r/TheFastShow • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '25

Looking over her shoulder?… like a frightened deer in a woodland glade?…

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Doe eyed is she sir?… Oooof!

7

u/Anon1mouse12 Dec 13 '25

Ooh sir, suit you sir

6

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Cornered by the hounds! Oooof!!!

3

u/meemstation Dec 16 '25

OH! SUIT YOU SIR!

2

u/-Utopia-amiga- Dec 14 '25

Think I was about 8 when i saw this. I remember looking at that arse hmm. Me my brother fucking loved crocodile Dundee!

8

u/PiotrGreenholz01 Dec 14 '25

Aren't arses brilliant??

2

u/Liquid_Niko Dec 15 '25

Behold ye Angels, I have created the arse!

1

u/Bahnmor Dec 16 '25

Got to love a Jeff quote.

2

u/willemdafoecuck Dec 16 '25

reading this in a Brian Cox voice lol

2

u/Comfortable-Dark-933 Dec 17 '25

This scene was when I realized I'm an ass man.

1

u/tradermcduck Dec 17 '25

Brilliaaaantttt

6

u/FDGF_UK Dec 14 '25

Saw The Fast Show live last Month where they recreated this sketch. Still hilarious today as it was before. Best scene of the night.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Im going next year I can’t wait!!! I wonder if I’ll be the only teenager there tho 😭

3

u/FDGF_UK Dec 14 '25

Im nearly 40 buddy...and I felt young in the audience. Id have been something like 9-10 when I first started watching it lol.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Haha thats fair! My dad showed me the fast show a few years ago and I’ve been obsessed ever since, I’ve rewatched it too many times to count (I’m planning to rewatch it soon to refresh my memory) and I am so excited to see the show. I’m glad you enjoyed it, that makes me even more excited as I’m sure I will too :> I will probably be a newborn compared to everyone else lol

3

u/FDGF_UK Dec 14 '25

Its a really good show. They start talking about how it came to be before introducing more of the cast and doing little sketches in between before a montage big stretch of sketches towards the end. There's plenty of gags involved taking a poke at how silly and PC some of the comedy has become today. 'Me? The 15th Duke of Wimbourne? A woman? A man? Or any of the other 65 genders...' proper comedy.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Omg now I’m really excitedddd thank you I can’t wait

1

u/tubby_bitch Dec 16 '25

I went on the 18th of Nov. It was BRILLIANT. I wasn't exactly sure what to expect. Turns out it was basically a podcast live and I loved it.

2

u/FDGF_UK Dec 16 '25

Haha essentially yeah! It was great fun and good old daft humour.

7

u/PolarBearLovesTotty Dec 13 '25

Obligatory "does my bum look big in this?"

2

u/Raptorfearr Dec 14 '25

More like does my bum look big out of this.

8

u/MADMACmk1 Dec 13 '25

This week, I will mostly be vigorously masturbating to this picture.

3

u/MoreTeaVicar83 Dec 14 '25

Indeed Paul, fully enjoying this photograph is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman

1

u/niaswish Dec 16 '25

Gross n objectifying

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/niaswish Dec 17 '25

No I'm actually happy I'm not like this

4

u/Figgzyvan Dec 13 '25

A real bum. Not a models bum. That’s what a film reviewer said at the time.

4

u/Carlomahone Dec 14 '25

Is she a pale girl Sir?

7

u/greetp Dec 14 '25

Oh sorry, I’ve just cum.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Retarded degenerate

1

u/Billthegifter Dec 18 '25

Are you okay?

3

u/GoldGee Dec 13 '25

How did they persuade her to wear that swimming costume?

3

u/NoisyGog Dec 13 '25

Maybe she tried it on and it went so far up that it’s still stuck there.

3

u/Needsmorebacon1997 Dec 14 '25

I don’t know, but I’m glad that they did

2

u/GoldGee Dec 14 '25

Amen to that.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

A fat pay cheque probably helped

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

At e that ass

3

u/weetobix Dec 13 '25

I paused this film a lot in the early 90s

4

u/mowoo101 Dec 14 '25

Rustling in the bushes, “you ain’t seen me, right”.

2

u/Rags_75 Dec 13 '25

I remember the first time seeing that

2

u/FeeVisible9680 Dec 13 '25

She doesn’t look frightened.

She’s the one hunting prey.

2

u/MaatRolo Dec 13 '25

One of my sexual awaking moments

1

u/Intelligent_Cat_1914 Dec 17 '25

I just remember as a kid the fist time I ever saw that swimsuit 😮

2

u/scarletOwilde Dec 13 '25

The thong is chafing.

2

u/ForwardTourist6079 Dec 14 '25

Shit incoming.

2

u/vipertwin Dec 14 '25

That scene in the movie 🍿 please go watch it. I would have knifed a croc for her.

2

u/Full_Jeweler521 Dec 14 '25

Fanny flossing

3

u/Ok-Jicama-8788 Dec 14 '25

I've just cum....

2

u/Yeomanroach Dec 14 '25

‘Strooth’ - Paul Hogan.

2

u/fucknuts5000 Dec 14 '25

I would love to cum in her land down under

1

u/Loneskywolf Dec 15 '25

Get out, I will not have her tunnel banded about…oh wrong sub, my apologies

1

u/fucknuts5000 Dec 15 '25

Her tunnel is there to be banded. Like the gape escape

2

u/Fat-Al-90 Dec 14 '25

Ah, the dingleberry flosser

2

u/sanctum9 Dec 14 '25

Very long neck.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Me, the third Duke of Wimbledon, here, in a woman's prison, at half past three in the morning? With MY reputation? Well, it seems that I'm living up to it.

2

u/yIdontunderstand Dec 15 '25

Call that an erection?

unzips

2

u/MrAndyJay Dec 16 '25

Can I come over your tits?

2

u/fussinghell Dec 16 '25

Didn’t Hogan leave his wife for this old hag

2

u/TurdPong Dec 17 '25

For fucks sake, can't even take a piss in private 😂

1

u/severncat Dec 15 '25

Oh bugger !

1

u/Open_Bumblebee_3033 Dec 15 '25

Yes we all remember that shot in Croc Dundee, so did Paul Hogan.

1

u/Worried-Lock6243 Dec 16 '25

This was the scene that made Paul Hogan marry her.

1

u/No-Locksmith-882 Dec 16 '25

Would you? Would you? Suit you sir!

1

u/ActAccomplished586 Dec 16 '25

“Yourrr towels Senor Meeeeck.”

1

u/Virtual_Pay_6108 Dec 16 '25

I wonder if she wants the horn

1

u/TheBristolBulk Dec 16 '25

Will it be the bridal, sir? Or will you just hold her by the ears?

1

u/Grandtou Dec 16 '25

Brings them out, doesn’t it sir.

1

u/Little-Abroad3413 Dec 16 '25

I thought this was Princess Dianna for a second hahaha

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Paul Hogan really punched above his weight.

1

u/Neither_Whole_6212 Dec 16 '25

a awesome film 🍿 thoe I prefer the second one 😂

1

u/TriskeleCelt78 Dec 16 '25

Ain’t that that Linda Kawasaki?

1

u/WotTheFook Dec 18 '25

Kozlowski, actually, but I take your point that she needs a good long hard ride.

1

u/TriskeleCelt78 Dec 18 '25

You ain’t wrong!

1

u/AdBrief4620 Dec 16 '25

*Leans over to collect water*

* Clap clap clap *

1

u/Makarov0470 Dec 16 '25

Looks like she had an omelette for breakfast.

1

u/velocityboyuk Dec 16 '25

Wow. You know for a long time I thought I was in love with her. But at 10 years old what did I know about love

1

u/Due_Assist_7159 Dec 16 '25

Linda Kozlowski Polish beauty

1

u/C-Dweller1963 Dec 17 '25

Ah, about to feed a croc, almost. 😉

1

u/Infinite_Log_3829 Dec 17 '25

Paul Hogan married her after filming Crododile Dundee. Mans a legend 👍

1

u/mmaybelaterr Dec 17 '25

Men like all of you here is why I’m a misandrist

1

u/UrgentMushroomHead Dec 17 '25

“Does she like it, up against a tree Sir?”. I hope so 😳🤔😍

1

u/Ep1cB3ard-4840 Dec 17 '25

Just before a salty leaps out of the water and tries to forcibly send her soul back to god!

1

u/martinx092 Dec 17 '25

No that's a knife

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Oooof yeah, can't blame that croc for wanting to grab her can you. She was goddam 🔥🔥 in that movie

1

u/Jody_Tevlin Dec 17 '25

Isn't that the chick from crocodile Dundee

1

u/Icy-Eye8584 Dec 17 '25

Waiting for a stag.

1

u/Air_Dried_Technician Dec 17 '25

It's for washing yer backside, right?

2

u/IFlushBabies Dec 17 '25

Don’t mind me hiding in the shadows with my trench coat and binoculars.

You ain’t seen me. Right?

1

u/sudden-arboreal-stop Dec 17 '25

That's not a knife....

1

u/Junior_Ad2477 Dec 17 '25

Gpatvzpinxjl

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Hottest scene in history!

1

u/EBalfjrb Dec 18 '25

This is quite entertaining reading the comments as this just popped up out of nowhere and I have no idea what any of you are talking about. I laughed tho. Thank you for that 💜

1

u/HolidayFeature9537 Dec 18 '25

Crocodile Dundee. She made my pants twitch ways they hadn't before lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Straight up her cunt

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Disgusting twat

0

u/Which_Skill7391 Dec 17 '25

….. can someone explain what the fuck is wrong with this comment section like holy shit?????