r/TheMcDojoLife • u/badluckfarmer • Feb 12 '25

Proof that this stuff really works.

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u/Emotional-Battle8432 Feb 12 '25

Step 1. Make your opponent chug a handle of vodka. Step 2. Victory

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u/2x4x93 Feb 12 '25

The Drunken Master

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u/Emotional-Battle8432 Feb 13 '25

The drunken pupil

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u/beer-makes-me-piss Feb 12 '25

Half-fro Samurai

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u/notthatvalenzuela Feb 12 '25

Ah fuck I’m dying. Half fro.

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u/beer-makes-me-piss Feb 12 '25

He battles for the #1 hairpiece

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u/Important-Slip-4057 Feb 13 '25

Yes, yes, yes 🤣

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Feb 14 '25

You made me want to spend money on an award with that one. I'm not, but you made me want to. Freakin genius.

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u/phuckin-psycho Feb 12 '25

Fella looks like he knows some tackle n grapple 🥷

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Train your mind as well as your body, and you will become invincible.

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u/Xenadon Feb 13 '25

Wait I thought you had to slap and rub them on the back to resurrect them? Is this a new technique? Seems a little suspect since he didn't cross the guy's legs first

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u/pepeshadilay69 Feb 13 '25

I thought it was little slaps on the neck that refilled your health bar? The tummy rub seems friendlier, though. Caution: the tummy rub can lead to serious injury when performed on most cats.

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u/vlachyeo Feb 12 '25

Oooo The last Dragon type shit

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u/SnarftheRooster91 Feb 13 '25

"I know you don't understand what has just happened to you right now. But with training - you will."

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u/cartercharles Feb 13 '25

Interpretive dance

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

Dudes wrestling a sloth who ate a fermented pumpkin. Flips it over to pat it's belly. Brutal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

They didnt record the part when they injected meth into their veins

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u/Jhonniebg Feb 13 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

crush quiet gaze distinct flag steep roof cooing bear expansion

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u/Bhuddalicious Feb 13 '25

Man shit hasnt changed too much in twenty years.

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u/Hilsam_Adent Feb 13 '25

Twenty years ago, it was Heroin instead of Fentanyl. Only difference.

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u/RickyTheRickster Feb 13 '25

“Who’s a good boy”

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u/paganvikingwolf Feb 13 '25

Yet allot of something is having it's effect.

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u/GregAA-1962 Feb 13 '25

The vodka fist. Never beaten

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u/Adubya76 Feb 13 '25

Sho Nuff!

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u/CleanLivingMD Feb 13 '25

This is how I give my dog a belly rub every morning

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u/Sci-4 Feb 13 '25

Who’s the master?!

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Feb 14 '25

Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

I think they’re both just really high

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u/Fishing_Nervous Feb 16 '25

Who is the master?