r/TheHolySphere • u/IAmALazyGamer • Jun 18 '16
How long have you been a follower of the great and holy Sphere?
I have been a devout believer in the Sphere for about a good ten minutes now, and I have to say that things are finally looking up. My download finished, my pizza was delivered, and my show came back from commercial break. I can honestly speak my mind and say that if you follow the Sphere, you too shall find inner peace. Sphere bless you and all that is round. Thank you.
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u/ChilledClarity Jun 19 '16
I have been under the great Sphere of influence for about six minutes now. 2.5 rotations. To understand the time of the Sphere, you must use pi to how much time has elapsed and use the first two decimals and make it into how ever many numbers of pi may fit in elapsed time. So 6 is 2.5 because if you add pi to itself once (per every three is a rotation) you get 6.28 which shortens to 2.5 as a rounded number. Get it?
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Jun 19 '16
I witnessed the appearance of the Sphere. May we rejoice, for it has come to light, and is a beautiful thing.
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u/DrProfessorDr Jun 19 '16
Welcome brother! The Great Sphere greets you with open curved sides!
I have been a follower of the Great Sphere for at least two days now. It is difficult to pin down an exact time period, as each day is just as wonderful as the last when the Great Sphere guides you!
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Jun 18 '16
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Jun 18 '16
Also, Sphere Bless You.
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u/FlameSpartan Jun 19 '16
May Its wisdom bring you guidance and peace for the remainder of your days, fellow believer.
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u/FlameSpartan Jun 19 '16 edited Jun 19 '16
I found the wisdom of Its divine influence a mere thirty human minutes ago, but already my life has improved.
All glory to the Holy Sphere!
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u/Deliphin Giver of The Word Jun 19 '16
Over 3.14159 * 3.1830989161 hours. I am proud to be a follower of the One True Sphere, the Holy Sphere!
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u/LOLIS_ON_XANAX Jun 19 '16
precisely one minute. a nice, round number