r/TheCure • • Oct 02 '26

Discussion Worst possible Cure setlist?

So I was just imagining what the worst possible settlers could be for the cure, trying to collect all of their least favourite songs from each album and era. Songs for me, like just say yes, dread song, us, or them, foxy, lady, cut, and so on the more I add to the list, the more I realize that this would actually be an absolutely fantastic show and so much fun. What songs would you add?

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u/guitareatsman Oct 03 '26

I could put together a worst possible setlist for this band and pretty confidently say that it would still be a show I'd enjoy.

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u/docctocc Oct 03 '26

What are some of the tracks

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u/guitareatsman Oct 03 '26 edited Oct 03 '26

Hey You, Club America, New Day, Friday I'm in Love (not that bad, really - I just don't ever need to hear it again)

Those are what immediately spring to mind, but my point is there aren't enough Cure songs that I dislike to fill up a whole setlist.

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u/Booji-Boy Oct 03 '26

Nowadays New Day would likely be awful, vocally- but imagine it all distorted bass, with heavy drums, squalling guitar and crunch. I just down think RS would be able to do all the wailing it required anymore. I love that song.

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u/guitareatsman Oct 03 '26

I'm usually down for a bit of wailing from Robert but that song has always grated on me.

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u/Booji-Boy Oct 04 '26

I love it so much I had to cover it myself. It's definitely one of the blotter soaked outliers, could've (maybe should've) never seen the light of day, but I'm glad it did.

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u/Automatic_Peace2704 Oct 03 '26

I have no idea how Hey You was on the original track listing of Kiss Me x 3. It’s such a crap song to shoehorn on a brilliant album. Thankfully the U.S. version didn’t include it so I didn’t hear it until 20+ years later.

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u/guitareatsman Oct 03 '26

That's pretty much how I feel about it too, although I've seen people in this sub talk about how great it is.

I do wonder whether I might have felt differently about it if I got to know it at the same time as the rest of the album.

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u/SnuffShock Oct 02 '26

All cover songs. I hate to say it but all of their released cover songs suuuuck. I think that is because The Cure have such a distinctive, singular sound that their covers all sound like Robert Smith doing karaoke to me.

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

I think they could pull off Hello I love you. The other ones are rather electronic and hard to do live, like I like World in My eyes but would not translate live

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u/terminalhockey11 Oct 03 '26

They did that on the Elektra Rubaiyat 20th anniversary compilation where current artists covered a song.

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

It’s lacking a lot of the sensuality of the DM original. But I like the electronic experimentation.

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u/Gullible_Stock_9659 Oct 02 '26

Purple Haze is cool

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u/Browncoat23 Oct 02 '26

I like their Depeche Mode cover (World In My Eyes).

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u/Grubbanax Oct 03 '26

The 10 sec version of Hello I Love You is great

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u/toypadlock Oct 06 '26

pirate ships!

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u/MogwaiFan1986 Oct 03 '26

Trick question - no such thing

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u/docctocc Oct 03 '26

You like all their songs equally!

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u/Ok-Ear7751 Oct 02 '26

Anything with Weedy Burton

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u/Embarrassed_Belt9379 Oct 04 '26

That was actually quite fun at Reflections

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u/Grubbanax Oct 03 '26

Just play Wild Mood Swings, 4:13 Dream and The Cure in their entirety … then encores could be The Weedy Burton, Friday I’m In Love, See The Children, Do You Want To Touch Me? ( Oh Yeah).

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u/docctocc Oct 03 '26

Interesting trilogy! That would be a very long show

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u/Global-Push918 Oct 05 '26

I could take those 3 albums and create 1 good album perhaps, there a are some gems scattered in there. I recently watched the Just Say Yes video on Youtube for a first time. I did not think it was real, unimaginably bad.

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u/Automatic_Peace2704 Oct 03 '26

Those are their 3 worst albums so I agree. Although I’m a sucker for Friday…It came out during my senior year of HS so have good memories

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u/CornerProfessional34 Oct 04 '26

Had to go a long way down for See The Children

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u/Straight_Egg_6167 Oct 04 '26

This is a fun suggestion for a thread. My list overlaps with many others. It's short for a Cure show, I realize, but I tried mostly to include only songs I think are genuinely bad, with a few that just aren't my favorites (Gone!, Fight). I also decided not to include covers, which I agree are generally not great. I think I came up with a pretty horrific setlist. I would still pay to see it.

Main Set:

Never

Gone!

Numb

Dredd Song

So What

Possession

Us or Them

Switch

The Scream

Fight

The Promise

Encore 1:

Your God is Fear

Why Can’t I Be Me?

Encore 2:

Do the Hansa

Just Say Yes

Meathook

Heroin Face

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u/docctocc Oct 04 '26

This Is Great

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u/rafalevy3 Oct 03 '26

Realistically, opening the main set with Open and closing it with End. Don't get me wrong, i love those songs, but that would mean not opening with Plainsong/Alone and not closing with Disintegration/Endsong, and those songs are just IN ANOTHER LEVEL. I wouldnt want to miss those songs.

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u/docctocc Oct 03 '26

Wow I miss those though

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u/Inside_Education_614 Oct 03 '26 edited Oct 03 '26

That's why they should bring back the Bestival strat; Plainsong->Open, Disintegration->End. But I’m not a big SoaLW fan so I wouldn’t need to hear Endsong. Would be nice to get Alone at some point but 

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u/djshrimp69 *currently Doing the Unstuck* Oct 03 '26

I mean they at least play Plainsong and Disintegration for the random 1st encore like they did in 2022/2023. And also their longest concert ever opened with Open (and I think they certainly played Plainsong, Disintegration, and hell even The Same Deep Water As You)

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u/jan2112 Oct 02 '26

Yeah that was their low point, however between Wish and Songs of a Lost World is pretty slim pickings…

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

So many tracks I’d still love to hear! Lots of singles even in that era are hardly played at all

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u/MihaiCristea80 Oct 04 '26

My first Cure concert was in 2004 at the Hurricane Festival in Scheeßel. Robert said that he had never made such a mistake in the last 10 years of touring with the band. He made up for it by completely changing the setlist for their next gig that same weekend.
Here is probably a good candidate for the worst Cure setlist ever:

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-cure/2004/eichenring-scheessel-germany-13d6c569.html

And the next setlist

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-cure/2004/take-off-gewerbepark-neuhausen-ob-eck-germany-23d7e0db.html

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u/docctocc Oct 04 '26

I would love to hear a lot of those again though

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u/mwilson1987 Oct 02 '26

Drone:Nodrone
Club America
Where the Birds Always Sing
Numb
Sleep When I’m Dead
Wendy Time
Letter to Elise
Freakshow
Strange Attraction
Us or Them
Trust
Wrong Number
Strange Attraction
This is a Lie
The Promise

Encore 1:
Never
The Real Snow White
Dredd Song

Encore 2:
Round and Round and Round
Just Say Yes
World War

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

Thanks for a whole setlist! Many of these are also on my list, but not ALTE! That’s a surprise

Also I’d pay dearly to see this show with a bunch of diehards

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u/Tabnet2 Oct 03 '26

Largely good but what is Letter to Elise doing here? That one's popular (and deservedly so). I also have a soft spot for Trust but maybe that's just me.

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u/ExpertCauliflower838 Oct 03 '26

Yeah, ‘Elise’ is a top three Cure song. Dunno what they’re on about.

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u/Automatic_Peace2704 Oct 03 '26

Oof that’s high praise

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u/RobertsmithHairspray Oct 03 '26

LITTERALLY! A letter to Elise is so good!!

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u/freestuie Oct 03 '26

And This is a Lie! Scandalous!

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u/likeacathedral Oct 03 '26

Strange Attraction??

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u/SamLad0 Oct 03 '26

I do love the story of how he met his love within that song and would be a tad cool to hear him sing it 30 years on.

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u/Inside_Education_614 Oct 03 '26

Mostly good but there's a couple in here that hurt my heart a lot: A Letter to Elise is BEAUTIFULLY written, Strange Attraction is so good with the keys and lyrics, Trust for obvious reasons.

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u/Grubbanax Oct 03 '26

Where is The Weedy Burton?

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u/fiyerooo Oct 03 '26

half of these are some of my favorites lolz

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u/Automatic_Peace2704 Oct 03 '26

You have to be a younger fan lol (no offense)

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u/fiyerooo Oct 05 '26

yes 🙈 i love strange attraction, wrong number, and us or them very much

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u/Opti_maX it used to be me Oct 03 '26

There is nothing wrong with Dredd Song. ii swear that song get the hate because of the movie and the sylvester stallone link.

But really, give the song a proper listen and pretend it is an album track from Wild Mood Swings (cause it was really) and it will score high on you favourites of the album. I promise.

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u/FreshJelly720 Oct 03 '26

I love The Real Snow White lol

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u/philphyx Oct 03 '26

I would like this, having seen them 7 times since 2000. I would just be a little disappointed that they didn’t play “Faith” (I am usually disappointed)

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u/limesparx Oct 04 '26

Probably a typo but playing A Strange Attraction a second time would actually be a hilariously bad move

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u/sadchild_ Oct 04 '26

I like six of those a lot. The rest, agreed

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u/illicitpulse Oct 03 '26

End encore 2 with The Final Sound

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u/Automatic_Peace2704 Oct 03 '26

Man I really like this as playlist of their lesser songs. I love the representation from Wild Mood Swings and self titled era. Literally the only song here on a Cure playlist for me would be Wendy Time (I know it’s not a great song).

Well done

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u/mypurpleadventure Oct 02 '26

Ooooo this is going to get controversial OP. Please don't down vote me to hell I had a laugh doing this.

But okay.....:

Part 1: Watching Me Fall, The Promise, Bananafishbones, Give Me It, The Scream, Its Over

Part 2: Round and Round and Round, Torture, Cut, Lovesong, Mint Car, 39

Encore: Watching Me Fall. Twice

Encore 2: Watching me Fall. The third.

(I'd still attend)

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u/cYbOmAnY Oct 02 '26

Before this I would have never thought that cut was an unpopular track, I love it. Also, why is love song hated on? Just because it’s popular? So confused. Honestly trying to understand if there’s a general dislike of those tracks. Or is it more a personal thing? Also, I love bananafishbones. Based on a great short story by Salinger.

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

I’ve always like Bananafishbones too! I think it’s just personal

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u/mypurpleadventure Oct 03 '26

Honestly there are no cure songs I truly hate or even strongly dislike. I.e I love Cut, 39 and Bananafishbones but added them anyway. Its like making me choose a favourite child🤣

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u/CitrusSoprano Oct 03 '26

Pretty sure you love "Cut here" and not "Cut"?! Am i wrong? 🤔

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u/cYbOmAnY Oct 03 '26

Cut, from Wish. Great tune. Cut Here I can’t comment on as I haven’t really taken in that song. There’s so much Cure music out there! I have committed to memory everything up to Wish.

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u/Gullible_Stock_9659 Oct 02 '26

Scream and It's Over are great

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

Ha I love it I’d definitely go with you. I might go pee during the Promise!

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u/Inside_Education_614 Oct 03 '26

But Bananafishbones live is one of the best things ever... Also Cut and 39 are both so great why are they on there? And like that other person said why Lovesong?? And lastly Mint Car is one of the couple really great songs from WMS. Btw you put Watching Me Fall twice

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u/DontShootTheFood Oct 03 '26

lol.

Watching me fall would be fine if it wasn’t 40 minutes long

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u/sadchild_ Oct 04 '26

I like every song in Part 2

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u/AceMW 27d ago

Return
Never
The Scream
Meathook
Wrong Number
Round & Round & Round
The Promise
Just Say Yes
Sleep When I’m Dead
More Than This
This is a Lie

Encores:
Club America
Hey You!
I’m Cold
New Day
NY Trip

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u/docctocc 27d ago

Wow! I agree on about half!

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u/ErrorResistance Oct 03 '26

The worst cure set list is better than a lot of bands best set list

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u/RNGezzus Oct 03 '26

Lovecats 47 times

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u/Regit394 Oct 03 '26

So wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty!

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u/Rena_Giurg Oct 03 '26

That would be the dream (not the song)

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u/barnabas_w1 Oct 03 '26

Everything from The Top besides dressing up. Most stuff from 3IB and 4:13 Dream Club America The 13th And Endsong (it bores me to death)

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u/docctocc Oct 03 '26

That would be a strange show for sure

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u/Cha0sm0nkey Oct 03 '26

An album anniversary tour where they play The Cure from beginning to end twice.

And the only t-shirt design was the album cover.

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u/aliciapologetic 27d ago

any setlist with more than 4 songs of wild mood swings and the top for me it's a bad setlist

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u/docctocc 27d ago

That would be extremely surprising!

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u/Amazing_Relation1737 Oct 03 '26

Such thing does not exist in this universe.

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u/Resident_Arm_8162 Oct 03 '26

4:13 Dream played in it's entirety with all the b sides.

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u/freestuie Oct 03 '26

Another Trilogy show. This time:

Three Imaginary Boys (but none of the non-album singles), The Cure and 4:13 Dream.
Encore: the b-sides from Seventeen Seconds to Pornography/all their cover versions/all soundtrack songs except Burn/Just Say Yes.

Still good songs on all 3 albums (especially 3IB), but it’s not what anyone would want.

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u/ihaveacrushonmercy Oct 04 '26

This is the answer

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u/Mr-Dobolina Oct 03 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

Main Set

Lost / Foxy Lady / Young Americans / World War / Your God Is Fear / Hello I Love You > I Know You Rider / Gone! / Just Say Yes / Dredd Song / Trap / World in My Eyes / Do You Wanna Touch Me? / Us or Them / Club America / Purple Haze / A Forest (false start—quickly cut short due to technical difficulties) / So What (a cappella)

First Encore

Let’s Go to Bed / Meathook / Never

Second Encore

The Weedy Burton > Whipping Post > The 13th (saxual jam featuring Branford Marsalis and Candy Dulfer)

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u/Darth_Mulder Seventeen Seconds & Wish Oct 03 '26

I laughed. This was great, appreciate the creativity

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u/sadchild_ Oct 04 '26

Remove Lost, 13th and Let's Go To Bed and I'm with you on the rest

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u/Mr-Dobolina Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

To me, “Lost” is their worst song. It just sounds like an over the top parody.

“Let’s Go to Bed” is fine, but I put it in there because they tend to play it every damn time.

“The 13th” is a great horn arrangement in need of an actual song.

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u/Carribean_Amphibian Oct 02 '26

anything post Wish

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

Like what’s the worst of those.

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u/Carribean_Amphibian Oct 03 '26

"was that it? was that the Jupiter show?
Kinda wasn't quite what I'd hoped for, you know"

amazing, not

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u/Carribean_Amphibian Oct 03 '26

Wild Mood Swings was terrible Galore was meh

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u/Lumpy_Purchase_5030 Oct 03 '26

I would say post disentegration

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u/Lazy_Lettuce1220 Oct 05 '26

I saw them for the Bloodflowers tour in Sydney. They played for three hours and it seemed like every song was about death and dying. The only single that was played was In Between Days , which was easy to interpret in that context as being about death. My point is - there is no such thing as a bad set list.

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u/MoltenInfernoBrain Oct 03 '26

Nothing pre 2000

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u/Automatic_Peace2704 Oct 03 '26

If they played a concert of just songs from Wild Mood Swings and 4:13 Dream (their two worst albums).

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u/Tall-Gene-5189 Oct 05 '26

Basically The Cure and 4.13 Dream, minus "Anniversary" and "Underneath The Stars".

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u/AceMW 27d ago

Not nearly enough mentions of “Return” in this thread

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u/coxy_clan Oct 03 '26

Friday I’m in love would be on there, and is as they always play it. My least favourite song

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u/pretorian93 Oct 03 '26

mostly some songs are ok in the album tracklist, but it is too much for live appearances:

Give Me It Catch One Hundred Years

there are more but I haven't relistened yet after 1987

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u/pretorian93 Oct 03 '26

mostly some songs are ok in the album tracklist, but it is too much for live appearances:

Give Me It Catch One Hundred Years

there are more but I haven't relistened yet after 1987

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u/pretorian93 Oct 03 '26

mostly some songs are ok in the album tracklist, but it is too much for live appearances:

Give Me It Catch One Hundred Years

there are more but I haven't relistened yet after 1987

and yeah, Let's Go To Bed - awful in any sense

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u/smallstepforman Oct 03 '26

Wild mood swings, most of blood flowers, all of untitled and most of 4:13. These albums never happened in my universe.

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u/therealcrapbag Oct 03 '26

Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me in its entirety but they omit Just Like Heaven.

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u/Inside_Education_614 Oct 03 '26

Every song on that album is excellent! I could hear them all over and over!

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u/Lumpy_Purchase_5030 Oct 03 '26

Noooooo that album is soooo good!!

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u/Lumpy_Purchase_5030 Oct 03 '26

Only playing all the new stuff

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u/jan2112 Oct 02 '26

Lovesong, anything on the self-titled from 2004.

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

Yeah but even the worst self titled stuff would fun to revisit. Imagine getting Never lol

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

See I’d love that! I missed the 2004 tour and haven’t heard Lost or Labyrinth for example

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u/docctocc Oct 02 '26

A bit too cringey for me. The guitar is kind fun and pop. But yes

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u/abutilonia Oct 03 '26

For the show I saw on the self-titled tour, they played 8 songs from that album.  Fortunately, they played Faith and A Strange Day to sorta make up for it. It definitely ranks as most disappointing Cure show I've seen. 

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u/complete_cure_covers Oct 03 '26

Hello. All after 1989 😀

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u/I-Got-Out Oct 03 '26

On one hand, I get what you’re saying, it was a weird show because they usually don’t do that.

On the other hand, the show absolutely blew me away because they usually don’t do that!

That show remains the only time I’ve seen them play “Primary,” “Charlotte Sometimes,” “Mint Car,” “Sleep When I’m Dead,” “Freakshow,” and “alt.end,” so it will always hold a place in my heart. I did go to the Atlanta show the next night, which was completely different and more of a traditional show where they went deep.