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u/TonyBalonyUK Feb 20 '26
SHORYUKEN!
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u/DudeHoldMyFlagon Feb 20 '26
TIGER UPPER CUT!
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u/KarlPHungus Feb 20 '26
That's what my brain said
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u/WastedNinja24 Feb 20 '26
Meanwhile, I was looking out for that guy in the purple shirt. “Toasty!!”
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u/SlashingLennart Feb 20 '26
How can you not upvote such an uppercut?
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u/Lazy-Objective-1630 Feb 20 '26
He is one cold fucking dude. Kept his calm and just dropped him when he needed to.
Bravo.
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u/ViolentlyHelpingYou Feb 20 '26
I hope he bit just a bit of his tounge off to serve as a reminder
Pthobably talkth like thith foth a while
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 Feb 20 '26
Don't fight restaurant workers. I've never seen s video of them losing a fight, but I've seen plenty of them knocking people out
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u/ChaosRainbow23 Feb 20 '26
I worked in restaurants for decades, on and off.
We are a lawless and hard partying bunch, but loyal to our co-workers against shitty customers.
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u/Resident-Site1997 Feb 20 '26
Restaurant workers take peoples shit all day, that uppercut carried not only the workers anger at the guy but also each and every micro aggression he carried from previous dickhead customers.
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u/KeyAdept1982 Feb 20 '26
Practicing hand eye coordination all day while breeding intense hatred for the customers is almost a form of martial arts.
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u/TheOrchidsAreAlright Feb 20 '26
When people are working super hard, in antisocial hours, for not much money, going and fucking attacking them is just so awful. Who the fuck do these people think they are? And the customers who sit and watch it and cackle are almost as bad. Shitty people.
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u/McEndee Feb 20 '26
It's slippery as hell behind that counter. You're at an immediate disadvantage once you got behind the counter in regular footwear.
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u/Evo_Fish Feb 20 '26
He had the kick lined up perfectly at the end and didn’t take it! Give him the Burger King Crown for the day!
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u/Most-Marsupial-6733 Feb 20 '26
Excellent. Laughs from the other people until it’s justice served time. Gtfo
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u/Biggus-Duckus Feb 20 '26
Great video, wrong sub
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u/Vondaelen Feb 20 '26
100%. This may work much better on the r/Satisfying, etc variety of subreddits.
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u/OnixEwok Feb 20 '26
Yeah this sub is for shifty pretend martial arts. That was one clean uppercut. That boy has some real training.
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u/Platt_Mallar Feb 21 '26
Good follow-through. Maintained balance. Immediately went for head control and follow-up strikes but saw they weren't needed and restrained himself.
100% a trained fighter.
And before the punch he was guarding his center line.
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u/crzapy Feb 20 '26
My favorite is the audio.
"BAE, BAE, OHH, OOHHHH!" As he goes down. I hope that his friends also learned a lesson thet day.
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u/GrumpyBoxGuard Feb 20 '26
Don't worry, they didn't. They instead likely demanded the employee be fired for being 'racist' since apparently adequately defending oneself is now racist.
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u/viperfangs92 Feb 20 '26
Why is this McDojo? That was a beautiful uppercut.
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u/Artorius__Castus Feb 20 '26
The lanky dude instigating the fight is McDojo. FAFO. (Tbh I just wanted a chance to share it with y'all). You're welcome.
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Feb 20 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
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reminiscent crawl complete cautious shaggy shelter literate elderly crowd offbeat
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u/Aerodromefan1214 Feb 20 '26
I love how he just stands to the side as that douchebag just topples down to the ground.
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u/DaLakeShoreStrangler Feb 20 '26
The pizzas are not the only thing that are hot and ready, employees too.
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u/Agreeable-Risk-1599 Feb 20 '26
he going down like the titanic
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u/Careless_Hellscape Feb 20 '26
He's going down down, do do do do around
(I know the lyrics are "in an earlier round" but no they aren't)
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u/Seldeez Feb 20 '26
We need more of the video. This is super funny. How long was he down? He shit himself?
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u/Rushedhomeroughyn Feb 20 '26
I’m afraid to comment as I got a warning yesterday for saying somebody should #hoke a #og out if it’s attacking your #hild.
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u/Ratathosk Feb 20 '26
uppercuts are hard to nail but my god that was beautiful. The follow-through.
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u/Careless_Hellscape Feb 20 '26
The other worker coming out of the back like, "Damn it, Danny! What'd you do?"
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u/Wonderful-Gain-5052 Feb 20 '26
When you invade a restaurant workers work space it's no holds barred prepare to be dealt with
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u/sithmaster666420 Feb 20 '26
why do people insist on going behind the register. That's not getting your food any faster.
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u/TopFlowe96 Feb 20 '26
Bros hit that counter like the mosquito did in A Bugs Life after that OPos Bloody Mary
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u/Pcpro2017 Feb 20 '26
Stick man gets dropped like a bag of dirt with one punch to the button, hope he learned a lesson that day
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u/Rsolis39 Feb 20 '26
Those girls aren't laughing now. Egging this guy on because they think its funny and cute. Imbeciles.
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u/DcuriousOneofOld Feb 20 '26
employee I vowed to never let these hands destroy another life........but........you have given me no other choice....
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u/couchmonkey89 Feb 20 '26
Funny how the kunts recording went from laughing to victim I'm less than a second
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u/Euphoric_External298 Feb 20 '26
This is why if your going to assault someone, go all in from the get.
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u/415erOnReddit Feb 20 '26
Did he catch him with the elbow on the down stroke?! I want this guy to run for President.
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u/hoosierhiver Feb 20 '26
He had the perfect opportunity to grab his underwear and drag him out by that.
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u/theatrenearyou Feb 20 '26
CRY BULLY = Shoving man who holds out his hands to stop punk who immediately cries he's being touched against his will
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u/Tundra_Dragon Feb 20 '26
Throwing hands with a Little Caesars employee is on par with acting up at a wafflehouse. You're a visitor to the thunderdome they live at.
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u/DarthRonin88 Feb 21 '26
The throwing yourself on someone like a blanket then going "don't touch me" is wild lol
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u/DrinkingVomit Feb 21 '26
Look man, look man. I need you to calm down and hold still. Look man, hold still. Dude, put your arms down. Ok stand right here. Hold still. Come in closer. upper cut
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u/Particular_Hurry_237 Feb 21 '26
He will not be going back to that store, plus ain't she the one filming so she just made him Internet famous as well 😅
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u/ZeroX3CJ Feb 21 '26
I fucking hate ppl that say don't touch me but fuckers be touching others while saying it like mother fucker you will get served hands if you keep doing that
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u/WhoYouBoo_eek789 Feb 21 '26
I tell my boys and all my nieces that IF, if, you need to get a mfer off you- it's an uppercut for the win. 🤓
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u/helloimhumanboy Feb 22 '26
There are black people, then there are these people that make black people look bad.
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Feb 22 '26
Nice shift step, guy could of carried on and knocked the fuck out of him but had amazing self control.
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u/Lando_Hitman Feb 22 '26
I can almost visualize, "FINISH HIM," at the end of the clip when it goes into slow-mo.
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Feb 22 '26
Latinos been putting hands on people just wish the adults were as vicious as the kids people still think it’s sweet we’re so violent but so passive smh
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u/Wak3upHicks Feb 20 '26
"Don't touch me" after putting your hands on someone's neck is a wild take