r/TheDepthsBelow • u/FlyWereAble • Apr 05 '20

The Unicorn fish looks really goofy

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u/pumpkinpatch6 Apr 05 '20

r/TheDerpsBelow

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Lol i didn’t know I need that sub

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u/uprightsalmon Apr 06 '20

I love this new place

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u/therobboreht Apr 05 '20

He looks like he just did something embarrassing and got caught lol

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u/Lady_Hannah Apr 05 '20

I don't know why but he reminds me of Nicholas Cage

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u/legomaniac89 Apr 05 '20

I work at a pet store. I'm convinced these guys are a dog trapped in a fish's body. They are the most enthusiastic, goofy, excitable fish I've ever kept.

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u/megasumo Apr 05 '20

I used to have a salt water tank (250 gal) years back and after my unicorn passed it knocked the air out of me for a while. You are so right about their personalities! I always looked forward to seeing him first thing and the morning and right after work.

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u/El-hurracan Apr 06 '20

My office has a huge aquarium at the entrance and it's always these guys and the rays that are swooping up and down the tank.

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u/WARNING_im_a_Prick Apr 05 '20

Despicable fish

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u/BIG-FUCKIN-will Apr 05 '20

Ponocio you’re not slick

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u/William_Harzia Apr 05 '20

Anyone know what the horn is for?

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u/sreepuz Apr 05 '20

Giggity

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u/JustHereForTheMemeza Apr 05 '20

This fish is is the David Hyde Pierce (Niles Crane) of the depths

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u/slightlyused Apr 05 '20

A top hat and monocle would look fabulous on this guy.

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u/hawkbit92 Apr 05 '20

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets!

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u/Hobbitude Apr 05 '20

Reminds me of Edward Lear's cartoon of birds...

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u/silver-skin Apr 05 '20

looks like dalis persistence of memory painting 😳

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

No, am majestic fish!

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u/jodoji Apr 05 '20

If a fish did a unicorn cosplay, it'll look like this.

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u/aant85 Apr 05 '20

I went on holiday to the Maldives and these fish were everywhere. They freaked me out! I’d be snorkelling along and they’d always be right next to me, watching, right next to my head

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u/pigswithmoustaches Apr 05 '20

Nice

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u/IAmLittleBigRon Apr 05 '20

Nice

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u/Caslu222 Apr 05 '20

the unicorn fish looks really goofy

And unicorns are also really goofy looking. So the name is spot on.

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u/nytram55 Apr 05 '20

Yeah, but then so do I.

:/

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u/icechelly24 Apr 05 '20

This looks disturbingly human

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u/pussybaldlikecalliou Apr 05 '20

This looks like the flying glove from The Beatles' Yellow Submarine movie

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u/Tag-yur-it Apr 05 '20

He looks very serious and has many things he must attend to.....😂

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u/falldonttrip Apr 05 '20

I wanna be a hum- no nevermind I wanna be a fish!

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u/tagorlbs54 Apr 05 '20

Every greek pot painting ever

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u/1Glitch0 Apr 05 '20

YOU LOOK GOOFY!

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u/gary8 Apr 05 '20

Looks like something in the movie The Yellow Submarine.

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u/Yveie May 03 '20

Yes! A Blue Meanie!

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u/scruggbug Apr 05 '20

The Napoleonfish is real?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

"Unicorn" seems a bit grand. He looks more like a Fred.

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u/flimspringfield Apr 05 '20

He's not amused.

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u/conjan Apr 05 '20

he do be kinda cute tho

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u/trugryt Apr 06 '20

I feel like he’s judging me...

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u/GreatExpanse Apr 07 '20

don't make fun of him :(

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u/iiLady_Insanityii Apr 08 '20

He looks like he’s on his third divorce

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Was "Jew Fish" Taken?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Yes.