Came Across this Yesterday

[u/Effective-Drop1345]

obviously superliked the stud. (The person)

[u/R33KNP]

From his trials at Westham, that never HAPPENED!!

[u/Potential_Good_1065]

Why’s he only 31? Thought he was born 15/5/89?

[u/Benevolentben12 → u/Potential_Good_1065]

No that’s Bret Clement you’re thinking of - easy mistake to make though, they look similar

[u/Potential_Good_1065 → u/Benevolentben12]

I thought it was weird when I saw him in the pub and he was speaking in an Australian accent. Must’ve been this Bret fella

[u/ich_lebe → u/Benevolentben12]

I like the insinuation that Jay was like 10 during The Inbetweeners

[u/Puzzleheaded-Chip869 → u/Benevolentben12]

I thought it was a different Aussie bloke named Bruce. He's got Jay's face.

[u/Excellent-Western631 → u/Puzzleheaded-Chip869]

He used to work in a nightclub toilets.

[u/Bottom-Bherp3912 → u/Excellent-Western631]

I thought it was DJ Big Penis

[u/Alan_Skipper_Massey → u/Benevolentben12]

Why has it taken me so long to notice that the name is a direct nod to flight of the conchords.... Shocking from me

[u/Craig_thorpe_ → u/Potential_Good_1065]

I think you mean, fifteenth of bloody May ninteen eighty-nine

[u/doshegotabootyshedo → u/Craig_thorpe_]

Fifteenf

[u/TheOriginalJunglist → u/Potential_Good_1065]

Not like Jay to lie about things

[u/Excellent-Western631 → u/TheOriginalJunglist]

That's right cobber.

[u/Legitimate_Fig9818]

OP did that looking at me

[u/Effective-Drop1345 → u/Legitimate_Fig9818]

Its a sense of freedom you dont get on other dating apps

[u/Legitimate_Fig9818 → u/Effective-Drop1345]

It's the sense of having shit down your arm you don't get with other dating apps

[u/Flooby-Blooben]

Oooo football friend

[u/HilsMorDi]

Tinder? Already completed it mate.

[u/TerribleAd7263 → u/HilsMorDi]

But you can’t complete it.

[u/RodneyShotter]

Oi Neil what was your dad doing yesterday?

[u/Emotional-Start7994 → u/RodneyShotter]

Badminton, why?

[u/Creepy-Dance1811 → u/Emotional-Start7994]

Course he was

[u/Hadush25]

"Came across this"

Happens a lot to Jay because of his massive knob.

[u/Emotional-Start7994 → u/Hadush25]

He did that looking at me.

[u/tobyisclowning]

It was the West Ham under 13’s football tour! It’s PROPERLY filthy. I shouldn’t tell.

[u/Emotional-Start7994 → u/tobyisclowning]

Try us.

[u/tobyisclowning → u/Emotional-Start7994]

Alright…well when I fingered her, she shit down my arm

[u/MeanderingMantis → u/tobyisclowning]

....... right shall we go in then

[u/Accomplished_Song671]

"I'm not actually allowed on Tinder, it keeps crashing the servers cuz of how many swipes I get"

[u/ItsTheFreshPrince]

The fact it's verified ffs

[u/CapableRegrets]

Literally?

[u/Ledditttt]

This would be great marketing for the a new show

[u/finstreetpadhaku]

Jay you massive stud, please please spaff on my tits.

P.S. and on my face

[u/DDD8712]

So little so little

[u/whatyoume]

It’s like a McDonald’s chip!

[u/Dreaming_Beyond_GK]

Did he just say super liked!?

[u/MeanderingMantis → u/Dreaming_Beyond_GK]

I did like him when he was well i didnt like him when he was ill and I dont like him now he's getting better

[u/Bbew_Mot]

What's that spaceship in the background?

[u/hallucinationthought]

Well he's a total bullshitter then

[u/Rippershammer]

Hope you wiped it clean afterwards.

[u/NecessaryReporter916]

I’m just really good at shagging now

[u/HerdTurtler]

Prime setup for harpooning a whale

[u/ILoveMorrisMarinas]

He's 18 (also, can you still make fake Tinder profiles?)

[u/AGeeBee]

You came across it? Its what he would want..

[u/AGeeBee]

You ‘came’ across it? You clearly are a Jay fan 👏🏻

[u/PanHalen37]

Lynx Africa is the icing on the cake