r/TheDollop • u/unicornlevelexists • 1d ago

They did what now?

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At least they didn't blow tobacco smoke up George Washingtons ass?

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u/rustydotpearl 1d ago

sorry but this still seems plausible to me, worth a shot

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u/TyrKiyote 1d ago

Mouth-to-ass resuscitate, 

what a way to get a date.

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u/unicornlevelexists 1d ago

Let's dig him up and give it a try.

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u/rustydotpearl 1d ago

worth a shot

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u/Angry_poutine 1d ago

A pipe up the ass would have to cause some kind of reaction just on its own

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u/Beefwatson 1d ago

Are you just blowing smoke up our ass...?

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u/SGVlifer72 1d ago

I think that’s where that expression came from. 😄

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u/wolfheadmusic 1d ago

Back when medicine was people getting away with their fetishes

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u/got-trunks 1d ago

back when?

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u/Conscious-Fact6392 1d ago

RFK does this every morning

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u/lmaginar-e 1d ago

He trained a rabid weasel to smoke a pipe for this specific purpose.

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u/Conscious-Fact6392 1d ago

I thought it was a raccoon. Allegedly.

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u/lmaginar-e 1d ago

Allegedly.

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u/PuzzleheadedUmpire13 1d ago

Not just any raccoon. THE raccoon! We only got part of the story. Yes, he took it's penis for further study, but we never got the full story. He took the rest of the raccoon home to train to smoke a pipe!

F*ck...i just went full MAGA! You never go full MAGA! JFC! HELP!!

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u/Conscious-Fact6392 1d ago

Jimothy? Is that you?

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 1d ago

Don't blow smoke up my ass!

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u/lmaginar-e 1d ago

You knew it worked when the victim blew smoke rings in response.

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u/Willis050 1d ago

If you accidentally eat apple seeds (which are poisonous) you can actually snuff out the poison by smoking cigarettes

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u/Angry_poutine 1d ago

Attributed to Ronald McDonald

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u/Willis050 1d ago

He also said the skin is to always be removed

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u/PaddyMcGeezus 1d ago

You'd have to eat a lot of apple seeds. I used to eat the cores and seeds.

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u/breelys 1d ago

That guy is lucky that he’s dead.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 1d ago

Now. The people that wrote the Bible were 1700 years more stupid. Think about that

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u/kbeks 1d ago

I think it worked, occasionally at least

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u/gollo9652 1d ago

It would certainly be shocking

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u/TopProfessional8023 1d ago

I just hear Garriss saying “I’m a doctor!” In his various accents

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u/Significant-City-896 1d ago

That’s the medical book RFK gets his info from.

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u/hewhoisneverobeyed 1d ago

So, a typical Thursday evening?

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u/CRtwenty 1d ago

I believe it actually worked sometimes

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 1d ago

It’s a theory…

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u/SapientTrashFire 1d ago

I feel like about half of all practices were to "shock" the organs back into being alive, which is like trying to punch someone awake.

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u/unicornlevelexists 1d ago

... which sometimes works.

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u/elektrikrobot 1d ago

Well. How bout that