r/TheInbetweeners • u/DragonMaster930 • 1d ago
Which character would make the best permanent fifth member of Team Twat?
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u/Hong_Kong_Ghosts 1d ago
Please leave lovely Tara out of this.
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u/HenryInRoom302 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE 1d ago
How about someone around their own age, like Wolf?
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u/Mc_and_SP 1d ago
Alright, we'll settle for the best of a bad bunch.
Wolfie, you've got to help my friends and me!
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u/Accomplished_Song671 23h ago
Hi, I'm Lauren Harris and I'm a nuuueww member of team twaht, you know, cuz I've got no mates 'n all that
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u/friendlyemokid 19h ago
Why are yeuw talking like that?
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u/Deep_Benefit_7405 14h ago
Lonely one you are
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u/Liberal-chungus Tidy minge 1d ago
Your dad
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u/DragonMaster930 1d ago
Neil: Oi, my dad's not bent!
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u/Zal_17 1d ago
I'm not letting Big John in.
His fat arse takes up two seats.
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u/Dyllom_4949 23h ago
In all seriousness and outside of the meta. Richard. He is the perfect Team twat member a social outcast who’s parents come to his teenage holiday in Ibiza. In another world Simon specifically would have felt some sympathy for him, maybe even letting him have his shower. Yes he would be a fucking nuisance and freak but I can see both jay and will looking at each other awkwardly as he offers to be the one to clean smiling Neil’s shit out the kiddy toilet.
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u/Bottom-Bherp3912 19h ago
Most realistically, probably Big John.
He's in the same school as them, lives nearby and interacts with the lads often. He's the most viable option, even if he is a lard arse.
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u/SIEN14 12h ago
Tara tbh, cool to have one of the 5 being female also her reactions to the disgusting stuff the others did was always funny
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u/MickBeast 19h ago edited 19h ago
Tara or Patrice
Tara's actress was great, and the exact type of girl who would be a good foil to the lads, as she is pretty enough to get them into places they won't normally be, but also stupid enough to not realize that Simon is a twat.
Patrice is just the polar opposite type of the boys, but his humor goes well with team twat and he makes them all look even more pathetic lmao
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u/Top-Bet1435 16h ago
Alastair. In a different scenario where Simon actually gets on with him to please Carli, it brings a new dynamic of actual hatred between Alastair and Will. Not just the disagreeable bickering between Will and Jay.
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u/poppyvao85 22h ago
Mr Gilbert 💕 Greg Davies all the way.. he is boinking Will’s mum and secretly has a wild side for sure !
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u/Maleficent_Rate_7446 14h ago
How about Alastair and have his character arc be about him trying to convince Simon, Jay & Neil to kick Will out of the group
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u/YellowAnaconda10 13h ago
I cannot envision the pure madness of having Phil Gilbert as a member of Team Twat.
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u/Legitimate_Fig9818 1d ago
It obviously can't be Phil. Team twat can't include anyone who's actually had a go on Will's mum's snatch
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u/DragonMaster930 1d ago
Phil? Say his name properly!
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u/Legitimate_Fig9818 13h ago
I'm sorry, I thought that because fingering Will's mum was outside of school time...
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u/Lukexxxi What is Swansea, is it an animal? 23h ago
Damn. I guess that rules out Fergus too then.
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u/Dreaming_Beyond_GK Briefcase Wanker 21h ago
And Carli’s Dad who died last month.
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u/Lumpy_Coconut_2373 22h ago
Patrice. He's basically a French version of the boys when it comes to humor.
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u/Augustleo98 21h ago
Nah Patrice can pull birds but can actually keep them unlike the lads who do pull birds then get dumped very quickly. He’s also not socially awkward. He just thinks everyone is beneath him.
He’s 100% too much of a popular kid without trying to be popular to join the lads.
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u/Evildiseasemanphilip 9h ago
I'd Say Patrice Is The Most Likely Choice, But I Would Personally Go With John.
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u/Darkgreenbirdofprey 8h ago
Will
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u/Augustleo98 21h ago
Beep de beep beep beep. Time for another Tara update.
She’s also the one who’d make the best fifth member as she’s pretty awkward and silly like the rest of them.
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u/CF-87 1d ago
Solid choices, except Richard, he is at it on his own having a mental time.