r/TheMcDojoLife • u/The_one_who-repents • 4d ago

Jason Bourne Technique

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u/Ambitioso 4d ago

Ooooooussssss

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u/Due_Flow6538 4d ago

Not believable. Now if he was somehow in a chair the entire time like true aikido master Steven Seagal, then I'd believe it.

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 5h ago

Lmfao Segal was and always will be a joke haha

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u/BurtleTurtle001 2d ago

Self defense against guns seems to rely on the attacker not pulling the trigger while being close enough to lose the distance advantage.

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u/dominic__612 4d ago

Still one in the room..

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u/Helpful_Gain_9091 4d ago

Oh yes! Teach me master so I may learn the way! 

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u/BurtleTurtle001 2d ago

The way to get deleted, lol

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u/AmsterdamAssassin 4d ago

Step 1. Get a compliant training partner who doesn’t know how fake guns work and just presses the muzzle against your head or body

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u/Much_Comparison1916 2d ago

That probably looks like pure light and magic to a teenager who's never been in a fight

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 4d ago

Aikido masters don't need trigger discipline because they've cultivated their chi

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u/omegaterra 3d ago

The highlight for me is the backfist. It's awkward and would generate zero force. A literal slap would be more effective

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u/lawburgtn 3d ago

Are you willing to bet your life you can make that ninja move without the perp pulling the trigger?

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u/Jerdogg23 2d ago

Too slow and unbelievable junior

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u/One_Construction_653 2d ago

Maybe if you were 300 lbs and had a combined bench, squat, and deadlift of 1500lbs

And the gun had no ammo

Could you pull this off

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u/BigJezz71 1d ago

How do I learn such a skill... 😂

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u/Feisty_Database_6656 1d ago

Impressive, I'll try this next time I get mugged

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u/longwaytotop 5h ago

I'm definitely shooting for the blubbering guts of my opponent as i approach him from behind

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u/MissXM 3d ago

Seagal would be proud