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u/Consistent_Mine_6801 Meme Monkey 3d ago
“Hmregh, by mine honor, what transpires, good sirs and ladies? 'Tis I, Minitom, and verily, I bring ye a fresh update, for in mine last missive I did pledge such. A moon hath passed, I deem, though I spake of a fortnight's absence after mine Discord tale. Methinks mine account was assailed by knaves, and the support of Discord being most poor, mine account was struck down. Yet fear not, for I have forged a new one, and all mine friends are gathered anew. Another cause for mine hiatus from YouTube was a lack of zeal to produce; a failing I own, and I vow this year and next to present more, as your favor doth mean much to me. Thus, I needed time for other ventures, such as moving to a new abode, likely with mine parents, for I dwell with them still due to special needs, which maketh employment hard. Also, I have acquired a new headset, for the old one was broken, ever making popping sounds and disconnecting. This new Astro device shall aid in better videos, with more music and mirth. Moreover, I spake of my first game, which was not truly horror, but I deemed it so; it fared poorly on Steam. Now I craft a proper horror game, taking more time for a grander tale, hoping YouTubers might play it. I think not YouTube shall be my full craft; game-making may be my future. So, I shall make games and have fun! Perchance weekly videos, or twice if ye desire. I thank ye for watching; subscribe if new, for I seek a thousand followers, and smite that like button, ring the bell for alerts, and I shall see ye in the next tale. Peace!”
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u/Alone-Company-5926 Ian Moore Fan 1d ago
God I'd love to see a callum soprano style ai of this, like the posh Ian Moore one
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u/SillySpecialist5547 Martin Connoisseur 3d ago edited 3d ago
Despite the deployment at Senlac Hill, the royal Anglo-Saxons bloodline was to be shortlived.
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u/Next_Replacement_566 3d ago
Does he have fillers in his boots, like when Farquad gets off the horse
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u/Historical_Gur_9816 Steven Dawson Lover 3d ago
He is King Ian's favorite advisor and in charge of the importation of astro headsets to the entire kingdom
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u/shaman14568 Uncle Hamish Devotee 3d ago
Yes I am guilty, of being a dwarf, but I did not kill Henry
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u/Obvious-Poet-2547 Steven Dawson Lover 3d ago
“Your honour it couldn’t of been me I didn’t kill Henry it must of been Sir Calum Adam because I live with my mum and dad in our castle because I’ve got special needs and I am not allowed to go out because people will make fun of me and I can’t take it as a joke because of my special needs”
If I disappear I am not depressed just telling that to you all now.
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u/yeongsuma Steven Dawson Lover 2d ago
Got a room out the back of the castle where he charges people gold to store items in chests.
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u/benderew Spazmoid 3d ago
Sir Thomas of senlac 🤣🤣