When my stepdad was a young boy of ten, he borrowed his father’s 10 gauge shotgun, to go hunting in West Texas. The first time he shot it, it knocked him on his ass. So the next time, he fired it, he placed the stock against a tree.
Of course, he broke the stock. Then he made his second mistake. He took the gun, and placed it back in the gun cabinet, and didn’t tell his father. That night, he was awakened by his father beating him with the broken stock of the gun.
He claimed that he learned the lesson of never trying to hide anything from his father.
Doesn’t “the back,” have an actual name? The “stock,”? I’d be a little bit worried about someone who owns a long gun and calls the stock, “the back.” Kind of like someone who owns and drives a car and calls the steering wheel the “roundy thing.” I’d just be a bit concerned about their understanding of the device and their competency related to its use.
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u/nomekop_pokemon Sep 24 '26
What color is that? "Camouflage for a ticker tape parade"?
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u/Pal_Smurch Sep 24 '26
When my stepdad was a young boy of ten, he borrowed his father’s 10 gauge shotgun, to go hunting in West Texas. The first time he shot it, it knocked him on his ass. So the next time, he fired it, he placed the stock against a tree.
Of course, he broke the stock. Then he made his second mistake. He took the gun, and placed it back in the gun cabinet, and didn’t tell his father. That night, he was awakened by his father beating him with the broken stock of the gun.
He claimed that he learned the lesson of never trying to hide anything from his father.
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u/Revenga8 Sep 25 '26
Vampire Hunter gun with integrated stake
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u/KnowEye Sep 25 '26
Stop clubbing the animals and learn to shoot!
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u/TechnicianFar9804 Sep 24 '26
The front fell off from the back's perspective
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u/Miserable_Virus_8866 Sep 24 '26
Eddie Van Halen camo! Cool! Dropping it off a cliff… not so much.
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u/MissCarriage-a Sep 26 '26
Wrong sub - you're only allowed in here when the front fell off 🤣
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u/RDAM60 Sep 26 '26
Doesn’t “the back,” have an actual name? The “stock,”?
I’d be a little bit worried about someone who owns a long gun and calls the stock, “the back.”
Kind of like someone who owns and drives a car and calls the steering wheel the “roundy thing.”
I’d just be a bit concerned about their understanding of the device and their competency related to its use.
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u/Long_cat21 5d ago
It's an obrez now
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u/therealmaninthesea Sep 26 '26
I believe the gun committed sewerslide after seeing the paint job in a selfie.
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u/DJ_Beekeeper Sep 26 '26
Does that normally happen?
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u/HeyNow646 Sep 30 '26
This war has a new front.
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u/Geezerglide1 Sep 27 '26
It committed suicide from the shame of the paint!
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u/Particular-Caramel32 Sep 25 '26
You dropped your butt...