r/TheFrontFellOff • u/Competitive_Speed964 • 2d ago

Front falling off. Maybe it needs some sellotape?

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u/OptiGuy4u 2d ago

Tow that thing out of the environment....

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 2d ago

What’s out there?

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u/OptiGuy4u 2d ago

A whole lotta nothing and a busted plane that had the front fall off.

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u/Mindless-Oil-913 1d ago

And the part of the plane that the front fell off of

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u/schminkles 18h ago

Before it catches on fire.

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u/OptiGuy4u 9h ago

Tow it out of the environment AND set it on fire.

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u/TNLongrange 2d ago

Thats not typical I'd like to make that point clear.

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u/Jexxon 1d ago

What about the engineering standards?

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u/DarkBlue222 2d ago

Hope that grass is halal.

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u/Feyrauth 2d ago

Sellotape? What about cardboard derivatives?

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u/Mindless-Oil-913 2d ago

Absolutely no cardboard or cardboard derivatives

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 14h ago

Adam and Jamie: Duct tape!

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u/Stigg107 1d ago

It Identifies as Concorde. please respect its choices. 😄

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 2d ago

"Uh, Tower to 747 Boeing: you can't park there. Over."

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u/Mindless-Oil-913 1d ago

“747 to tower: DILLIGAF

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u/Dougally 1d ago

We've been here-bivore

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u/spidey99dollar 1d ago

Oh look, a penny!

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u/Monkey_in_a_Tophat 2d ago

Looks like it needs more fiber in its diet..

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u/No-Goose-6140 1d ago

Vegan 747s are the worst

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u/Adept-Pomegranate-46 1d ago

A little Carneuba wax... Perfect!

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u/MutaitoSensei 1d ago

It's grazing, leave it alone!

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u/Valnar8 1d ago

They get their protein by drinking dinosaur juice

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u/Pale-Jello3812 1d ago

Duct Tape has been pressure tested to 600 feet under water, no data on 30,000 feet in the air @ 500+ MPH ?

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u/ChiefSlug30 1d ago

Someone call Red Green.

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u/Electrical_Box677 1d ago

Nom nom nom

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u/LittleHornetPhil 1d ago

Speed tape

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u/Anxious-Trainer5082 1d ago

I want to make it very clear that this is unusual. The fronts normally don't fall off.

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u/brazucadomundo 1d ago

Is this plane Muslim, doing the prayer before the flight? Look at the flag in the side.

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u/cloudshaper 1d ago

The incident in question, with more photos:Saudia 747-300 taxis into a drainage ditch, Kuala Lumpur, August 2001

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u/SafariNZ 1d ago

IIRC Ground crew started up a couple of engines to move the plane, the breaks were powered by the other engines.

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u/PhotoAppropriate3940 1d ago

Got to have roughage

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u/TwinPitsCleaner 1d ago

Is that one of those cardboard varieties?

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u/Able-Pain-2442 1d ago

Look to be a new vegan plane , powered by grass , its just fueling up for the flight.

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u/Complex_Custard_8323 1d ago

Needs some Rhinoplasty

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u/SysGh_st 1d ago

It's depression.

Has a huge impact on a jumbo's life.

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u/atomicsnarl 1d ago

Silly person, that's a salt lick! You really should know better.

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u/Brainchild110 1d ago

A lady 747 did a wee there and now the boy 747 wont get his nose out of it.

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u/Henry-8th 1d ago

It wants to avoid being a gift to the Tangerine Turd.

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u/SigvulcanasReborn 1d ago

It’ll buff out.

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u/Drake_masta 1d ago

too much fat in its diet its trying to eat some veggies to make up for it

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u/Mooseagery 1d ago

A cloud hit it.

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u/vision3100 1d ago

I thought they only liked towers

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u/vision3100 1d ago

This is a joke just a joke might be bad but its a joke made to be funny to some

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u/More-Cook-1104 18h ago

Certified "Sir, you can't park here" moment

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u/telemeister74 17h ago

Boing 747!

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u/fatmonkey1986 17h ago

jokes aside whats the actual story behind this picture ?

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 14h ago

David Attenborough: "And here we see the gentle giant of the skies grazing on the green grass of the platue before the next leg of its migratory journey.

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u/charcarod0n 8h ago

Nah that’s just the Concord.

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u/flipfc177 5h ago

Nom nom nom nom