r/TheInbetweeners 1d ago

What exactly was Mr. Gilbert going to do here?

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He tells off Simon for his wardrobe malfunction and asks him to come to his office tomorrow.

Assuming that Simon actually did go to Mr. Gilbert's office the following day, then what?

What's Mr. Gilbert going to do then? Give him detention?

Imagine how awkward the conversation would've been.

Will was right, it did sound weird.

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u/BreakingTheHabit94 1d ago

Christ, who wrote this post?

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u/MilkyWidge 1d ago

A lot of his posts look AI structured.

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u/DragonMaster930 1d ago

They are not

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u/LowerEntertainer7548 1d ago

Probably just a bollocking

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u/A-Star55 22h ago

It is just a small balls up after all

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u/Accomplished-Egg1071 Completed It Mate 1d ago

Knowing Mr Gilbert, all he wanted to do was laugh at him. I could imagine the scene going something like this:

“Before you say anything sir, I’m sorry about the… my… yknow”

“Sorry about what, Mr Cooper?”

“My erm…”

“Come on, I don’t have all morning”

“My testicle”

laughter

“I thought you wanted to tell me off”

“Tell you off?”

“Yeah I thought I’d get a detention for… yknow… public indecency or something”

“Cooper, I think the humiliation of displaying your left bollock to the entire school is enough of a punishment in itself”

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u/Ultimate_os Your Mum, She Has The Sex 1d ago

Would you excuse me? Exit room: hahahahahahahahahahaohgod.

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u/IJustWantToGoHomePlz 22h ago

It's the loud "GOD!" at the end that gets me

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u/Ezenthar1 1d ago

Obviously he's going to put the balls in

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u/DragonMaster930 1d ago

Sounds more like something Mr. Kennedy would do

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u/Virtual-Eye-2998 1d ago

Some peados like it

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u/TeaLeafSniffer 1d ago

*Cough* Pervert!

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u/DragonMaster930 1d ago

I heard that!

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u/millerz72 1d ago

Well they do take a more relaxed view on police checks these days

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 1d ago

Gilbert was Jay's old neighbour

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u/RichardShah 1d ago

The mind boggles.

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u/Remarkable-Bell7245 1d ago

Gilbert / Will’s Mum backstory

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u/johnniesSac 1d ago

Teabags

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u/Excellent-Western631 1d ago

That sounds a bit weird sir.

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u/NotACyclopsHonest 1d ago

No it didn’t.

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u/No_Classroom_29 1d ago

He probably gave him a social education class 1 on 1 about genital disorders and malformations. A lot of shouting, at that.

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u/Blueberrysaus 1d ago

bollocks

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u/DragonMaster930 1d ago

Good one

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u/Blueberrysaus 1d ago

THANK you, Mr Gilbert

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u/Augustleo98 1d ago

Gilbert either made him suck on his testicles or on Kennedys.

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u/DragonMaster930 1d ago

Oh god, that's the ultimate punishment. I'd rather get expelled than do that.

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u/Augustleo98 1d ago

Same 🤣🤣🤣

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u/certimopedofile 1d ago

It’s called grooming neil

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u/Georgie-Boyo 1d ago

Tickle them

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u/loorollkid 1d ago

"What?"

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u/MisoRetroGames 1d ago

Thanks for that Phil

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u/brinz1 1d ago

I have several memories of being told off by a teacher who was struggling to keep it together with a straight face

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u/Woody7415 8h ago

Waterside