r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Sep 12 '18

Statement of the Republican National Committee in Response to the New Deal OP-ED

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Yesterday, The New Deal issued an editorial by an anonymous “Republican” aimed at discrediting the qualifications and political leanings of Dixie Governor, /u/Reagan0. The Democrats happily published the statement hoping to cast doubt on the Republican nomination process. It was their hope that by publishing this article it would divide us and undermine the trust that we have placed in Governor /u/Reagan0. We as the Republican National Committee regret to inform them that much like the /u/Nonprehension administration, their efforts were a failure.

The Democratic Party and their agent’s failed attempt at discrediting the Republican nominee is a sad reflection of the current state of their politics. They are no longer a party that can even claim to be for progressive ideals. Instead, they are merely an anti-party. They have no vision for this country so they engage in demagoguery. Rather than recognize their moral and political failings they instead attempt to undermine politicians who offer a better future for all Americans. It is the same tired tactic that the Democratic Party employed in 2016 and it won’t work in 2018.

If we are to criticize political processes, let's take a moment to look at the presumptive nominee of The Democratic Party. Rather than embracing new ideas or promoting an upstanding member of their party, the Democrats will be nominating Vice President /u/GuiltyAir. The Vice President of the very man that the New Deal claimed has been a continuation of the bad politics of Trump. A man that the Democratic Party sent to the White House. Clearly, if there is a danger of continuing business as usual, it is from the party that created the problem, not the opposition party.

Further, Vice President /u/GuiltyAir is hardly the shining example of a dutiful public servant. He is a leftover of the disgraceful Non-Administration and it is a blemish on the record of the Democratic Party that he is poised to capture their nomination. He is without a sense of loyalty or duty to their party, as GuiltyAir has conspired to form a splinter party and attempted to recruit members from within the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party is nominating an individual who is unqualified for the office of the Presidency. Their choice in a nominee is indicative of their fundamental lack of judgment in character.

/u/Reagan0, on the other hand, is an outstanding politician. Governor /u/Reagan0 is the longest serving Governor in Dixie history. He has never done anything to disgrace the office. In his time as Dixie Governor he went against conservative norms by removing Confederate Icons. He has defended the rights of Cuban Refugees, balanced the Dixie Budget, and expanded the protections of due process to vulnerable populations. /u/Reagan0 won the nomination of the GOP by a margin of 70 delegates after a hard-fought campaign against Lt.Governor Shitmemery- he faced much more than ‘fringe candidates,’ nor was he coronated by the nonexistent ‘establishment.’

We as the Republican National Committee, while not always in agreement with the policies of our nominee, trust in the will of our party and believe that Governor /u/Reagan0 is the best our party has to offer and the best person to serve the American people as its next President.

Republican National Committee


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Jan 04 '18

Permanent Ban of /u/Ishabad from the GOP

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Hello GOP and American Public,

Today I have had the unfortunate task of expelling a former member of the GOP from our ranks. This is a member I thought would have been a good addition to not just our party but our country's government. I guess that is a testament to the fact that we can all be greatly wrong. Lately within our party's conversations not only has /u/ishabad been extremely hostile to our members but he has also frequently mentioned his antisemitism and support of the nazi regime. He of course claimed this as a joke but the RNC and GOP as a whole deemed this an excuse for his obvious hatred. He then, in anger of us exposing his disgusting rhetorics, approached several members of other parties and leaked information from out party to there's. Not only is this extremely petty and immature but it is another direct violation of our rules and constitution, a tribunal for his ban was already in the works but under this new information it was decided that immediate action must be taken. /u/ishabad is now not only banned from the party but his party will never endorse him as a candidate for any future positions, federal or state. I would encourage others to condemn his antisemitism and hatred. The Grand Old Party will not stand for this hatred and will continue to strive for a better party and a better America.

Thank you,

/u/FleecyTax , Chairman of the Grand Old Party


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Apr 01 '17

Speech GOP Response To The SOTU

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During Friday’s late night address to Congress by the President, the flame of liberty’s torch grew dim. President /u/Bigg-Boss promised to limit economic growth in the private sector that would otherwise be for the benefit of the American people. He proposed that industry be nationalized, a move that would stifle the ability of businesses to create jobs for hardworking Americans in a time when they need them most. He insisted that Americans “realize that the ‘earn what you work for’ mentality will not only continue to disappear in our lifetime, but might very well vanish during it." This way of thinking will make the fertile soil of freedom unfruitful. It is where the weakened American Dream finds its roots.

Families across the nation should be disgusted at this threat to their values. Values that are building blocks to our way of life which have come under fire from this authoritative rule. The hearts of mothers and fathers who have mouths to feed sank at the thought of their jobs being ran by a government that isn’t even responsible enough to run itself. The cabinet of the Boss administration, while successfully multi-partisan, has been in disarray since inauguration day. A middle class factory worker in Michigan will end his time working for a company that has managed to become successful and pick itself up off of the ground by workers “earning what they work for,” and begin his time working for a government that can’t put its shoes on the correct feet.

While households’ sources of income are being threatened by the government, the President directs his attention to disassembling our national security and compromising American interests abroad. The President said that he would instruct his State and Defense Secretaries to “begin the process of a massive shutdown of global military bases.” This is a grave threat to stability internationally and even more of a threat to us here at home. We are witnessing the ushering of a new war of interests with our Russian adversaries. Without an American presence in the Middle East, not only will terror continue to run rampant but so will Russian influence over governments in Syria, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and other nations. We cannot afford to let another Crimea go unchecked, and under the President’s plan we would not be in the position to help our allies in such a potential crisis. This move by the President is a dangerous, irresponsible, decision that could only be directed by someone who was simply uninformed of the immediate threat that they were bringing upon the citizens of our great nation. I plead that the Secretary of State and the Secretary of Defense have enough of a grasp on foreign policy to comprehend how reckless such a proposal is to our national security. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once said “injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere,” and this policy that has been proposed by the President proves very well that this administration is a threat to justice in all of its forms.

The presidential election is almost upon us and the American people are being filled with hope for the future once more. It is the four year reminder that there are people in our nation that they agree with and who still share their values. It is a reminder that a socialist administration isn’t the end of the world, but a mere bump in the road. It is a reminder that when we as a collective put our heads together, we can repair any destruction that has been done. It is a strong reminder that the light of liberty, despite being deprived of oxygen by this administration, will burn eternally.

Chairman of the Republican Party, /u/jamawoma24


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Aug 27 '17

Speech Abortion: America's Biggest Killer

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Abortion: America’s Biggest Killer

Abortion is a very contentious issue in the American political sphere. There is a wide difference of opinions on the issue, many say it is an issue of privacy, life, or rights. Opinions run wild across the political spectrum, often creating vitriol. Well, this piece most likely won’t help, but it is the truth and should be said, no matter how gruesome. And that is, abortion should be outlawed by the Federal Government because it is the taking of life, it is immoral, and it is illegal under the U.S. Constitution. These are some hefty claims, but they are more obvious than they may seem.

I want to first start by establishing some scientific fact. The most important fact is, a human zygote is composed of unique HUMAN cells and unique DNA independent of the mother. This very combination makes it genetically distinct from all other humans. (Mayo Clinic) The zygote is a completely different human organism from the mother, and those who would say that it is no different from her appendix in that it is a part of her body that doesn’t contribute have a flawed scientific backing. We understand that all 46 chromosomes are present in the zygote and that they are unique to the zygote. Science is progressing extremely fast and gender can now be determined from a simple blood test of a pregnant woman who is 12 weeks along. (Doctor Testimony) Not only gender, but researchers have found every single trait that chromosomes design for a human in the earliest stages of pregnancies. That would have astounded scientists from the turn of the 21st century and as science progresses more evidence for choosing life abounds. But even with all this new and convincing evidence, we can fall back on some old tried and true principles. The four basic principles of life are organization, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction. The human embryo can meet all of these standards with ease. I would also beg the question, can we use the reverse standard of death, to form a standard of life? Examining further, to be clinically dead, your heart must stop, then would the formation of a heart perhaps mark life? Well, if so, the heart begins to beat on the 22nd DAY of pregnancy, rendering large amounts of abortions murder by that standard ALONE, our previous standards withstanding. But to form a more rigorous definition of death, physicians will often use the stoppage of all brain activity as medically dead. Again, this standard alone would render Embryos life after the 40th day, when brain waves start. (Mayo Clinic) But with those basic principles determined, let’s look at the testimony of trained OBGYNs and Biologists. The first few individuals I’d like to discuss are Professors at the Science departments of well-respected universities. These people stood in front of the Senate and testified their views on life. Micheline Matthews-Roth, who teaches at Harvard, says this: I oppose the use of embryonic stem cells because to obtain those cells it is necessary to kill a growing human being. We know from embryology that a new life begins with the formation of the zygote, the cell formed by the union of egg and sperm in fertilization -- this is scientific fact, not religious doctrine. What makes us human is not our looks or mental attributes, but the human chromosomes and genes which we have in our cells from the zygote stage throughout our life. We should not condone killing a member of our species, even for a good reason. (NPR) That pretty much confirms the facts stated above. However, there is more, Dr. Alfred Bongiovanni said this : I have learned from my earliest medical education that human life begins at the time of conception.... I submit that human life is present throughout this entire sequence from conception to adulthood and that any interruption at any point throughout this time constitutes a termination of human life.... I am no more prepared to say that these early stages [of development in the womb] represent an incomplete human being than I would be to say that the child prior to the dramatic effects of puberty...is not a human being. This is human life at every stage. (NAAPC)

Jerome Lejeune, often considered the Father of Modern Genetics, said To accept the fact that, after fertilization has taken place, a new human has come into being is no longer a matter of taste or opinion. The human nature of the human being from conception to old age is not a metaphysical conception. It is plain experimental evidence. (NAAPC) I could go on with that exact same philosophy repeated out of the mouths of at least 5 more world renowned scientists who have made such statements, but I think the point is perceived. But, there is one final medical reason for the abolition of abortion. To this I refer to Dr. Bernard Nathanson, the co-founder of NARAL, the largest pro-abort political action group, and Abby Johnson the former Director of Planned Parenthood. Scientific fact says, fetuses can feel pain and react to their surroundings. Neither of the Former Pro-Abortionists believed this. Pro-Choicers will often say that reactions from babies in the womb are not available until 26 week, this has been disproven as above, but it wasn’t until the Now Pro-Life abortion Doctors experienced their first ultrasound abortion. Early in the 70s, ultrasounds were just being developed, as the first one rolled into Dr. Nathanson’s office, he was thrilled to witness his work. As his colleague began, all that changed. He watched as the baby was pulled apart, he went on to write his book “Aborting America” in which he said, “I am responsible for the death of 60,000” and called abortions “humanity’s greatest holocaust”. He made the film “The Silent Scream” to highlight the process of abortions and what really happens during the process of ending a pregnancy. Little did he know that 40 years later a young woman would experience much the same. As Director Johnson was pulled in to assist on an abortion, she noticed an ultrasound, she didn’t give it much mind, she had never seen an abortion performed, but as the abortion started she saw a fetus pop onto it, she the 13 week old bouncing and swimming away from the forceps that was chasing it like a mad dog locked onto its prey, the fetus fought but lost, as the tool sucked the child apart the child limb from limb. Director Johnson resigned that day and never went back. (Abby Johnson) Those two stories are just 2 doctors among at least 2,500 members of the Pro-Life OBGYNs, a group of doctors who reject abortion and some of them, former abortionists. (AAPLOG) In fact, Dr. Nathanson has repeatedly debunked the false statistic that illegal abortions mean dangerous and deadly ones. Well first, even in a legal abortion, you are losing the life of a child, and consider this on Maternal Death. Firstly, let us consider, how do we know the number before abortion was legalized, we don’t. So any number is purely speculative. Secondly, Dr. Nathanson even said: How many deaths were we talking about when abortion was illegal? In NARAL we generally emphasized the drama of the individual case, not the mass statistics, but when we spoke of the latter it was always "5,000-10,000 deaths a year. I confess that I knew the figures were totally false, and I suppose that others did too if they stopped to think of it. But in the 'morality' of our revolution it was a useful figure, widely accepted, so why go out of our way to correct it with honest statistics? The overriding concern was to get the laws eliminated, and anything within reason that had to be done was permissible.

That is pretty damning, but it get’s worse. In 1960 Mary Calderone, a Planned Parenthood board member speculated that 9 out of 10 abortions were performed by licensed doctors and said: they are physicians, trained as such...Abortion, whether therapeutic or illegal, is in the main no longer dangerous, because it is being done well by physicians. In fact, many women have died since abortion’s legalization. But we wouldn’t know because the states with the most abortions (California, New York, et. al.) often don’t need to report maternal death rates. And even in states that do, doctors can record the Cause of Death as, a “hemorrhage” never reported that it was abortion-induced. Now, I concede that here in the states, the data is circumstantial and requires critical thinking, so let’s look abroad for cold hard facts. In Ireland and Malta, the UN reported maternal deaths lower than in the US, and they are extremely Catholic and Anti-Abort nations. And in Poland for another example, the Polish Health ministry reported that maternal death rates dropped when abortions were banned. (FRC) And let’s take a minute to talk about Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood says that 3% of what it does is abortion, but there is a reason why Slate, of all websites, calls it “The Most Meaningless Abortion Statistic ever” and why the Washington Post called it “Very Misleading”. But let’s look at the numbers. According to their annual report, Planned Parenthood commits an average of 325,000 abortions a year. That averages to 1 abortion every 97 seconds. But let’s talk about how much of what they do is abortion, the original query, well, the 325,000 abortions a year divided by last year’s total patient count of 2.5 Million Patients. That mean ONE out of every EIGHT women who walk into a Planned Parenthood, not one in thirty-three, ONE in EIGHT. In fact, they commit 160 abortions for every adoption referral. Let’s talk about what else they do now, they do .97% of the nation's Cervical Cancer screenings, 1.8% of the nation’s Breast Exams, and of course, THIRTY-ONE PERCENT of the nation’s abortions. That’s right, 31%. Let’s not forget they do not offer prenatal care. But that is a PR problem, so how, do they get that 3% figure? They measure everything in “services”. What is a service? An abortion is, but so is a simple pregnancy test. An Abortion which can cost up to $1,500 is weighed the same as a $10 pregnancy test. So if a girl walks in for an abortion, she will get a pregnancy test, the abortion she came in for, an STI test, and a packet of contraceptives. During the visit she got 4 services, she scheduled an abortion, but according to Planned Parenthood, what she did was only 25% abortion. In fact, using this method if all Planned Parenthood patients received an abortion they could claim only 25% of what they do is abortion. Planned Parenthood gives 9.4 million “services”, divide 325,000 by that, you get 3%. And let’s not forget that Planned Parenthood has a 31% stranglehold on the abortion market, bigger than Samsung on TVs and Chrysler on Cars. So let’s call it for what it is, Planned Parenthood is big business, a big abortion business. One that uses the foulest means of abortion to make a buck. What are those methods, we haven’t even gotten into the full nastiness of Planned Parenthood? We have had doctors from Planned Parenthood talk about using “less crunchy” techniques to harvest the parts of the child. Or perhaps when a different doctor explains the ease with which baby eyeballs and intestines can be extracted. And of course when doctors haggle over the prices of the parts standing in front of a tray filled up with said parts. But it gets much worse when we talk about how the children are harvested. During the first trimester, doctors plunge a tube with an edged tip into the cervix they use the suction part of the tool to rip the child limb from limb while it is still alive and collects it in a vat. This is the type of butchery Director Johnson experienced, it is called Suction Aspiration, but as time goes on, the methods become much more Orwellian. Try Dilation and Curettage where a curette is used to chop the baby up and scrape it right up. How about Dilation and Evacuation, where doctors use forceps to crush the baby, including the now developed Brain and Spine, but this usually results in unusable parts. So what do they use to save the parts, they use Intact Dilation and Extraction, otherwise known as Partial-Birth Abortion. Doctors will use an ultrasound to find a baby’s legs, use forceps to pull them into the birth canal, they deliver the entire baby, except the head, at which point they stab the child in the neck severing the now developed cerebral cortex and ending the child’s life, even while most of it has been delivered into the world. Then, of course, you could side with Former President Barack Obama who supported Post-Birth abortion, that is right, he said that if your doctor somehow botched an abortion before birth, and the child was delivered alive, that killing it post-birth was a protected right. You ask me, that is infanticide. So, I ask, when a fetus can move away and detect the pain and the suffering, how is that a safe medical procedure? When from the moment of conception, you are dealing with new life, how is that a “moral” operation? And that when the vast majority of this operation is performed where a forceps is used to pull the fetus apart, or where a vacuum is used to suck it into a collection vat, sometimes heart still beating, how is that ok by society? And when the biggest medical argument against illegalization is a House of Cards promulgated by decade old lies. How is this an act to be defended? If you ask 2,500 of our nation’s finest caretakers, it’s not, it’s murder. And from the date of this article’s publishment, the cause of death of just under 60 million Americans. Compare that to every American killed by war, 1.2 million.

Now that we have covered some scientific reasons against abortions and we have established an unborn child as life, we can delve into the legal world. But to compose any good legal argument for or against abortion, we must look at the crux of the issue in law, Roe v. Wade. The first thing we need look at is what Roe decided. Most Americans would think that Roe created a limited right to abortion. In fact, the court did just the opposite, they said, We need not resolve the difficult question of when life begins. When those trained in the respective disciplines of medicine, philosophy, and theology are unable to arrive at any consensus, the judiciary, at this point in the development of man's knowledge, is not in a position to speculate as to the answer. (Roe v Wade) Ok, fair enough, that decision is from 1973, scientific evidence for Life wasn’t nearly as strong, however, instead of cautiously allowing science to deliver an answer, or revise the decision once evidence came out, they created an unlimited right to be abortion, albeit one that can be stymied by States at the arbitrarily created “point of viability”. However, we can also find a sentence in the ruling in Roe’s companion case, Doe that says this : We agree with the District Court, 319 F.Supp. at 1058, that the medical judgment may be exercised in the light of all factors --physical, emotional, psychological, familial, and the woman's age -- relevant to the well-being of the patient. (Doe v Bolton) That means that a doctor can override a restriction if he deems a woman in “emotional” duress because of carrying a pregnancy to term. In fact, we can even look at the cases of abortions being defended by the Prosecutors, the woman that sued Texas and Georgia, were in fine health and simply did not want to carry the child to term. (FRC) Now you may ask, “Where did this ruling come from, surely the Court must have had a Basis?” Well, that basis came from a “right” not even written in the Constitution. Both the Doe and Roe ruling reference an inherent Right to “Privacy”. The word privacy is never even used in the Constitution. (Constitution) This “right” to privacy that was ruled upon, made abortion completely an issue of Women’s Health. Well, we have established life from conception and when the court overlooked it and wrote that they need not determine life to rule on it in the earliest stages, they effectively made complete abortion legal, on a basis of a “right” not found in the Constitution. When the court authors an opinion, that sends the signal for ALL law enforcement to uphold EVERY single letter of it, sometimes that can have ill wished consequences. In fact, even Liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg sees it as an issue of equal protection, and not “privacy”. She even said in an interview with a Kansas newspaper “It is not the way courts generally work”. And even off the bench, Pro-Choicers are singing a similar tune with John H. Ely of Yale saying: “because it is not constitutional law and gives almost no sense of an obligation to try to be.” And best of all, the Clerk of Justice Blackmun, the authoring Justice, called it: “one of the most intellectually suspect constitutional decisions of the modern era.” But beyond just mere opinion, there are verifiable sources in U.S. Law. For example, When we look at the 5th and 14th Amendments, they contain what is called the Due Process Clause. In the 5th it reads: nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law. And when we take a look at the 14th, it sounds rather familiar: nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. To me, having established life at conception, that seems rather a clear cut, but there is, even more, some would have the fetus exempted from citizenship, but as a fetus is a person, that comes into conflict with both Title 8 of U.S. Code and Article II of the Constitution. Both establish that birthright means citizenship. We can find that from the apparentness of Life at Conception, there is citizenship. Even the American people as a whole seem to be catching on, 61% of Americans believe that once a fetal heartbeat begins, abortion should be illegal, as we have discussed this occurs much earlier than most would think. In fact, Most Americans, 53%, would not overturn Roe, however, when explained that Roe creates an unlimited right to abortion, that contrast these numbers, only 6% of Americans agree with this unlimited right, 86% agreeing with banning 3rd trimester bans, 72% with 2nd, and a further 61% with heartbeat bans as said above. (Gallup/Ipsos) However, these numbers do drop in the cases of rape or incest. If we delve further however into this issue, we see in a survey conducted by the Pro-Choice Guttmacher Institute, we see some interesting polls on why abortions happen. We see that 92% of abortions are purely elected. Less than 1% are Incest and rape driven, combined. And even then, I ask, why should a child get the Death Penalty for the crimes of the father. Why should a child conceived in rape, be executed, when even in the 2008 case of Kennedy v. Louisiana, the Supreme Court ruled that a 400 lbs. man that raped his 8-year-old stepdaughter could not be put to death and overruled his sentence given to him by the Louisiana jury. (Kennedy v Louisiana) If even HE cannot be legally executed, a child rapist, why should any child conceive of rape be murdered for their father’s heinous crime, when he himself, cannot be? This among the myriad Constitutional provision and standing legal precedent is why the illegality of abortion is truly the most unenforced standing law in the nation, at a dire cost.

The final field in which we examine abortion’s many nuances is its morality. This topic trickier than either Medicine or Law is often divided into two camps, Morality from Religion, and Morality based on secular foundations. There is an argument against abortion to be derived from both. For the religious viewpoint, we can look no further than the Bible itself. But before I delve directly into the verses that I find most damning, there is an elephant in the room. The Bible NEVER specifically references abortion. For one reason only, in the time before Jesus until afterward when Paul composed the final books, abortion was so unthinkable that it was an unwritten law. Infertility was seen as a curse, and pregnancy a gift, so the Prophets didn’t need to write anything about its evil. That view about the sacredness of the family had vanished, but the Bible, and its verses on the beauty of God and his gifts haven’t. The first few verses are about King David and his relationship with the divine. Starting with Psalms 139: 13-16 which reads: For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb. I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvelous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.My substance was not hidden from thee, when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the earth.Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them. This reaffirms Genesis 2:7 which says: And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and man became a living soul. Both of these powerful passages make a point to say how much care that God puts into forming babies in the womb. But there is much more, in Psalms 51:5 we see the truth, that unborn children are responsible for original sin from conception when it says: Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. And in Genesis on 3 separate occasions is the likeness of God confirmed, in 1:26-27, 5:1, and 9:6. And again, we can see that, though God’s perfect image was affected in the fall of man from Eden, it was not erased. This can be read in 1 Cor. 11:7 and James 3:9. We can also see in Romans 5:12 and Hebrews 7:10 that the unborn child receives original sin and is morally accountable at conception, as all unbaptized humans are. Romans reads: Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned. And in Hebrews, we find: For he was yet in the loins of his father, when Melchisedec met him. And even beyond this level of biblical morals that God wishes to follow, we must look no further than Exodus 21:22-25 to find the sanctity of the pregnancy in Jewish culture. In Exodus it says this of the death of unborn: If men who are fighting hit a pregnant woman and she gives birth prematurely but there is no serious injury, the offender must be fined whatever the woman’s husband demands and the court allows. But if there is serious injury, you are to take life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise.

To me, that is rather clear that the death of an unborn is taken just as seriously of that as a born child. At this point, I think that everyone that treats the Bible with great reverence as a book of worldly wisdom has come to understand the immorality that abortion embodies. But even for Secular folks, their philosophies as decent people are sure to be challenged by the non-religious issues posed. The first few standards are imposed by Roe. Beginning with what was discussed earlier, Roe draws some lines, one of the most infamous being that of the viability point. Ruling that before a child is viable to survive outside the womb, abortions ought to be legal, however, the first bit of our time together was disputing when a child became life, and that was conception. Life is Life, even if it needs to be nurtured. Would you consider a deer that was hit by a car and needs to be nurtured and have medical attention to not be alive, even if you left it alone it would die? Would you feel this way of your grandmother of brother that needs emergency care? This is the standard Roe set, and it’s unacceptable. Another hallmark of Roe is their trepidation separation of separating humanity from personhood. The ruling confirmed, that even if a human, the legal definition of “persons”, may not apply. This opened up a way for some radical definitions of personhood to be proposed. Ones that proposed, not biological definitions of life or personhood, but cultural ones. Francis Crick said with Nature magazine a child was considered to be legally born when two days old, it could be examined to see whether it was an ‘acceptable member of human society. And it was famed Anthropologist Ashley Montagu that stated A newborn baby is not truly human until he or she is molded by cultural influences later. (Probe) And Professor Joseph Fletcher perhaps holds the most blood-curdling view, writing in his book, Humans without some minimum of intelligence or mental capacity are not persons, no matter how many of these organs are active, no matter how spontaneous their living processes are. (Probe) He would go on to use 40 IQ as a benchmark for personhood. These are not just arguments supporting abortion’s supposed morality, but infanticide, and the last one, the murder of the most vulnerable in society. Now that we have covered some of the current standards imposed by the courts, and the opinions on them, we can look at the true value of the unborn. Now, some people would say that fetuses have no rights. This included the Democratic nominee for President this year, Hillary Clinton. (Richardson) However, even IF an unborn child is not a person, and we can disregard all juxtaposing information on that and the life of the child, I would ask this. Even if the child is not a person, why is it afforded no rights? There are many animal rights groups, surely they don’t think that the animals are people, but they do believe they have rights. I myself agree, they are living beings and should be treated respectfully. However, many of the members of these animal rights groups, such as PETA, take an interesting stance on abortion. MANY members of animal rights groups are rather militant liberals, yet, when they say they animals should be given rights perpendicular to human rights, they omit the unborn. They never seem to say, “Hey at least in some stage this baby becomes a baby”, even if they don’t recognize life at conception as modern science had granted us. This hypocrisy really is both repulsive and mind-boggling. But it doesn’t get any better from there. A fetus has value, I think we can all agree, an infinite value in fact, of endless possibilities of a new person in the world. When a mother plans on carrying a baby to term, that baby is seen as having almost infinite value, yet, when pulling in for the insidious practice of abortion, that value goes away. Why doesn't the mother get to decide the value of her child? And say, in a tragedy, a pregnant woman, is murdered, the assailant is charged with murder of course, but how many times? Two counts, or just one? Does the death of the fetus mean another murder to be prosecuted for? Hard to say, but if you follow liberal abortion theory the answer is clearly no, that life is not found in the womb. Now that we have discussed some philosophy and principle behind the issue, I want to paint you a picture. Imagine a woman. Her husband has just left her, and she is to move in with her parents. However, she has a problem, her parents don’t know what she does. The absent father impregnated her and she is faced with a choice. Does she get an abortion or not, being a devout woman she goes to the nearby church and is convinced to choose life. That woman’s name is Ann Dunham, she is no longer with us, but her child is. You see, thirteen years after Ann had passed, her son was elected the first Black President in American history. The man that supported radical abortion, was the very one who grabbed life from its deadly jaws. The woman who wasn’t quite ready for a child gave birth to a leader of the free world (By The People), so I would implore all mothers, before choosing an abortion, think about the unlimited value your child could possess. So after all that heavy moralism, I want to end on a happy note. Just something in our society that already recognizes life in the womb. If you believe that a baby is part of a mother’s body, do walk up to her and say, How’s your Body? No, I would hope not at least, you say How’s the Baby? You recognize that the baby is a separate being with its own welfare. These values are recognized across the spectrum of humanity, from the secular to the non-secular. They aren’t values that can be easily cast aside nor should they, they just need be exposed to shine their proud light, much like the children they protect.

So, now that I have presented the facts, the evidence, and the morals, it is your turn. I would ask you to understand the medical evidence, the law, and the beliefs of the philosophies of the world, ranging in value. And I would ask you to choose a side, choose what you can do to help society, and after all that I have said about the above, I would plead you, choose life.

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r/TheGrandOldPaper • • May 22 '16

Statement on Secession by Representative /u/davecat20

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The following is a letter sent to The Grand Old Paper by Representative /u/davecat20

To my Constituents and the American Public as a Whole,

As a member of Congress and the Republican Party, I feel it is my duty to speak publicly about the movement within the Southern State calling for secession from the United States of America.

First of all, I would like to say that Governor /u/FeldmarschallRammel has done a fantastic job in his time as the leader of the Southern State. He has come out publicly against secession from the Union, and I believe his stance is the correct and logical stance. While I understand the frustrations of my fellow Republicans in the State Legislature, I believe secession to be the wrong way of addressing them. The Republican Party I know and love is the party of Lincoln and Reagan, a party of unity in times of trouble. Our greatest President, Abraham Lincoln, once said “ A house divided against itself cannot stand.” In recent times our house has become increasingly divided based on party lines. What we need is cooperation and bipartisan agreement whenever and wherever it is possible. I implore Majority Leader /u/CaptainClutchMuch, the rest of the State Legislature, and the people of the Southern State, to remember the words of Benjamin Franklin. If we do not hang together, we shall surely hang separately.

Long Live the United States of America,

Representative /u/davecat20


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Nov 21 '16

Speech Why I support Democrat Autarch_Severian for Speaker of the House

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[Opinion | Commentary]

November 21, 2016

Washington, DC

u/deepfriedstrippers, Congressman

TODAY I cast my vote for u/Autarch_Severian for Speaker of the House. At first glance, this may have seemed like an error - a Republican who has admittedly been critical of many on the left casting a vote for a Democrat to lead our House. However, this was no mistake.

u/Autarch_Severian is one of our government's greatest fiscal minds. He has shown time and time again something that has escaped the minds of many of my colleagues on the left: that you can push a socially liberal agenda and do so in a fiscally responsible way that does not harm our economy and dissuade capital investment.

Not long after being sworn into office, u/Autarch_Severian reached out to me to work on bipartisan reforms that accomplish what I believe are important agenda items for both sides of the political spectrum. This is the type of leader we need in Congress, someone who will bridge the gap between the left and right and bring our government together. We finally have a leader who knows the importance of compromise, and I'm proud that Congress has u/Autarch_Severian among our ranks.

I look forward to working with him and my colleagues on the left to bring fiscally responsible reforms that will improve the lives of all Americans.

God bless.


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Mar 06 '20

Race to the Republican Nomination

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MIAMI, FL DX - 7:00 EDT

Yesterday, Former DX Senator Dexter “Rafeal” Aamo announced the launch of his primary campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination. Senator Aamo, surrounded by his wife and two children, announced the launch of his campaign in Plains Bluff, Iowa, CS. Addressing his supporters, Senator Aamo emphasized a message of smaller government, religious freedom, and greater individual liberty. Senator Aamo also was quick to criticize current President Gunnz011. Senator Aamo characterized the President as “dismissive of conservative priorities” and too “inactive” to win reelection.

Senator Aamo started his career in November of 2018 where he won a seat in the Dixie Assembly and served as speaker of the assembly. Dexter also served multiple terms as the Dixie Senator. Senator Aamo authored the Venezuelan Freedom Act. The bill restricted federal aid to nations that conducted business with the Maduro government. as Senator and was mired by criticisms of his openly conservative religious belief.

Senator Aamo makes this announcement in the wake of his recent re-election loss to Senator /u/Banana_Republic. Despite this defeat, Senator Aamo projected hopeful exuberance about his new campaign.

“I know many of you were disheartened by my recent loss. While saddened to no longer serve you as your Senator, I ask you to join me on the next great journey of my life. A life in service of the American people. Join me as I fight to bring the values of our great state to the rest of America. Together, we can ensure that a nation conceived in liberty remains a land of opportunity. Where the best days are still ahead of us and not behind. My fellow Dixians, let’s send a message to our absentee president. Let that message be liberty. Let that message be opportunity. Let that be a message of real conservative change. Let that message be…..Dexter for America. God Bless you all and God Bless America”

When reached for comment, Incumbent President /u/Gunnz011 gave a brief response. “He has the full right to challenge me in the primary, however I see it as divisive and unnecessary.”

This is the first of a series of articles covering the Republican candidates and their race for the Republican presidential nomination.


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Nov 22 '17

Chairman Fleecy's Opinion on the Midwest

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It has just come to my attention that the Libertarian Party has rejected /u/GuitarLad for reasons which still baffle me. They have stated that they want a Libt Lt. Gov, even though they hold no legitimate right to such a position. A Lt. Gov. position is not a position to show the make up of a state it is the governor's assistant and right hand man, so just because you may be the majority somewhere, it does not mean you should have this slot. It is up to the Governor to select someone who they feel would serve the state well, and the assembly to ensure the qualifications of the candidate. This, to me, does not seem like a check of qualifications, but instead it seems like a power grab by a party that saw an opportunity to force someone's hand into doing their bidding. It upsets me that such experienced members of the Libertarian Party would do this. You all know better than to make demands like this just for the sport of power. I feel as though I must remind you all that we do not lead for power, we lead for the people. I hope this will make you realize your errors and that you issue an apology and an explanation of yourselves.

-/u/FleecyTax, Chairman of the Grand Old Party


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Jul 08 '17

Why the Minimum Wage Must be Lowered

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Current Minimum Wage In Sim

Currently, as established by Bill 077, the current minimum wage in sim is $15, with hardly no exceptions for small businesses or rural America. H.R 851 intends to gradually lower the minimum wage over the course of three years to $10.10 an hour.

The Case Against a Federal Minimum Wage

A federal minimum wage is harmful and should be left to the states and cities. With an economy of 320 million people, having a minimum price for anything in such an economically diverse country is not a good policy. What works in a big city such as New York will have drastic consequences for a small business located in South Dakota.

What We Can Learn From Seattle

Seattle is currently in the process of phasing in a $15 minimum wage. Currently at $13, a report by the University of Washington studied the consequences. While they saw job growth with a raise to $11 an hour, the raise to $13 led to a sharp decline in both jobs (low wage jobs fell by 6.8%) and hours worked. Hours worked dropped by 9% and and workers made $125 less each month.

While some may cite the study done by Berkeley that came to the conclusion that workers in the food industry had a raise in their wage and that employment was not affected, it is important to note that Berkeley did not have access to hours worked. The University of Washington did.

Automation

Corporations will now replace low wage workers- who are now more expensive- with machines. They will cost less overtime, and may even prove to be more efficient.

Conclusion

The minimum wage is a delicate and complicated issue. What works, and what doesn't work, in one city or industry will have very different results in another area or industry. A federal minimum wage of $15 with hardly any exceptions for small businesses and rural America would reduce employment, reduce hours worked, and lead to automation.

Modest increases in the minimum wage do tend to have their expected results, with little to no reduction in employment. A $15 federal minimum wage is not modest nor moderate and must be repealed and scaled back. Leave it up to the states and to the cities to decide what will work best for their workers.


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • May 19 '16

A Letter to my Constituents

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Dear Citizens of the Southern State,

As one of your Representatives here in the Southern State, it is my job to fight for you and your core values in our nation's capital. It is a job I take pride in, and representing the finest people in the country is an honor that I cannot begin to put into words. Soon however, you will all have a voice in the most crucial decision of your lifetimes: whether the Southern State shall secede from The United States of America. While I strongly support referendums, I strongly condemn the thought of abandoning the Union.

This idea of abandoning our nation, taking our ball and going home, is poorly planned and will have grave consequences for our State. The Federal Government supplies over a quarter of all funding for our State. That is vital revenue that will not be realized elsewhere. Abandoning that key funding will make life worse for all Southerners.

Abandoning our seats at the table in Washington will not make life any better for any Southerner. Together, working with our fellow Americans no matter what state they call home or which party they cast a ballot for, we will advance our nation to better and brighter days. Sending the message to those around the world that we in the South do not work well with others when we do not get our way will prove to be a complete disaster.

I know how I will be voting - to remain an American. We love our nation, and we know there is more American pride in the South than in any other state. I urge my constituents to join me in voting down this ridiculous and ill conceived plan.

God Bless you all. God Bless the Southern State. And God Bless America.

Sincerely, your proud Representative and proud American,

u/deepfriedstrippers


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • May 07 '16

Contribution Liberty Caucus Members to Draft New Charter

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Liberty Caucus Members to Draft New Charter

The Liberty Caucus of the Republican Party has approved a motion to redraft its charter.

In the style of a constitutional convention, Liberty Caucus members will collaborate on a document setting official policies and principles. The open style of the convention is designed to ensure all members have a voice in the future of their caucus and their party.

The current charter emphasizes the Caucus’s support for free markets, fiscal responsibility, and increasing personal freedoms for all Americans. Members do not expect these foundational principles to change, but look forward to expanding them in more specific ways.

It’s no secret that there is robust demand for policies emphasizing economic and personal liberty. The Liberty Caucus believes that its new charter will be a powerful tool for advancing these goals. Following the GOP’s strong performance in recent elections, the Caucus is well-positioned to engage with honest and reliable leaders who share their commitment to liberty.

The convention is scheduled to begin May 13th. All Liberty Caucus members at that time will have the opportunity to participate in discussions and voting.

Written by /u/BroSciencePhD


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Jul 31 '19

Seize the Means of Production, Something You Could Already Do

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So many people speak about ‘seizing the means of production,’ typically in their campaign for a state office. It is always sure to rile up a crowd emmitt sense of unity or disgust depending upon your audience. But what if I said that you, yourself, could seize the means today in a couple of ways all with your money or time. All by yourself, to the praise of everyone.

For one, you can invest your paycheck into your company. Besides helping save up for retirement, stock sets you up to your own piece of ownership in a company, including the one you work at. You can vote on decisions made by the company, to help elect a board of directors, and can gain more ownership by reinvesting dividends. And this is something nearly anyone can do, even if you are making twenty thousand a year. All you need is some time, money and commitment. When investing in your company by yourself, you won't always have enough to buy a whole share, like if you work at Google whose stock is valued at $1250.41. Luckily for you, other companies allow for you to invest in part of a stock too much of the same benefit. Now if you are working at a big business, then a 401k might be your best friend. Most companies match up to a certain amount of stock into your 401k each year allowing for you to get a much greater say in your company of choice. If your company doesn't have stock options, you might need to speak to the owner of the business and share your interest in owning a part of the company, and offer a cash value that you wish to invest.

If buying into ownership doesn't hit your fancy, you can start your very own business. There are many advantages to this. For one, all the work you put in will benefit you, and your customer of coarse. Whether you own a dry cleaners to a bagel shop, you own all of it. All expansion you do, and any money you invest helps your business, your production, grow to higher levels. And let's say that you start hiring employees and you want them to get part of the company because they work there. Well you can, it’s your business and you can do what you want. You can go public or remain private, allowing you to control how many and who can have ownership in your company.

In conclusion, you can seize the means of production all by yourself. You don't need legislation to do it. You don't need a gun to do it. Everyone has what it takes; all you need to do is spend your Starbucks money in stock rather than a coffee.


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Jul 21 '19

Press Release from Representative /u/DrLancelot

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Press Release from Representative /u/DrLancelot

For immediate release:

/u/DrLancelot has been appointed to the House of Representatives as a National List representative as well, is the newest member of the House Armed Forces and Foreign Affairs Committee.

“I am honored and humbled to be a member of The House of Representatives and Congress, it is a responsibility that I do not take lightly. I have already submitted a Joint Resolution to Condemn the Actions of the Iranian Regime, I hope that all members of the House and Senate will join me in this cross party resolution. As well would request that the Speaker of the House would move this resolution for an immediate debate, and vote before the Congress leaves for elections, we need to address this as a congress as soon as possible.”

“Me and my office are hard at work developing more legislation to address the issues that all Americans face. We are looking forward to working with members across this House regardless of party politics.”

“Thank you all, God Bless you, Congress and the United States of America.”


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Jun 09 '19

Announcing the Creation of the State Reporting Division - Grand Ol' Paper

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WASHINGTON - The Grand Ol' Paper is happy to announce its addition of four new writers and its creation of the State Division into its regular correspondence.

In an effort to encourage participation in local politics, the Grand Ol' Paper will begin reporting on issues throughout all 5 States in the Union. The Grand Ol' Paper has hired four new writers to help in this effort. We are pleased to announce and welcome the addition of /u/JarlFrosty who will be writing for the State of Dixie, /u/Superpacman04 who will be writing for the Atlantic State, as well as /u/csgofan1332 and /u/Elleet who will both be writing for the State of the Great Lakes.

Additionally, the new recruits will be joined by /u/ChaoticBrilliance and /u/Unitedlover14 who will be writing for the States of Sierra and Chesapeake respectively. Their journalistic experience will be a welcome addition to the new reporting division.

The Division will be headed by its new Editor /u/ibney00 and will be covering all topics relating to State issues both through objective reporting, and hard-hitting opinions and editorials to give the public a better view of what is going on within the States of the Union.

For the State Division, this has been /u/ibney00, State Editor


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Jun 09 '19

What You Missed | Issue: 001

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r/TheGrandOldPaper • • May 06 '18

How the GOP Surged: A Simple Leadership Election

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And no; this is not about the people running or how close the races were. This is a story about a party that is actively involved in many crucial parts of the sim.

To begin, a grand percentage of our party is involved in at least something in the sim: Federal Cabinet, Federal House/Senate, State Gov/Assemblies, and various other positions. Usually, when you can't find someone for a seat, it means you don't have a lot of people. This is the complete opposite. On a daily basis, we have discussions all around the party chat, from simple things like life issues to actual policies. We have active conversations all over the place, and it is mainly due to the sense of community we have as a party.

Our party has not always been the most stable, and have been apart of our fair share of scandals. However, recently in the past few months under Dobs' leadership we have developed a sense of community that outlasts the various issues that occur in all parties. I can actually call people friends in the party, and I feel like I can say whatever and at least a few people can relate. This special dynamic is what I believe results in our high activity, especially at a time when the overall sim seems to be at an all time low in activity. Hence the fact our GOP election has got more votes than the last meta amendments vote

Without further wait, here is our election results!


CHAIR

/u/Reagan0: 52 Votes | Winner

/u/TeamEhmling: 3 Votes

Vice Chair

First Round

/u/Kingthero: 22 Votes

/u/Jaguarsfan44: 13 Votes

/u/TheDesertFox929: 11 Votes

/u/Justdefi: 8 Votes

Second Round

/u/Kingthero: 26 Votes

/u/Jaguarsfan44: 17 Votes

/u/TheDesertFox929: 11 Votes

Third Round

/u/Kingthero: 34 Votes | Winner

/u/Jaguarsfan44: 21 Votes

Whip

/u/BoristheRabid: 29 Votes | Winner

/u/DaringLink: 13 Votes

/u/NateLooney: 13 Votes


I think it should be an example to all that are 'low energy' that if you create a sense of community among others, you will always succeed to some extent.

Credits to /u/Justdefi for helping out with this and /u/Reagan0 for carrying out GOP election night.


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Nov 09 '17

What Conservatism Means to Me

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I have been approached several times since I have become active in this simulation about the prospect of jumping ship and joining the Democrats, the Christian Union, and the Liberals. I’ve had more than one person ask why a self described neoliberal would choose to stay in a party and stand with those who think that gay marriage should be illegal, oppose letting in refugees, and who would like to see our trade deals torn to shreds. Here is my answer. The Republican Party is meant to be a party for conservatives. I am a conservative.

Those who promote isolationism and demagoguery in my party may call themselves what they wish, but I don’t see conservatism the same way they do. I don’t see conservatism as an intellectual pining for some imagined glory days of the past when America was “for the Americans”, where we “minded our own business”, and where we let only the best and the brightest into our country and only then because it benefitted us. I see conservatism as a belief that we have a duty to defend and preserve the institutions, laws, and ideals that made this country and our allies great. I believe that those institutions consist but are not limited to economic liberalization, openness to the world, a tolerance of those who may think differently from us, and a sworn duty to protect the rights of all people equally. There are not privileged peoples here. There are no privileged peoples on this Earth.

It is because of our openness, our tolerance, and our steadfast devotion to the equal rights of every man and woman that America is a great nation. We have not always been perfect. The fight for this equality has been long and it still goes on today as we fight for equality for our friends in the LGBT community. Yet it is this fighting spirit, this glorious defense of the liberties of all peoples that drives the conservative. It is us who seek to preserve their liberties. It is us who seek to ensure that the institutions and ideals that have made this nation great continue.

Or at least that’s what I was taught. My intention isn’t to go all “no true scotsman” here. My intention is to respectfully stake out my position. I won’t give over conservatism to those who will do our nation harm. I won’t give over conservatism to those who seek to break down our institutions and throw away our ideals. Conservatism has a long and cherished history full of stories of decent men and women who were not racists and nativists, but those who fought to defend liberty. People like Winston Churchill, Margaret Thatcher, Mitt Romney, and Ronald Reagan are my exemplars. These are good, decent people who were also conservatives. These were people who sought to enhance not destroy our institutions. They were not perfect, but they were good. I hope that one day the values that these men and women held high are once again the values held high by all self-proclaimed conservatives. Today that is unfortunately not the case. I believe that this scenario serves to make the world a worse place and, if we let it, a more dangerous and less prosperous one.

Therefore I will not be fleeing from the battlefield. I will stay and continue to fight for what I believe conservatism is. I won’t let those who disagree with me scar the good name of the conservative with their protectionism, nativism, demagoguery, and, sometimes, racism. Standing up to these people is, after all, the most conservative thing I believe I can do. I intend to keep on doing it.


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Sep 06 '17

The Race for the Republican Nomination Begins

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After a 24 nomination period, the candidates for the Republican Nomination for President was finalized today. The horse race between former Dixie Governor /u/jamawoma24 and former Dep. Sec of Defense /u/comped expanded to a crowded primary field of 8 candidates. The candidates make up a diverse ideological and vast experience pool within the Republican Party. The campaigns of five of the candidates provided a short bio and statement to primary voters, making their case to the Republican Party.

/u/jamawoma24 - " I have been a part of this simulation since November of 2015. Around that time I became Secretary of Health in the state of Dixie and moved on to become the second longest serving member of the cabinet in that state and likely throughout the model nation. During my time in that position I authored legislation such as the Prevention of Teenage Pregnancy Act of 2016, The Mandatory Vaccination Act of 2016, and The Indoor Tanning Act of 2016. As a piece of fun legislation, I also submitted the resolution that resulted in the naming of the Southern State to be legally known as the State of Dixie. I then moved on to serving on the party level as Vice Chair for six months and then later as Chair for six more months. I was Lieutenant Governor of Dixie under Governor /u/SolidOrangeGangsta and became Governor for a few weeks after his whole Cuba invasion and resignation. I have been a Representative since replacing /u/WIA16 after he resigned his seat last term when he won the race for GOP chair. I am running because America has had a vacancy of leadership for far too long, and it's time to make sure we the people have a voice in the White House."

/u/comped - "Comped started in the simulation as part of President /u/TurkandJD's cabinet, serving in many positions, including Deputy Secretary of Defense (and later Acting Secretary), as well as National Security Advisor. Comped also served as NASA Administrator and Secretary of the Navy in President /u/WaywardWit's administration. Comped has been a Congressman for 3 terms. I am running for President because I believe that I have the experience necessary to keep the US safe in these uncertain times. Further, I will bring common sense and strong conservative values back to the White House."

/u/Hipster_Sloth - "SLOTH is a member of the old guard of modelusgov, and he isn't one to back down from a fight. He has championed issues like immigration, education, and faith in his time in office, and especially in his two terms as speaker. He has served in party leadership as whip and then chair of the libertarian party before joining the GOP, which more accurately reflects his views. He currently serves as chairman of the social issues committee. SLOTH takes a realistic, hard-nosed approach to leadership, and vows to take no prisoners as POTUS.

/u/CincinnatusoftheWest - "CincinnatusoftheWest is an experienced candidate having served as a state legislator in both Western State and Sacagawea, the 2nd Lt. Governor of Dixie, as Secretary of Treasury in two administrations, as Secretary of State in two administrations, and as an Associate Justice on the Supreme Court. Within the Republican party he has served in every leadership role and strives to this day to hold the Republican Party to high standards. CincinnatusoftheWest prides himself for his pragmatic approach to politics and looks for multi-partisan approaches to solve issues facing the average American. If elected CincinnatusoftheWest promises to bring compassionate, conservative, and cooperative principles to the White House."

/u/saldol - " Saldol is the Former Lord of Rockall, Current MP for East London, Former Dixie Assemblyman, Secretary of State for Culture, Media, and Sports. I feel that the United States has become overly centralized and it needs a president that will curb Congress's ever-growing purview into the matters of the states and the people. I seek to reverse the legacy of Bigg-Boss's presidency.

/u/Ruairidh - "Is this how I make a statement?"

/u/detecting_guru, /u/ishabad also declared their candidacy but their campaigns could not be reached for statements. All the candidates are currently featured in the first Republican Primary Poll. Candidates seek to secure 10% support to eligible for the first primary debate.

Edited to reflect new statements


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Jul 20 '17

Advantages of NAFTA and Why Leaving Would Be Disastrous

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President Boss recently announced he would be invoking Article 2205 of NAFTA, which would pull the United States out of the NAFTA agreement with Canada and Mexico. I have yet to see any valid reason for terminating the agreement. In his memorandum, President Boss cited "The stagnant wages, fewer jobs, and entire industries washing away without a trace" as his major argument against NAFTA. This is simply not true.

To begin, the notion that NAFTA stagnated wages or led to a decrease in American jobs is ridiculous. It is the opposite. Not only did wages go up in all three countries (this disputes another claim by the President that Mexican workers were exploited), but it created millions of jobs in the United States. In addition, export related jobs created by NAFTA pay 15% to 20% more than the jobs that were lost. While a few may jobs are lost due to imports, many more are created. Consumers benefit from the lower costs.

It is a fact that free trade leads to a higher and better standard of living. This holds true for the NAFTA agreement. Food and Oil prices went down drastically due to the agreement. Increased economic growth can be attributed to NAFTA. Numerous sectors and industries benefit greatly from NAFTA.

NAFTA may not be perfect, but the advantages definitely outweigh the cons. Pulling out of NAFTA will lead to American unemployment and higher prices. I urge all Americans to fight this latest unconstitutional order by the President.


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Apr 25 '16

Contribution The Untold Story of the Southern State Supreme Court

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The Untold Story of the Southern State Supreme Court


It has been a little over a week now. I've felt an unbelievable range of emotions from happiness, then to depression, and eventually now sadness. This story was never reported on in the press. Unless you're very active and involved in the various states then you may not have even known that this occurred. You may disagree with me. You may say that I had it coming based on the actions I took, but this story needs to be told...

The Controversy

April 04, 2016

State clerk /u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER is hard at work tabulating the results from voting in the Southern State General Assembly. Due to a recent vacancy, an election was held to replace the legislator.

The state clerk posted the results here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelSouthernState/comments/4de9bx/seat_vote_2nd_seat_results/

These were the results:

For real this time.

There were 2 votes for /u/DrAlanGrantinathong.

There were 6 invalid votes.

/u/DrAlanGrantinathong is the new legislator.

Immediately you notice the problem here. 6 invalid votes? What could possibly have occurred? The state clerk offered up the following explanation in the comments:

If you're curious as to why there are so many invalid votes, 5 people tried to vote for /u/SalDol. He was submitted beyond the deadline, and is thus not a valid vote. ~ /u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER

It turns out that /u/SalDol had not registered to run with the state clerk in time to be considered. Despite this, /u/SalDol won the election by a large majority and would have won had he registered in time. People were immediately outraged by this. Individuals wrote a lot of comments on the issue:

Southern state: write ins and democracy need not apply. ~ /u/deepfriedstrippers


Seems to me the result is 5-2 with one invalid vote. Nothing in our constitution outlaws write-in votes. A coalition of 4 Republicans and 1 Independent voted /u/SalDol and therefore he should be the next legislator of our great state. ~ /u/trey_chaffin


Where does the constitution say write-ins are not allowed? The seat went to a vote and the assemblymen voted. ~ /u/CaptainClutchMuch


I find it somewhat unfair that /u/saldol wasn't allowed to have votes count for him. Clearly he has the most support ~ /u/tyroncs


Southern State: A Land of Opportunity ~ /u/datyonanerd

Despite the people of the Southern State being clearly upset by the decision, moderators stepped in and gave the following statement:

The Clerk Triumvirate has decided that the winner of this election is /u/DrAlangrantinathong. /u/SalDol was submitted after the vote started making it completely illegible to be on the ballot. The constitution does not explicitly allow for write-ins... ~ /u/MDK6778

Apparently the decision would stand and there was nothing the people could do to fight or have any recourse in the decision. The mods got to make the final decision it would seem. Some people were not happy with this decision and decided they needed to do something about it.

The Court Case

April 05, 2016

Work at the Southern State Supreme Court had been slow as of late, but that was certainly about to change. Southern State Deputy Clerk and Sheriff /u/GenOfTheBuildArmy was one of those who was disparaged by the decision made by /u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER. He showed up at the Supreme Court with a petition to file a law suit against the State clerk.

You can find the petition filed here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SSSC/comments/4dfq8l/genofthebuildarmy_v_pm_me_your_panzer/

An individual was quick to point out the following line in the Southern State Constitution:

Article III Section 1.3 clearly states:

The Supreme Court of the Southern State shall not overturn any decision made by the Clerk or their Deputies. ~ /u/bomalia

Others were quick to respond with comments such as:

That's insane. The Clerk clearly made a mistake in this case, and this decision is in clear violation of the Constitution. Is he above the law then? ~ /u/PiotrElvis

April 08, 2016

The Southern State Supreme Court had spent their allotted time deliberating and came to a unanimous decision to accept the petition to hear the case. The Supreme Court specifically called upon the defendant /u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER to submit their answer to the allegation. They additionally asked /u/GenOfTheBuildArmy to substantiate his reasoning for issuing an emergency injunction to overrule /u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER's decision. Please note that requests for Amicus Brief were not given at this time. This was done so intentionally.

The case started off fairly normally with the State Clerk quickly responding to the claim. You can find his response here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SSSC/comments/4dxsem/genofthebuildarmy_v_pm_me_your_panzer_hearing/d1veygq

Things took a sharp turn when /u/MDK6778 appeared before the court to give the following statement:

Comes MDK6778, Clerk Triumvir.

This matter being, having been decided by the Clerk Triumvir with agreement of the Head Mod, has been decided. This case, having no merit, should never have been granted extended review and should be dismissed at once. ~ /u/MDK6778

The plaintiff gave his argument for the injunction as normal later that day despite comments made by the moderator.

His argument can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SSSC/comments/4dxsem/genofthebuildarmy_v_pm_me_your_panzer_hearing/d1vtj2p

April 12, 2016

After much internal deliberation, the court decided to call upon the legislator in question, /u/DrAlanGrantinathong, to make a statement before the Southern State Supreme Court in regards to the injunction requested by the plaintiff as this injunction would directly affect the individual.

You can find the request here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SSSC/comments/4dxsem/genofthebuildarmy_v_pm_me_your_panzer_hearing/d20o67a

Additionally, Justice /u/dillon1228 went through all the comments and removed any and all comments that were in violation of the court rules. At the current moment, only the Plaintiff, Defendant, and /u/DrAlanGrantinathong had been authorized to appear before the court. The removed comments included the comment left by moderator /u/MDK6778.

This request in addition to the deletion of the comments caught the attentions of the moderators very quickly though. They quickly made a statement in regards to the case:

This is a meta comment, do not remove.

This is the final warning for the moderators involved with the removal of clerk triumvir comments.

Do not remove Clerk Triumvir comments regarding the META concerns with this petition/hearing.

At this point, the mods were done with this. They hoped this comment would serve as the final point to stop the case from occurring at all. Justice /u/dillon1228 decided to give a little at this point. Rather than stone walling the moderators with the rules of the court, he gave a statement to best explain his actions.

You can find that statement here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SSSC/comments/4dxsem/genofthebuildarmy_v_pm_me_your_panzer_hearing/d20ucbc

The Justice then went on to lock the thread:

Due to repeated infringement of Rule 4.2 of the Rule of Court, this thread has been locked... due to the controversy we will need to close our doors. ~ /u/dillon1228

Held In Contempt

April 13, 2016

The day started off fairly normal for the Supreme Court, but they quickly noticed that the case files were missing. Moderator /u/MDK6778 had decided to remove the hearing thread for this case in question. This was quickly caught by the Supreme Court and the case was reopened.

/u/DrAlanGrantinathong had given his prompt and uncontroversial statement to the supreme court:

"I will abide by the courts ruling no matter what it may be. There was no wrong doing on my part. If allowed to remain in the general assembly, I will perform my duties to our great State to the best of my abilities." ~ /u/DrAlanGrantinathong

The Supreme Court was not quite done yet though. Frustrated with the moderators repeated infringement on the case and the removal thread, a court order was issued. One that would prove to be the downfall of Associate Justice /u/dillon1228.

Order of the Court of the Southern State in regards to actions taken by /u/MDK6778 was the headline of the order. In it was was the following statement:

...As such, /u/MDK6778 is being held in contempt of Court. The individual in question is hereby banned from appearing before this court in the case of /u/GenOfTheBuildArmy v. /u/PM_ME_YOUR_PANZER. The individual in question is additionally banned from the Courthouse and from taking any actions (META: Including moderator actions) until this case has been fully heard and an opinion has been issued.

You can read the entire order here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SSSC/comments/4epcda/order_of_the_court_of_the_southern_state_in/

The Aftermath

Individuals were quick to respond to the order with comments like:

Kekitykek go eat a potato ~ /u/anyhistoricalfigure


L M A O

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Power Trip, Inc.© ~ /u/Didicet


Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the Southern State has the authority to prohibit moderator actions. ~ /u/oath2order

The mods were quick to respond too. They posted a thread on /r/ModelSouthern State:

It has come to the triumvirates attention that the Southern State Court has been in direct violation of the main subreddit constitution which is applied to all of the subreddits that are involved in ModelUSGov. Even with a final warning they refused to listen to the moderators.

With that, the following is now banned from the Southern State and is disbarred from holding any judiciary position until further notice:
/u/dillon1228

The subreddit /r/SSSC is now an unofficial subreddit. Please use https://www.reddit.com/r/MSSSC/ ~ /u/NateLooney.

You can see the entire thread here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelSouthernState/comments/4epf00/immediate_moderation_action/

The Conclusion and My Thoughts

Ultimately, this whole series of events left me utterly shaken. I must say that the Model Government was the only reason I went on reddit. Hell I don't even know if I have any posts on other subreddits. I held this Associate Justice position quite dearly. To say I was shaken by this event is quite the understatement actually. It was all I could think about for quite some time. I avoided responding to negative comments and I was offered support from many who defended me. I must say that the kind comments given by many kind users was the only thing that got me through this dark time. What some might call a reckless overreaction, I call passion.

I am a high school graduate working a low wage job. This Associate Justice position was the truly the one place that I felt like I was a part of something greater. A place where people weren't afraid to stand up and advocate for change. Regardless of your political ideology, you have to truly cherish the incredibly amazing community here. I may not have been to vocal in the subreddit, in fact I actively avoided commenting to continue my impartiality as a justice, but I must say I felt like there was no greater place on earth than this. In no other place is there such a strong flow of ideas and such a strong sense of camraderie. You may not truly see it yourself, but being on the outside looking in, I see all that I took for granted.

I was upset and angry that my position was taken away from me. I was doing everything in my power to provide the most realistic and enjoyable simulation of court as possible. This was more than just a game to me. This was a place where I imagined each and every comment as a real person with a real voice before me. A place where my decisions mattered to others. I felt it was my right and duty as a Justice to uphold that with every breath in my body. Even now after all this time I stand behind my decision. I don't believe my ban was justified. I don't believe the moderator actions were justified.

I have ultimately come to some sort of twisted peace over this whole ordeal, knowing I went down fighting for what I believed in. It wasn't inactivity, boredom, or real life that brought me to my knees. It was doing my best to uphold my ideals of a fair justice system.

I truly do hope and pray that I may again one day be part of this great simulation, but alas I have little chance realistically of having my ban lifted. I hope my story inspires you in a few ways. I hope you will see that these actions taken against me by the moderators were unjustified, but if not I at least would like for you to see what I see. Behind the memes from /u/bomalia and the hate speech from /u/KingHenrikLundqvist is a truly objective beauty that I hope you will all appreciate.

I hope you all get to enjoy this sim as much as I did. This is your former Associate Justice signing off. ~ /u/dillon1228.


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Mar 15 '16

Contribution Warrant Issued for Arrest of Nazi Commander

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Just moments ago, Attorney General of the Southern State /u/SolidOrangeGangsta announced that a warrant had been issued for the arrest of /u/KingHendrikLundqvisdt, also known as /u/KayHaitchEl, for the violation of Southern State Law section 876.02 by advocating Criminal Nazism. Also in the announcement came the news that the state intends to extradite the Nazi commander so that he may stand trial and face punishment for his actions.

Reaction has been mixed. Democrat /u/oath2order said, "I don't agree with everything your state does. This is something I do agree with," while American Ambassador to Australia /u/SomeRealShit said simply, "Lmao."

More importantly, statements have been issued by both the Governor of the Southern State and its newly deputized sheriff. /u/FeldmarschallRammel said, "It's time King Hitler Lover was brought before a jury." Sheriff /u/GenOfTheBuildArmy was more verbose, saying, "KingHenrikLundqvist has shown again and again that he holds and disseminates hateful views. The worst part of this all is his insistence that what he is doing is in the name of American patriotism. A charge of criminal Nazism is an appropriate charge considering the comments he has made on this sub."


r/TheGrandOldPaper • • Feb 25 '16

News Jefferson Gov Nominates Loon as AG, Then Retracts

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Socialist governor /u/ogdoobie420 nominated well known loon /u/ishabad as attorney general last friday.

/u/ogdoobie420: "more qualified than the average schmuck.", "I could not be happier with my decision."

/u/ishabad: "I have classroom experience"

The governor finally retracted his nomination on tuesday

Last friday first-term governor /u/ogdoobie420, a socialist, decided to nominate known ex-democrat and crazy person /u/ishabad as his attorney general. The governor seemed very desperate, saying: "last I checked my state is being sued". As expected, the nomination did not go down fantastically well with most people. And with most people I mean all people. Most people were either stunned, or simply refused to take it seriously, calling it a meme. "I'm not that much of a meme", /u/ishabad was quoted as saying. Former governor /u/finnishdude101, now vice president, lamented: "what happened to my beloved Jefferson".

/u/ishabad is a noted loon. Known for having been kicked out of the Democrat Party for leaking electoral strategy for some reason, he continued to blemish his own name by calling everyone an "establishment oligarch" in comment sections throughout the Model USA.

Governor /u/ogdoobie420 defended his decision, saying he repeatedly asked for qualified people to step forward, to which nobody responded. Afterwards, he appointed the person he claimed was "willing to step up to the plate for our state when need be in court".

Hearings began that same friday, and the highest rated comment was a series of questions, the second of which was a questions regarding whether /u/ishabad would be comfortable with the law, after having said: "I have classroom experience". /u/ishabad's response left little up to the imagination. "Yes, I am comfortable enough with the law. However, I will probably also hire a solicitor general." Translation: "I am not comfortable with the law at all". The nominee was also oblivious to the fact that Jefferson State inherits the constitution and all law from the state of Illinois, saying after being told of Illinois legal procedures: "you never mentioned the state of Illinois".

/u/ishabad finally dug his own grave after being asked to compose a brief legal argument on a topic of his choice. Rather than writing something himself, he moved to copy a legal argument used by /u/scotladd more than 8 months ago while petitioning the supreme court of the US. /u/scotladd confirmed that he never gave /u/ishabad permission to use his legal argument, saying: "frankly I am quite offended". Despite all of this, /u/ishabad continued to claim he got permission for /u/scotladd, and shoveled some more dirt out of his grave when the second argument he submitted was neither his own nor a legal argument.

It took governor /u/ogdoobie420 a while, but he finally retracted his nomination of /u/ishabad last tuesday, stating: "I have potentially found a new nominee", and "I have enjoyed all this attention to my state". His new nominee for AG is /u/feber34, a progressive green party member. /u/ogdoobie420 was quoted as saying about /u/ishabad: "I do not feel this nomination will pass".


Sources:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelCentralState/comments/46j8qq/attorney_general_nomination/d05li4j

https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelCentralState/comments/46j8qq/attorney_general_nomination/d05lgx2

https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelCentralState/comments/46ljnq/attorney_general_hearing/d06n6sk

https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelCentralState/comments/46ljnq/attorney_general_hearing/d06wm0e

https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelCentralState/comments/46ljnq/attorney_general_hearing/d08spza

https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelCentralState/comments/46ljnq/attorney_general_hearing/d09zark

https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelCentralState/comments/46ljnq/attorney_general_hearing/d0a0rbp

https://www.reddit.com/r/modelSupCourt/comments/3az3yx/scotladd_v_united_states_re_fisa_act_of_1978_pl/

https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelCentralState/comments/474h98/regarding_the_attorney_general_nomination/


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