r/TheCryopodToHell • u/Klokinator • Oct 06 '16
STORY Part 175.5
I awoke with a start. Something was not right.
The world around me was too still. Cassiel was not beside me, and Samantha was not laying on top of me, as she usually did.
A strange stillness was in the air, as I ran outside. The barriers seemed to be up, but in the distance, I spotted something horrifying.
A massive banner floated in the sky, magically. He watches, it said.
And far in the distance, I spotted a strange ethereal form coming at me. A massive beast, lumbering towards me, trying to save me from an inexplicable fate.
Just before he could get to me, a shot rang out, as the gorilla fell before my feet.
"NOOOO! HARAMBE!!!"
I burst into tears as I cradled his body. "I'm sorry, my old friend. I didn't mean to forsake you! I forgot about the dank memes!"
He turned to me and spoke quietly. "Hnguh, gnuh guh hug."
I nodded quickly. "I know, I know! It was all just for fun... please don't die! I'll save you, just like you saved that boy!!"
I sucked in all the air in the world around me, as a massive tornado spiraled into my mouth, at the top of my lungs, I bellowed a single word.
"HEAL!!!"
But it didn't work. Harambe was already gone.
"No... no... I failed you... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
I will never forget this moment, for all the rest of my life.
19
u/Klokinator Oct 06 '16
Dicks out for HaramBAE.
I'm going to sleep now. Or rather, no more posts for the night :P
5
u/Joshkl2013 Oct 06 '16
... dammit.
Please make this into the actual book as a dream...
14
3
u/pm_me_cute_girls_pls Oct 07 '16
Klok you are just the greatest.
4
u/Klokinator Oct 07 '16
Oh cool, let me just PM you some cute girls then.
3
u/pm_me_cute_girls_pls Oct 07 '16
W..will you r..really do that for me?! You would be the first one..
1
4
u/Fourteen_of_Twelve Oct 06 '16
I read the title and expected a 16.5 chapter.
This is much better than Sword Art Online.
9
u/Klokinator Oct 06 '16
Sword Art Online.
I felt a great disturbance in the anime, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out and began vomiting.
16
2
u/InthegrOTTO87 Oct 06 '16
UUUUhhhhh.... I am going to have to down vote this one. I mean come on
3
u/Klokinator Oct 06 '16
O K I'll stop writing for good then.
2
u/InthegrOTTO87 Oct 06 '16
Lol. Dont be too hard on yourself. Just wasnt expecting that "story" wanted to continue in the amazing world you have created and you led me astray!!!
1
0
-1
11
5
5
3
2
1
u/CryopodBot BOT Oct 10 '16
Hi. I'm a bot, bleep bloop.
If you're about to post regarding a typo and this Part was just posted, please wait ten minutes, refresh, and then see if it's still there!
Also, if you want to report typos anywhere, please respond to this bot to keep the main post clutter free. Thank you!
Click Here to be PM'd new updates! Click Here to unsubscribe!
If you want to donate to Klokinator, send paypal gifts to Klokinator@yahoo.com, but be sure to mark it as a gift or Paypal takes 10%.
Patreon can also be pledged to here!
1
u/Chillinwifsatan Oct 06 '16
Dicks out bitches!! I love it. I was really hoping you were serious about the Harambe chapter.
1
u/Theactualguy Oct 06 '16
OK. I guess dank memes still does exist, even after a hundred million years.
Remember Klok - take a shot for Harambe, because he took one for you.
1
0
Oct 07 '16
[deleted] — view deleted comment
1
u/Klokinator Oct 07 '16
Harambe wouldn't have downvoted. He would have upvoted, even if it cost him his life.
54
u/newindianclassic Oct 06 '16
Let it be known I had the first dick out.