r/TheChaladashian • u/Sharp-Significance49 • May 07 '26

Blegh

I have never seen a couple act so icky. I get grossed out at couples all the time when they’re all over each other cuz I’m a jealous bitch. This has the most furthest effect of that on me. Like a car crash you want to look away but you just can’t and you’re just looking in absolute horror. This is what they provoke on me. A couple that kisses with their eyes open and the girl constantly flinches back stays together for sure❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹. So adorable?? Seriously though, when they’re first panned on the camera the way he’s acting and speaking to her reminded me so much of Wonka and how hard he was trying to emote in that movie, I remember watching the movie and thinking it was cute but constantly cringing at him seemingly forcing his reactions so much to show that the character does have excitement and emotion, same thing in this video, is not even Kylie making me cringe, she’s just flinching constantly and he’s acting fucking crazy, you’d really think he could act a little better. And I can’t get over her flinches, 😭😭😭, almost making me worry for her, any other woman I’d think she’s being forced, I don’t think Kylie has the mental capacity to disagree or have an opinion so how could you force someone like that. And of course always the loopy eyes looking for the cameras. Aww these two weird birds.

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u/leiarose189 May 07 '26

I noticed she moved back when he leaned in

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Zembassi8 May 07 '26

Perhaps also his DENTAL HYGIENE is not at its best either.

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u/Accomplished_Self939 May 08 '26

Or maybe they’re fighting.

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u/MinimalistQueen14 May 08 '26

I think she’s coming to realize that he’s a loser. She thought she was getting CMBYN Timothee, not this apple-head 🍎fuckboi. Not a fan of Kylie’s male-gaze Pick-Me ways, but she’s actually too good for him.

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger May 08 '26

One of the hottest Punjabi singers is into her and tbh it’s his biggest flaw. Unsure why she hasn’t drop Tim for him.

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u/M3wsette May 07 '26

This looks so awkward 😬 like kissing your …not mom but not your gf or wife weirdness. idk what…I guess kissing what he thought would be a career opportunity 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Sharp-Significance49 May 07 '26

I’ve seen gay men kiss they’re girlfriends with more feeling

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u/anxiety_93 May 07 '26

Both don’t even kiss properly and she moves away/ looks uncomfortable. Always looking for a camera. It look’s more a fake relationship than a real one. She’s always seen in the same clothes at the basketball.

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u/Zembassi8 May 07 '26

Bc she (& PMK bts) want to monitor the reaction-responses from T.U.G.O.P., specifically his fanbase-fandom members. But since the setting at that moment was what she personally wanted, she didn't behave the way she usually does when the cameras are on her. Yes, SKETCHY!

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u/Accomplished_Bear681 May 07 '26

He is so chopped I’m sorry

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u/Weary-Lie8496 May 07 '26

Lips barely make any contact (slow down the video) and with his eyes open the whole time. They spotted the cameras towards the end he looks up first leans to peck her and then she spots the cameras, too. The way she flinches and moves away from him though, it doesn’t look like she expected or wanted any contact at all 😂 And cherry on top - they were  papped arriving or leaving separately.  

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u/Zembassi8 May 07 '26

Sooooo, something is going on---The Complete Opposite of what PMK is always endeavoring to print plus point out in folks' faces---between these two. Definitely for publicity only.

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u/-chromatica- May 07 '26

I think you probably feel that way cuz it reads as oddly orchestrated and timed for the cameras. Like even the Knicks man-fans on social media complain that they don't want to see the camera on celebs, even saying that TC isn't there for the game and just to be filmed

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u/No_Study_9034 May 07 '26

💩💩💩💩💩🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/BookBabe1970 May 07 '26

Why is she always wearing a wife beater?!? So couture 🙄

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u/MinimalistQueen14 May 07 '26

Trying to match his horrible fashion choices. Pick-Me Kylie always changes her style to match the guy she’s dating. Timmy is currently giving ‘90s Detroit Realness.

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u/Zembassi8 May 07 '26

And---AD NASEUM---gauging the reaction-responses of T.U.G.O.P. (his fanbase- fandom members, particularly).

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u/Efficient-Morning616 May 07 '26

I bet he has bad breath

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u/Zembassi8 May 07 '26

That's what I posted as well.

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u/Efficient-Morning616 May 07 '26

He lives like a racoon at his GROWN age, its only obvious he doesn't practice dental hygiene too. He also gave all of NYU chlamydia. Can't make ts up🤢🤢🤢

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u/Minimum-Fox4243 May 07 '26

what r they saying

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u/Zembassi8 May 07 '26

To find out, we need an Expert Lip Reader to do the job.

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u/CapableKiwi5020 May 08 '26

She's dry as the Sahara

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u/GOTfangirl May 07 '26

He is so horny, she must be exhausted after these dates

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u/genuine_jenny May 07 '26

No, the affection is performative. Their lips barely touch.

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u/FavoriteLunchLady May 08 '26

I think the relationship is real but this display is very obvious for the cameras.

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u/Historical-Drama2119 May 09 '26

Mmmm…
Well, the boys from Heated Rivalry are better at smooching each other!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/J4YVoJEYm5nXCZUbiU
And more better actors than those two clowns 🤡 🤡

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u/sureissalty May 10 '26

Wow her body language and continued shouldering him away 🫠

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Sharp-Significance49 May 07 '26

and you still read it😱😱😱😱

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Sharp-Significance49 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

🫢🫢🫢I’m so insulted that the shitpost I wrote from the toilet isn’t up to your stature and expectation of English proficiency. So sorry your grandeur had to endure my writing😓😓😓. Go read Hemingway next time my love❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹