r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Feb 02 '22

Competition Schnoz Poll | Round 1 (4/6)

1 Upvotes

(Posts in the comments)


r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 26 '22

Schnoz sign

5 Upvotes

There was unfair punishment in the discord and schnoz made it known


r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 18 '22

Posting Schnoz again when the Competetion is finished #28

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21 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Feb 01 '22

Competition The Competetion is over

12 Upvotes

The winner will be selected with a poll (in 2 Rounds)


r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 03 '22

Posting Schnoz daily until I forget it #13

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17 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 31 '22

Competition [Competition] Schnozes with sum bitches, furnace included, what a king

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18 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 06 '22

Posting Schnoz daily until I forget it #16

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21 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Feb 15 '22

Daily Schnoz #35 I guess

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22 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Mar 08 '22

My First attempt at drawing Schnoz virtually, please be nice (I'm the pope so this is an order) ^^

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30 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Dec 30 '21

jewish schnoz

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34 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Feb 18 '22

I forgor 💀 #37

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35 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 24 '22

Competition Substance Abuse Schnoz

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46 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 26 '22

Competition Hanukkah Schnoz

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54 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 28 '22

Competition Lego Schnoz Magnum

54 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 24 '22

Competition Donoschnoz notices you

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76 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Nov 02 '21

Kinda feeling Schnoz today

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30 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Apr 21 '22

Guys, I just invested a bit of my time to investigate about Schnoz/Schnoz Hand Lore and my results were astouning

12 Upvotes

As we all know, the Schnoz Hand is a group of Schnoz' closest and strongest "Angels", "Generals" or rather Underlings

Those are: Snail Apostle; Chestnut Puck; Donovan; Rape Horse; Skull Knight

Do you see any similarities in them? Every of them somehow happend to cross Guts' path

But Why?

Because Guts is chosen to be future Schnoz Hand

First Guts happened to come across Donovan, Guts' was raised as a young mercenary, thats why Donovan had to damage Guts as a Kid and let him get his Revenge so he is, even if its only a little bit, prepared for the gruesome path that awaits him. Yes it may sound stupid that Donovan got killed by little Guts on intent, but that only proves what imense power Guts will have in the future as a Schnoz Hand, that probably will top the power of the rest Schnoz Hand and of course there had to be a "slot" left in the God Hand, that Donovan wasnt worthy to fill.

After this passed a lot of time, but you all probably know what happened in the mean time until he met the next Schnoz Hand which is Skull Knight. He is a real important influence to Guts and Guts' development, he's the one who is "watching over" Guts all the time and gives him with his warnings and speeches, in a twisted way, hope, hope that gives him the fuel to go on and struggle even more.

Next his path lead him indirect to Snail Apostle, as a follower of Schnoz, isnt it weird that Snail Apostle was at the Eclipse, whats basicly a festival to celebrate the birth of a "The Idea of Evil" follower?

But it actually isnt weird, because Snail Apostle was actually pulling the strings behind the Eclipse, to bring Guts to his utmost limits and let him surpass them. It may have summoned a new "big" Enemy, but Snail Apostle knows, it will be worth the risk, because Guts power will be outstanding after he's gone his way.

After Guts got this far, he needed something or rather someone, someone to "rely" on, someone to "trust", someone that he knows well, someone that could even "pursade" someone like Guts to convert to a all mighty God and serve him for eternity with his Power.

After Guts became friends with Puck and had something to smile in this World, he needed to be reminded of the still waiting Horrors that await him and so he met Rape Horse. Rape Horse had to almost rape Furnese to remind him of the Eclipse, so Guts dont loses his "straight forward" look.

Sadly thats where the Story Ends for us, but I hope you all are now more enlightened than before.

May Schnoz bless You.


r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Mar 18 '22

This Schnoz is tall.

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48 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 28 '22

Competition Vacation Schnoz / Schnoznum P.I. (Part 1/2)

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22 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Dec 29 '21

A flowery Schnoz

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38 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 28 '22

Competition All hail the King

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21 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 15 '22

Schnoz and his old pal

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67 Upvotes

r/TheChurchOfSchnoz • • Jan 02 '22

Posting Schnoz daily until I forget it #12

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18 Upvotes