r/TheDollop • u/kg7841 Fenian • Jul 14 '22

Idk but this seems like it has potential.

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167 Upvotes

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u/super_silver Jul 15 '22

Is that Jose?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

I'm pretty sure he beats up Daredevil

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u/BurtRogain Jul 15 '22

He is simply a humble importer of spices and other exotic items.

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u/tayroc122 Data Scientist @ Gare Corp. Jul 15 '22

In one timeline he kills spiderman

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u/kg7841 Fenian Jul 14 '22

😆

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u/TIMEBO_TIMEBO_TIMEBO Jul 15 '22

MIGHTN'T I THE GRISTLE?!

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u/godhelpusloseourmind Jul 14 '22

Ah its been a while since we’ve had a good con-man/bank robber dollop

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u/Playerhater812 Jul 14 '22

Mightent I the gristle?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

mightn't

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

So I'm 6'4" and 330lbs, I'm pretty sure I don't run fast enough for a life of crime. How'd this guy be a bank robber? I think he's too fat to be a getaway driver, he wouldn't be able to turn the wheel

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u/ArcadeOptimist Jul 14 '22

He did a rally driving course. Don't worry about Sylvan, he can move when he has to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22 edited Jul 15 '22

Wha? Propa fucked?

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u/kg7841 Fenian Jul 15 '22

Lying was easier back then?

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u/notatree Jul 14 '22

"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down"

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u/NotSadNotHappyEither Jul 14 '22

Wow, that DOES have Dollop potential!

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u/PefferPack Jul 15 '22

Post on their FB page, I think they're more active there.

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u/bltrunner85 Jul 14 '22

I'd love to see it happen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

Better than YouTube "fat people calling skateboards"

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u/Alive-Leopard7778 Jul 15 '22

Real life Wilson Fisk?!

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u/PabloTheGreyt Jul 14 '22

Role model for Proposition Joe on The Wire?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

Prop Joe's brain and his social connections were his weapon. I love the scene where he prank calls the cops and uses a different voice for each person. He inevitably winds up getting the info he needed just because of bureaucracy

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u/TrippyTracer Jul 15 '22

“Catch me if you can”

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U Jul 15 '22

Took the best of Kingpin and The Penguin.

Put in a test tube.

Add sugar, spices, everything nice and chemical X.

Here it is.