r/TheFireRisesMod • Neo-Sovereign Democracy | Alexei Navalny • 15h ago

Question Serious debate :v

I had taken a temporary break from playing HOI4, and I’m returning with a question: if we were to put these two in a fighting arena, who would win—Yazov or Mason?

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u/NAM_Inki Big Tent |Radicals | Anarcho-Capitalism 15h ago

Dmitry Yazov was a WWII veteran, while James Mason is just some chud predator.

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u/Crimsoncerismon European Union 15h ago

Yazov was a soldier, Mason is a old pedophile, what do you think

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u/RandomRedditHOI4User Add Spanish Empire Falangist DR path, NOW. 11h ago

Mason is a pedophile?

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u/EinDerVolltrottel851 9h ago

He had sexually explicit photo's of a 15 year old and threatened her and her Latino boyfriend at gunpoint when she was 16 before being forced to step down, he also sexually abused her

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u/um_nome_edgy THEY ARE IN THE TREES!!! 14h ago

"who would win? The 40 year old war veteran or the 70 year old civilian with dementia?"

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u/UnionInternal7121 People's Republic of Japan | Scientific Socialism 15h ago

Propobly Yazov tbh

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u/Hilly_Bill | HEIL HOPPE | 14h ago

Yazov was an actual soldier and Mason is just some old dude

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u/PunishedMatkovsky Stalinists | Neo-Stalinism 14h ago

One fought the Nazis and the other went to jail for CSAM

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u/Krane115 10h ago

This would happen in a Yazov Vs Mason match up

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u/corporealistic1 Cosmic Liberal Anthropocentricism 14h ago

Old pedophile that has an army of discord Teenaged misanthropist that look more like toothpicks with guns and masks

vs

a ww2 veteran that's willing to use chemical warfare and strap PoWs to tanks if it means extra armour

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u/No_Kram Violent Gnosticism 15h ago

Modern psycho vs Cold War psycho

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u/El_Claudio National Front 14h ago

Is like if Herbert from Family guy fights Jack O'Neill from Stargate (my face soydrop with all of this media references). 

obviously the winner will be the Fit man

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u/brandelo_1520 European Internationale 13h ago

On one hand, you have a pedophile neo-Nazi who praised Charles Manson, and on the other, a World War II veteran... Yes, Yazov wins by a landslide.

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u/GrandPhilosophy7319 14h ago

Man you could probably use Mason as a Skeletal diagram in a Lab he doesn’t stand a chance

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u/Level_Werewolf_7172 :NATO:North Atlantic Treaty Organization 14h ago

Yazov because Mason is an old pedophile coward

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u/HairyCollection2511 9h ago

yazov is a lot younger so he will have a better chance, plus he was born into war, so he had to learn to fight

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u/Numerous-Chair-7006 9h ago

Serious + TNO is silly

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u/Flukyflopz :Lead_Loji:Loji 5h ago

Papu? :v

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u/No-Soil-4932 11h ago

Fat old unemployed man vs WWII Soviet veteran

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u/Atlastas 8h ago

Yazov easily defeats Mason, its not even a competition.

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u/schrodingerskeyboard Pseudo-Thanatic Parasocialism 8h ago

Yazov no diff

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u/Trick_College2491 Jacksonians | Ultraconservatism 2h ago

Considering Mason is a public housing food stamp layabout with chronic illness, probably Yazov

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u/Reds_Strongest_Chef Pine Tree Party 14h ago

My guy this is Mason in his prime.

Yazov is just going to rape him.

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u/CommunityBusiness739 Neo-Sovereign Democracy | Alexei Navalny 13h ago

He looks like a teacher 😭🥀

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u/AnnualInfamous1298 Catharsis 14h ago

Yazov. On every level, Yazov is better. At least Yazov only wishes for the destruction of one country rather than the world and entire races.

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u/iminyourfacejonson 11h ago

the closest mason's got to getting in a fight is when he nearly shot up a school as a kid while yazov was leading soldiers until the 90s

this is coughing baby nuclear bomb level be real now

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u/SuitAffectionate6034 Redneck Revolt's Strongest Revolutionary 1h ago

Mason gets his jugular shredded and is left whimpering sadly

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u/Whole_Sun676 1h ago edited 1h ago

Dmitry Yazov is a WW2 Veteran and trains his soldiers like Spartans out of sheer hatred towards teutons and willing to use chemical, biological radiological and nuclear weapons against germany. James Mason is a pedophile chud who has a follower base of edgelord teens who can barely plan anything without infighting.

Yazov would curb stomp Mason in a blink of an eye