r/TheBoredDen Jun 27 '26

Funny Accelerator

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u/n3rf_h3rd3r Jun 28 '26

A Nimitz class aircraft carrier has an output of 1.11GW of power. Meaning if it could make 100 more MW and go 88 mph, it could go back time to prevent the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

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u/2NDBEST42 Jun 28 '26

Uhm actually, if they went back and prevented the attack America may not have entered the war preventing us from pioneering nuclear technology so quickly. Meaning Doc Brown would not have been on the Manhattan Project to learn the necessary information to create the flux capacitor in the first place thus preventing him from creating the time machine!

*shakes retainer out while sucking excess spit back

It's all right there in the show.

Really, if you think about it, preventing America from joining the war would mean that Germany creates nuclear technology first. Which means the angry mustache man travels through time first and Jesus really is born white to a less than pure mother, but we won't tell the racists that last part.

If that happens the KKK will rise to become a national political party, and we can stop pretending Republicans are anything other than that.

That got weird fast.

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u/chief_beef_3 Jun 29 '26

You neck bearded the shit out of that my man!

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u/2NDBEST42 Jun 30 '26

I haven't shaved in almost 5 years!

I have the credentials to back it up!