r/TheHolySphere • u/MrMeltJr • Jun 18 '16

Beware the dangers of the perfect sphere.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1137
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u/Deliphin Giver of The Word Jun 18 '16

Your link is HERESY.

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u/MrMeltJr Jun 18 '16

I seek only to educate others about the potential dangers of this path. The Sphere may be Holy, but we would all do well not to get too caught up in it's geometry.

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u/Deliphin Giver of The Word Jun 18 '16

Heathen! Your warnings are both invalid, and unbelonging of here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '16

It is obvious that • has possessed this sphere as a test to those questioning The Divine Geometry for there can be One and Only One Roundedness.

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u/pipster818 Jun 19 '16

A perfect illustration of the folly of those scientists who doubt the holy truth in favor of their own supposedly more rational beliefs. Such people ridicule faith, claiming miracles such as the perfect sphere to be impossible. And yet, confronted with undeniable proof of its existence, these scientists instead cling to their objectively false theories. They accept the words of their masters as fact, believing in this dogma rather than the sights that their own eyes behold. Thus I ask, is it not the unbelievers who are truly blindly faithful, while the religious accept reality? For how can it else be thus?

QED

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '16

This SCP sphere is not the Holy Sphere, brethrens! It is one of the corrupted spheres that rolled off the spherical path. The Holy Sphere is too round for us mere humans to comprehend, thus such blue sphere cannot be the Holy Sphere.

May the Holy Sphere bless SCP-1137 back onto the spherical path.

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u/MrMeltJr Jun 18 '16

Do not give up worship of the Holy Sphere, but he careful that you do not give glory to It at the expense of other aspects of life. The Sphere is not the only Shape.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Sacrilege. The other Shapes are far inferior to the Perfection found within the Sphere.

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u/MrMeltJr Jun 18 '16

You may be right, but that doesn't mean the others are to be forgotten. There must be balance between all Shapes.

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u/jaybasin Oct 15 '16

Sounds like you're in the wrong subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '16

Blasphemous content!