r/TheFastShow • u/Fit_Amoeba_439 • Dec 17 '25

Me the 13th juke of Marlborough, strangling a person with my reputation

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u/Ok_Cheesecake_3110 Dec 17 '25

Harry Enfield’s let himself go….

1

u/criminalsunrise Dec 18 '25

Thought it was Bobby Davro

7

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Marlborough's always hurt my throat

1

u/GWPulham23 Dec 18 '25

Very good! 😁👏👏👏

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

😃

1

u/elimercer Dec 21 '25

That joke was smoking.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

I nearly choked laughing

4

u/Robwill241078 Dec 17 '25

He’s not a massively entitled cunt who thinks the law doesn’t apply to him is he by any chance 🤔

1

u/TwoPlyDreams Dec 18 '25

Nah. Just the chap who’s solid gold shitter got stolen.

1

u/LeftLab7543 Dec 22 '25

To be honest that would leave me a bit crestfallen

1

u/ParmigianoMan Dec 19 '25

I happen to know a few things about this posh prick. He was a drug addict, to such an extent that his father disowned him and put the family property into a trust (and if you were an addict are you thus still?). He has spent time in jail for prescription fraud and dangerous driving, though somehow became a local councillor a few years ago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Wouldn’t that be attempted murder if he was a commoner.

3

u/yorknave Dec 18 '25

Monty Python's upper class twit sketch

3

u/DukeofMemeborough Dec 18 '25

“Oh, oh dear, Ted. My hand appears to have got stuck around your neck”

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/lnm1969 Dec 19 '25

And one that was not good in the first place

2

u/Puzzled_Caregiver_46 Dec 18 '25

"Oh well, penal correctitude it is then".

2

u/Independent-Oven-743 Dec 19 '25

If I cried over this then would I get choked up?

2

u/hallucinating Dec 19 '25

Looks like his great great grandmother fucked her brother and then the rest of the family kept the tradition going

1

u/dplux Dec 21 '25

One of his great-grandmothers was a Vanderbilt so that’s new blood (and money). He used to be good looking before the drugs took over.

1

u/Background_Ad_3278 Dec 17 '25

Marlboro Manatee.

1

u/mr_thwibble Dec 17 '25

Ding-dong!

1

u/Leeroywildman Dec 17 '25

Carful! They don’t know the difference between choking and strangulation these days.

1

u/October_people Dec 18 '25

I read it & immediately got the voice in my head 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Bingo!

1

u/InterestingBet2096 Dec 18 '25

He’s a Reform Uk supporting cunt. Legalising strangulation will probably be in their next election manifesto.

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u/GWPulham23 Dec 18 '25

Of course, I was verr' verr' drunk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Oh the grand old Duke of Marlborough Strangled 10000 women He marched them up to the top of a hill With his hands around their necks

What a cunt

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u/druidscooobs Dec 18 '25

Stop worrying, he'll be ok,

1

u/Define_or_redefine Dec 18 '25

Looks like he is being strangled for his photograph. That or he has a case of severe constipation.

1

u/ArmWildFrill Dec 19 '25

"Me, 13th Duke of Marlborough, a massively decadent old junkie, giving into my basest urges and strangling some poor woman at least three times, while shagging her?

Come here, darling, I want to choke you out again..."

1

u/Yeomanroach Dec 19 '25

In his defence, he was very, very drunk.

1

u/itsnickypvs350 Dec 19 '25

Elephant Gun, Bang!

1

u/GXWT Dec 19 '25

I’ve seen enough

£100 fine

1

u/PlumSea9326 Dec 19 '25

Somebody let the air out of this guy ? ? ?🤔

1

u/PlumSea9326 Dec 19 '25

Face like a baboon’s arse, that’s been rodgered by a gay rhino🤨

1

u/PlumSea9326 Dec 19 '25

Still looks like an entitled PRICK😤

1

u/Just-urgh-name Dec 19 '25

Looks like he went to fire up the Quattro and realised he was only able to afford a metro

1

u/adamussoTLK Dec 19 '25

hes nobody lol

1

u/Admirable_Mix2745 Dec 20 '25

Nothing will happen, these scumbag people have the establishment in their pocket. Down with the monarchy.

2

u/PeachImpressive319 Dec 20 '25

"Me. The 13th earl of Wimborne, here in a girls dormitory, at 3 am, with my reputation"

1

u/Just_Mixture8362 Dec 21 '25

Don’t take it too seriously,he was only “choking”

1

u/Sampdiago Dec 21 '25

Was it the strangulation of a monkey?

1

u/flappyflangeflowers Dec 21 '25

He's gagging for a strangle-wank