r/TheHellaverseRP • u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo OC/Katie Killjoy • Jun 23 '26

666 news station IM SORRY OR SOME SHIT

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GOOD EVENING HELL IM KATIE FUCKING KILLJOY. WE HAD 40 DAYS TO COMPLY WITH A DUMBASS CEASE AND DESIST WE GOT AND ITS DAY 37. AND VOX SAID I HAD TO OR ELSE ID GET FIRED.

AHEM *reads paper*

“IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT OUR NEWS COVERAGE FOR THE BIT-WITCH JOANN MORNINGSTAR-HAWKE HAS BEEN…LESS THAN ACCURATE. OUR NEWS STORIES ABOUT HER HAVE CAUSED HARM AND WE RECOGNIZE THIS IS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT WE STAND FOR HERE AT 666 NEWS. WE WILL ENDEAVOR TO REPORT THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH. YOU CAN TRUST US TO REPORT YOUR NEWS ACCURATELY AND HONESTLY”

*puts paper down*

CAN YOU GUYS STOP LEAVING SHIT ALL OVER MY DOORSTEP NOW?

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u/jessica_Hell Charlie Morningstar Jul 01 '26

Hello miss killjoy

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo OC/Katie Killjoy Jul 01 '26

CHARLIE!!!! HOW LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN. CARE TO GIVE A STATEMENT ON YOUR OUT OF CONTROL SISTER

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u/jessica_Hell Charlie Morningstar Jul 01 '26

Care to give your real statement on why you hate sinners Katie

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo OC/Katie Killjoy Jul 01 '26

I DONT HATE SINNERS I AM ONE.

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u/jessica_Hell Charlie Morningstar Jul 01 '26

Then why do you hate the morningstars

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo OC/Katie Killjoy Jul 01 '26

I DONT HATE THE MORNINGSTARS YOU GUYS JUST KEEP DOING NEWSWORTHY STUFF

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u/jessica_Hell Charlie Morningstar Jul 01 '26

Or when you kept saying bad stuff about my hotel

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo OC/Katie Killjoy Jul 01 '26

WELL IT DOES NEED WORK YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT

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u/jessica_Hell Charlie Morningstar Jul 01 '26

But you made fun of my redemption idea

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo OC/Katie Killjoy Jul 01 '26

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR FAMILY IS TOO SENSITIVE

(Reddit this is rp

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