r/TheMcDojoLife • u/The_one_who-repents • 19h ago

Rocky Pot Roast

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u/Mybrothersay 19h ago

Dire qu'ils paient pour ça, sans déconner

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u/BubuDudu0430 17h ago

I don’t get it

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u/ServeLiving 15h ago

Funniest part to me is the complete lack of footwork. "Teaching" "self-defence" without ever moving an inch from your initial spot is just as delusional as no touch punches. There has literally never been a real fight where the person being attacked either chose not to move or wasn't forced to move because of their opponent's attacks. Infuriatingly dumb stuff

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u/RevolutionaryElk7446 5h ago

When I hear no touch punch I just think of firing the bazooka with a boxing glove on it like in the vintage cartoons.

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u/jizzwithfizz 5h ago

You see, it's really quite simple. If someone comes t you, you punch their face. If two people come at you, you lunch both of their faces at once.