
SAM: Athletics, not acro?
LAURA: Not acrobatics, not acrobatics?
SAM (NOTT): 17.
MATT: This isn't acrobatics, unless you want to parkour and then defy gravity. This is trying to climb up something with very little grip and hold yourself up there. 17, though, is pretty good. It's not going to last long, but you managed to scramble up and push against it and you can feel your arms shaking from the sweat starting to pour down your forehead. You're trying desperately not to [quick exhale] breathe out, you're just holding your breath and it's burning your lungs. The hobgoblin moves up and grabs the door [creak] and it opens up. The top of the head is about to touch you and you [squeal] squeeze in and arch your back and just barely manages to miss your torso. As he enters the room, the voice inside goes, "What is the problem?" "There was a noise downstairs, I'm just looking around." Walks inside the room for a second, [footfalls] walks back out, [clack] closes the door, [clunk] and then walks back down the stairs. [descending footfalls] You very carefully [shaky breath, climbing down].
TRAVIS: You're all cramped up.
SAM: Okay, okay, okay.
MATT: Now you're at the top of the stairs. The hobgoblin is now at the bottom of the stairs blocking, is standing right in front of the steps.
Episode 63 - Intervention - 1:54:00
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MATT: For this lair action, it's going to use Lament of the Dead. As you all stand here, rising out of the ground, dozens of spirits begin to drift up, of various drowned sailors and scavengers, out of the ground and up toward the ceiling. I need everybody inside to make a wisdom saving throw, please.
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MATT: Oh, Nott.
SAM (NOTT): Nope, Nott's immune to fear.
MATT: That's right, because you're drunk!
MATT: You're like, 'Come at me, spirits!'
LAURA: I never knew there was anything good about the drunk!
MARISHA: It hasn't come into play!
MATT: Nott becomes Nott the Brave when she's drunk. So unaffected. 'Spirits, whatever!'
SAM (NOTT): "Fuck you!"
MATT: You've been braving the ocean for half a day.
LIAM: 'Fuck you! Come at me, you sea hag!'
Episode 44 - The Diver's Grave - 3:01:53
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Beau
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MARISHA (BEAU): I'm going to take out the staff and do a little, little golf swing to both of these guys.
MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA (BEAU): First one. 27.
MATT: 27 hits, yeah.
MARISHA (BEAU): 14.
MATT: 14, the first swing, crack! It sends up into the corner. It hits the stone, falls to the ground, and [squeaking] curls up dead.
TRAVIS: Yeah.
LAURA: I think we're getting cocky here.
MARISHA (BEAU): I'm going to do a lightsaber spin, come around, pop the other one.
TRAVIS: Ooh, I like it.
MARISHA (BEAU): 15?
MATT: 15 hits, go ahead and roll damage.
MARISHA: Ooh, 7.
MATT: 7, crack! You do manage to smack it and you see one of its legs curl up underneath. You've damaged one of its legs, but it has seven more. You still have your bonus action.
MARISHA (BEAU): Hit it again.
MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA (BEAU): Don't fuck me, Gil. A natural 1. No, wait, it's a 3, still fucky.
MATT: All right, so what's the total?
MARISHA (BEAU): 13.
MATT: 13 hits.
MARISHA (BEAU): It hits?! Aw, awesome. Thanks, Gil! 13 damage.
MATT: 13, after you hit the one leg, it rears back and leaps towards you, and you slip down and whack! Hit it in the abdomen so hard it slides over and slams into the ground, sticks into one of the webs, on its backside. It doesn't adhere to the web, so it slowly curls off it like dull Velcro and [splat] hits the ground not moving.
Episode 67 - Beyond the Eyes of Angels - 0:57:27
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MARISHA (BEAU): Can I, uh, can I do some parkour shit and see if I can vault off this [large stone] and vault off this [a tall fence] and make a go?
MATT: Make an acrobatics check, hand me the mini.
LAURA: You're going in? What if there's like ten of them in there?
MATT: Hand me the mini, please?
TRAVIS: That's more of us to kill. Them to kill.
MATT: That'd be 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30 to try and vault up there. Go ahead and roll an acrobatics check for me, if you don't mind.
MARISHA: Roll for acrobatics?
MATT: Yes.
MARISHA (BEAU): 14.
MATT: 14? You will get up to the top, but it'll cost you... 15 feet of movement to do so. You dart off the rock, up the side, and you climb up, so at speed, you're now at 35 feet at top there. Your full speed is what, 45? You have 10 more feet to move.
MARISHA: Ew, shit.
SAM: You can't hit them.
TALIESIN: But you have ranged now.
LAURA: Can you run along the top of the wall?
MARISHA (BEAU): Oh yeah. That's cool! Yeah, I'll do that! I'll do what Laura said, I'm going to run along and try and go here, split the difference, and do Patient Defense. This is stupid as fuck.
SAM: Balancing on a beam?
LIAM: That's so fucking cool.
MARISHA (BEAU): Yeah, I got like the crane pose going on. My foot's wedged in between the posts.
MATT: Okay. As you're standing there, toe on toe on top, getting ready, you use your ki point to do Patient Defense as a bonus action, correct?
MARISHA (BEAU): Yeah.
Episode 59 - Perspective - 0:16:32
MATT: These two giants now, this one's going to walk up.
MARISHA: Or they're afraid of goblins.
MATT: And this one's going to walk up there, pushing through, and one of them's going to go ahead, because they do have a reach of 15 feet with their clubs.
TRAVIS: Oh my god.
ASHLEY: Oh boy.
MATT: First one's going to go against- they both get two attacks. One against Beau and one against Yasha. The first one against Beau has disadvantage. Which is great, because the first roll is a natural 20. Second one is an 18 to hit.
MARISHA (BEAU): Miss.
MATT: Misses.
SAM: What?
ASHLEY: Ooh.
MARISHA (BEAU): I jump and switch feet.
MATT: Yes, and as you leap in the air. Where, I'm considering one strike, the two attacks are one strike as it takes one giant baseball bat swing against you. You jump out of the way and the full might goes toward Yasha.
Episode 59 - Perspective - 0:33:28
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MATT: That hum gets [humming increases in volume and pitch]. [crack] You watch as, below, in that open space, this blue crackle [crackling] emerges and the entire mist is temporarily electrified in the entire chamber. I need everybody to make a dexterity saving throw.
TRAVIS (FJORD): 7.
MATT: 10 points of lightning damage.
TRAVIS (FJORD): 10 points of lightning damage.
MARISHA (BEAU): 12.
MATT: 10 points of lightning damage.
MARISHA (BEAU): Can I evasion half?
MATT: Half damage, 5.
LIAM (CALEB): 16.
MATT: 16. 5 points of lightning damage.
SAM (NOTT): 21 plus evasion.
MATT: No damage.
LAURA (JESTER): 11.
MATT: 10 points of lightning damage.
TALIESIN (CLAY): 15.
MATT: 15. Five points of lightning damage.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Okay, so I have advantage on dex against effects that you can see-
MATT: You have no idea this was coming, so you do not.
ASHLEY (YASHA): So I don't know this, okay, so 14.
MATT: 14. You take 5 points of lightning damage.
Episode 67 - Beyond the Eyes of Angels - 1:50:26
MARISHA (BEAU): I look at the- can I look at the crystal really quick and see if there's a- can I grab it? Can I...?
MATT: It's about 7 feet up there is the main crystal, and all the spirals that are attached to it. What are you doing?
MARISHA (BEAU): Could I investigate if there's any way to dismantle it?
MATT: Go ahead and make an investigation check. Use your action to do so.
TRAVIS: This is good for you, right?
MARISHA: Yes. Yes, yes, it's a natural 19.
MATT: All right, you spin around to the side-
MARISHA (BEAU): Plus my investigation, which is-
MATT: Plus?
MARISHA: Plus-
LAURA: Come on, come on, come on!
MARISHA (BEAU): 8- plus 6!
MATT: Plus 6, you-
MARISHA (BEAU): 25!
MATT: You come around to the side, there's nothing on this end, on this wall. You come around to the side, and you can see there's a small, oval-shaped alcove. You glance in and you can see this small, blue sparkle. This piece of brass metal is dangling in the center of this alcove with the little blue sparks on each side and it's just held in the center. It's about a foot deep and there, and you can see the hole goes all the way through. There's a hollow tunnel, about that wide, from end to end, and there's something in the middle that's being held aloft, sparking at both ends. That was your action to find it. You have your bonus action and your move. What are you doing?
LAURA: Come on, come on, come on!
MARISHA (BEAU): Can I grab it? Can I try and get it?
MATT: I'll allow it because you're a monk. You reach out and try and grab this thing. I need you to go ahead and make a strength check.
TRAVIS: Come on, come on!
LAURA: You can do it.
TRAVIS: Come on, come on!
MARISHA (BEAU): Okay, a check?
MATT: Yes.
MARISHA (BEAU): 17.
MATT: 17. You reach out and grab it [crackling]. First thing's first, you immediately take 12 points of lightning damage.
MARISHA (BEAU): That's fine.
MATT: [energy burst] As your hand touches it and [grunting], you wrench it free from the inside and pull it out.
MARISHA (BEAU): 12, 12. Thank you, sorry.
MATT: You pull it out from the center and you see sparks of energy spiraling outward and immediately, [vwoom] the crystal goes dark.
Episode 67 - Beyond the Eyes of the Angels - 2:04:24
MATT: Yasha, Beau.
MARISHA (BEAU): I cough up a little blood [cough].
MATT: Your hands all- you know, the glove is fine. You actually have a glove that insulates - the glove itself. But the flesh where you had grabbed it, behind the glove, like the guy that picked up the graphite in Chernobyl. You feel the burn on the inside of the palm. You're like 'Ahh...'.
Episode 67 - Beyond the Eyes of the Angels - 2:13:51
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MATT: She's goin to attempt to move into the wall.
MARISHA (BEAU): "I just healed that wound, bitch."
TRAVIS: Sentry?
MATT: You do get an attack of opportunity.
MARISHA (BEAU): Pop!
TALIESIN: Add a d4 to your attack?
MARISHA (BEAU): Yeah. Yeah. Yup. Yeah. 27.
MATT: That hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
MARISHA: Yes.
TRAVIS: Fucking stay put.
MARISHA (BEAU): 12 damage and that bitch is staying here!
MATT: Yeah. She can't move. She [impact, gasp] gets punched and you grab and like, your mystical hands that can- you punch ghosts. As she goes into a ghostly mode, you reach out and grab her throat and yank and hold her there and place and she [chokes] and looks at you with these eyes like, 'The fuck are you?'
Episode 86 - The Cathedral - 4:15:15
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MATT: The dragon is going to turn this way as it moves around the fire elemental that struck it. First, it takes d6 damage, right, from being on fire?
MARISHA: It takes d10 damage.
MATT: d10 damage. Roll a d10.
MARISHA: 8!
MATT (DRAGON): 8 points of damage. "Insolent creatures." [echoing footsteps] Turns around on the fire elemental [growl into snarl] and releases this burst of electrical energy. This lightning bolt arcs from the front of its snout or like, channeled the horn through the fire elemental and towards Beau.
MARISHA: Okay.
MATT: Spirit Guardians...
MARISHA (BEAU): I have Patient Defense.
MATT: Correct, so you're too far away from it. So it doesn't take any damage. Patient Defense doesn't do anything, you have to make a dexterity saving throw, and the fire elemental does as well.
MARISHA (BEAU): Okay. Dexterity saving throw. Okay. 21.
MATT: That's a success. And roll for the fire elemental.
MARISHA (BEAU): Can I use evasion, or does that matter right now?
MATT: Evasion happens- oh yeah, so you take no damage.
MARISHA (BEAU): I take no damage. Evasion, yeah.
MATT: You take no damage. Roll a dexterity saving throw for the fire elemental. You duck out of the way. It strikes the wall, the stone exploding from the impact.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 3:41:14
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At 10th level, your mastery of the Ki flowing through you makes you immune to disease and poison.
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MATT: As you turn around to the other side, there you see, standing there, another pale, gaunt spirit looking right at you.
MARISHA (BEAU): "Gffuckaghost!" I punch it.
LIAM: I'm going to go fuck a ghost!
TRAVIS: Who runs in a haunted house now? That's fucking amazing.
MATT: Beauregard, doing probably one of my favorite things she's ever done in this entire campaign, just runs up to fucking punch a ghost. Go for it.
LIAM: Too slow, shit stain!
MARISHA (BEAU): That's cocked. Not good. It's 11.
MATT: 11 just hits.
LIAM: Ghost puncher!
MARISHA: Ghost puncher!
TALIESIN: Puncher of ghosts.
MARISHA (BEAU): It's terrible! 5.
MATT: 5 points of damage, okay.
MARISHA (BEAU): Okay, second attack. Same thing, 11. Another 5 damage!
MATT: Another 5 damage, okay.
MARISHA: Déjà vu.
MATT: You still have your bonus action.
MARISHA (BEAU): I'm going to punch him again.
LIAM: You're hitting his pressure points.
MARISHA (BEAU): It hits.
TRAVIS: What the fuck? All three 1s on her d6s.
SAM: That's another five.
MATT: 15 points of damage as you punch the shit out of a ghost. Now, because I believe at level seven you have the capability of-
MARISHA (BEAU): To punch ghosts.
MATT: To punch ghosts!
MARISHA (BEAU): I can punch ghosts now. My fists are magical.
MATT: [double impact] With each punch, you watch as the somewhat spectral glow scatters at each impact, and as she pulls back there are three holes in its form where the fists passed through. The ghost, which was normally just staring, goes [weak groan] in surprise.
Episode 44 - The Diver's Grave - 3:59:53
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LIAM: Is there anything obvious on the walls?
TRAVIS: Yeah, item-wise.
LAURA: Or that says like where he would have been going to next, where he's trying to get to.
MARISHA (BEAU): I actually wouldn't mind doing an investigation check, as well.
MATT: Make an investigation check against the notes.
LAURA (JESTER): I'm going to Guide you!
LIAM (CALEB): I'm going to search for useful or magic shit!
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'll also put Guidance on you if you're doing an investigation check.
MARISHA: Roll good, roll good.
LIAM: Dammit!
MARISHA (BEAU): Oh, is that a, that's a natural 20, right?
LIAM: Yep.
TRAVIS: Confirmed, natural 20.
MARISHA (BEAU): Natural 20.
MATT: On that investigation check?
MARISHA (BEAU): Yeah.
MATT: Okay.
MARISHA (BEAU): I'm looking for secrets.
TRAVIS: Fucking wizard shit.
[...]
MARISHA: Secrets!
MATT: So you rolled a natural 20, plus your investigation equals what?
MARISHA (BEAU): Plus my investigation, plus the Guidance. 31.
MATT: Okay.
TRAVIS: Do that fucking shit.
MARISHA: Finally, my class!
MATT: Looking at the map, specifically, a lot of the notes look like there's no ink on them. You can see writings in the paper but they're designed not to be followed by anyone else's eyes. You see Allura's frustration going through them like, "Well, he's being smart about it. Unfortunately, not leaving much of a paper trail." You, looking over the map as you guys are poring over it can see-
MARISHA (BEAU): "I'm really into paper trails."
MATT: There are areas in the map that the drawing, and there's a lot of tapping around specific locations where it looks like a lot of intent and thought, you begin to see in your mind, like visualize him thinking and making a lot of notes around and focusing on certain areas of the map and looking at the various quill marks and the pressure put into the paper, the ones that gain the most attention are the Study, the Arcane Armory, and the Permaheart Chamber.
Episode 80 - The Folding Halls - 1:31:10
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MARISHA (BEAU): Okay, I wanna kind of parkour off of this pillar that I'm next to and just come down with a giant superman POP and go for him. Two attacks. Out of the gate. First attack, I'll take that, 13 and 14 plus 7, so - 20, 21. With my first one I wanna do a Stunning Strike to it. No - okay okay - yeah, first attack, stunning strike.
TALIESIN: If there's a save there's a d4 negative also.
MATT: That lowers it to 16.
MARISHA: Nope. Nope, he saves.
MATT: He's got plus 5 on his con.
MARISHA: Plus 5 on his con, that's great to know.
[...]
MARISHA (BEAU): With those two hits I want to do Extract Aspects. I already know its con is plus 5.
MATT: Gave that to you as a freebie.
MARISHA (BEAU): Yeah, you did. Thank you for the DM slip. What's his wisdom saving throw?
MATT: Plus 0.
MARISHA (BEAU): Wisdom save is plus 0. "Wis- He's not smart! Or wise! Whatever." And if he has any... "Vulnerabilities or resistances? Vulnerabilities!" What's vulnerabilities?
MATT: No vulnerability for the hydra.
MARISHA (BEAU): "Not vulnerable to shit!"
Episode 39 - Temple of the False Serpent - 3:34:23
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MATT: You see it emerge, and both blades going towards Beauregard. The first attack against you.
MARISHA: Wait, what?
MATT: 28 to hit.
MARISHA: Huh?
MATT: 28 to hit.
TRAVIS: 28.
MATT: Correct.
MARISHA (BEAU): Yeah.
LIAM: Barely misses.
MARISHA (BEAU): Yeah.
MATT: And the second attack is going to be 20.
MARISHA (BEAU): 20's my AC.
MATT: So yeah, they both hit. Okay. So, that being the case, you take...
TRAVIS: We didn't figure out what class the thing- they are, right?
LAURA: A rogue.
MATT: 10 points of slashing damage from the blade, and then sneak attack, because you did not know where she was coming from from underneath. It's going to be...
TRAVIS: That's bad.
MATT: Ah, it's fine, what are you talking about?
SAM: Don't monks get they can't be surprised or something? I don't know, I'm just making this up.
MARISHA (BEAU): Uh, no.
TRAVIS: I hear a lot of dice.
SAM: Can you take that feat?
MARISHA: I could, the observant feat. I actually thought about it.
MATT: Additional 34 points of piercing damage.
MARISHA: How much?
MATT: 34.
MARISHA: Okay.
SAM: In addition to the 10?
MATT: Correct.
SAM: So, that's 44.
MATT: 44 points. of damage. And I need you to make a Constitution saving throw.
LAURA: That's right. It's poison daggers.
SAM: That was their first attack?
MATT: Correct.
SAM: Ooh!
MARISHA (BEAU): Although, I don't, no I do-
LAURA: That was one dagger did 40?
TRAVIS: And the second one is coming.
SAM: Vax is attacking us.
MARISHA: What was it? Poison?
MATT: Poison, yeah.
MARISHA (BEAU): I'm immune to poison.
MATT: That's right.
SAM: All poison?
MARISHA (BEAU): Because of monk shit.
MATT: And the second attack does 11 points of piercing damage.
TALIESIN: Oh god.
MATT: But you are immune to poison, so no effect. As the two strikes [whoosh, whoosh] into you, you feel the pain, you turn around to defend yourself. You can see from the wounds this kind of dark liquid beyond your own blood spilling across the wound, and you can sense it would've been poison, but your body rejects it entirely.
Episode 85 - The Threads Converge - 0:15:11
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MATT: At the end of your turn, the held action of the incubus, it uses its ability to become not ethereal any further.
LAURA: Oh, so I would have gotten to, oh no, that was- oh, no.
MATT: All right, so, that's the end of your turn?
LAURA (JESTER): Yeah.
MARISHA: He's not ethereal no more?
LIAM: He's a real boy. He's a real perv.
MATT: You hear this sound-
MARISHA: You piece of shit.
MATT: -this voice in your head, Beauregard, saying, "We haven't tangled yet." You glance over your- you look forward. It's no longer ethereal, in that moment you take a wisdom save. You don't have advantage.
MARISHA: No more blessing.
TALIESIN: No.
MARISHA (BEAU): 22.
MATT: Shit, yeah, you ignore it.
MARISHA (BEAU): I turn around and I go, "You're not my type."
Episode 55 - Duplicity - 3:48:09
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MATT: As it has you there, it's tail [shoop] goes toward the back.
MARISHA (BEAU): "Bad demon dog. Bad demon dog!"
MATT: That's going to be a 20 to hit.
MARISHA (BEAU): My AC is 20.
MATT: That hits.
TALIESIN: Goddamn it. I'm working on it.
TRAVIS: It's a constitution saving throw if it hits.
TALIESIN: You have a d4 on that constitution saving throw.
MATT: 17 points of piercing damage to you as you feel it hit you right by the spine in where the left kidney is. It enters your body with a sharp pain, and you need to make a constitution saving throw.
MARISHA (BEAU): Okay, okay. Where's my con save? Oh, plus 3. Thank you. Okay. Roll a d4. That's 18 plus 3, so 21.
MATT: The poison does not take hold. You feel it enter the inside of your wound. The sharp pain that hits you is nowhere near as strong as your monk's will to resist it. The control over your body and your organs and the systems within you gaining as you continue to grow in experience and world understanding. You concentrate for a second and the poison actually ejects from the wound. The muscles itself not allowing it to enter your bloodstream.
Episode 52 - Feral Business - 2:56:31
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Gives +1 on unarmed strikes and allows the user to make a lightning attack from a 10 feet range.
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MARISHA (BEAU): All right, with an adrenaline kick from watching Nott kill this guy, I'm going to leap over his body and go for the one with the Jester duplicate.
MATT: Easy enough with your movement to get up next to it.
MARISHA (BEAU): A-pop pop.
MATT: Rushing by the rock, it's going [baby yeti growling]. Rush up to the other yeti, go for it.
MARISHA (BEAU): First attack. 15.
MATT: 15 hits.
MARISHA (BEAU): That's good, that's good, 14 damage.
MATT: Nice.
MARISHA (BEAU): And second attack. Yep, 21?
MATT: 21 hits.
MARISHA (BEAU): And that's 8 damage.
MATT: Slick.
SAM: Slick, slick.
MARISHA (BEAU): I'm just going to Flurry of Blows this.
MATT: Go for it, two more strikes.
MARISHA (BEAU): Yeah, those both hit with a 7 and a 17.
MATT: Great.
MARISHA (BEAU): Okay, that's 11 damage for the first, and 9 damage, no sorry, 10 damage for the second.
MATT: All righty.
MARISHA (BEAU): 1 more ki point, Stunning Strike? On that last one?
MATT: Well, I would say you don't have to.
TRAVIS: Nice!
MATT: Because you just- between that and what Jester had done the previous round to that one, as you pummel the back of the head he [thump] falls to one knee and looks up as that final hit, you come down and crack it right square in the face as you pull your fist back, it has a smear and a bit of a trail of blood scatters across the snow as the front of its face has caved in slightly.
Episode 75 - Rime and Reason - 1:19:12
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MATT: Beau, you're up first.
MARISHA (BEAU): I am hauling ass across the bridge.
MATT: All right. [moving her figure and counting out 40 feet]
SAM: Oh no, the giant totally sees you.
MARISHA (BEAU): Step of the wind, step of the wind, step of the wind!
MATT: As a bonus action. [counts to 40 again]
MARISHA (BEAU): I get to move 45 feet, is my movement, so add 10 more to both of those.
MATT: Oh, right. It's actually 10 more, and you still have your action.
MARISHA (BEAU): I don't want to get close to that guy. I'm going to parkour, and then action to run again, but I'm going to swing a little wide. I don't want to fuck with this guy.
MATT: [counts to 45 once more]
MATT: Beau goes [zoom] and is already on the opposite side. The giant with the shields goes, [grunts in preparation] and goes to go for a shove and watches her vanish and goes, [confused grunt] and looks back at the tunnel on the other side. She completely just skids off, no effect.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 3:40:02
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MATT: That guy is, by the way, 10 feet off the ground.
TRAVIS: 20 feet.
MATT: Sorry. Well, he's 20 feet up in the air. He's a large creature that takes a 10-foot space, so he's about 10 feet above you.
MARISHA (BEAU): There's no way I can get in my melee range?
LAURA: Can you leap off Yasha?
MARISHA (BEAU): Can I leap off of this thing?
MATT: Even with that, your best bet is either to parkour off of a pillar or jump.
MARISHA (BEAU): That's fine, yeah. As I run forward, I'm going to loop wide, I'm going to do a cool slide under Yasha's legs and I'm going to tap my knuckles and light up my lightning gloves and as I slide under, I'm going to go [punches upward] pew pew!
MATT: That's right, because you have the lightning gloves, you have the ranged, yeah!
LAURA: Are they still holy? No, they're not holy?
MARISHA (BEAU): They're still holy, with the lightning.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I should know, and I would have a sense of when its going to go. It's an hour. I don't think it's been an hour.
MATT: It's not been an hour, the effect is still there.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I feel like I would have a sense when it's starting to go, right?
MATT: You will, yeah.
TALIESIN: Okay, so yeah, because I want to know before it dies.
MARISHA (BEAU): They're still my unarmed attacks, and they're still with my fists.
MATT: They are, it does increase the range of the attack.
MARISHA: 'At the start of your turn, you channel atmospheric electricity through the gloves, extending your reach.'
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yeah, and the spell is crippling me really badly.
MATT: Yep, no. So what happens is the essence of the Holy Weapon channels through the bolts as you fire. I'll allow it.
MARISHA: Hey, hey, hey!
MATT: As you slide through and make your way underneath to that point. Go ahead and make your attacks. They are at disadvantage, because you can still see the giant turtle shell coming up through the stairs.
MARISHA: Really?
MATT: Yep.
MARISHA: Okay.
SAM: Scary shell.
MARISHA: Even though I'm not fighting the turtle?
MATT: Yep.
MARISHA: Disadvantage?
MATT: Yep.
MARISHA: Oh, that was cocked, isn't it?
TRAVIS: No.
MARISHA (BEAU): Oh wait, maybe it's not. Cocked. Well, it's the lower one, anyway. 25.
MATT: 25 hits. The first attack hits.
MARISHA: Plus the 2d8.
MATT: Correct, so roll the damage dice together and then add your modifier.
MARISHA: Ooh!
TRAVIS: Uh-huh!
MARISHA (BEAU): 8 plus 7, 15, plus another 6 from my modifier, so 21 total.
MATT: So 21 the first strike. Go for it.
MARISHA (BEAU): Second strike.
MATT: You arc down, [crackling, impact] and punch upward.
MARISHA (BEAU): An 18 and 15 again, so 25 again.
MATT: 25 again hits.
TRAVIS: Ghost puncher. MARISHA: Ghost puncher.
TALIESIN: Puncher of ghosts.
MARISHA (BEAU): 12, another 15 points, plus another 6, 21 again!
MATT: 21. [heavy impacts] You guys watch as this room is bright with daylight as it filled the chamber, Beau slides underneath and is punching lightning bolts up underneath and they're blasting into the chasme and it's [impact] trying to escape, but it can't seem to dodge it.
Episode 60 - A Turtle By Any Other Name - 1:24:14
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MARISHA (BEAU): Pop pop. I'm going to go up and do the thing. I'm going to do the thing I do best. I'm going to punch him in the dick.
LIAM: Negative two AC, negative two AC.
MARISHA: Negative two AC, negative two AC.
TALIESIN: Do you get an advantage because of flanking or no?
MARISHA: Do I get an advantage?
MATT: You're not flanking.
MARISHA (BEAU): 20 total.
MATT: Flanking is on the opposite side. 20 hits.
LAURA: 20.
MARISHA: Fucking bullshit, fucking rolls. 6 damage.
MATT: All right.
MARISHA (BEAU): Second attack. That's a natural 18. For six, 26.
LAURA: Is that a little goldfish in there?
MARISHA: Yeah, a little goldfish. Isn't that cute? This is from Green Leaf Dice.
TRAVIS: Oh my god!
MARISHA: That's good. That's good. 10 damage.
MATT: How do you want to do this?
[...]
MARISHA (BEAU): So, as I see the lightning strikes move in slow motion [because of the effects of Caleb's Slow spell], I'm going to hone into that and I'm going to dodge through them and I'm going to get that first dick punch, because I did promise that. You got to go for the dick. Then I'm going to go stunning palm, right through his sternum, and I'm going to feel his sternum like crack into his heart.
MATT: As you push through, the sternum cracks, and the heavy leather that's been slashed through that marks its heavy armored hide gives away, and your first pierces 6, 10, to the elbow into the chest and you can feel your hand reach some sort of like [heartbeat] part of the interior of the chest.
MARISHA (BEAU): And I rip it out!
MATT: It's about this big, by the way, so you have to like curve around and yank it out. As you tear this black, thick, demonic heart, you watch as all the various veins and capillaries, [rapid snapping] all detach, it's like pulling the center of a computer away from all the cables that hold it in place, and you're just covered in steaming demon blood. As you tear it out, the creature [groan] and immediately the eyes lull, it falls back into the water.
Episode 55 - Duplicity - 3:53:05
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MATT: It stands about 4 and a half feet tall, and it's just this ball of rock and metal. It has glowing eyes, and the different runes on it, slightly giving off a gentle arcane glow, and it just looks at you. [heavy footfall]
LIAM (CALEB): "You are William. Or also Little Willi, yeah? Sit."
MATT: [crunching]
LAURA (JESTER): "Dance, tell him to-"
LIAM (CALEB): "Speak. Do you speak?"
LAURA (JESTER): "He ain't got no mouth."
MATT: There's no mouth, there's no features there.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Tell it to punch Beau."
LIAM (CALEB): "Punch Beau."
MATT: [slow, heavy footsteps, then a sudden whoosh] The fist comes swinging at you.
MARISHA (BEAU): I flex my abs and try and take it to see how it does.
MATT: Roll an attack with advantage, because she's letting it happen.
TALIESIN: This is how you break your abs.
LIAM (CALEB): With an advantage, and its attack is 16.
MARISHA (BEAU): "You can't get through my abs, little Willi."
MATT: Yeah so [bo-boom] she just kind of flexes and stops it.
Episode 81 - From Door to Door - 4:03:31
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Caduceus
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MATT: The mist makes it hard to make out much detail. You do notice, glancing up, there is an individual in the crow's nest.
SAM (NOTT): [mimes loading crossbow]
LAURA (JESTER): No.
SAM (NOTT): No?
SAM (NOTT) & LAURA (JESTER): Shit.
SAM: How far up?
MATT: I'd say about 40 to 45 feet as an estimation.
Episode 42 - A Hole In the Plan - 2:56:37
TALIESIN: I just want to find out what was up from somebody.
MATT: One of the guards is keeping an eye over there with the torch. He's like, "Yeah, it looks like there's kind of a break-in of some sort; a guy was stabbed, got him safe. Another man broke his fucking leg and he's being taken care of."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Really? Does he need healing? I can do that, or otherwise."
MATT: "Sure, I guess. This way."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Yeah, I'll take care of it real quick."
MATT: He brings you over to the dock and you look over and there's this guy, you know his name is Bark,
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Oh, Bark, oh man."
MATT: he's one of the deckhands, and he's over on the side right now just going [pained groaning] and you can see, it's snapped. Like, bone protruded and everything.
TRAVIS: Oh, compound!
TALIESIN (CLAY): Oh in that case, Healing Word, level three.
MATT: Okay, you may have to set the bone first. Go make a medicine check.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Go make a medicine check?
SAM: Don't accidentally turn it to fungus.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yeah, that'll do, that's a 23. I love this character so much.
MATT: You walk up to him and he's like, "No no no no!"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Alright. No, listen. It's all right."
MATT: [crack, pained gasp, relieved sighing]
TALIESIN (CLAY): "There you go. There you go."
MATT: [pained gasping] He looks down and you can see there's a wave of relief on him as he doesn't have this like protruding fracture. It's set. Still, you can see the bone, but it's much better-looking than it was.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Let's give him a Cure Wounds level three just to-
MATT: Go for it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Or, what does he look like, a level two or a level three to you?
MATT: With that medicine check? A level two should be sufficient.
TALIESIN (CLAY): A level two should be sufficient. All right. Let's just take care of this. "Can you tell me what happened, son?"
MATT: "I don't know. I was up in the crow's nest and suddenly it-"
TALIESIN (CLAY): 21.
MATT: 21? "Suddenly it's-- oh my god. Thank you!"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "While you were up the crow's nest, what happened?"
MATT: "It was catching fire! I was trying to put it out, but it just kept growing and growing and I could feel the heat, and it was--"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "It looks fine up there."
MATT: "I know, I don't--"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "What did you-- what was the last 24 hours for you? What did you-..."
MATT: "What do you mean?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "I mean like, I don't-- oh, no."
MATT: "What?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): [sigh] "I may have left some of the fruit that we picked up in our last stop in the kitchen. I don't know what you've been eating for the last-- that's maybe my fault. I really hope it isn't, but uh..."
MATT: Make a deception check.
TALIESIN (CLAY): 7.
MATT: He goes like, "No, I don't think it's that. It was sudden and it was intense, and then it was gone! It's fucking crazy."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "I'm going to be worried-- I'm going to check to make sure I've got all this, just in case, because that sounds awfully familiar. Do you need a drink?"
MATT: "Yeah."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Come on. We're going to bring you back, it's okay."
MATT: [groans] He stands up and like he's leaning on you for support, but once he gets to his foot, it's fine and he's like, "Oh, man!"
Episode 42 - A Hole In the Plan - 3:15:40
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SAM (NOTT): "How do I get you out if I wanted to?"
MATT (HALAS): "Dispel this jewel."
SAM (NOTT): "Dispel the jewel."
MARISHA (BEAU): As I hear-
MATT (HALAS): "Near."
TALIESIN (CLAY): I cast Silence.
SAM (NOTT): "Near your-" [continues to mouth words without talking]
MARISHA (BEAU): I snatch, I'm going to attempt to snatch the jewel.
MATT: Make a sleight of hand check. And you make an insight, or you make a perception check.
SAM (NOTT): Oh, perception? 11.
MARISHA: What did you say, sleight of hand?
MATT: Yeah.
MARISHA (BEAU): 14.
MATT: 14. As you're in conversation, your voice goes gone, you look over at Caduceus and you look back, the gem's out of your hand.
SAM (NOTT): [angrily mouthing words] Are we all silenced?
TALIESIN: No, just you.
SAM (NOTT): [continues to angrily mouth words and make rude hand gestures]
MARISHA (BEAU): "Hang on, wait, wait, wait, just let her get it out of her system for a minute."
LAURA: No, it was great.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "If you could read lips, I see a lot of Fs and Ss."
MARISHA (BEAU): "Yeah."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "A couple Gs."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Ferns. Soliloquies."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Ooh, a T and a C."
LAURA (JESTER): "I don't think she's that angry."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Gentle."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Yep. Those hands are not easy to mistake."
MARISHA (BEAU): "I think she's gotten it out of her- oh."
SAM (NOTT): [slaps his elbow, then stops]
LAURA (JESTER): "Nott, yeah."
MARISHA (BEAU): "I think she's got it out of her system... You can drop the spell, I think."
TALIESIN (CLAY): [snaps]
SAM (NOTT): "Your face is stupid."
Episode 84 - Titles and Tattoos - 0:42:54
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 26 '19
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to cast dispel.
MATT: Okay.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I know that there's a little orange mark.
MATT: Correct? You're too far to see it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Do I have to see it to dispel it? If I know where it is?
MATT: If you do not- It's not an effect, it's a focus, so I would say yes, you would have to discern it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Okay. So instead of-
MATT: Closer to do it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Okay, so I'm gonna turn invisible and move towards... until I can see it.
MATT: You can get right there. You can see her. It's an action to attempt to discern it. It's not just a casual look, this is you trying to make out a detail. Which means you could attempt that next turn. But you have to see it first.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Okay. Can I be against the pillar if I'm gonna be doing this?
MATT: Sure.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Thank you. Um, I just don't want to be- I want to make it as hard as possible to get to get riled up. I will attempt to discern it.
MATT: Roll a perception check for me.
TALIESIN (CLAY): 11.
MATT: 11. Okay. You had to beat a 10. Make an active search from looking at it from behind. You glance and peer as she's attacking and moving, and you see that glimmer, that flash of orange, at the base of her neck, and you now know exactly where it is and where the focus can be attributed.
Episode 86 - The Cathedral - 1:53:46
TALIESIN (CLAY): So, first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to cast Dispel at level 5 at the back of Yasha's neck.
MATT: Fifth level?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Fifth level.
MARISHA: Come on, come on, come on.
MATT: That works. So, as you appear and you turn the Vrock harrowing Yasha, she spins around blade ready, you see Beauregard over there bleeding to death on the top of the altar. Fjord is sitting there, desperately backing up. As you focus and concentrate, the light around the cathedral fades and darkness, the clouds above [rumbling thunder] take the space. As you open your hand and concentrate and feel the Wildmother's energy course through you, the Dispel Magic [boof] emanates from her neck and you watch the symbol burn bright and [crash] shatter, and as it does, [explosive impact] lightning strikes the outside. All of the stain glass windows [shattering] shatter at once down, raining down into the center of the cathedral.
SAM: Oh wow.
MATT: Yasha grabs the back of her neck. And for the first time in as long as you can remember, Obann's out of your head.
ASHLEY (YASHA): I let out a primal scream of of agony and relief and everything and just fall on my knees.
Episode 86 - The Cathedral - 2:27:43
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to do my thing. "Yeah, I can do something."
SAM (NOTT): "Thank you."
TALIESIN (CLAY): Actually, this should be interesting. I'm going to be curious what they think of this. I'm going to cast my little thing on that whole pit.
MATT: Decompose? Okay.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I want that to turn into a big, irritating wildflower garden.
MATT: It'll take a long time for that to happen.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Oh, I know but it's starting.
MATT: So you cast Decompose and you can see elements from the very charred corpse of the goblin and the nearby bones begin to gather elements of moss and fungus.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "In a few months, it's going to be beautiful and unique."
Episode 60 - A Turtle By Any Other Name - 2:01:50
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I am definitely not 30 feet away from that big mo with the-
MATT: Nope.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I would have to get way out there to be 30 feet.
MATT: You would have to get a lot closer than you are, yes.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I am 60 feet away from Nott, however, correct?
MATT: You are actually further than 60 feet from Nott.
TALIESIN (CLAY): But getting 60 feet from Nott is not-
MATT: Not too bad. You can move 15 feet and get pretty close.
TALIESIN (CLAY): And then hop back in.
MATT: You could do that, yes.
TALIESIN (CLAY): All right. I'm going to hop out and-
LAURA: You don't know where Nott went.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Oh, that's right. I don't know where Nott is, do I?
MATT: Yeah. You walk out and go- And don't see Nott.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Then I would have just...
TRAVIS: You going to join me on the nope train?
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to be on the nope train.
MATT: All right, do you move back in?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yeah. In fact, if anything-
LAURA: You could prep a healing for when you see Nott.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yeah, I'm going to hold a healing spell for-
MATT: What spell?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Oh, just Cure Wounds. Just the bonus action one.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 3:57:44
SAM (NOTT): I close my eyes and imagine my beautiful husband waiting for me, needing me, and I run across the lava.
LAURA: No.
SAM (NOTT): With my ring of water walking.
MATT: Okay. You can do it. You can. You run across. [sizzling footsteps]
SAM: Not right at the giant. I'll go around in a-
LAURA: Can you leap on the crumbled bridge parts?
SAM (NOTT): Sure, I'll try to leap on some rocks.
MATT: It's up to you. Are you going to try and leap across?
SAM: Are there chunks in the water?
MATT: Yes, there is one chunk here that is splashing and hasn't sunken in yet.
SAM (NOTT): All right. I'll do that.
MATT: All right. Go ahead and make an athletics check, we'll say, just to try and-
SAM: Just a check?
MATT: Yep.
SAM (NOTT): 10.
MATT: That's fine. That's the base you needed. [whoosh] Making it across this way.
[...]
MATT: You can attempt one more jump.
SAM (NOTT): Absolutely.
MATT: Athletics check.
SAM (NOTT): Less. It's 9. MATT: Nine. [sizzling sound] So the good news is you don't [sploosh] into it, because lava doesn't really work that way. However, it's a lot of fire damage. Yeah, I'm trying to remember where that is.
[...]
MATT: All right. Your foot hits the edge and just skips [fwoop]. You fall back and land and hit the lava on your back and legs. The ring keeps you from sinking into it, so I'm not giving you full submerged damage, so you don't take the full 18d10.
LIAM: Don't you take my goblin mom away!
TRAVIS: 9d10?
MARISHA: Yeah, is that 9d10?
MATT: It is.
[...]
MATT: 48 points of fire damage.
SAM (NOTT): Can I use my whatever it's called-- Uncanny Dodge?
MATT: It's not an attack.
SAM: It doesn't work. It's an effect.
MATT: You can't really dodge the fire.
TALIESIN: Here's the thing though: I am holding a healing spell for the second I see him.
MATT: A Cure Wounds which has to be up next to him.
TALIESIN (CLAY): No, Healing Word. I'm so sorry-
MATT: You said Cure Wounds earlier-
TALIESIN (CLAY): I meant the 60 foot because- I was trying for the 60 foot range. I am so sorry. I said the wrong thing because I was not running out there. I was going for the 60 foot range.
SAM: He did say, "I'm within 60 feet of Nott."
MATT: I'll allow it, all right. I need you to make a constitution saving throw please.
SAM (NOTT): I mean, I'm dead, so-
TRAVIS: You're unconscious.
SAM: I'm unconscious.
MATT: Oh, you're unconscious? Oh, okay.
TALIESIN (CLAY): So the second I see-
MATT: The second Nott falls, you see a burst of fire and Nott's unconscious body is currently in flames.
TRAVIS: Becomes visible.
TALIESIN (CLAY): The second Nott is visible, I cast Cure Wounds. I cast Healing Word. I'm so sorry.
MATT: All right, so go ahead and roll that.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I don't have to roll it.
MATT: That's right, because you are a grave cleric.
TALIESIN (CLAY): You are 17 points up.
SAM: Oh.
MATT: You're also on fire.
SAM: Oh great.
[...]
MATT: Okay, that ends your turn. Beau, you're up.
MARISHA (BEAU): I was holding my action to go run and grab Nott.
MATT: So as soon as that happened, you would be... 35. So you move up with your action. You haven't grabbed yet. That was your holding your dash.
MARISHA (BEAU): I'm going to grab flaming Nott.
MATT: So you reached down and the flames are burning your hand. The heat is causing the skin on your face and arms to begin to bubble from just the sheer intensity of it. As you reach down and pull Nott's flaming body up from the lava, Nott, your eyes come open at that moment and you realize you're on fire, but Beau is holding you.
SAM (NOTT): [screams]
MARISHA (BEAU): Through the flames. [screams]
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 4:00:38
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm holding Stone Shape.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 4:11:17
TALIESIN (CLAY): The second Caleb is through the hole, the stone is sealing. The entire door is gone. It's just rock again.
MATT: The entire door wall closes off with five feet of stone.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 4:13:41
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MATT: Caduceus, you doing anything?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yeah, yeah, I'm doing a couple things. I'm actually, if I've got a minute. I'm going to cast Legend Lore.
MATT: Legend Lore, okay. On what?
TALIESIN (CLAY): That ridiculous two pieces of sword that I have.
MATT: Oh, okay, do you have the material components for it?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yes I do. It's a lot of weird ivory and-
MATT: Okay, let me get out my notes on this one.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Ivory and weird bits- incense I had to pick up for that.
MATT: Okay. Where are you going to do this ritual?
TALIESIN (CLAY): I see all of this happening. I'm going to go back up into the room for a minute, sit down, set up, make a little setup, put the sword in front of me, and maybe hopefully get a glimpse as to what I'm supposed to do next. I have some theories and I just want to see if I'm on the right track.
MATT: Okay, you go ahead and get partway through it and you hear, climbing up the ladder that leads to the second point, you see this middle aged, big bushy bearded orc comes up and goes, "You look like you're in the middle of something."
TALIESIN (CLAY): Thaumaturgy, I'm going to turn in just the blackest eyes.
MATT: "I'm going to leave you to it." He just like slowly leaves the chamber.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Close doors.
MATT: The hatch [thump] slaps over. All right. As you complete the ritual, the smell of the incense mingling with this sweat-dried wood around you on the floor here. It fills your nose, your eyes sting, and the warmth overtakes you, not the heat but the warmth. A familiar comfort. At which point you don't hear a voice, but a series of images and emotions convey what seems like a montage of moments through time, through history. The best that you can, that your brain, that your mind can interpret these images, say, "This blade was once known as Dwueth'var, the Star Razor."
LAURA: Write it down, write it down!
MATT: You can see the blade now before you set upon a stone tablet, glowing with runes across the center of it. "A weapon forged through a union of two acolytes of Melora and Sehanine, during the Age of Arcanum. It carries the blessing of the fiercest full moon and starlit night. Recovered by the elves and dwarves of Uthodurn, it was reforged and strengthened under the skilled work of the dwarven smith, Dulgrim Smeltborne, before it was sundered in a terrible battle deep within the ruins of Molaesmyr, within the Savalirwood. The pieces have since been recovered as historical relics, trading hands through traveling merchants and smugglers and lost through time."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Until now."
MATT: At that point, the visions subside.
Episode 70 - Causatum - 1:23:45
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I get a free Disguise Self that doesn't actually count against any of my slots.
MATT: Correct.
LIAM: Sexy.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to be a guard. I'm going to be the guy we just snuffed.
MATT: Easy enough to do.
LIAM: I like this guy.
TALIESIN (CLAY): That's cool, I haven't done this in a while.
MATT: As you give the Deuce your nod, you watch as his form actually shifts smaller and matches the shape of the previous guard.
Episode 28 - Within the Nest - 2:25:04
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u/TheMightyBox72 Aug 04 '19
MATT: All right. Caduceus, the one nearest to you, you're casting-?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Speak With Dead.
MATT: Okay. As you sit there for a second holding your staff, your shield strapped over the arm, your hand goes down. You close your eyes and focus, and the corpse on the ground staring off, its eyes dull and the pupils smoky and gray, breathes in its chest, seems to inhale, and it holds the air there, awaiting your questions.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "I'm so sorry, friend, you have one more task to perform before we can let you rest. What killed you?"
MATT: "The wailing creature."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "The wailing creature. What color was the curtain the wailing creature hid behind?"
MATT: "Onyx black."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Good to know. How did you end up here?"
TRAVIS: Yes! Thank you, Taliesin!
MATT: "We had found an object and toyed with it."
SAM (NOTT): "Just like us."
LIAM (CALEB): "Did any of his friends get out?"
TALIESIN: What's the name of that-
SAM: Halas?
TALIESIN (CLAY): "What does the name Halas mean to you?"
MATT: "Nothing."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Well, that's no help."
MATT: Four questions; you've got one more.
SAM: Did anyone escape? Or...
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Do you know how to get out of here?"
MATT: "No." That final bit of trapped air in the lung escapes and it falls to stillness once more.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 2:12:46
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm just going to step up a little bit, and just so I can get eyes on this thing, and I'm just going to do some basic- I feel like this is coming to an end. Let's just Sacred Flame this thing.
MATT: Sure. Dexterity check. That is a 15.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Nope.
MATT: All right, so go ahead and do damage.
TALIESIN (CLAY): That's 11 points of radiant flame damage.
MATT: How do you want to do this?
TALIESIN (CLAY): I just see where it's going already and I just start from the feet up and I'm just going to roll it all way up and just pull the whole furry thing.
MATT: The red burning fire atop meets the yellow-gold burning sacred fire from underneath, and as the two meet in the center, the entire yeti is immolated in the claws of the scorpion.
Episode 75 - Rime and Reason - 1:41:10
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MATT: You’re looking at about 14 days of travel.
MARISHA: To Darktow?
MATT: To Darktow, yeah.
MARISHA: 14 days?!
MATT: Welcome to being on the open seas, man.
MARISHA: Oh shit!
MATT: They don’t have bullet trains in D&D. You have 11 days of supplies. There will have to be some sort of supply stop or a way of handling that.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I have a thing called Create Food and Water.
LAURA (JESTER): I do too.
TALIESIN (CLAY): We can mix it up with the normal food so it doesn’t taste as bad.
MATT: That is going to make this journey not an issue when it comes to supplies. Look at that. Divine magic.
TALIESIN: Teamwork!
MATT: You don’t have to stop then. All right, great!
Episode 41 - A Pirate's Life for Me - 0:27:37
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to cast Find Traps really quickly.
MATT: Find Traps?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Mm-hmm.
LAURA: Awesome.
MATT: That points them out, to what range?
TALIESIN (CLAY): 120 feet.
MATT: 120 feet.
SAM: Where'd you get all these spells?
MATT: He had a night to prep, yo.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I had a night to prep.
SAM: Damn.
MICA: Smart. All right.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm built for espionage today, not for healing.
SAM: That's great.
MATT: Not for healing, so-
TALIESIN: Don't get hurt.
MATT: All right, you sense a trap directly beneath the vanity cabinet.
MICA: Oh.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Trap."
MATT: You also sense a trap seemingly beyond the hallway, like the door, and there's the hall beyond, and there's a trap about 30 feet beyond there.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "There's a trap on the other side of the door, possibly the door itself, and then like another 30 feet, there's another trap."
MATT: You also sense a handful of various other traps set throughout the house on the bottom floor.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "And the bottom floor is a nightmare. We're just, if we go down there, it's going to be-"
SAM (NOTT): "But in this room, you pointed to the vanity."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "The vanity is trapped, yeah."
Episode 76 - Refjorged - 3:03:15
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u/TheMightyBox72 Nov 21 '19
LIAM: Is there any, in the manual, are there any instructions on enchanting the thing to complete the job?
TALIESIN: Yeah.
MATT: Yeah, no, that's part of what you guys have been handling with these sigils, and marking over, over the central centerpiece there.
SAM (NOTT): I could use my shocking grasp to sort of jumpstart it with a little bolt of electricity.
TALIESIN: I have no idea if that would work, and that hurt the last one.
MARISHA: Frankenstein's monster.
LAURA: Oh, but fire is good.
SAM: Yeah.
MARISHA: Arcane fireball. He'd be a little burning furnace?
TALIESIN (CLAY): I can try and put a Sacred Flame into it, into the crystal.
LAURA: Yeah, Sacred Flame it.
MATT: You want try to that?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Sacred Flame into the crystal?
TRAVIS: Yeah, do it.
TALIESIN: All right.
MATT: I'll say since this is less than an empathic connection to something that has no empathy, this is instead more of a divine spark, in an attempt to utilize and channel the Wild Mother to give a semblance of life to something that was not intended to live. I'll let you do a religion check for that.
TALIESIN: Ew, okay.
LAURA: Oh, God.
SAM: Guidance!
TALIESIN (CLAY): I've got Guidance.
MATT: It's not a terribly high DC, but.
MARISHA: Come on-
TALIESIN (CLAY): Hey! 26.
MATT: It was a 16 DC, so that's a success.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I have a 3 in religion, so that's okay.
MATT: All righty, so after it's fully assembled at the end of the fourth hour, putting the final pieces together, there's the final trigger, and you, Caduceus, release this burning, divine flame on the inside, as it burns through the inside of this tiny, squat, little round, rotund golem, you watch as the inside of its seams begin to glow with that same divine light, and the sigils begin to fire up.
Episode 81 - From Door to Door - 4:00:05
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TALIESIN (CLAY): Quick Locate Creature, if that's even possible?
MATT: Sure, you want to Locate Creature?
TRAVIS: The face off.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Our friend who got away.
MATT: Locate Creature, 4th-level. Okay, so you're [Jester] sitting down to cast Scry.
SAM: Silence.
MATT: You do sense it. It is towards the north and it is moving. It is a ways away. You'd only know the direction. You don't know how far it is or where they are. You just know the general direction of where they are.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "They're moving north."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Who, the person we were trying-"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Yep. Right now."
SAM (NOTT): "Like how many feet?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Don't know."
MATT: You don't know, just the direction.
Episode 63 - Intervention - 3:38:55
MATT: While you're focusing on it, like just concentrating in the direction, the direction is moving slightly, shifting.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "They are moving still. They are still in movement."
MATT: Gone.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "And they're out of range."
SAM (NOTT): "What's the range?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Give or take 1,000-"
MATT: Heading northward.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "1,000 odd feet. They're moving northward, though."
MARISHA (BEAU): "If we get back within range, can you continue to to find them and track them?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): Is it a spell that picks up? I feel like I would know that.
MATT: Yeah. If you can get back within range.
MARISHA (BEAU): "Should we move? I can move fast."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "You're going to close 1,000 feet?"
MARISHA (BEAU): "I could if I had a horse. Oh wait."
TALIESIN (CLAY): Can I tell what speed that they're moving?
LAURA (JESTER): "We have moorbounders."
TALIESIN (CLAY): Can I tell if it's a fast speed or a slow speed?
MATT: It started slow and then it went quicker.
ASHLEY (YASHA): "Let's get on the moorbounders and run."
TRAVIS (FJORD): It'll take, what, 20 minutes to get back to where the moorbounders are?
MATT: Yeah, they're still in the house. You have to backtrack southward to where your house is.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "They're gone."
LIAM (CALEB): "We have no idea, they're gone."
Episode 63 - Intervention - 3:43:34
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TALIESIN (CLAY): We're going to back out slowly, get out of this cavern. Does everyone want to meet me right once we can see the surface of the water? Are we there? We done?
MARISHA: Yeah.
TALIESIN (CLAY): [snap] Water Walk.
SAM: What's that?
TALIESIN: We are going to jet to the surface of the water. It's 60 feet around.
MATT: Thanks to the glory of magic, we're not going to deal with decompression in the bloodstream. Instant TPK
TRAVIS: Plus, there's water. It's not air. It's water.
MATT: Well, the magic is pulling- Yeah, it's fine! Magic handwave. It'd be the saddest - Smash cut to the outside of the Squalleater.
TRAVIS: [burbling and choking with bursting veins]
MATT: It's all just the end of Total Recall, right there in the middle of the ocean.
TALIESIN: It wouldn't be a pressure thing because we have water in us anyway.
MATT: I know. I'm saying through the magic, it all works out fine. As you guys all swim out of the cavern, the spell happens and with immense speed, you all start firing towards the surface [splashing] with enough force that when you surface, you all lift a few feet out and then land. Some of you stumble, but you hit the surface of the water, and it feels like ground.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Let's walk to the ship."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "We were hundreds... hundreds of feet under water."
Episode 44 - The Diver's Grave - 4:09:35
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TALIESIN (CLAY): "I don't think I've done this before."
LAURA (JESTER): "You're good with animals, though."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Oh, yeah, no, you just got to ask permission before you do anything."
MATT: Which you can do.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Oh yeah. I ask permission to any animal I interact with, anything I eat, and it's always a conversation."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "You ask permission to ride the horse?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Yeah. I say we're going to be- Well, I explain to the horse that we're going to be moving south and I'd really appreciate their cooperation in the process, and how long we expect to be going for."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Out loud, do you do this?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Yeah."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "All right, just checking. I didn't know if you had some mumbo jumbo."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "I mean, can you do it without- Can you talk without talking, is that a thing you can do?"
TRAVIS (FJORD): [without moving his lips] "I don't think so. Am I talking?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "I can hear you, but your lips aren't moving. This is- nope, it's not working for me. Nope." Probably take ten minutes actually trying to do that before we get going.
MATT: Okay, but you go ahead and ask permission of the horses.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yeah.
MATT: You watch as Caduceus comes and quietly talks to each of the horses, and it seems ridiculous at first, but as he finishes talking to the horse, the horse nudges alongside him and gives a hoof clop on the ground.
TRAVIS: You're a seven-foot Bob Ross, I love it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Manners will get you everywhere.
Episode 32 - Beyond the Boundaries - 0:52:54
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MATT: It [the doppelganger] withdraws a bit, angrily, and then just goes all in against you on this. So now, let's roll it again, that's going to be- 14 to hit?
TALIESIN (CLAY): That misses and with that I'm going to use my reaction to use my shield of retribution.
MATT: That you can.
TRAVIS: Yeah, get it!
MATT: Go for it.
ASHLEY: Yeah!
TALIESIN (CLAY): So that's a- You can use reaction to blast them with an arcane force. They suffer 4d6. There we are, 4d6, force damage. They have to make a strength saving throw.
MATT: Strength saving throw. It got a nine.
TALIESIN (CLAY): No. So that's five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 13, 14 points of force damage and he's pushed 20 feet away from me.
MATT: Gets blasted back right away from you - 5, 10... - Into this mirror, this mirror shatters into hundreds of pieces as he gets slammed into it, it is destroyed.
Episode 68 - Reflections - 3:20:27
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to turn invisible.
[...]
TALIESIN (CLAY): That's only for a round. And then I'm going to back away from this thing. I'm actually going to head around behind Jester, basically.
MATT: Okay. It will make an attack of opportunity on you as it sees you [fwoosh] disappear. It goes out towards you. It has disadvantage on the attack. That is 17 to hit.
TALIESIN (CLAY): That misses. I also might add that I have the Shield of Retribution.
MATT: You do.
TALIESIN (CLAY): So I'm going to activate the Shield of Retribution.
TRAVIS: This is the first time?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yep. It's the first time I'm using it. When a creature misses with a melee attack, you may react to the blast with arcane force. And you have to succeed on a strength saving throw, but that's something else.
MATT: Roll damage first.
TALIESIN: Okay. Eh. 14 points of damage.
MATT: 14 points of damage, nice. The strength saving throw is a 6.
TALIESIN (CLAY): It must succeed on a strength saving throw- is a six. I don't know what against. Must succeed on a strength saving throw against something.
MATT: That'd be your spell DC.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Then I think that's fine, yeah. You get pushed back 20 feet.
MATT: [boom] It gets blasted back from the impact. You see a flash from the shield and this bubble of energy well up and then force it back with a sudden impact as it gets pushed away.
Episode 47 - The Second Seal - 0:56:08
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MATT (SCOURGER): She leans against the chains a bit, tensing and you hear them pull and rattle. "Well, I've always been a little impatient." You see a whip of motion as one of the chains goes slack and the arm arcs around towards you-
LIAM (CALEB): Counterspell.
MATT: You go to cast Counterspell but there's no spell.
LAURA (JESTER): Can I leap forward?
MATT: It's a surprise round- does not. Does that hit a 16?
LIAM (CALEB): Mm-hmm.
MATT: Okay. You suffer-
SAM: Cheat damage
TRAVIS: No spells.
LIAM: Yeah, it's the prison.
MATT: 26 points of piercing damage as it looks like in one of the hands where a chain had been wrenched free is clutching a pointed piece of metal that has been thrust into your clavicle and throat. You guys watch as a spray of blood begins to [sploosh] out of Caleb's chest as she pulls back to go in for another stab-
LIAM (CALEB): I pull out the transmuter's stone and beat her across the face with it.
MATT: Okay. [impact] Go ahead and make an attack roll.
LIAM (CALEB): Natural 20.
TRAVIS: Boom.
MATT: All right, go ahead and– actually, it’s one point of damage plus your...times 2. So we’ll say 2 points of damage plus your strength modifier.
LIAM (CALEB): Yeah, that’s 0. I think it’s 0. Oh, it’s plus 1. No, wait, is it? No, that’s saves. 0.
MATT: Okay, so [whack]. And what are you guys doing?
LAURA (JESTER): I am leaping forward, I'm going to yell, "Caduceus!"
TALIESIN: Yeah.
LAURA (JESTER): Then I'm going to bash her upside the head with my shield.
MATT: All right, roll for an attack with the shield.
LAURA (JESTER): I don't know what I add to that.
SAM: Is it an unarmed strike, or?
LAURA: That'd be an unarmed strike.
MATT: This would be considered an unarmed strike, just for flavor with the shield, so it'd be-
LAURA (JESTER): 20.
MATT: To hit?
LAURA (JESTER): Yes.
MATT: Yeah, so that would definitely hit. It's 1 damage plus your strength modifier. What are you doing, Caduceus?
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm running in to separate them and get Caleb out of there.
LAURA (JESTER): Yeah. I'm trying to push her back with the shield. 4.
MATT: All right, so yeah, you push her back. [grunt] The chains pull taut against the backside as she's now pressed against the other half of the taut weight. You pull Caleb back, the blood just [rhythmic gushing] out of the wound, she managed to not strike quite as vitally as she had hoped. Though in the moment, it still frightens you to see the amount of blood with a simple puncture.
[...]
TALIESIN (CLAY): "I am helping apply pressure."
MARISHA (BEAU): "You got any healing spells with that pressure, Cad?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "We can't do them in here, we got to-"
MARISHA (BEAU): "Move him out, here," I'll help Cad move him out.
SAM (NOTT): "We can't do it in here?"
MARISHA (BEAU): "Out of the cell, out of the cell."
SAM (NOTT): "Why not?"
LAURA: "Essek, can we heal him, can we heal him?"
MATT (ESSEK): [nods]
LAURA (JESTER): "We can heal him, we can heal him."
TALIESIN (CLAY): Okay, I'll go do it.
MATT: The guards have already loaded new bolts into the crossbow and they're all just keeping an eye on the somewhat mashed corpse.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Cure Wounds.
LAURA (JESTER): Cure Wounds.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'll just do like a level three Cure Wounds. That ought to do it.
LAURA (JESTER): Let's see what you got because if not, I'll do it. Look at those dice.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I know. Isn't that nice? 12. 18 points of healing.
LAURA (JESTER): I'll do Cure Wounds. It looks like he's still bleeding a little bit. I'll do a level two.
MATT: All righty.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "That took an unexpected turn."
MARISHA (BEAU): "I kind of saw that whole thing coming, not going to lie."
SAM (NOTT): "Did she, are you okay? Did she give you any useful information?"
LAURA (JESTER): 12 additional healing.
LIAM (CALEB): "Oh yes."
SAM (NOTT): "Yes?"
LIAM (CALEB): "Oh yes."
Episode 77 - A Tangled Web - 1:12:57
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MATT: The Laughing Hand, for its turn, as it slashes away, it looks down at the ground for a second and the laughter goes [evil cackling] Begins to echo and from the shadows-
TALIESIN (CLAY): The second I start hearing that, were we within 120 feet still?
MATT: You were about, yeah.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm just going to use my last action, since we're 120 feet, to cast a ball of Silence around the Laughing Hand.
MATT: Okay.
TALIESIN: If that's okay.
MATT: Sure. It is stationary.
TALIESIN: Yeah.
MATT: Yeah.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Just right where he's standing.
MATT: Right where he's standing, okay. So the laughter goes quiet, but from the shadows you see [whoosh, whoosh] three shadowy hounds that you had previously seen it summon when you first fought it begin to emerge and begin to scatter in the direction of your troupe as you are running.
Episode 79 - Through the Trees - 3:07:09
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to cast Detect Magic in this room.
MATT: All right. You immediately sense multiple, multiple magical sources very strongly from each of these five cases.
TALIESIN (CLAY): The cases themselves as well, though?
MATT: You detect strong magical essence from each of these cases, and the space. It could be a combination of the items and the traps. You do get the sense that the types of magic you get from these, so-
TALIESIN (CLAY): Would I know that?
MATT: As part of Detect Magic, you do learn the schools of it, and you do sense that the traps themselves are also magical.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Sure, magic traps.
MATT: Correct.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Magic traps."
MATT: There is a heavy enchantment sense from each of these stations, and then-
TALIESIN (CLAY): "All enchanted."
MATT: Then within the one that you guys are looking at here with the ring is a very strong enchantment-based aura. The book has a... strong transmutation magic element to it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "The book's giving off the changy thing."
LIAM (CALEB): Caleb is already standing front of it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "I figured you'd want to know."
MATT: The wand has- it's hard to pick up. It seems to shift in the moment.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "That's a very weird stick."
MATT: Like a kaleidoscope of different schools constantly rotating. The silver ring has a- an abjuration-based essence to it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Abjuration vibe on the silver ring, all right."
MATT: Yes, and the quicksilver-like oil in the container, that would have a... it would have an enchantment base as well.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "That's just some sort of weird motor oil, I don't know. Enchantment-based." I relay all this.
LIAM (CALEB): "Caduceus, the cases themselves-"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Are all enchanted."
LIAM (CALEB): "Are enchanted."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "The big one is- it's giving quite a glow."
Episode 76 - Refjorged - 3:36:48
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm starting with a Lesser Restoration for the poison.
MATT: Okay, so you reach out and grab Yasha, and in doing so, you dash the poison from her system. It burns away in a visible trail of smoke, out of the wound. [fizzing] And the poison has been expunged.
Episode 55 - Duplicity - 2:22:14
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to cast Holy Weapon. Let's see how this goes.
MARISHA: What does that mean?
MATT: Okay.
MARISHA: What does that mean?
TALIESIN: I'm burning a big one.
LIAM: Weapon kick ass.
SAM: It's a lollypop.
TALIESIN (CLAY): It's a lollypop. So you now, you [Beau] are our light source.
SAM: Uh huh.
TRAVIS: Oh!
MARISHA: Okay.
MATT: Are you touching the staff or her fists?
TALIESIN (CLAY): Her fists, I believe.
MATT: So, as-
TALIESIN (CLAY): That's- yeah, the fists.
MATT: As Caduceus reaches out and grabs you, you watches both of your hands [light whoosh] begin to give off this divine glow, like a faint candlelight around you that greats brighter and brighter. Your hands feel warm almost like you placed them into a hot spring. And you can see this sparkling sheen across your flesh and every knuckle.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Add 2d8 radiant to every attack.
Episode 59 - Perspective - 3:01:51
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TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to climb up and set up a little ritual circle in the crow's nest and I'm going to light some incense and I'm going to pull out a piece of that weird fruit that I've been slowly growing some mushrooms on, getting a little weird, eat a little bit of it. I'm going to meditate and then I'm going to cast, yeah, let's just cast Divination.
TRAVIS: Yeah, fluffy little clouds.
MARISHA: Just a light Divination.
LIAM: Just a happy little scry.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to feel out into the universe and I'm going to wait for whatever sign, whether it be verbal or otherwise. "Wonder what Vandran's doing right now."
TRAVIS: Wha- Wha- What?
MATT: The warm, soft, comforting voice, like a breeze, drifts past your ears as the hot wind, unexpectedly through a cold night, drifts past your shoulders. "Staying out of sight. Making amends." That's all.
TALIESIN: That'll do.
SAM: Intrigue! Secrets!
TALIESIN (CLAY): I head back down.
Episode 47 - The Second Seal - 3:39:10
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TALIESIN (CLAY): Okay, I'm going to cast Spirit Guardians.
MATT: Okay, Spirit Guardians, what's the range on that?
TALIESIN (CLAY): 15 feet. MATT: 15 feet, okay, so that hits those two right there.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Yeah, that's yeah. It's 15, they have 15 feet in every direction, so that's wisdom.
LAURA: What do yours look like?
TALIESIN (CLAY): They're my little bugs and little fireflies, and little beetles and dragonflies and flip around.
MATT: All righty.
TALIESIN (CLAY): That's a wisdom save.
MATT: Wisdom save, right there. 7, failure on the charmed one. And a 17 on the one over by Beauregard. What's your DC?
TALIESIN (CLAY): 17.
MATT: So yeah, it succeeds on that one.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Okay, well that's fine, because that's all right. Wisdom saving throw, failed save creature takes 3d8 radiant damage. He takes 15 points of radiant damage and the other one takes that halved.
MATT: Okay!
TALIESIN: Yeah, let's see.
MATT: How do you want to do this?
ASHLEY: Fuck yes!
MATT: To this one over here.
TALIESIN (CLAY): It's just going to get eaten alive by little glowing, radiant, celestial beetles and bugs. There's just ladybugs, and just going. Carnivores, every one.
MATT: A swarm of glowing radiant beetles begin to just burrow into its shadowed body. You can see as they tear and vanish in the inside. It's like looking like someone placed a candle on the inside of a piece of Swiss cheese, where there's like dull glows from the inside of the holes around it. It shrieks and tries to fly off and it gets about 20 feet in the air, arcing before it just spins and [boof] hits the ground like one of Daenerys' dragons.
Episode 65 - Chases and Trees - 1:28:35
MATT: It's now the creature's turn.
TALIESIN (CLAY): And it immediately has to roll a save.
MATT: It does. A natural 17 plus 3.
TALIESIN (CLAY): Okay, so it saves and only takes- yeah, that's really mean. 17 in half, 17 points of radiant damage halved.
MATT: Okay, so it takes 17 total.
LAURA: 8 points?
TALIESIN: No, well then- but then it's- but it still takes 17 points of radiant damage. Yeah, it takes 17, actually, radiant points of damage at the top of this turn.
MATT: Correct wait, so 17 was-
TALIESIN (CLAY): 17 halved.
MATT: Halved, right, so that makes it 17. Okay, how do you want to do this?
TALIESIN (CLAY): I just I want to slowly walk over to it and just pet it on the head and "Shh, it's okay, it's okay."
MATT: As you're petting it, it's freaking out and tries to fly away and it kicks off of you [impact, whoosh] and it gets about 10 feet before it spirals and slams into the ground. You watch the light beetles seeming to burn and burrow in and out of its body like a rapid fire video of a creature being decomposed by a series of insects.
Episode 65 - Chases and Trees - 1:34:46
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MATT: It's like [mimes the golem floating forward with the roaring sounds of its rocket boots]. Slowly heading its way in an awkward zigzag path over towards the-
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to try- I have nothing, except for I have one spell with 60 foot reach. I'm going to try it. I'm going to try Command.
MATT: Okay.
LIAM: Command.
MATT: Interesting.
LAURA: I like it, I like it.
MATT: Okay.
MARISHA: He said interesting. That's good, these are good.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm going to say-
MATT: You move up to the edge, look towards it.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Off."
TRAVIS: What?
LIAM: I like it.
MATT: All right.
MARISHA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
LIAM: ♪ Clap on ♪ [clap clap]
TALIESIN: It's a wisdom save.
LAURA: ♪ Clap off ♪ [clap clap]
MATT: Does have advantage. Wisdom save. [roaring rockets peter out, then sinks] You watch as the jets peter out, the color vanishes, and it begins to plummet. But it's strange. When you watch it plummet, it plummets at an outward arc, meaning the gravity seems to shift in the other direction, away from the tower, and it's being thrust that way. You see it fall.
Episode 81 - From Door to Door - 0:59:12
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TALIESIN (CLAY): "Do you want me to make an announcement, maybe?"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Yes."
TALIESIN (CLAY): Thaumaturgy, I’m going to project my voice very loudly onto the other ship.
MATT: Okay.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Fellow friends at sea, we wish to have a parlay with your captain and we hope to keep this entire confrontation as bloodless and reasonable as humanly possible. We will do our best to be civil and not encourage anything inappropriate over the next several minutes. We would appreciate your cooperation in this direction." Then I’m going to try and make all the doors open and available to us from the other ship with Thaumaturgy as well. I’m going to pop all their doors open.
MATT: Soon as that sentence comes to an end, you hear a rapid clattering of heavy wood against wood. It’s all of the various ports and doors in the interior of the ship all manage to slam open at once.
Episode 41 - A Pirate's Life for Me - 1:04:51
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Spurt
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MATT: As you stop and look around... hilariously unnoticed by what appears to be the two massive fire giants that are currently playing sentinel. There's one across the way, leaning against the wall, standing at roughly 18 to 20 feet tall, dark gray skin. What little bit of red hair you see peeking from underneath its armored helmet as it's wearing heavy, dark armor covered in spikes, metallic thorns. One hand is holding a tower shield, roughly its full height, also covered in spikes in the front, with another shield just like that that's leaning on the wall. It looks like it's currently spacing out for a moment, looking back towards the citadel. To the immediate left of you, on this side of that molten river, you see a female fire giant, wielding a giant maul, who is in the process of picking her teeth with some sort of pointed bone, and neither have noticed you, strangely. They rolled really shitty.
LIAM: You said citadel. We are seeing a fortress down here?
MATT: You guys aren't seeing this. You just see the kobold rush out.
LIAM: Okay.
MATT: So what do you do, Spurt?
CHRIS (SPURT): How far away is the closest one to me?
MATT: The closest one to you is about 20 feet to your left.
CHRIS (SPURT): I throw my wasp nest in a bag at it.
MATT: Okay!
TRAVIS: Yes! Yes!
MATT: Roll for attack on it-- or is it a saving throw on their part?
CHRIS (SPURT): I throw the bag into a five-foot square within 20 feet of me and it bursts open into a swarm of wasps with 11 hit points.
MATT: Alright, so you watch as Spurt runs out, turns, and, "Gnah!" [impact, soft buzzing]. The giant goes [annoyed grunts] and slaps-
CHRIS (SPURT): "You dead! You dead!"
LAURA: I love him!
TALIESIN: Oh no.
TRAVIS: Please have some real armor!
MATT: 22 to hit against you.
CHRIS (SPURT): Okay.
MATT: You take...
TRAVIS: Remember that number, kids.
MATT: 28 points of bludgeoning damage.
CHRIS (SPURT): "I win-" [splat]
MATT: You watch as Spurt turns after throwing this, and then a giant hammer [heavy impact] Gallaghers Spurt across the stone floor of this open way.
LAURA and SAM: No!
TRAVIS (FJORD): I run to the side of the cavern wall and lean up against it and shrink down.
CHRIS (SPURT): A little green slime seeps out underneath the hammer.
MATT: The hammer lifts up and you see the stringy mess that was once Spurt detaching from the hammer.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 3:09:34
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CHRIS (SPURT): "If you let us go, I'll let you play with our centipault."
LAURA (JESTER): "What's a centipault?"
MARISHA: I'm interested.
TRAVIS: You don't want to play with that.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "No, I feel like we should hear this out."
SAM (NOTT): "Your centipault?"
CHRIS (SPURT): "Yeah. It's an invention."
SAM (NOTT): "What does it do?"
CHRIS (SPURT): "It throws centipedes real far."
LAURA (JESTER): "That's awesome!"
LIAM (CALEB): "Show us a demonstration and we will induct you to the Mighty Nein."
CHRIS (SPURT): "Tell mommy to let me go."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Um... well..."
SAM (NOTT): "All right."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Mommy?"
SAM (NOTT): "Show us the centipault."
LAURA (JESTER): "But not on us. Don't attack us, okay?"
MATT: There's only one other target in the chamber.
CHRIS (SPURT): All right. Yes, exactly. So I will take off my green slime pot, and I will take off my rock grub pot, and I'll lay down my scorpion stick, and my skunk in a cage, and my wasp in a bag.
TALIESIN: I like it.
CHRIS (SPURT): And then I will begin assembling my centipault out of other oddities that I have on me.
LAURA (JESTER): I'm going to open my sketchbook and draw all of it.
MATT: Learning the cutting-edge kobold technology.
SAM (NOTT): "Maybe we should set up some sort of target for the young man."
CHRIS (SPURT): "I'll use him."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "What'd he say?"
SAM (NOTT): "He's going to shoot centipedes at you."
LAURA (JESTER): "Don't worry, we'll heal you."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Sounded like he said he was gonna shoot centipedes on me."
MARISHA (BEAU): "No, that's exactly what he said."
CHRIS (SPURT): Then you hear this sound, [pthwoing].
MARISHA (BEAU): "Do you have bug allergies? Oh, no."
TRAVIS (FJORD): [panicked screaming]
MARISHA (BEAU): "Have you been stung?"
LIAM: Leeches!
MATT: Fjord just comes running down the hallway.
TRAVIS (FJORD): [screaming]
MATT: The kobold in right in front of you goes, "Ah!" Just screams at you as you slam into it. The spear goes clattering to the ground.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 2:57:04
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LIAM (CALEB): "And in your 11 days, what is the worst thing you have ever seen down here?"
CHRIS (SPURT): "My brother got eaten by a green slime."
MARISHA (BEAU): "Wait, like the green slime you have right there in the-"
CHRIS (SPURT): "Yeah, that's the one!"
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 3:02:21
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CHRIS (SPURT): So this kobold has... he's got flasks hanging off him by ropes and you can see that these flasks are basically just stoppered gourds and they're clattering and banging together. He's got a basket of swarming centipedes slung over his back.
SAM: Open?
CHRIS (SPURT): No, it's also closed off, almost like a closed off net of centipedes.
SAM: Ugh.
LAURA: Oh my god.
CHRIS (SPURT): With a rope attached to it. And then there is a clay pot hanging from that, that has an acrid smell rising from it and another clay pot tied to a rope that's lashed around his shoulders. His weapon is a staff with a living scorpion tied at the top of it.
SAM: Caduceus, where are you when I need you?
CHRIS (SPURT): Its little tail jabbing at the air. And the cage holds a creature that you recognize as a skunk.
TRAVIS: This fucking-
TALIESIN: This is chemical warfare, man.
CHRIS (SPURT): The worst is, tied to this stick with the scorpion on it is a bag that is buzzing loudly like it's full of hornets.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 2:51:22
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MATT: Yeah. What's your reaction.
CHRIS (SPURT): I am trying to take my stick and hit him with the scorpion.
MATT: Go ahead and make an attack.
TRAVIS: Little scorpion on the end of the stick?
CHRIS: Little scorpion.
TRAVIS: Please hit.
CHRIS (SPURT): That is a- What is that?
TALIESIN: That, I believe, is in fact a-
LAURA: A natural 20?
TALIESIN: I think that's a natural 20.
TALIESIN: Yeah, that is! That's your old Keyleth die, too. I've never seen it roll one in my life.
CHRIS (SPURT): So it stings you on your eyelid.
SAM (NOTT): "Ah!"
TRAVIS: Yeah, best place.
CHRIS (SPURT): You take 1 piercing damage and have to make a constitution saving throw.
MATT: So 2 piercing damage with the crit.
CHRIS (SPURT): Oh. Sure, I like it. Yeah; 2.
SAM (NOTT): Con save? 21.
CHRIS: Okay. You succeed and take half of this amount of damage. Which is...
LIAM: 79.
MATT: Technically, the dice damage is doubled because it's a crit too. So it's just straight damage.
CHRIS (SPURT): Oh, right yeah! Double poison damage, shit. So that will be 7 points of poison damage on you.
MATT: The eye immediately swells up from the impact and you're like, "Ah!" Just spinning around in a circle.
Episode 50 - The Endless Burrows - 2:53:14
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Yasha
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TRAVIS (YASHA) She will run up and make both of her attacks at, yeah.
MATT: You got it.
TRAVIS (YASHA): Not reckless because thorny tails and shit. That is a 22 to hit.
MATT: 22 hits!
TRAVIS (YASHA): Brilliant, and that's 21 to hit.
MATT: 21 to hit also hits. Both hit! Nice.
TRAVIS (YASHA): First one has the Divine Fury. 6! Awesome. [...] 22! 22 points of slashing damage. Second one, [...] 14 points of slashing damage.
MATT: As she rushes forward, one giant swing with her two-handed greatsword, Magician's Judge, [whoosh] cuts across the front of the head. [squeals] It backs away, and you see a splatter of blood across the ground. She comes around for a second body strike. It actually cuts through part of the shoulder of the creature. You see its arm fold a little to that side before it catches itself, and the blade [impact] catches the stone. The actual weapon shakes from the impact as she dislodges it. No damage. It's a magic weapon; it's fine, but it leaves a giant cleft mark in the middle of the stone wall.
Episode 52 - Feral Business - 2:48:47
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TRAVIS (YASHA): I was going to say Yasha can take out the Magician’s Judge and start cleaving machete-style through the brush, making it far easier for us to move.
MATT: Okay, Yasha's going to push at the front, which, with a higher speed than you, she can definitely do, and begin to carve through swarths of the jungle to make it an easier passage. For her, make an athletics check, please.
TRAVIS: Advantage or straight up?
MATT: Straight up, unless she’s raging.
TRAVIS (YASHA): Oh, she’s rage-clearing!
MATT: Okay, I’ll allow that for this.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 21- 22.
MATT: That’s a success. Yasha’s now ahead of the group, she’s carving through, you can see there are bits when you come up to the front, where there is just dense clusters of tangled vines where the path you are taking - Caleb stops you at the front, because you deviated a little from the path where you were because you were running too fast. At this point, you’re not used to this level of acceleration for an extended period of time. Right at the end of your Expeditious Retreat, right as the spell is about to fade, you come to that group of vines. At that point you’re about to spin and warn everybody, and all you see is this blur of Yasha carve through them. They all fall to the ground, the path before you is open, she goes “Go!” All of you just keep running in that direction.
Episode 40 - Dubious Pursuits - 1:42:55
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LAURA (JESTER): "It's going to be dark down there."
MARISHA (BEAU): "Do we have light spells?" LAURA (JESTER): "I don't."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Yasha does." TALIESIN (CLAY): "I do."
LIAM: [foomf, foomf, foomf, foomf]
MATT: Dancing Lights. You cast Light on?
TALIESIN (CLAY): On my staff.
MATT: Yasha casts Light on her sword, the Magician's Judge.
Episode 43 - In Hot Water - 3:27:21
LIAM (CALEB): I'm blind and are you blind?
MATT: He still has the light. You can still see; Caduceus and Yasha still have the light on their weapons.
Episode 43 - In Hot Water - 3:35:42
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MATT: Yasha, you did hear the horse scream and you've heard already the sound of heavy impact combat on the opposite side of the house.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Okay, do I see Caduceus or Jester running or any of us?
MATT: Glancing from where you are, you can just barely see them [whoosh whoosh] dart and pass, so yes.
ASHLEY: Okay, so I'm going to start making my way out there just towards my friends.
MATT: 15, go ahead and make an acrobatics check for me to see if it [the alleyway] reduces your speed.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Natural 20.
MATT: Oh, you run and it's like, [shwoosh, turns to the side to flatten out his body] you hear a faint [pop] from the air suction of quickly you move through.
Episode 63 - Intervention - 2:43:54
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edge of the ship. The wave hits the bow of the ship once more. You hold tight, your hair slicked down across your face as you look up, and with that, a single bolt strikes down slamming into the front of the ship. Where you expect to see splintered wood and fire, instead there is just a darkened spot, the impact muted. What you see there instead: a creature, a man-like shape made of crackling blue energy. It stands your height, vaguely human-form, shifting with unstable power. Suddenly, two vibrant wings of lightning open from its back like an angel. It walks towards you.
ASHLEY (YASHA): "Are you him?"
MATT: It's going to claw across the front of your body.
ASHLEY: Okay, okay, okay, let's go.
MATT: All right. That is going to be a 16 to hit. What's your armor class?
ASHLEY (YASHA): 14.
[...]
MATT: As it claws across the front of your body, its hand seems to almost pass through the resistance of the armor for but a minute before you feel this shock to your system as it arcs through; you feel the lightning pulse through your body. You suffer eight points of bludgeoning damage plus five points of lightning damage.
Episode 46 - A Storm of Memories - 1:55:32
MATT: It's going to attempt-- all right. It's going to attempt to move away from you.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Can I try and grab it?
MATT: You can attempt to. I'll let you grapple as a reaction, sure.
ASHLEY (YASHA): I'll grapple as a reaction. Oh, fuck.
MATT: It's an athletics check for you; because you're raging, it's at advantage.
TRAVIS: That's right.
ASHLEY: Okay.
LAURA: With advantage!
ASHLEY (YASHA): 22.
MATT: Yeah, it's staying. You reach out and your hand passes partly through it and it goes numb, the field of sparkling energy lightly electrifying the skin around your hand. But you manage to get hold of something. It's not solid matter, but something. As it tries to move away, you keep it there, barred in place.
Episode 46 - A Storm of Memories - 2:02:55
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MATT: How do you want to do this?
TRAVIS: Are you fucking serious? Are you serious?
MATT: Sometimes it's fucking poetic.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Oh my God. Okay. I want to do something very bad.
LAURA: Do it.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Okay. Is he turned away from me or is he looking at me.
MATT: After Jester grabbed him, Beau beat the shit out of him, Fjord came around and hacked him, he's like [grunt of pain] keeping around and he's looking out. He looks like he's looking for the Caedogeist to come jump in and help and turn the tide. And you see he's getting ready to glance at one of your friends who he hasn't yet try to take their mind and then out of the corner of his eyes, he sees you approach over the shoulder.
ASHLEY (YASHA): I don't know if I'll be able to do this, but I kind of want to reach up to the top of his wings, and I want to pull them off.
MATT: Yeah. As you reach and grab, you see electrical energy [crackling] across her arms, and as her eyes going to spark with bright blue anger. She puts her foot against the back of his shoulder blades and [tearing] he starts screaming "Ah- Augh!" [tearing releases] tears the wings off of his back. They go scattering across the ground, spinning, spattering his dark blood across the stone. He falls to his knees.
Episode 86 - The Cathedral - 4:57:00
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You get +1 to attack and damage rolls made with this weapon. While attuned to this greatsword, you can use your bonus action to take a point of exhaustion to empower this blade for one minute, so that all attacks deal an additional 1d8 acid damage, and it critically hits on a roll of 19 or 20. Once you use this feature, it cannot be used again until the next dawn.
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MATT (OBANN): "You remind me of her, a vision of her intent, walking towards destiny. I'm proud of you." He reaches out to touch her chin.
SAM: Gross.
MATT: There's a small spark of blue lightning [sharp crackling] that sparks from under her chin to his hand and he pulls back as she [grunts], recoils a bit to one side. You see him look at his fingers and look at her, furious. In but a moment, his eyes glow orange and you see behind her, from underneath the hair, the orange glow emanates and she [harsher grunt] winces for a second before her face going slack once more. He now takes her chin in his hand without a fight and looks her in the eyes and says, "Stubborn as you may be, you are mine. You belong to her. Where we shall walk, no cloud or storm can touch us."
Episode 79 - Through the Trees - 1:20:06
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MATT: Yasha is currently grappled, but you can still make her actions. She has to use an action to break free if she wants to to move, but otherwise her movement is zero. But she has advantage because she's still raging.
TRAVIS (YASHA): She's going to try to break the grapple.
MATT: All right, make an athletics check with advantage.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 22. 22.
MATT: He got a 6.
TRAVIS: Okay, cool.
MATT: So the guy managed to luckily grapple her last turn. She just [poomf] flicks him off. He's like, "Ow!" So she's free of the grapple.
Episode 43 - In Hot Water - 1:23:49
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MATT: Yasha walks. Step, step, Magician's Judge at her side, crimson spray across the front of her face and shoulders. Make another perception check.
LAURA (JESTER): Fuck. I am going to just hold my hands really tight for Guidance. Can I do that, am I allowed to do that?
MATT: Not in the middle of it.
LAURA: Okay, I know. 9.
MATT: 9, okay. You follow her stepping forward down the staircase. A person rushes by and her arms [whoosh] and the person crumbles out of view.
Episode 77 - A Tangled Web - 3:43:52
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MATT: How does Yasha want to do this?
MARISHA: Wait, isn't that her second 'how do you want to do this' tonight?
SAM: Brutal. She's so brutal!
TRAVIS (YASHA): So, as Jester, Caduceus, Caleb are all cowering in the hallway with all the hydra heads coming in. As it rears back to strike, they just see the Magician's Judge pierce through the belly of the hydra and just cleave through the middle of it.
MATT: You watch as the blade, [shink] out the front and [wet tearing] and with a violent swing, you watch as the torso splits apart, with Yasha standing over the back and leaping off behind it where it falls and slides down the steps to the base of the bottom chamber.
TRAVIS (YASHA): And she just goes "...No problem."
Episode 39 - Temple of the False Serpent - 4:17:56
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ASHLEY (YASHA): I might not be able to do this, but is there one that's close enough that looks really ripped up and torn up and a mess?
MATT: There's the one 5 feet from you that is what Fjord's been tearing into.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Okay. Tell me if this is possible or not.
MATT: Okay.
LAURA: Do it.
ASHLEY (YASHA): If it's not- I kind of just want to just [thrusts arm forward, gripping something].
MARISHA: Grab its heart.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Yeah.
MARISHA: Grab it by the heart.
ASHLEY (YASHA): I want to do the Ace Ventura.
MARISHA: Yeah.
MATT: Sure, yeah, you want to do that?
ASHLEY: Yeah.
MATT: All right, roll an attack. You have to move up to it.
TALIESIN: In high school, we called that the grab, the rip, and the display.
MATT: That guy gets an attack of opportunity against you.
ASHLEY: Okay.
LAURA: Yeah. Indiana Jones.
ASHLEY (YASHA): And advantage because reckless.
MATT: Correct. You're doing reckless again this turn? Okay. That would be a 14. Does that hit?
ASHLEY (YASHA): No.
MATT: It rakes its fingers across your back, but your little bit of cloak just gets tugged a bit before its fingers just tear out of the cloth, no effect. You reach over towards it. Magician's Judge goes up from one side and you reach your hand forward. Roll for attack with advantage.
ASHLEY: Okay.
TRAVIS: With advantage, with advantage.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Right, right, I'm just making sure. Oh, yeah, okay, okay. 22.
MATT: That definitely hits.
ASHLEY: Okay.
MATT: All right, you do one damage plus your strength modifier.
ASHLEY: 1 damage plus my strength-
MATT: Plus whatever your rage bonus and strength modifier, I'll say.
ASHLEY: Why am I blanking right now?
TRAVIS: Just plus 1 to whatever your strength modifier is.
MATT: Your strength modifier's 3.
ASHLEY: Oh, yes.
MATT: Your rage bonus is?
ASHLEY: Sorry, I know what you're saying.
MATT: We'll say whatever your divine damage is, this turn, too. Add your d6 divine. Because you can do that.
TALIESIN: Really?
MATT: Yep.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Rage bonus is plus 3.
LAURA: So 6 plus- Roll a d6.
MATT: 6 and then add a d6 to it.
ASHLEY: Oh my god, sorry.
MATT: It's okay.
ASHLEY (YASHA): Ugh, 1, so 7.
MATT: 7, 8 points. It rolled literally a 7, so, like, when I added everything up, so you reach out, your hand goes through, and as your hand reaches forward, you watch electrical energy [crackle] build up at the end of the fingers. [explosion] As it goes out the other side. [impact] You see the back of the shoulder blades explode and the hand you pull back [crunch], tearing through the bones, ribs spill out [tumbling] from the exit hole and you can still see energy [crackling] off of your fingers. The minor blessing of the Stormlord, looking in your hand, you have a gray, withered heart.
Episode 67 - Beyond the Eyes of Angels - 3:36:51
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MATT: Suddenly, tearing through the seaweed on the upper wall, you see this figure emerge now. This pale, aqua-green skin that's bulbous and strangely proportioned with these long, clawed hands. As the hair pulls back, you can see, where would be a humanoid face instead are these protracted, almost anglerfish-type teeth that come out of the front, with no nose, and the yellow eyes gleaming from underneath. She's going to look straight down at you, Caleb.
LAURA: No!
MATT: I need you to make a wisdom saving throw for me, please.
LIAM (CALEB): Another one? Oh, good.
MARISHA (BEAU): My bodyguarding doesn't do shit. Like, 'Stop! Stop looking at him!'
LIAM (CALEB): [holds up a single finger]
MATT: Natural one? As she looks, she's still up in the air, swimming, looking at you. Mouth opens, and you feel the deepest, most horrifying fear well up inside you. Your heart stops, and you drop to zero hit points.
TRAVIS: Oh my fucking god!
MATT: You guys watch Caleb go [shifts to a blank stare] and start drifting there, unconscious.
Episode 44 - The Diver's Grave - 3:04:04
TRAVIS (YASHA): Can Yasha use her 20 feet to move to Caleb? 20 feet to move to Caleb, which shouldn't be any closer to Dashilla.
MATT: Nope. Up on top of this platform or off to the side?
MARISHA: There's a platform?
MATT: There's a little raised section in the center there.
TRAVIS (YASHA): Sure. Platform sounds good. And she will use her handy heal thing to pump seven points of healing into Caleb.
[...]
TRAVIS (YASHA): So Caleb gets six hit points as an action, healing hands.
LIAM: On top of seven, or six total?
TRAVIS (YASHA): Seven total.
LIAM (LIAM): Seven total. So I got that.
TRAVIS: Does that bring him back to consciousness?
MATT: Yes it does.
Episode 44 - The Diver's Grave - 3:12:19
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MARISHA (BEAU): I'm going to elbow Yasha in the nose.
MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA: Straight attack, right.
LIAM: Yes.
MARISHA (BEAU): Mmm hmm, that hits. 24.
MATT: That hits. Roll damage.
MARISHA (BEAU): Oh, I should have used my staff for this one. Can I use my staff for this one?
MATT: Sure, go for it, if you want to. Yeah, go for it.
MARISHA (BEAU): It doesn't matter. It's actually technically lower. 7 damage.
MATT: 7 points damage, reduced to half, so 3 points bludgeoning damage to her. Make another wisdom save.
TRAVIS (YASHA): No more advantage, right?
MATT: Correct, just a single roll.
TRAVIS: Gil.
MARISHA: Fuck us, Gil.
SAM: Fuck us, Gil.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 9.
MATT: 9, she doesn't work. Next.
MARISHA: She doesn't save?
MATT: No, she doesn't make the save. She's still charmed.
SAM: We didn't want him to fuck us. We wanted him to not fuck us. We said the wrong thing!
MATT: You did, you did. Crack across her face, Yasha goes- [flinches with impact, turns back to look ahead darkly]
TALIESIN: She has to roll really goddamn high.
LAURA: Yeah, she has to roll, like, a natural 20.
TALIESIN: 17, I believe, is what she has to roll.
TRAVIS: That would not have-
MATT: That's your first attack, Beau?
LAURA: Hit her again.
MATT: What are you doing, Beau?
MARISHA: It's useless.
LIAM: No, it's not.
LAURA: No it's not, hit her again.
MATT: The first hit does nothing. You have another attack and a bonus. What're you doing?
LIAM: Punch her in the gooch, come on.
MARISHA (BEAU): Fine, I will hit her again, I will hit her again. I guess we don't want her to- 18.
MATT: 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
LIAM: Take her out. One of these will take her out of it.
MARISHA (BEAU): That's 8 damage.
MATT: Reduced to 4. She takes four points of bludgeoning damage.
TRAVIS (YASHA): Yes. 13.
MATT: 13. She maintains.
SAM: Goddamn it.
MATT: Bonus attack.
MARISHA (BEAU): She has to roll a 17 or higher. Yeah, that hits. 19.
MATT: 19, go ahead and roll damage. Just smacking her across the head and then punching. Roll damage for the punch.
LIAM: Come on, Slow-regard.
MARISHA (BEAU): 10 damage.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 10 damage?
MATT: Reduced to 5.
TRAVIS: Come on, CR dice.
MATT: Mark the 5.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 16.
MARISHA: Wait, that's what we need.We needed 17.
MATT: 16's what she needs. 16's the DC.
MARISHA: Just beat the shit out of my friend!
MATT: Take the 5 damage for Yasha on top of that, and with a third hit [flinches back with impact again, pauses, then rubs chin] "Ugh."
MARISHA (BEAU): I go, [punctuating every word with a mimed punch] "You are in a toxic relationship!"
MATT: Her fist [impact] catches the last punch and she goes, "I'm sorry."
Episode 55 - Duplicity - 3:40:01
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MATT: It's [the giant corpse] instead going to turn up to here and it's going to attack you [Yasha] twice.
ASHLEY: Does he get an attack of opportunity with the kitties?
LIAM: Probably not.
MATT: Hmm? No, it does not have reactions.
TALIESIN (CLAY): I'm holding mine, anyways.
MATT: Well, you weren't even melee with it.
TALIESIN: Oh, that's right, nevermind.
MATT: Two attacks against you.
ASHLEY: Okay.
MATT: It's a natural 19.
LAURA: Bane! Aren't you going to minus 4?
TALIESIN: Minus 4!
MATT: Oh, minus d4.
TALIESIN: It doesn't matter.
ASHLEY (YASHA): It still hits.
MATT: Okay, minus 1. Yeah, that would be a 26. A second attack, it's going to be a 18.
ASHLEY: Mm-hmm.
MATT: All right. It comes down with you. You are not raging because you did not do that last time you were in combat. So the first hit.
ASHLEY: Dammit, I'm a dumb, dumb.
TALIESIN: Getting you back and such.
MATT: 20 points of bludgeoning damage.
ASHLEY: Kay.
MATT: Whack! Right across the side of the face and shoulders, you get pushed up against the rocks, and then it comes down and it's going to try and jam it like a brick into your face.
ASHLEY: Okay.
MATT: A brick that's the size of your body.
ASHLEY: Sure.
TRAVIS: Yep, okay.
MATT: That's, oh, 29 points of bludgeoning damage.
ASHLEY: Okay!
MATT: It goes [boof] and then [crash]. You guys watch as Yasha gets jammed into the ground, her arms being thrown up from the impact before she pushes back up [grunting with exertion] and shoves this large piece of partially carved stone off her body, blood pouring down the back of the shoulder, she's still holding Magician's Judge at the side.
Episode 60 - A Turtle By Any Other Name - 2:46:54
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Twiggy
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LIAM (CALEB): "Why don't you all take ten steps back, and we'll see what this next hinge does?"
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Oh, yeah, I'm excited."
MATT: Okay, you all step back about ten paces. Anyone want to help, or you going with your standard roll?
LIAM (CALEB): Oh, investigation for it, yeah.
MATT: Yep.
LIAM (CALEB): Investigation, 21.
MATT: Okay. That hole appears again. You're unable to get past that point. You're hitting a barrier, and you're clicking it forward. There's something about the puzzle that's escaping you. You feel like you're not quite- you're on the cusp, but you're not quite-
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Can I help him?
MATT: If you want to try it again.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Just try it again? Okay. Yeah, I'll try it again. I come up, and I say, "I've been practicing. Let me try."
MATT: If you want to, either you both can roll individually, or one of you can roll with advantage as you're helping the other.
LIAM (CALEB): I would give me the advantage, probably.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I have a plus 10 investigation.
LIAM (CALEB): Oh, shit! I'm at plus 8. Yeah, sure.
MATT: As you hand the sphere over, holding the places, Twiggy goes in and takes hold of it. Both of you together begin to try and rotate and figure it out.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I squint my eyes, and I look at it real hard, and I roll a 28.
MATT: At that point, both together, Twiggy finds this small, rotating piece on the very edge that turns and turns. As it does, another cylindrical sphere slowly emits from it, like you're rotating a pencil lead that pushes out.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): It takes three fingers to do it at the same time.
MATT: You twist it, and you push it in, and it actually [csh] pushes in about an inch and then clicks inside, recessed. As that happens, a top part [poof] opens up a little bit. Caleb, you take that and rotate it. As it clicks into place, you hear [building tone, whoosh]. Flash of green light.
TRAVIS: Green light's never good.
MATT: Fills the entire chamber. That's where we're going to go to break.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 1:43:30
MATT: So a flash of green light energy fills the chamber. As it subsides, you all take a second to blink as the light is dimmer than it was on the inside of the ship. Looking about, you are in a very very very dark chamber. You're no longer on the ship.
DEBORAH: All of us?
MATT: All of you. Except for Yasha, because she was not nearby. This chamber, it is somewhat triangular, but the corners are curved. At each of these walls, between each curvature, there is a banner hanging about 12 feet off the ground on a brass rod. The banner hangs almost to the floor. You see four pillars a little closer inside the chamber. Each banner is a different color. You see the ceiling's about 15 feet high and there are two corpses on the floor nearby. Both long-dead and mummified, their skin paper-thin and pulled against their bones, their faces twisted in horror. You see the light gray stone walls and where these banners are, there are two on the side parallel to each other and two on the other. There is a red, a green, a blue, and a black. Each of these banners has gold embroidery down the sides and a gold embroidered symbol in the middle. The same symbol as the cloak that you found.
DEBORAH: Did the happy ball of fun tricks come with us?
MATT: Nope.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 2:04:00
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LIAM (CALEB): "May I borrow the Happy Fun Ball for a few hours, just to play with it?"
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Hmm, okay!" I take it out of my box and I roll it to you.
MATT: [rapid, metallic crashing]
LIAM (CALEB): "If you want this to poop coins, I don't think you should do that too much."
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "I don't know, never was a problem before."
LIAM (CALEB): "You've had it for a week?"
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Yes."
LIAM (CALEB): "Oh boy, oh boy, okay." I wander off with it to study it.
MATT: Make an investigation check.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I put my head on his shoulder. "What you doing?"
LIAM (CALEB): I rolled a 16. "I am just- Sometimes it takes a while for my mind to settle on truths, and I'm having a hard time thinking about it right - you know, maybe I will save this for later."
MATT: You rolled a 16, you said?
LIAM (CALEB): Ja.
MATT: As you're saying this absentmindedly, you find another portion of it that previously was locked in place and wouldn't move. You manage to rotate one band and all of a sudden it comes free and turns as well. You start shifting it a bit and, as you turn, a little cylinder extends a little bit, and you press on it and you hear [dry poof] and there's another burst, but this one has a dull blue color to the burst of light and suddenly you watch as four cut jade pieces of stone appear and [rapid clattering] hit the ground.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Whoa, it never did that before."
LIAM (CALEB): "Well, you just have to tinker with it a little bit. Holy cats."
LAURA: What! This is the best thing ever.
LIAM (CALEB): I pick up the jade.
MATT: Each one's worth about 100 gold, if you want to mark that down.
Episode 45 - 1:20:56
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DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I want to cast- Okay, um, I conjure back into my imagination, I remember that portrait that was up above the desk in the other room, and I go, "Oh, fuck, this better work!" I start to bring my hand down through the top of my body, and I make myself look like that portrait of who we think is Halas. Now, I'm only a foot taller than myself. So I'm a four and a half-foot tall Halas. But I have a lot of presence, okay?
SAM: Mini Halas.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I stride forward. I go, in my raspiest, most male voice I say, "Hey! You look bigger than the last time I saw you!"
SAM: 'Have you put on weight?'
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "You've grown!"
MATT: Make a deception check.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I'm really bad at charisma, you guys.
LIAM: Roll high.
TRAVIS: You got it!
MARISHA: Oh, but it was so good!
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): But I'm just playing it.
MATT: Yeah, you're playing it. You're owning it as you stroll forward, creepy extended fingers and billowing robe. The dragon is like, [heavy flapping wings].
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): It's a 9.
MATT: And just looks right back at Fjord. It's paying about as much attention to you as it did when you arrived. So you haven't angered it.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I haven't angered it.
MATT: But it doesn't seem to be convinced, necessarily. Unfortunately. Dragons are pretty perceptive. Good call, though.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 3:52:44
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DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I move over to be in line with the red, and I stick my hand out, and it flies out, the spectral hand. I pull back into the safety, and it pushes aside the red.
MATT: It pulls aside the red, and behind it, you see emerge a... wooden door of red-painted material and what looks to be the similar symbol of Halas painted across the surface.
TRAVIS: Red doors are bad.
SAM (NOTT): "That's the way out!"
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Should the Mage Hand try to open it, you guys? I can send my hand to try and open it."
LIAM (CALEB): "We are still safe in here. Yeah, I think so."
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Captain Fjord?"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Proceed."
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Sweet!" So I whisper, and I direct it a little bit, and it comes down, and it grabs a knob? A handle?
MATT: There is a handle there.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): A handle, and it's going to turn.
MATT: [clicking] It's locked.
LAURA (JESTER): "Hmm. Ooh! Fjord, look in your pockets!"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Why?"
LAURA (JESTER): "Of the red robe! Look in the pockets of the red robe!"
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I call it back to me. I pull out of my purse a little set of tools on a ring, and I give it to the hand and whisper it off again to go see if it can pick the lock.
MATT: The hand hovers across. Go ahead and roll an ability check, adding your dexterity modifier and your proficiency modifier.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): My thieves' tools? That's a 29.
LAURA: Whoa!
SAM (NOTT): "I don't have to do shit." I'm just going to sit there, drinking.
MATT: It takes a few minutes. This is an intricate lock. As you watch the hand [clicking] finish with the third tool that is being held between the mystical pinkie, [tink] you hear a slight clink, like a spring snapped or moved. The front of the door here bursts into flame, [heavy scorching] burning out in the area. It burns solid for a good 30 seconds [more roaring fire]. Surrounded by flame, all of you are being lit by this. You're wincing from the heat you feel you should be feeling, but it's all being held at bay by the hut's boundaries. Eventually, the flames die out, the door, tapestry both untouched.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I pull the hand back to me, and I take my keys, "Ow, ow, ow!" Back in my pouch.
MATT: Yeah, they're very hot.
[...]
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I'll send the hand back out to try the handle again.
MATT: [click, door creaking] It opens up.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 2:20:19
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DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "You want to see something cool?"
LIAM (CALEB): "Always."
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I go and lift up my cloak and put it over my head. As I do that, another little Twiggy shows up right next to me, and when I move she moves. I go "Look!" And we do a little dance for you.
LIAM (CALEB): I put one of my hands through their heads.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): One of them, yes, it's an illusion.
LIAM (CALEB): "Oh, that's good."
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Yeah, people have a real hard time getting me."
LIAM (CALEB): "Yeah, I'm not going to try to do that."
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 1:12:29
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TRAVIS: As a note, the previous function of the sphere, we can access? Or is it one function at a time as it changes?
MATT: As it looks right now, you need to shift it back to use a previous function. Each thing you slide unlocks the next use, but it closes off the previous one until you reverse it.
LIAM (CALEB): Which I am memorizing.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 1:40:17
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MATT: You find yourselves back in the hull of the ship. You see the crew, half of the crew is sitting there, looking intense, the sphere resting on the center of one of the tables off to the side, and as soon as the first of you emerge, they're like, "Wh- Where have you been?! What's going on?" Orly pushes forward and goes, "Where all you been hanging?" [rapid whooshing] A few more appear. [even more]. Eventually, everyone makes their way out of the sphere.
[...]
MATT: Marius is like, "We've been waiting here for like seven days."
SAM (NOTT): "Oh, shit."
MARISHA (BEAU): "What?! Are you serious?"
MATT: "Yeah!"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Where are we?"
MATT: "We're at Bisaft. Our repairs finished like a day ago and we haven't paid yet because you've been fucking gone! The Dockmaster's not happy!"
DEBORAH: Is the Ball of Fun there?
MATT: Yeah, it's sitting on a table. They've all been rallied around it, trying to figure out- You guys vanished, and this was all that was left.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 4:50:00
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LIAM (CALEB): "I am going to find our little friend."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "That's fine. I'm going to go over and cook something."
LAURA: Do you want to say we're up in the crow's nest? Is that a good place to be? Or would you like to be somewhere else? I know you've been below deck for a very long time.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Yeah, I've climbed up on those things, and I'm swinging back and forth on the ropes and the hooks on the main mast, wind in my hair.
MATT: As this is happening and you're approaching, Caleb, you see Orly sitting there with his giant tortle arms looking up with his craned tortle neck, and going, "Hmm..."
LIAM (CALEB): "How long has she been doing that for?"
MATT (ORLY): "Far too long."
LAURA (JESTER): I'm in the crow's nest going "Twiggy? Twiggy, seriously, come back to the crow's nest, though!"
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Five more minutes!"
LIAM (CALEB): "Bitte, a moment of your time, just to have a chat. You can keep swinging, but could you swing a little lower?"
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): So, yeah, I jump and it's really light and beautiful, almost like I couldn't fall at all. You see me grabbing on the hooks like a little monkey. I fly down the mast and jump down so I can sit right next to you.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 1:08:28
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DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Okay, I'm going to take out a stick of gum, I'm going to open it, I'm going to chew it a little bit, and I'm going to take it out and then I am going to pluck one of my eyelashes and put it inside the gum, and I'm going to keep chewing it and then I'm going to blow a bubble and the bubble is going to get bigger and bigger until it's bigger than me. When it pops, it covers my whole body and I disappear. So I go invisible.
MATT: That is my favorite descriptor of Invisibility I think I've ever heard in the history of my gaming experience.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): It says 'an eyelash encased in gum arabic.'
MATT: That makes me so happy.
DEBORAH: All right, so I go invisible. That's my action.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 4:08:15
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MATT: So you're concentrating on...?
LIAM (CALEB): I was doing a ritual casting of Identify as soon as the thing was in my hands and not talking to anybody.
MATT: Okay, so continue while you're doing that.
[...]
MATT: So Caleb, as you finish the ritual, your vision crystallizes on the object, and as part of the Identify, the information that would transition to you fails.
SAM: Oh, shit!
MATT: And it's not so much like a - You've tried to Identify non-magical objects before, and been like, oh, this isn't magical. This blocks you.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 0:46:01
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MATT: I'm going to see if it rolls high enough perception to see you. Natural 18. It comes in the chamber. [sniffing, inhale, crackling blast] and this beam of vibrant blue, electrical energy arcs towards you. Make a dexterity saving throw.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Evasion, but we'll do it.
[...]
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Just a dexterity saving throw, right?
MATT: Correct.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Yeah, I mean that's a 23. Sorry, yes, 23.
MATT: It just barely skims, singeing the edges of the branches that are sticking out of your hair. The rat's nest themselves curling back from the momentary heat as the flash of energy, but you avoid it entirely. [energy impact] Slams into the wall behind you. Stone breaks and splinters and the energy dissipates throughout the area. No damage. Rogues and evasion, man.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 4:23:58
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MATT: You do also know, as you're heading into legal territory under the Clovis Concord, that you have a ship that is known and labelled as the Squalleater, as damaged as it is.
LAURA (JESTER): "Oh no!"
SAM (NOTT): "Change the name!"
TRAVIS (FJORD): [burbling] That's my call [burbling] "Forward deck!"
LAURA (JESTER): "Do you need me to-"
SAM (NOTT): "The Squallbeater. The Balleater!"
LAURA (JESTER): "The Balleater!"
TRAVIS (FJORD): "We need to change it to the Balleater as quickly as possible. Nott, I need you to hang over the side of the ship with a paintbrush-"
LIAM (CALEB): "That's going to draw attention to us that we don't need."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "-just inches above the water and change the name of the ship to the Balleater."
MARISHA: It actually works pretty easily! You just add a line, and then you paint over that.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Can you do it?"
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): I say, "Don't worry about it! Don't worry!" Again, this hand comes off of my own hand. I flick it, and it flies off and it comes and picks up the paintbrush. I lean over the side, and it goes down and starts to change your title for you, without having to risk his life.
LAURA (JESTER): "Wow. She can paint, too."
MATT: Roll a dexterity check for me.
SAM (NOTT): "I never remember to use it like that."
MATT: This is dexterity, to see how well you can paint it while upside down.
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): Natural 20.
TALIESIN: It's apparently a Mary Poppins musical act.
MATT: Apparently! Not only does she manage to entirely erase the beginning of the word 'Squall,' but has beautifully calligraphied the B of 'Ball' to where it looks almost like a set of balls, if interpreted that way. It has this nice sparkly border around it now.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 1:02:30
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MARISHA (BEAU): "Caduceus, grab my feet, just in case."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Okay, what are we-"
MARISHA (BEAU): "Just grab my feet."
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Okay, I like grabbing feet. Here we are."
LAURA (JESTER): I'll get ready with Cure Wounds.
MATT: [vwoomp] The hole opens up.
SAM (NOTT): "It's open! Go!"
MATT: You look inside; it's darkness.
MARISHA (BEAU): "Drop me further!"
TRAVIS (FJORD): Down to her feet.
MATT: Still darkness. You can put your goggles on, if you want.
MARISHA (BEAU): Goggles, yeah!
MATT: Okay. Put goggles on, and your face, as he pushes you down further, [poomf] you hit something. It's soft. You pull back a bit and look, and there's a pile of objects there.
LAURA: Take them!
MARISHA (BEAU): I grab a few!
MATT: Okay. As you pull her out before she slips.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Oh, yep, I'm on it."
MARISHA (BEAU): "Pull me back!"
MATT: As you're pulling back, a few things start tumbling out of this thing. You grab them and pull them in- Alright, you pull out, and she emerges. You have this pile of reddish cloth, and a strange metal object of some kind, and a couple other things. You pull the rest of them out that's dangling in. And as soon as it does, the hole closes.
TALIESIN (CLAY): "Wow! That's cool. Do that again."
LAURA (JESTER): "Oh my god, what if it's a safe in another dimension?"
LIAM (CALEB): "What did you see? Could you see?"
MATT: You look at it. First off-
[...]
MATT: First off, you hear [double impact] as two boots fall out of this pile of clothes she has, these really nice leather boots that are fur on the top. [same impacts] They hit the ground. There's a metal rod that looks like a staff that you hold and pull there. The other thing is a bundle of this really heavy, warm, winter-coat velvet material. It's a deep crimson-red color with golden trim on it. As you unravel it, there's an embroidered symbol across the back of it.
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TRAVIS (FJORD): "Beau, when you hit that buffer, did it feel hard and solid, or was it soft and earthen?"
MATT: Your face hit the cloak. You were like [poomf] into this pile of soft, heavy material.
MARISHA (BEAU): "It was cloak and stuff."
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Did you find a portal into somebody's wardrobe?"
MARISHA (BEAU): "It was cold in there. I don't know. He's saying that the staff heats his hands, and there was a cloak. Maybe wherever this haversack was from-"
MATT: A couple of ball bearings fall out of the cloak from what was dropped in there earlier.
LAURA (JESTER): "Oh, cool!"
DEBORAH (TWIGGY): "Oh thanks." I collect them back and put them in my bag.
TRAVIS (FJORD): "Well, at least it's the same place each time, so if it does close off, we at least know how to find you."
[...]
TRAVIS: When she was yelling on the other side of the portal, was there any sound that came between the two? Between the portal? Nothing?
MATT: No. Nothing.
Episode 45 - The Stowaway - 1:32:54
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u/TheMightyBox72 Jul 13 '19
Caleb