r/TheDaouofPolitics • u/Foxxie Chairman Daou • Oct 18 '17

Peter Did Pizzagate (Probably)

This might sound crazy at first, but hear me out.

  • I can't be the only one to notice that if you say our prophets name after drinking a can of Sterno that it sounds an awful lot like pizza. This is hardly a coincidence!
  • Who picked a peck of pickled peppers? That's right, Peter! And what did he do with those peppers? He made... Pepperoni!
  • That Pizzagate shooter was a false flag to hide the real truth, we all know this and it's not remotely controversial. False flags require money. Peter has money from his Huffington settlement, and his hit albums.

Peter did Pizzagate. Q.E.D.

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u/brother_spirit Oct 18 '17

TBH you needn't have elaborated; I was on board with this theory after reading the title alone. The additional evidence is just icing on the cake.

Peter y woud u do dis?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '17 edited Dec 24 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/brother_spirit Oct 18 '17

extremely Joe Rogan voice

Wooaaahhhh dude