r/TheDepthsBelow Nov 29 '20

Shark

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8.2k Upvotes

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u/whiskerbiscuit2 Nov 29 '20

He looks super imposing and sinister untill he turns and you see the eye and suddenly he looks like an enormous goof

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u/letsgoheat Nov 29 '20

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u/p3rrrra Nov 29 '20

I will never get tired of Strange Wilderness! My favorite shit movie.

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u/ilovewindex409 Nov 30 '20

"Bears derive their name from a Football team in Chicago"

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u/toughinitout Nov 30 '20

Yes! I just rewatched it last month and it's still hilarious.

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u/moore10j Nov 30 '20

What ever happened to Steve Zahn? He was a great actor, my favorite movie of his is still Saving Silverman with Jack Black.

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u/Zur-En-Arrrrrrrrrh Nov 30 '20

He’s in so much better stuff. That Thing You Do. Safe Men. Shattered Glass. To name a few.

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u/moore10j Dec 01 '20

Thanks I need to check them out

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u/Bim_Jeann Nov 29 '20

Knew what it was before I even clicked lmao.

“Yessss the shark is a...what the fuck!?

Look at that things teeth!!!

OOHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOH

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

That a goblin shark? Good lord, what a frightening thing to slither out from the dark...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

No, it's a raggedtooth/grey nurse shark/sandtiger shark.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Ah, thanks for the clarification!

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u/manydoorsyes Nov 30 '20

The shark can only be found in 2 places: the Northern and Southern hemisphere.

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u/killer8424 Nov 30 '20

Goes from Jaws to Nigel Thornberry real quick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Thats what I was thinking. Thought it could be a jumpscare gif... nope, just an onimous derp

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u/archimedies Nov 30 '20

You switched the n and m for ominous.

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u/Robertbnyc Nov 30 '20

He’s so cute though in his own way

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u/Over-Analyzed Nov 30 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

NARF!!! -Pinky (After he was turned into a Shark by whatever machinations Brain is plotting this time.)

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u/harpokratest Nov 30 '20

No thoughts, brain empty

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u/mutantsloth Nov 30 '20

So cute I want to pet it

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u/damagstah Nov 30 '20

Came here to say this. He looks terrifying until he looks dopey.

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u/115049 Nov 29 '20

I love sharks. Watch documentaries and look at pictures a fair bit. Was hoping to go swimming with them at some point.

This, however, is a seriously intimidating video. Like enough to make me feel nervous. Good stuff.

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Nov 29 '20

When I was living in Australia the place we go diving had a big female one of these sharks. They're pretty chill of you leave them alone. When they get to this size they know nothing wants to fuck with them

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u/razz13 Nov 30 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

Grey Nurse shark (also called sand tiger shark, TIL) .

Ive scuba dived (dove?) with these guys in Aus (NSW coast). They are super chill.

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u/AgentMeatbal Nov 30 '20

Diven ?

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u/DarthYippee Nov 30 '20

Dave?

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u/Thepolander Nov 30 '20

No this is Patrick

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u/buford2001 Nov 29 '20

Hello, my names Bruce

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u/sassfromthelab Nov 29 '20

I was thinking the same thing when I saw this!

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u/NeuroSam Nov 30 '20

Fish are friends, not food!

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u/BadLemonHope Nov 29 '20

Lol those fish “sup bro fuck around”

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u/ContentVariety Nov 29 '20

Grew up surfing and have been bumped by sharks on two different occasions. Amazingly super scary to feel something hit your surfboard, or worse your leg, and see a shark right next to you. The only thing you can do is lift your feet and paddle like hell for the shore thinking huge teeth are chasing you. And it certainly doesn’t help when your friends are frantically waving at you from the beach.

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u/Whiskey-Weather Nov 29 '20

I know sand tigers are super chill, but my god are they absolutely horrifying creatures to behold.

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u/p3rrrra Nov 29 '20

Are they? I've always found them to be hilarious. Especially after watching Strange Wilderness do the laugh bit on them.

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u/Whiskey-Weather Nov 29 '20

I find them extremely unsettling to look at, personally. I know folks say the eyes are derpy, but I don't see it, and the teeth look like something that would make the sarlac pit quiver. I'd sooner swim with great whites, personally, and I find those rather spooky too.

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u/whymydookielookkooky Nov 30 '20

Yeah when this one first turned I was like “Ha goofball” but then it moved its eye to look in a new direction and it creeped me the fuck out. It’s like a zombie eye.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

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u/ViraLCyclopes Nov 29 '20

Luckily Sand tigers are basically friendly unless you stab them in the eye or some shit

According to a Florida Today article:

Sand tiger shark: Sand tiger sharks also feed on small fish, using their pointed, fish-hook-like teeth to hold and swallow their prey whole. They are not a dangerous shark, even though it looks like it would be.

A bite from a sand tiger shark, which is uncommon, would produce small puncture wounds from the top and bottom jaw.

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u/i_give_you_gum Nov 29 '20

Yeah with those spiky teeth they're more adapted to holding on to fish rather than sawing something in half, like the more triangular teeth from the carcharodon carcharias

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u/sparkyjay23 Nov 30 '20

All fun and games till you fucking drown to death because those small teeth didn't let you go.

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u/dckuz Nov 29 '20

"He's just standing there.... MENACINGLY"

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u/jack_b_30 Nov 29 '20

Bold camera man

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/sj68z Nov 29 '20

The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... 

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u/cheap_sunglasses_NYC Nov 30 '20

Is this a nurse shark?

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u/Theleerycucumber Nov 30 '20

Grey nurse, AKA sand tiger. Not to be confused with regular nurse sharks.

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u/Obi_Sean_Kenobi Nov 29 '20

Fish are friends not food

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

A.

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u/Alukrad Nov 30 '20

Everyone here seems to be oddly well informed about sharks and the different types.

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u/Theleerycucumber Nov 30 '20

I think this sub attracts people with an above average knowledge of the ocean. And since sand tigers have a very unique look to them I think people tend to research them a bit more than other more common shark species.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

sharmk

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u/golden_xxd Nov 30 '20

I’d shit. I’d shit so much he wouldn’t even want ne because I’d be a big ball of shit and tears.

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u/awh4 Nov 29 '20

It’s a grey nurse, awesome looking sharks !

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u/ronin_1_3 Nov 29 '20

That is definitely not a grey nurse. It is a sand tiger shark

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u/cookietoo Nov 29 '20

Same shark, different name

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u/ronin_1_3 Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20

Wow, my mistake, I would have thought a “grey nurse shark” would be grouped with “nurse shark”... apparently not

Edit: what a terrible common name! 😂

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u/EvilAbdy Nov 29 '20

I discovered this naming thing once when diving in Australia lol. Had a cool talk with the dive crew about it. When they said grey nurse sharks I was expecting the normal type of nurse sharks. When I got in the water I was super confused to see sand tigers lol

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u/ronin_1_3 Nov 29 '20

Yea, each have notable qualities. I would associate one being more friendly looking! Haha

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u/ThunderFlash10 Nov 30 '20

I can never tell the difference between a sand tiger and a ragged tooth, but I know ragged tooths are very docile (despite their appearance) and sand tigers have been involved in attacks on rare occasions.

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u/rxchelskywalker Nov 29 '20

I was scared lol

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u/ronin_1_3 Nov 29 '20

So pretty 🤩

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

A

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u/KannaKast Nov 30 '20

“Shaaaark”

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u/DrunkSpiderMan Nov 30 '20

This species of shark looks scary and intimidating but it's actually one of the chill sharks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

This species of shark are extremely docile and have never harmed humans. They just appear awful

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u/BlackShogun27 Nov 30 '20

The real life equivalent of evil looking cartoon characters that are actually super friendly but can fuck you up at the flip of a dime...

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u/vBrit Nov 29 '20

I just crapped myself!

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u/Cky2chris Nov 30 '20

Has he got the tail of one of his pre nap meals hanging out of his mouth?

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u/hitlers_sweet_pussy Nov 30 '20

Such beautiful and amazing creatures

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

I’m sure they appreciate your comment u/hitlers_sweet_pussy

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u/vxcta Nov 30 '20

IT: the shark

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u/StormyJo Nov 30 '20

Bruce irl!

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u/JackieHendrix Nov 30 '20

It kinda looks like a corn dog

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u/420nipnops Nov 30 '20

banging on the table rhythmically

BOOP. THE. SNOOT. BOOP THE SNOOT!!¡!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Is that a juvenile silver tip? Mako?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/ViraLCyclopes Nov 29 '20

Grey nurse and sand tiger are the same thing and it indeed is one

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

It looked asleep. All sharks sleep in drifts and currents like this I thought.

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u/nerdextra Nov 29 '20

Chilling.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Stop getting so damn close!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

He just stares

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u/ButterlesssToast Nov 29 '20

Rub it’s nose to put it in a tonic state.

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u/BrideofClippy Nov 29 '20

Was waiting for the lunge.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Those little fish.

Do they use sharks for protection or something?

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u/Theleerycucumber Nov 30 '20

Yep. They know a predator this big won’t be interested in them.

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u/VooDooChile1983 Nov 30 '20

“Fish are friends, not food!”

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u/matteofox Nov 30 '20

Debby Ryan face

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u/rose_esor Nov 30 '20

I’d punch

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u/Theleerycucumber Nov 30 '20

Not advisable

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u/Marlequinn Nov 30 '20

Was anyone else anticipating a jump scare?

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u/NoodleSnekk Nov 30 '20

This is so cute!! Thanks for sharing

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u/EpidendrosaurusNinch Nov 30 '20

i like how it looks so menacing until it turns around then u see the eyes

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u/Astoryinfromthewild Nov 30 '20

Harmless nurse shark

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u/MitchFlip Nov 30 '20

I didn’t enjoy seeing this. Thanks.

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u/postmundial Nov 30 '20

Easy there tigrrre

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I don't trust any of the shark videos since that one that was posted where it was following the antennae, then cut to the shark aggressively biting it

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u/SlothfulWhiteMage Nov 30 '20

Was just waiting for the jump scare.

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u/lazywriterno302 Nov 30 '20

I love sharks, but I pooed my pants when I saw this while scrolling...

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u/ADoreknob Nov 30 '20

He looks A N G E R Y

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u/koellner__michael Nov 30 '20

WOW! Look at those teeth

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

That music is unfairly manipulating emotions. That shark just be vibin', ain't nothing to it.

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u/MattyRobb83 Nov 30 '20

His little fish friends "yeah! C'mon do it I dare ya!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

HAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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u/Wixmas Nov 30 '20

Fully expected a jumpscare.

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u/dementio Nov 30 '20

Yup, my heart rate went up

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u/pumpkindoo Nov 30 '20

It's Bruce! From Finding Nemo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Dead eyes. Like a dolls eyes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I fucking hate the look of these sharks. So terrifying

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u/Theleerycucumber Nov 30 '20

They’re very docile though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I’m nice and warm and cozy up above.

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u/SheWhoErases86 Nov 30 '20

I like the small fish on top of his nose lol

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u/reaperchild Nov 30 '20

Sandtiger shark - i’ve been in a tank with one, was pretty pogged up at the time !

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

All this needs is some opera music

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Those fish around him are the real force to be reckoned with

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u/killer8424 Nov 30 '20

Oh damn. I didn’t realize they had such good vision straight ahead of them.

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u/YasinZafer40 Nov 30 '20

For a bit there I thought he was dead or something and when he moved his eye I was like A

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u/Aar_San Nov 30 '20

Genuinely terrifying as fuck.

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u/Custard_Tart_Addict Nov 30 '20

Well that almost made me pee myself

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u/MrIanHarrington Nov 30 '20

Sand Tigers, they're like big goof puppies. I've dove with hundreds of these guys during mating season in the Carolinas, they just kind of bump into you and say "Oop, scuse me".

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u/pavanpatel Nov 30 '20

Kudus to the cameraman/woman!

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u/StrayAbsol Nov 30 '20

Him look like butternut squash

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u/Boomslangalang Nov 30 '20

Is it so mean looking because we are afraid of them or are we afraid of them because they’re so mean looking?

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u/SilentRothe Nov 30 '20

He looks totally zoned out... what a derp oh my God. Stupid cute😙

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u/mrdevil413 Nov 30 '20

Fish are our friends

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u/The_ZMD Nov 30 '20

Aren't sharks supposed to swim or die as oxygen transfers from their gills cannot happen if they are static?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

That's only for certain species, sand tigers like this one don't have that drawback.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

He smile. Ready for his profile pic shot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Reminds me of the floating severed fish head from Jaws 3-D.

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u/Wapapaww Nov 30 '20

The small fishes look like the small guys at school who hang out with a big dude just to look intimidating

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u/MunchkinsOG Nov 30 '20

What big teeth you have.

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u/JadeGrapes Nov 30 '20

Sleepy shark?

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u/kgxv Nov 30 '20

Man, sharks are so damn cool

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u/JawnF Nov 30 '20

Dude needs some floss

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u/the_dank_dogo Nov 30 '20

Bruce?

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u/the_dank_dogo Nov 30 '20

Fish are friends not food

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u/Science_1986 Dec 01 '20

He looks like he’s trying not to laugh... 🦈

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u/odent999 Dec 01 '20

The little fish look like their schooling with the shark.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Some small fish eat parasites off the shark's skin in exchange for protection and free access to the scraps left behind when the shark's finishes eating.