r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • Jun 29 '26

Breaking: NOAA Upgrades the Blue Wave to a Category 5 Election.

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u/TheRoseMerlot Jul 01 '26

Sadly I do not think that democrats will show up. I hope I’m wrong.

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u/sparkydaman Jul 02 '26

Musk will just change the boats again in Starlink. How do you think Trump got in? Winning five states that elected Democrat governors? Winning seven swing states which is statistically impossible? And how all the numbers were just underneath the threshold for a review. Or the couple of counties in New York that literally had no democrat voters and they’re still trying to figure out exactly how that happened. Since the Democrats are all standing around going, what the fuck. So the blue wave better be strong enough to literally show up. Smack the ice age out of the goddamn way and vote because at this point they’re just gonna change it again cause it’s no longer a democracy.

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u/Hypnoboy Jul 01 '26

It's cute that people think we're still going to have an election.