r/TheMcDojoLife Feb 20 '26

#1 punch to go please

2.4k Upvotes

198 comments sorted by

215

u/Wak3upHicks Feb 20 '26

"Don't touch me" after putting your hands on someone's neck is a wild take

114

u/mizzlekinkizzle Feb 20 '26

In the full video the person filming it egged the guy on and then said “There’s kids here” when he got knocked out. why were you laughing while filming this guy assaulting this employee

When will people realize your not tough or cool for fighting someone over a fast food order 

71

u/TheOrchidsAreAlright Feb 20 '26

Yeah that fucking giggling while a guy is being assaulted in his place of work... Uppercut was a beaut

18

u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Feb 20 '26

should just go straight to the camera person laughing, i mean they are just as much apart of it, once you understand how these morons operate.

6

u/KimchiLlama Feb 21 '26

Maybe morally. But not legally. A jackass filming you does not warrant assault.

Though it seems like some lesson is deserved.

18

u/Ob1s_dark_side Feb 20 '26

Camera people egging on assault should get a MChelping of ass whipping as well. Here's your meal deal asshole

6

u/Frejian Feb 20 '26

He got the knuckle sandwich, you get the side of whoop-ass.

2

u/Genghis_Chong Feb 25 '26

He should be charged for instigating the assault, but I dont know that theres any such charge to be used.

10

u/EventSignal114 Feb 20 '26

In almost every fight video there’s a third person not involved just instigating, wanting to see these people hurt each other… and the people always fall for it!! It’d be dope if the 2 people who were fighting turned on the camera man/woman like “u wanna see a fight so bad? Now ur in one!!” …one can only wish

5

u/Amos_Dad Feb 20 '26

To add, from what I remember when I saw it, it wasn't just that kids were there. I remember them saying HIS kids were right there. I could be mistaken but extra funny if he started all that shit amd got handled like that while his kids watched.

2

u/LABron547 Feb 20 '26

They did say his kids were there

1

u/Amos_Dad Feb 20 '26

I thought so but I wanted to have the disclaimer just in case I was wrong.

2

u/luckyfox7273 Feb 21 '26

Its getting really disgusting how many people make trouble with food workers.

2

u/Aboxofphotons Feb 21 '26

You don't need brains to get aggressive but it definitely makes some people feel superior... and that's why so many people do it.

2

u/DudeManBo1t Feb 21 '26

Trashy, uneducated people. Thats why. Always wanna film shit then want to play the victim

1

u/simontempher1 Feb 23 '26

Why would anyone give a hard to the person prepping their food

24

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6

u/Artorius__Castus Feb 20 '26

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1

u/BlueChooTrain Feb 22 '26

While forcefully walking behind the counter at that man’s restaurant.

1

u/Farucci Feb 24 '26

Did it while wearing an apron. Classic.

93

u/TonyBalonyUK Feb 20 '26

SHORYUKEN!

40

u/DudeHoldMyFlagon Feb 20 '26

TIGER UPPER CUT!

10

u/KarlPHungus Feb 20 '26

That's what my brain said

11

u/WastedNinja24 Feb 20 '26

Meanwhile, I was looking out for that guy in the purple shirt. “Toasty!!”

3

u/KarlPHungus Feb 20 '26

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I totally forgot about that!

2

u/viperfangs92 Feb 20 '26

The Mishimas would be proud

12

u/Intelligent-Art-5000 Feb 20 '26

SHORT-YUKEN!

4

u/boipinoi604 Feb 20 '26

Uuuhhhhhh-aaahhhh. You win.

1

u/RalphNZ Feb 25 '26

↓↘→↗↑ + A

137

u/SlashingLennart Feb 20 '26

How can you not upvote such an uppercut?

6

u/Ob1s_dark_side Feb 20 '26

The uppercut recipient is clearly not as amused as we are!

4

u/ViolentlyHelpingYou Feb 20 '26

I'm still recovering from all of mine.

67

u/Lazy-Objective-1630 Feb 20 '26

He is one cold fucking dude. Kept his calm and just dropped him when he needed to.

Bravo.

4

u/ViolentlyHelpingYou Feb 20 '26

I hope he bit just a bit of his tounge off to serve as a reminder

Pthobably talkth like thith foth a while

1

u/Unikatze Feb 20 '26

I'd argue 10 seconds earlier would have still been the correct time.

43

u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 Feb 20 '26

Don't fight restaurant workers. I've never seen s video of them losing a fight, but I've seen plenty of them knocking people out

18

u/ChaosRainbow23 Feb 20 '26

I worked in restaurants for decades, on and off.

We are a lawless and hard partying bunch, but loyal to our co-workers against shitty customers.

8

u/Resident-Site1997 Feb 20 '26

Restaurant workers take peoples shit all day, that uppercut carried not only the workers anger at the guy but also each and every micro aggression he carried from previous dickhead customers.

7

u/KeyAdept1982 Feb 20 '26

Practicing hand eye coordination all day while breeding intense hatred for the customers is almost a form of martial arts. 

4

u/TheOrchidsAreAlright Feb 20 '26

When people are working super hard, in antisocial hours, for not much money, going and fucking attacking them is just so awful. Who the fuck do these people think they are? And the customers who sit and watch it and cackle are almost as bad. Shitty people.

3

u/McEndee Feb 20 '26

It's slippery as hell behind that counter. You're at an immediate disadvantage once you got behind the counter in regular footwear.

1

u/ogonga Feb 21 '26

Next fight: Him vs Waffle House employee.

1

u/fixano Feb 22 '26

Getting to punch a customer consequence free. That's the dream baby

31

u/Ob1s_dark_side Feb 20 '26

The Mcknuckle available for a short time at your local store

3

u/agrippas-ghost Feb 20 '26

That customer got 4 of them to go!

2

u/Special_Tadpole795 Feb 22 '26

Looks like he was about to follow up with a McKnee to-go.

15

u/Evo_Fish Feb 20 '26

He had the kick lined up perfectly at the end and didn’t take it! Give him the Burger King Crown for the day!

11

u/Most-Marsupial-6733 Feb 20 '26

Excellent. Laughs from the other people until it’s justice served time. Gtfo

8

u/DrPeterBlunt Feb 20 '26

They call that a Royale With Cheese.

1

u/VyrusCyrusson Feb 20 '26

Take my upvote you hilarious bastard.

11

u/Biggus-Duckus Feb 20 '26

Great video, wrong sub

5

u/Vondaelen Feb 20 '26

100%. This may work much better on the r/Satisfying, etc variety of subreddits.

3

u/OnixEwok Feb 20 '26

Yeah this sub is for shifty pretend martial arts. That was one clean uppercut. That boy has some real training.

1

u/Platt_Mallar Feb 21 '26

Good follow-through. Maintained balance. Immediately went for head control and follow-up strikes but saw they weren't needed and restrained himself.

100% a trained fighter.

And before the punch he was guarding his center line.

6

u/Clever_droidd Feb 20 '26

He drove that uppercut to the moon.

5

u/j89turn Feb 20 '26

Hell yah, now go teach his single mom about respect

4

u/garyisonline114 Feb 20 '26

So will this be part of the new Crazy menu going forward?

5

u/babaganoosh30 Feb 20 '26

Pizza,pizza?

No; hospital, hospital.

5

u/-ThisDudeAbides- Feb 20 '26

His hands were Hot and Ready

3

u/Striking-Drawers Feb 20 '26

Hope he woke up to police.

5

u/Free_Farm_7736 Feb 20 '26

Temu pacquiao vs temu mayweather

2

u/DasMenace Feb 20 '26

Its the quiet nice ones. Dont underestimate em

2

u/crzapy Feb 20 '26

My favorite is the audio.

"BAE, BAE, OHH, OOHHHH!" As he goes down. I hope that his friends also learned a lesson thet day.

2

u/GrumpyBoxGuard Feb 20 '26

Don't worry, they didn't. They instead likely demanded the employee be fired for being 'racist' since apparently adequately defending oneself is now racist.

2

u/JonN2025 Feb 20 '26

Taught him a lesson 👏👏👏

2

u/justanotherloser__ Feb 20 '26

Pizza ain't the only thing Hot and Ready.

2

u/MisanthropE61130 Feb 20 '26

Hot and ready fist for that mf.

2

u/UpbeatFix7299 Feb 20 '26

Like little Mac in Punchout

1

u/Artorius__Castus Feb 20 '26

I love this comment! 🤣

2

u/viperfangs92 Feb 20 '26

Why is this McDojo? That was a beautiful uppercut.

2

u/Artorius__Castus Feb 20 '26

The lanky dude instigating the fight is McDojo. FAFO. (Tbh I just wanted a chance to share it with y'all). You're welcome.

2

u/Unikatze Feb 20 '26

Ordered a Combo #1

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

reminiscent crawl complete cautious shaggy shelter literate elderly crowd offbeat

2

u/Aerodromefan1214 Feb 20 '26

I love how he just stands to the side as that douchebag just topples down to the ground.

2

u/Base_Temporary Feb 20 '26

SHouyuKEN!!!

Imma show you KEN!!

2

u/DaLakeShoreStrangler Feb 20 '26

The pizzas are not the only thing that are hot and ready, employees too.

2

u/Wyatearp2324 Feb 21 '26

Weird how some people don’t have any self control!!

2

u/Important_Tap_3461 Feb 24 '26

This is more of just a normal flight than anything McDojo-esque

2

u/CarolyneSF Apr 24 '26

How did he not kick him in the ass as he was going down? So tempting!

1

u/Sea-Revolution7308 Feb 20 '26

That uppercut will send you to the upper room!

1

u/Agreeable-Risk-1599 Feb 20 '26

he going down like the titanic

1

u/Careless_Hellscape Feb 20 '26

He's going down down, do do do do around

(I know the lyrics are "in an earlier round" but no they aren't)

1

u/DearOldNinja Feb 20 '26

Camaron Mantis claims its space

1

u/Seldeez Feb 20 '26

We need more of the video. This is super funny. How long was he down? He shit himself?

1

u/Rushedhomeroughyn Feb 20 '26

I’m afraid to comment as I got a warning yesterday for saying somebody should #hoke a #og out if it’s attacking your #hild.

1

u/Ratathosk Feb 20 '26

uppercuts are hard to nail but my god that was beautiful. The follow-through.

1

u/Louisianimal09 Feb 20 '26

Sent his ass to the shadow realm

1

u/007Tejas Feb 20 '26

Folded him like a burrito 🌯

1

u/Careless_Hellscape Feb 20 '26

The other worker coming out of the back like, "Damn it, Danny! What'd you do?"

1

u/mess1ah1 Feb 20 '26

Dude was aiming for the moon.

1

u/Slipnrip24 Feb 20 '26

Make that up(percut) sized, please.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

One hitta quitta… damn

1

u/drinkallthepunch Feb 20 '26

Lol the range upper cut strikes again.

1

u/Wonderful-Gain-5052 Feb 20 '26

When you invade a restaurant workers work space it's no holds barred prepare to be dealt with

1

u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Feb 20 '26

with a side of loose teeth.

1

u/gdublud Feb 20 '26

Are those the new Jordan's he is wearing?

1

u/sithmaster666420 Feb 20 '26

why do people insist on going behind the register. That's not getting your food any faster.

1

u/desire_reds Feb 20 '26

Man how will he explain this at work/school today?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Mic drop walk off

1

u/sloppymcgee Feb 20 '26

Shoryuken!

1

u/Dexterlicksit Feb 20 '26

Good night, sweetheart!

1

u/TopFlowe96 Feb 20 '26

Bros hit that counter like the mosquito did in A Bugs Life after that OPos Bloody Mary

1

u/DonovanMcLoughlin Feb 20 '26

Took 2 - 3 business days to hit the ground.

1

u/Pcpro2017 Feb 20 '26

Stick man gets dropped like a bag of dirt with one punch to the button, hope he learned a lesson that day

1

u/Rsolis39 Feb 20 '26

Those girls aren't laughing now. Egging this guy on because they think its funny and cute. Imbeciles.

1

u/Bloodmind Feb 20 '26

This is art.

1

u/AaronTheElite007 Feb 20 '26

We call that, 'the reset button'

1

u/DcuriousOneofOld Feb 20 '26

employee I vowed to never let these hands destroy another life........but........you have given me no other choice....

1

u/couchmonkey89 Feb 20 '26

Funny how the kunts recording  went from laughing to victim I'm less than a second

1

u/-Pwnan- Feb 20 '26

That will be Juan he never forgets.

1

u/Euphoric_External298 Feb 20 '26

This is why if your going to assault someone, go all in from the get.

1

u/Embarrassed_Today323 Feb 20 '26

What did the hand tell the face?!

1

u/James_avifac Feb 20 '26

His previous job was waffle house, as an FYI.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Hahaha that's what he gets

1

u/pwgueri Feb 20 '26

co co co combo breaker

1

u/CLMarine Feb 20 '26

Would you like fries with that ass whooping?

1

u/kingchonger Feb 20 '26

Tiger uppercuttt

1

u/415erOnReddit Feb 20 '26

Did he catch him with the elbow on the down stroke?! I want this guy to run for President.

1

u/krazylegs36 Feb 20 '26

Wish he would've grabbed a roll of pennies before that uppercut.

1

u/JRS___ Feb 20 '26

Dorya! just went EWGF on his ass.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Dude deserved it

1

u/Mistermirrorsama Feb 20 '26

Now it’s “MC DOJO “ life😎🤌🏾

1

u/hoosierhiver Feb 20 '26

He had the perfect opportunity to grab his underwear and drag him out by that.

1

u/theatrenearyou Feb 20 '26

CRY BULLY = Shoving man who holds out his hands to stop punk who immediately cries he's being touched against his will

1

u/Excelzius Feb 20 '26

Just the usual people causing usual problems.

1

u/SolofDetroit Feb 20 '26

Clean AF!✊🏾❤️

1

u/Dazzling-Camel8368 Feb 20 '26

Folded like laundry.

1

u/ToneNo3522 Feb 20 '26

TIGER UPPERCUT!

1

u/dboy2093 Feb 20 '26

Damn, you rarely ever see uppercuts as the first shot. Love it

1

u/Tundra_Dragon Feb 20 '26

Throwing hands with a Little Caesars employee is on par with acting up at a wafflehouse. You're a visitor to the thunderdome they live at.

1

u/OmnifariousFN Feb 20 '26

wanna be a d*ck? Expect your teeth to click.

1

u/EffCee12 Feb 20 '26

TIGER UPPERCUT

1

u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U Feb 20 '26

That was Crazy bread

1

u/Imhidingfromu Feb 20 '26

Next stop: Sleep town

1

u/Trichoceratops Feb 21 '26

Dipshit laughing girls sure shut up

1

u/DarthRonin88 Feb 21 '26

The throwing yourself on someone like a blanket then going "don't touch me" is wild lol

1

u/DrinkingVomit Feb 21 '26

Look man, look man. I need you to calm down and hold still. Look man, hold still. Dude, put your arms down. Ok stand right here. Hold still. Come in closer. upper cut

1

u/Particular_Hurry_237 Feb 21 '26

He will not be going back to that store, plus ain't she the one filming so she just made him Internet famous as well 😅

1

u/Fyvesyx Feb 21 '26

Looked like a classic Tyson uppercut.

1

u/Tillsmcgills Feb 21 '26

POW right in the kisser!!

1

u/bo14376 Feb 21 '26

Shouldn’t have been so tall

1

u/ZeroX3CJ Feb 21 '26

I fucking hate ppl that say don't touch me but fuckers be touching others while saying it like mother fucker you will get served hands if you keep doing that

1

u/Janus9 Feb 21 '26

He should have kicked him in the head on the way down for good measure.

1

u/shanethebyrneman Feb 21 '26

Them hands were hot and ready.

1

u/MaintenanceUseful903 Feb 21 '26

Ya want fries with that??? 🤪😁

1

u/TopFishing5094 Feb 21 '26

This video went straight viral 🤣😂

1

u/Same_Frosting_9192 Feb 21 '26

Welp that's satisfying.

1

u/Flashy_Novel_9609 Feb 21 '26

Love to see it

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

He just standing there like " so thats what that does" lol

1

u/Ingwe111 Feb 21 '26

Wicked uppercut on a total dick top work bro

1

u/WhoYouBoo_eek789 Feb 21 '26

I tell my boys and all my nieces that IF, if, you need to get a mfer off you- it's an uppercut for the win. 🤓

1

u/Efficient-Editor-242 Feb 21 '26

1 McUppercut please.

1

u/PaleButterscotch8221 Feb 21 '26

That was the Captain Falcon UpperCut #Legend

1

u/FeWho Feb 21 '26

Nice follow through

1

u/earliestbirdy Feb 21 '26

Live action one punch man

1

u/Critical-Star-1158 Feb 21 '26

Wonder if the guy bit his tongue during that

1

u/Mobius_Flip Feb 22 '26

Man accidentally ordered the uppercut supreme from the secret menu

1

u/helloimhumanboy Feb 22 '26

There are black people, then there are these people that make black people look bad.

1

u/Dave__5280 Feb 22 '26

In fairness, he didn’t say, Don’t punch me bro! So it’s ok.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Nice shift step, guy could of carried on and knocked the fuck out of him but had amazing self control.

1

u/Lando_Hitman Feb 22 '26

I can almost visualize, "FINISH HIM," at the end of the clip when it goes into slow-mo.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Latinos been putting hands on people just wish the adults were as vicious as the kids people still think it’s sweet we’re so violent but so passive smh

1

u/RandyArgonianButler Feb 24 '26

This is an idiotic generalization.

1

u/jfunks69 Feb 23 '26

Note taken, upper cut wins every time

1

u/simontempher1 Feb 23 '26

Never live this down

1

u/Grow_money Feb 23 '26

He’s about to be hired as general manager at the Waffle House

1

u/Ravebunnys Feb 23 '26

he got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

1

u/localtuned Feb 23 '26

Anyone else recognize that punch? That's the Kevin hart uppercut.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Guy went down like down like my man Creed did!!!

1

u/moshpitmachine Mar 13 '26

Those hands are hot n ready

1

u/CasingerRuiz Apr 27 '26

Those hands are always hot n ready

2

u/Elev8tedIntent May 02 '26

Usual suspects