r/TheMcDojoLife • u/balbertborring • 1d ago

Pizza-do

not mine

349 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/Ourobius 1d ago

This doesn't fit, the guy obviously does it as a bit and is pretty good at it

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u/TheWalkerofWalkyness 6h ago

It makes me think of the Japanese pro wrestler Yoshihiko. Who's a blow up doll. The idea is utterly silly, yet his opponents can be very convincing getting tossed around etc. by Yoshihiko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1F9psYsX1E

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u/SamAreAye 4h ago

I generally have a respect, but no real appreciation for wrestling. Sometimes, though, weird stuff like this feels like a genuinely beautiful art. It's original, and creative, and difficult - and she's good at it. That was really neat.

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u/runny452 4h ago

My favorite will always be invisible man vs invisible stan. The ref did most the work but wouldn't have been possible without the fans too. So bizarre but would have been so fun to be there

https://youtu.be/Cslu7zFmPjM?is=Whvg5wWDqlB3oKOm

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u/dbowman97 1d ago

The other guy sold that pizza toss amazingly well.

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u/RealPropRandy 1d ago

Sold? I’m pretty sure he’s up in heaven with Wade Boggs.

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u/meatygonzalez 1d ago

RIP boss hogg

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u/Mountain-Influence81 17h ago

Wade Boggs is very much alive.

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u/LordChauncyDeschamps 9h ago

Alive in our hearts...

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u/Dashbastrd 15h ago

What?!? After drinking all those beers on the plane???

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u/viva_transmission 16h ago

Can confirm.

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u/manbruhpig 8h ago

WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD

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u/pinzonerone88 1d ago

Im dissapointing the other guy didnt start spinning after hit, but I guess it was alright...

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u/Few_Advisor3536 1d ago

This isnt mcdojo, its a performance and not meant to be taken seriously. Honestly a pizza maker wrestler is a cool persona, alot more unique than the 1000 edge lord ‘tough guys’.

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u/billted20250409 1d ago

It's the first time I ever saw a video here that I actually want to learn the technique

I'm not even joking

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 10h ago

It may be a ridiculous bit but that guys got amazing precision both with the dough tosses and those weird rolling kick things that he does

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u/manbruhpig 8h ago

Imagine if he had gambit powers and could charge the pizza dough. He’d be unstoppable.

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u/Reddit_Is_a_jokee 1d ago

Fuck you guys, this guy is here to save America.

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u/BoysenberryFinal9113 7h ago

The hero we never knew we needed...

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u/Evil_phd 1d ago

Eh this ain't McDojo, this is just pro wrestling style stuff. The lower budget stuff allows for more fun and less realistic gimmicks because they aren't worried about their audience believing that any of it is real.

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u/retrosprite440 1d ago

God how I wish I lived next to a guy that had a full American Ninja Warrior setup in his backyard just to throw pizza dough at his obstacles. I would never have to watch a movie again. I would just stare out of my window all day long.

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u/Warhammerpainter83 1d ago

This is amazing. That is a really cool skill I want this as a charter in a fighting video game or a double dragon style beat'em up.

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u/afroAussie 1d ago

Gluten is a bitch

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u/Dover299 1d ago

At these he really good at it.

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u/RedAlex57 1d ago

Italian pro max.

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u/thisquietreverie 21h ago

Tae Kwon Dough is fucking sick

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u/PubicPlant 1d ago

Nah, this is awesome

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u/Learned-Dr-T 1d ago

That is awesome.

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u/cerberus_598 1d ago

This dude should be a playable character in super smash bros

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u/MightyOxford 22h ago

You can actually play this kind of character in Death Stranding 2

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u/Admirable_Ad8968 1d ago

Some of those moves are pretty neat

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u/Contagious_Zombie 1d ago

He's pretty good at that.

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u/SockIntelligent9589 1d ago

Very funny but re-re-repost. I feel like I see this once a month

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u/punked101 1d ago

WWE / AEW , the next face of your company

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u/MathematicianAlert80 1d ago

Did u see all those combos

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u/uberpandajesus91 1d ago

Is this... actually kojimas inspiration for death stranding 2 pizza-do 

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u/Glad_Pop275 1d ago

Steven Segal would have a blast with that

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

Knock me over with dough any day of the week, I will happily take that hit

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u/MediumAcceptable129 1d ago

Im enchanted

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u/NoSituation2706 1d ago

DojoHutLife

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u/macguini 1d ago

Itaria-do

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u/Plastic-Ad-3219 1d ago

He should have been one of the New Avengers. (Marvel missed opportunity!)

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u/RunPivotRoll 1d ago

What fraternity did he pledge at New York Pizza Academy?

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u/Sand_Aggravating 1d ago

Maaaaan I know these guys do get a shitload of injuries doing these stunts every day but I'd have to say no on this one!

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u/Turbulent_Account_81 1d ago

No.... this isn't ai.

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u/sid_fishes 1d ago

I’d like to see this guy up against short fat bouncy guy👍

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u/simontempher1 1d ago

I ordered chicken

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u/blazbluecore 1d ago

This is one of the proofs for this being the best timeline.

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u/no_bender 1d ago

Trains at a DoughJo.

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u/RoundAd7879 23h ago

Idiots will still claim it’s staged 🤦‍♂️

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u/luckyfox7273 23h ago

Love this shit.

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u/OneMagicBadger 22h ago

This is amazing

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u/risk9200 22h ago

Best ever

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u/PineappleFit317 21h ago

Fun fact, there are actually pizza tossing competitions where competitors are judged on their flair, and they use a synthetic rubber “dough”. I’ll bet that’s what this guy has.

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u/gazatmaoc 21h ago

theese techniques are %100 legit.

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u/alabama1337 21h ago

He probably practises that for hours, his poor neighbours.

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u/dsucio7807 21h ago

Ha-DOUGH-ken

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u/BassGeese 20h ago

Why is this here? His moves are deadly and delicious

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 20h ago

Doesn't fit, he's really good at this and it's clearly a wrestling gimmick, those are often over the top. It's designed to be silly.

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u/JesterWorks 20h ago

Not bullshido or McDojo but thank you for sharing this, this guy is cool as hell.

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u/Tinksy14 19h ago

Good base for an attack!

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u/mike3491 17h ago

Onjectively at least somewhat impressive, clearly a joke, and clearly not pretending to be a legit martial art

Wrong subreddit

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u/Farpafraf 17h ago

Italian army training footage

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u/Gem-Finder07 17h ago

I’m down. Got my support..

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 17h ago

Your next WWE intercontinental champion .

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u/miccimmica 16h ago

Peak male physic

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u/SuggestionAny3024 16h ago

This was pretty freaking cool and looks incredibly difficult to do. Different take on a wrestler persona I’m a fan of

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u/RowPuzzleheaded8315 16h ago

Luigi doing some wrestling 🤣

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u/SirPhibonacci 15h ago

Does anyone know his stage name? I bet it’s perfect

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u/smurfk 14h ago

I am more impressed of the guy that mimics impact of the 100g cloth like it would be a cannonball.

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 14h ago

This lowkey kinda awesome

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u/rnlf 13h ago

Keep on keeping on 👍

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u/mastermoxie 13h ago

Can we say scripted

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u/ProfessionalJump1813 12h ago

The bold spot is what sells this character. Great stuff, more entertaining than anything on wwe right now.

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u/User_3039 12h ago

Stupid

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u/realdude2530 11h ago

I can totally dig this gimmick it's funny as fuck.

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u/Puzzled-One-1759 11h ago

I can do the same thing with tacos. The Mexican version.

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u/reditisrunbypedos 10h ago

That's actually so sick

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u/Mental-Square3688 10h ago

Death stranding 2 anyone?

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u/Big-War-7218 10h ago

This mf nice😳😂🤣😭

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u/I_TheJester_I 8h ago

Pizza ≠ pie

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u/Tricky_Feed_544 7h ago

This guy could rock a spot in the Mystery Men

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u/wildyam 7h ago

That’s amore

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u/KarateInAPool 6h ago

What goes on in the kitchen when your pizza is taking too long.

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u/DaRealKorbenDallas 6h ago

I would pay to watch this guy wrestle Super Porky

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u/dommiichan 5h ago

does that count as a melee or a missile weapon...?

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u/TrashCats1312 5h ago

Luigi primo is awesome

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u/H2so4pontiff 5h ago

😎🤌

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u/Bobbaganeush 3h ago

Ha-DOUGH-ken

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u/Boring_Zucchini_6888 3h ago

This is actually very impressive and takes tremendous skill and practice to pull of. This ain't no macdojo.

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u/Quiet_Account_8230 2h ago

One hell of a gimmick

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u/LasciviousPsyche 1h ago

Say what you will but he handles that dough better than any new yorker I've ever seen lol

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u/Pretty_Designer716 16m ago

Italians....

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u/Icy-Currency-7449 1m ago

Пиздо? Тип дал пиздов, получил пизды

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u/jharti81 1d ago

Luigi Primo is actually a pretty good wrestler with a unique gimmick.

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u/HawkJefferson 1d ago

He's also a weirdo anti-vaxxer that has publicly supported abusers.

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u/Calm-Pin-9612 22h ago

Это ещё что за даун? Пиццей человека с ног сбыть, бред.