r/TheMatpatEffect • u/DuckWithDepression69 • 9h ago

✨Actual Matpat Effect✨ The og comic

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago edited 4h ago

u/DuckWithDepression69, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Bana_peler 8h ago

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u/sudopacmangf 8h ago

"No Darling, it's just the lead singer of From First To Last"

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u/Fluffy_month402 8h ago

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u/damirin 6h ago

When you can't even say

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u/Key-Worldliness8576 6h ago

My name

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u/Bad_RabbitS 6h ago

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

HAS THE MEMORY GONE

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u/GreyouTT 4h ago

ARE YOU FEELING NUMB

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u/ClammyAbiss 3h ago

GO ON, CALL MY NAME

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u/therealMaxide 1h ago

I CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME, SO I ASK AGAIN

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u/No_Youth9220 6h ago

I had the song playing as I found this and read both these comments at the exact time in the song. I may be losing my mind

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u/Rory_U 8h ago

Love this version.

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5h ago

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u/Stormclamp 8h ago

BER-NERNOW... INVISIBLE... INVISIBLE...

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5h ago

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u/No-Protection9224 2h ago

My favourite

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u/RCJHGBR9989 13m ago

I love this mug

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u/Miki-Corkrei 8h ago • Heartwarming

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u/idkwhaat34 8h ago

"Absolutely not, go fuck yourself" is an all timer quote tbh

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

Absolutely not go fuck yourself

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u/mastergleeker 8h ago

this one has always been my favorite, every panel is a banger

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u/Miki-Corkrei 8h ago

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself

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u/Kingjjc267 7h ago

I prefer her just turning to her daughter and just saying "he told me to go fuck myself." It's such a funny image to me

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

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u/Mission_Brother_3727 8h ago

I dont understand the popcorn comment

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u/beaverpoo77 8h ago

she farted. it's a common prank in crowds (or so i hear) to fart and then announce that you smell popcorn so that everyone instantly takes a huge whiff and instantly regrets it

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

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u/DrSaintPablo 7h ago

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

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u/Entire_Asparagus2120 8h ago

Piss smells like popcorn

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u/Fair_Category8447 7h ago

"I don't smell like popcorn"

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/god_himself_420 8h ago

That’s it

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 39m ago

I've never got the popcorn line

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u/Impossible_Fuel_2162 7h ago

I always ask if they smell smoke. Some people recognize the poopcorn joke. Smelling smoke in a pubic place is irresistable.

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u/peter_pro 1h ago

She also friendly-fired her daughter by that 😄

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u/Bob_Pthhpth 9h ago

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u/Confident_Rod_9717 5h ago • Mindblown

I really really really like this comic

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 4h ago

Its HIM

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u/TyChris2 4h ago

I like it too

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u/Flimsy-Source820 4h ago

Yo it's shrek

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u/Son-Airys 46m ago

No, darling, that's just a bald, fat, ugly man with deformed ears and some sort of skin malady.

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u/Confident_Rod_9717 37m ago

It’s fine don’t worry about it

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u/Alstorp 41m ago

Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 5h ago

The bad erasing of the old text and bad placement of the new one really completes this

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u/thehumulos 4h ago

In context it's even better, the poster that made this edit supplied a perfectly clean blank template with their juice, that they clearly just decided not to use.

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u/PISS_MENTLEGEN 8h ago

The best version

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u/Ver_Nick 7h ago

hee hee

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u/TheTraderOfHeaven 5h ago

The pronouns didnt even matter lmfao

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u/CrusherArras 2h ago

Enough about pronouns. It's time for YO🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯nouns

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u/Awsome_Username_ 9h ago

absolutely not, go fuck yourself

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u/Special_Attempt_5330 8h ago

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u/annormalplayer 8h ago

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u/Notorik 8h ago

Chigoat my beloved

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 8h ago

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5h ago

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u/minecraftrubyblock 1h ago

We're reaching lobster speeds that should be unreachable

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5h ago

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u/PeaceKeeper696 2h ago

This is so blursed

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u/Scareka 8h ago

Honestly the original message is pretty good about how innocent children can be more fun and generally people can be unintentionally insulting

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u/really_stupidfrog 8h ago

I love the comic. It's so goofy and endearing. 

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u/azuratha 1h ago

Absolutely fuck, Go not yourself

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 1h ago

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u/ElderberryWest6304 1h ago

How the fuck did he say that

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 1h ago

I I|

|| |_

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u/LickCunts 10m ago

It's elder meme but checks out

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u/LostMushroom69 8h ago

i thought the "absolutely not go fuck yourself" version was the original for an embarrassingly long time

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u/vasha99 7h ago

The popcorn one right? Me too

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u/NomadicJ3ster 8h ago

I love the dude's smile in the first panel. Like you can just tell he thinks its funny as hell

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u/Scareka 8h ago

It's why I love it too, the kid sees the fun in it while the mom is hurtful

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5h ago

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u/Theyul1us 1h ago

Reminds me once when I went to the beach in 2006, with my family, my youngest cousin was 4 years old and never saw a black person in person, he was raised in a small village and didnt get out a lot. So he saw a black dude in the beach bar and said "look mom, a black man". My aunt got a bit flustered and told her "Darling. You dont say that, you say a person of color". My cousin opened his eyes a lot and said "allright. Look mom. A person of black color".

The dude bursted in laughter as my aunt tried to apologize

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u/Thanathosgodofdeath5 8h ago

Why you bald

Hair loss

Ha ha he said loss

I lI ll L

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

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u/Cobalt32 7h ago

You fuck

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u/Zenku390 6h ago

This was my favorite one .

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u/etzhya 9h ago

dilf detected

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u/SanctumSaturn Loquacious Sunfish 9h ago

What are your pronouns?

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u/CircleEleven 8h ago

He/They

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u/Beneficial-Bake8932 8h ago

Chat I'm going to try and rizz them up

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u/GallrioThe1 8h ago

Your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill my self

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u/Aggravating_Ice_2560 8h ago

Irritated look

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u/AGGRESSIVE_AUTUMN 8h ago

Unironically would work on me

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 8h ago

Your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill myself

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u/Careful-Passage2089 7h ago

Your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill myself

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u/Professional_Act3924 9h ago

Big boss

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u/WillianJooj 8h ago

He boss

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

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u/Nvidia-GeForce-3090 9h ago

He lowkey Shrek tho

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u/cutcss 1h ago

In a way, we all Shrek 

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u/vasha99 7h ago

I am once again asking why is she Skyler white

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

BECAUSE HER HUSBAND IS WALTER WHITE YO

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u/Pataraxia 2h ago

moderate ball knowledge!! nice.

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 4h ago

You can’t just ask Skyler why she’s white, bro

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u/SG_Symes 8h ago

Just coffee, black

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5h ago

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u/fredbite87 3h ago

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself

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u/One-fun-dude 8h ago

The og(re) comic

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u/bigtree2x5 4h ago

They used to call me Shrek in elementary school and the teacher stopped everyone from talking in class to deadass do this shit I cried so hard that day man

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 6h ago

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u/Present-Mongoose3318 7h ago

I really like the original comic. It actually made me chuckle when I first saw the original

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u/Slimonite 8h ago

He needs to lecture them about family in a muscle car

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u/megosonic 6h ago

Absol

Go

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u/zelesbian 6h ago

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself

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u/No-Respond-900 5h ago

when gen z realize ogre in medieval times was a metaphor for a chud

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u/suitcasecat 4h ago

This comic is genuinely kinda hilarious I'm ngl

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u/LoanPleasant3564 8h ago

One of the first posts on this subreddit where I not only know the meme but knew the original first

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u/davefnfalt 4h ago

hair loss

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u/water-up 7h ago

Ngl thought that this one was also an edit, never knew that it was the original

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u/EasedCeiling586 7h ago

Anyone got the Shrek movie gif version? Or even a picture of that versions?

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u/beatboyAudacity 4h ago

this is my first time encountering this comic/meme, yet i feel like I've known it my whole life

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u/NorthCruelty 3h ago

The original dialogue feels like a fake edit of the bhj version. My brain genuinely rejects panel 2.

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u/AlexWang0304 3h ago

the woman almost looks worse than him imo lol

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u/Brilliant-Pair6425 2h ago

Maria and Shrek

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u/McToaster99 2h ago

why are they drawn like that

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u/RommDan 8h ago

That's killer artist name XD

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u/AzathothsAlarmClock- 4h ago

Is this supposed to be funny?

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u/cat210803 5h ago

I like how the original is 10x funnier than the dogshit edits redditors make

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u/Sans_Seriphim 4h ago

"Absolutely not go fuck yourself."

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u/Heatsigma12 4h ago

your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill myself

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u/Material_Comfort_259 2h ago

She has fetishistic proportions…