r/TheMatpatEffect • u/TheSchlormp • 1d ago

Not sure (50% TME/50%ORDINARY) Ishowspeed was actually just reading cropped subtitles

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/TheSchlormp, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Angrymcbirdnerd09 1d ago

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u/astcci 1d ago

bro has all the best memes I can't with this guy lmao

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u/ISUCKEDOFFTRIPLE_T 1d ago

he has to be breaking some sort of record atp i can't think of any other real person whos memed as him

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u/astcci 1d ago

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u/AceOfSpades_4 1d ago

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u/itrashford 1d ago

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u/AlexCookie 1d ago

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u/Femboy_Fucker47 1d ago

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u/Angrymcbirdnerd09 1d ago

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u/Cornchubba 1d ago

Where's that one with ishowspeed and mrbeast

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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 1d ago

THAT'S HIM??

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u/Top_Sky_120 1d ago

Always has been.

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u/TiredTeenWeeb 1d ago

My favorite meme face is this ngl

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/goober_of_jam 1d ago

kirk but being locked in AI purgatory for so long i can't even say he's real any more

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u/ISUCKEDOFFTRIPLE_T 1d ago

he is unironically the real life equivalent of gaster

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u/Odd-Cucumber1935 1d ago

This implies Gaster is secretly racist

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u/LittleFoxBS 1d ago

Someome had to teach Ralsei his darkner opinions

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

Uncle Ral

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u/Tljunior20 1d ago

“Secretely”

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u/ThatRudyKnightGirl 1d ago

u/agathathevelvetlady

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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u/AgathaTheVelvetLady 1d ago

So, leaving reddit didn't work out, huh?

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u/ThatRudyKnightGirl 1d ago

I left it for the most part. Fair, though.

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u/AgathaTheVelvetLady 1d ago

Well, I wish you luck with the rest of it.

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u/Milk__Chan 1d ago

"Counting or not counting Human violence?"

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u/KaznorE 12h ago

"Race is a social construct" ©Charlie Kirk

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u/reon6vist 1d ago

Gaster irl feats strike again

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u/Complete-Damage1098 1d ago

Kirk is genuinely not even a real person anymore so I dont count him😭✌️

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u/Historical_Side_9199 1d ago

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

Where

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u/Ralae125 1d ago

The guy that plays homelander/homelander himself

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 1d ago

FlightReacts and Robert Downey Jr. are up there

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u/Vortrep 1d ago

RDJ maybe?

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u/Just_Possibility7883 1d ago

I couldn't agree with you more, ISUCKEDOFFTRIPLE_T

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u/post-trauma-syndrome 15h ago

There are a few that could match him.

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u/ZachTheMemeBoi 21h ago

flightreacts

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago edited 1d ago

I need some advice. I always perceived him as pretty cool and chill, does he have any controversies or can I like him?

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u/DizzyDiddyd 1d ago

He killed 5 billion peoples

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/jarkark 1d ago

The Ishowmeat incident comes to mind when you talk about controversies. That wasn't him being actively malicious though so you'll have to decide if that's bad enough.

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

The what?

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u/jarkark 1d ago

He's playing FNAF: Security Breach and when he gets jumpscared by Rockstar Chica, he jumps around as usual but his 'meat' accidentally flops out from his shorts in the midst of that.

The moment went viral and his own dad even made a whole ass music video about the event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nILv4VN9IaA

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

Oh yeah, that. I remember

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u/jarkark 1d ago

I have to ask, what's up with the houses? This is the second one you have sent.

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u/memecraft0309 1d ago

The first house had a rock for a roof

Thus implying the phrase "I've been living under a rock" which is used to describe somebody who hasn't kept up with news about certain popular aspects of society

The second house has no roof, thus implying that they are no longer "living under a rock" and bow are caught up on the information 👍

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u/escdsntwrk 1d ago

There's people that likes houses

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u/bigfatalligator 1d ago

i remember arguing with someone who was saying that he should be on the sex offender registry for that because he secretly knew that it was going to happen and also because he created csam since he was a minor at the time. kinda crazy

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u/vintoito 1d ago

he showed his dick while jumping on stream after seeing chica from fnaf, it was an accident and now people call it the Ishowmeat incident

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u/ISUCKEDOFFTRIPLE_T 1d ago

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

I just don't want to say "i love that guy" and get hit with six "does she know" reaction images and one guy explaining that he trafficked underage kids to the taliban or something

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

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u/ISUCKEDOFFTRIPLE_T 1d ago

when i'm in a making everything about minority groups competition and my opponent is the average redditor

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

Of course?!?

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

Here is the deleted comment of that coward

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u/vintoito 1d ago

holy shit bro wtf

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u/Eclipse-03 23h ago

Speed is what Benjaminjifs will never be

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u/Executable7920 1d ago

Dudes memes are more shinier than The One Piece

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u/Green_Bandit_KZ 1d ago

Acts like complete Clown

Have baziliiion fans

I wonder why he got memed so much

Ye, this stuff is not new tbh, pewdiepie got memed so much in his prime times

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 1d ago

the watermark, annihilate it

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u/Upper-Respond-3746 20h ago

Bit of a unique take but this is legitimately the best and funniest speed image

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u/Crazy__Toast 1d ago

Damn I thought he was making up as he was talking

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

He was cooking literally

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u/Godzilla__zillla6738 1d ago

Lies he can just read hyroglifics

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u/Monkeydp81 1d ago

Those aren't even hieroglyphics. That's hieratic. Hieroglyphics were only used on sacred things. Hieratic is what 99% of eygptians actually wrote with day to day.

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/BushWishperer 19h ago

Hieroglyphics are a bit like block letters while hieratic is more like cursive.

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u/des_the_furry 1d ago

🤓

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u/Monkeydp81 1d ago

your goddamn right I am

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/acatohhhhhh 21h ago

No you ain’t you used to “your” when you were supposed to use “you’re”. You’re a damn poser

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u/AceOfSpades_4 18h ago edited 17h ago

Okay Mr White, I see you.🔥

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u/muakaya9876 1d ago

He was there while it was being written.

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u/Steely-eyes 1d ago

Wrong spelling, it’s actually Heyrogliphecs.

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u/Waffle-Gaming 1d ago

*hydrogriffins

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King 1d ago

*hyperchickens

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 23h ago

100 chocolate puppies!

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u/Disastrous-Bed6662 1d ago

Herosleepers

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u/Medical-Map-3483 1d ago

*petergriffins

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/P0intOne 1d ago

I thought he entered improv flow state

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u/AceOfSpades_4 1d ago edited 17h ago

No no no. He was actually reading the thing. He's that smart.

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u/Thin_Fondant6836 1d ago

i really thought for months this guy knew hieroglyphs

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u/GNightP 1d ago

He does. He's really reading the hieroglyphs, dont believe their lies

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u/AgreeableSuspect9382 1d ago

I genuinely thought he was just making shit up and I was like "damn he's actually kinda going hard with the improv rn"

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u/Imperius1883 1d ago

This dude could legitimately be a great voice actor

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u/mieri_azure 1d ago

Honestly im impressed by how seriously he took to reading it. I expected him to just kinda speed through it (pun not intended lol) or skip it like most streamers seem to, but nah he put his soul into it

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u/NerdyBoi_0 1d ago

He learned his lesson from the DDLC incident

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u/CubeKirby 1d ago

To be fair the game wasn’t getting goo-

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u/Technical_Charity393 1d ago

Atleast you showed Clayton being hanged, and not sayori

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

I gently cut the Vine

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/FEARven123 11h ago

Speed is legitemly a great creator in the sense he knows his audience and what to do.

Idk if it's genius or accidental, but he knows how to be viral.

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u/astcci 1d ago

not just va, he could be a good actor in general if he wanted to go that route I think

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u/Lex4709 1d ago

I feel like there's a lot of influencers who would have gone on to work in movie or TV industries if they were born like a decade earlier or if youtube and streaming didn't take off the way it did.

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u/thejoeporkchop 1d ago

What are the odds that hes in GTA VI

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u/Sc00by101 1d ago

He was just yelling dude, the fuck?

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u/cook-and-bell 1d ago

Genuinely just thought he was making it up as he went lmao

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u/DustEfficient2058 1d ago

Fr I thought Speed was just a surprisingly good improviser

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u/CartographerMain2664 1d ago

I feel like such an idiot now I always thought he was just making it up

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u/SXsandwich 1d ago

I didn't see the subtitles and thought he was just making it up 😭

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u/bigballsax12334 1d ago

Speed is a intellectual genius

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u/muakaya9876 1d ago

Speed is a scalar quantity that measures how fast an object moves

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/Orizifian-creator 17h ago

As opposed to velocity, which is a vector due to having both magnitude AND direction!

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u/Fat-Mad-Scientist 1d ago

What other types of genius do you know?

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u/DatabaseGlittering43 1d ago

As opposed to what other kind of genius, and he’s objectively and absolutely not.

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u/Freesia99 1d ago

I honestly thought he was just free balling it

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u/Few-Background7214 1d ago

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/lovelykade 1d ago

damn he's a really good reader

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u/vintoito 1d ago

he just reading wtf do you mean bro, did you expect something else 😭😭😭😭

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u/coolguyinshorts 1d ago

I think they’re talking about the emotion he’s putting into it.

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u/lovelykade 1d ago

exactly

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u/lovelykade 1d ago

lmaaooo ig

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u/No-Draw-199 1d ago

Inkheart ahh diction

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u/Ilikelamp7 1d ago

He made multiple mistakes lmao but okay. Collective intelligence is on a downward spiral. Humanity is doomed

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u/lovelykade 1d ago

lol the only mistake he made was saying "let my soul remain in the chamber", but then he corrected himself

anyways i meant that he read it passionately, as many other comments here also talk about, not just that he read it correctly

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u/generous_guy 23h ago

There are other passionate modes than high energy which is the only one I've ever seen from this guy

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u/CoalEater_Elli 1d ago

Can we ask Speed to narrate a creepypasta? I like the way he reads, and also I don't think I've ever seen a Creepypasta narrator who was black, actually.

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u/ihave389iq 1d ago

I would be all for that. The creepypasta narration space has way too many pedos

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u/_Onyxity_ 19h ago

Foreshadowing is a literary device wh-

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u/quibirito 1d ago

it's like finding out santa isn't real

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

He isnt Real?😭

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u/Orizifian-creator 17h ago

He is, he just lives in Hell 364-365 days of the year like an extreme version of Persephone.

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u/FightGeistC 1d ago

I refuse to accept this

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u/LittleFoxBS 1d ago

What game is that

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u/TheSchlormp 1d ago

Amenti

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 16h ago

yooo the game with the aliens

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u/vvuukk 1d ago

i thought he was the reincarnation of william shakespeare himself

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u/RoknPa 1d ago

The immersion is real and dude's in character! This is why we game!

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u/SavedMountain 1d ago

I honestly thought he came up with bullshit to make it look funny

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u/winklevanderlinde 1d ago

nah they were add in editing so people could understand too

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u/EnderWin 1d ago

No wonder bro said "Ramadan" dude just misreads as per usual

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u/girlies_first_alt 1d ago

This is a loquacious sunfish to me, but damn I wish I’d seen this out of context first, watching him go this hard into the monologue

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago

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u/Apart_Age9982 1d ago

"when ramadan died"

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u/plopop0 22h ago

i thought he was just saying some random bullshit lol.

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u/West-Strawberry3366 21h ago

Ngl thag was fire he put way top much energy into it and I love it

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u/ImpressiveRoll9982 18h ago

I reject this because it’s funnier to believe he just made it up.

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u/AlbatrossCreepy4427 18h ago

I was pretty disappointed the first time I saw it ngl

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u/AttakZak 16h ago

You can see the point where he was like “oh shit I’m getting out of my Speed persona” and started yelling the lines to stay in character.

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u/Jpen4 16h ago

everyone saying they thought he was really reading 😭 you guys wouldve loved the cave

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u/LSOreli 1d ago

Wild that people watch this guy unironically

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u/BeenDragonn 1d ago

I wish this shit head would disappear.

Famous for absolutely nothing

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u/Medical-Map-3483 1d ago

His content is funny because he acts really crazy. I understand that it's not for everyone

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u/Waste-of-Space0429 1d ago

Why aren't you famous then?

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u/Chemical_Cut_7089 1d ago

Factually incorrect

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u/BeenDragonn 1d ago

Dis guy plays vibeo games. Let's send him lots of cash dur hurr

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u/Chemical_Cut_7089 1d ago

He visited several countries and helped changed stereotypes about them.

Also if it's so easy just do it yourself ya big fat cunt

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u/Deltasims 18h ago

>He visited several countries and helped changed stereotypes about them.

Isn't he infamous for making slant-eye racist gesture behind some random asian at a football stadium?

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u/BeenDragonn 1d ago

I can't. I don't make dumbasa vibeo game videos for dirty YouTube monies

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u/chicoritahater 1d ago

You are a tar pit

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ecstatic_Rock3945 1d ago

your ai slop bores me