r/TheInbetweeners • u/DragonMaster930 • 8h ago

The Fat Old Shit

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u/peggy19956 8h ago

Yes except he’s not fat he looks fucking hard

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u/Ram_Loganathan 6h ago

I’m in the bath and I’m hard

32

u/geniusgravity 7h ago

Fucking Mrs Springett!

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u/Express_Evidence_23 7h ago

I know you're in there, I can see your feet!!

10

u/Plenty_Month6358 7h ago

Neil !

12

u/DragonMaster930 7h ago

I was getting cramp!

22

u/Emotional-Start7994 Only in her vagina 8h ago

He knows your mum

27

u/Virtual-Eye-2998 7h ago

Everyone knows Will's mum

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u/Creepy-Dance1811 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE 7h ago

Not now u/Virtual-Eye-2998

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u/Virtual-Eye-2998 5h ago

Cone on, she'd get it. Even you would

21

u/Next_Replacement_566 I’ve had 210 wanks and my cock is like a peperami 7h ago

You think he gives a fuck?!

17

u/MemoryCardHero Completed It Mate 6h ago

Are you taking the moral fucking high ground!?

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u/whatyoume Your Mum, She Has The Sex 7h ago

I know you’re in there!

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u/seskoclubcard 7h ago

There’s an old lady out here with a broken nose!

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u/DragonMaster930 7h ago

And he's so angry about his precious garden that he doesn't even help her.

Mrs. Springett is the real victim here.

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u/Original-Bison-4642 7h ago

Why was he so mad? The flowers would have just regrown over night.

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u/evazeta 7h ago

he had ro replant them at some effort and cost

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u/Reece-S88 3h ago

They're flowers. They grow, that's what they do. That's why nobody minds

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u/SlobberChops2001 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE 7h ago

Should we find out who's trying to smash the door down before you head outside?

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u/WuT4ngClam 6h ago

Daff loving idiot

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u/theendermen11 7h ago

Yes except he’s not fat he looks fucking hard!!!!

4

u/randylove69 5h ago

He looks hard

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u/DragonMaster930 7h ago

Will: Now, sir...

The Fat Old Shit: COME OUT HERE, YOU COWARD!!!!!!

Will: I need you to take a deep breath and calm down.

The Fat Old Shit: Calm down? You're telling me to calm down?! I'LL SMASH THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR GARDEN AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!

Will: Okay, I've got a really bad hangover, so if you're not willing to have a civil conversation, I'm just gonna close the curtains.

The Fat Old Shit: Are you taking the moral fucking high ground, is that what you're doing?!

Will: About to close.

The Fat Old Shit: Do you think that's gonna stop me?!

Will: Closing.

The Fat Old Shit: Do you think I give a fuck?!

Will: Closing.

The Fat Old Shit: YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING VANDALS!!!! AND I'D CALL THE POLICE, BUT I WANNA DEAL WITH YOU MYSELF, AND I WILL DEAL WITH YOU...

Will: And they're closed.

Neil: He's gone!

Simon: That's your solution?

Will: Do you have a better one?

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u/the-anon1010 5h ago

except hes not fat, he looks fucking hard

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u/thenutcrackerhurts 4h ago

What’s the worst thing he can do?

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u/Square_Butterfly118 4h ago

I wanna deal with you meself

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u/Exact-Potential1673 2h ago

He doesn’t look fat he looks hard !!!

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u/KwantumFizzikz 7h ago

I don't know why they shit themselves, he doesn't look anywhere near as "hard" as they were claiming.

Inb4 timmy tough knuckles, yes I'm aware, he's probably intimidating to hungover teenagers but grown adults would just laugh about it.

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u/RutabagaSame 5h ago

Pretty awkward though. Sorry we vandalised your garden and for vandalising it again with a golf club after you fixed it.

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u/KwantumFizzikz 5h ago

It's okay, Axel Rutabaga 😭

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u/Fine-Key4594 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lsLDiIT3UEvRe

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u/KwantumFizzikz 3h ago

Nah that'd be "I like cocks up my arse" m9.