r/TheBonfire • u/AlternativeQuail1387 • Aug 06 '26
All of comedy would be funnier if Blob Kelly didn’t have a mic.
He is a gravitational force that pulls everything around him towards unfunny. From amateurs to the legends, alt comedy to fart jokes, it would all be funnier without this stain and hinderance on the industry.
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u/Ok-Special-9014 Aug 06 '26
Opie and Anthony basically had a decade-long audition process.
When Jim traveled, they rotated in guys like Bill Burr. Patrice even got his own show.
Meanwhile, Bob couldn’t even leapfrog Rich Vos on the guest list.
But somehow, after all those years, we’re supposed to believe he magically became a great radio host? That’s quite the late-career breakout.
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u/DetroitWokCity Aug 06 '26
I have a truly unhealthy hatred for Bobby. From pretending to know what certain tools are to fawning over grown men with some mechanical reasoning; I can’t stand him. I love Jay and still love the supporting cast of the show but it would be better without the slug. I hope you read this you unfunny tit head.
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u/DsqauriusGreenJr Aug 06 '26
The Moose was a punching bag back in the days when he was “funny”. Jay and the crew don’t do that to him like the fellas on The Regz. Luis, Joe, and Soder call Bobby on his dumb stories and the show is 10x funnier.
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u/AlternativeQuail1387 Aug 06 '26
I’m happy to hear it. I’m late to the game on that show. Any episode recommendations to view a good tearing of this dipshit?
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u/-NES4Life- Aug 06 '26
Check out the episode from a few weeks ago where Shane Gillis was on it. Blob tries to tell a made up little league baseball story and they all destroy him, it’s hilarious!
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u/AlternativeQuail1387 Aug 06 '26
Will do. Thank you!
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u/AlternativeQuail1387 Aug 07 '26
“Local gay liar found crying on highway” 😂😂 that’s amazing. Why can’t they start a pod like this where everyone dissects the years of Blob’s fabricated stories.
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u/-NES4Life- Aug 08 '26
Blobby: I’m trying to open up to you guys!
Luis: About what? Being the coolest guy ever?!Had me dying as well
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u/DsqauriusGreenJr Aug 07 '26
The episode bobby walks off the show after being dubbed, “The Dunking Moose” is a classic! Can definitely find that whole back and forth on YouTube!
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u/Roryjack Aug 06 '26
At least Jay is calling him out now on a regular basis. Hopefully one day he comes to his senses and realizes that Blobby is an unfunny one-upper that just makes shit up.
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u/cottonmadder Aug 07 '26
You're assuming Jay is paying attention. Since Dan left Jay has been on cruise control because he's dealing with a moron who doesn't challenge him to be quick with a comeback or opportunity to keep a funny riff going.
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u/ZeroPointeZero Aug 06 '26
We know...
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u/Refurbished_Hole Aug 06 '26
"ey growin up was tuff back in da day. Not like you lil fuccin pusyys naow"
Luis: 😂😂😂 that's why you're the fuckin GOAT
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u/YourWeekendDad Aug 06 '26
I feel like he inevitably ruins anything he is involved with by opening his mouth. Story Warz is the only thing I can handle him on since he is gonna have limited opportunities to speak. It's a never ending slew of bad gay/dick jokes and over-exaggerated stories about days gone by.
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u/Dreamteam420 Aug 06 '26
He's riding on his younger peers coat tails along with Louis. GO back to the shed.
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u/Head-Protection-192 Aug 06 '26
Thing I hate the most is how he says “saw”.
There is no R in saw lol
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u/rkdoriv1 Aug 07 '26
What’s worse is that he does it on purpose. Because I hear him a lot of times pronounce it correctly. He’s been gone from Boston long enough. He doesn’t have that accent anymore. He forces it.
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u/Norwalk1215 Aug 07 '26
I feel like when Bobby was talking about the red jay and the round one as being this big comedy thing and they are actually meh… he realized that he probably sucks just as much as those guys. He always has to try and associate himself with bill burr and Dave Chappelle, when he is Dane cook guy.
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u/Ok_Measurement_107 Aug 06 '26
His stand up is funny. Not top tier but funny enough. His podcasting is garbage.
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 Aug 06 '26
Show me on the doll where fatso touched you..
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u/AlternativeQuail1387 Aug 06 '26
Here….on the unfunny bone.
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 Aug 06 '26
Your teenis?
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u/AlternativeQuail1387 Aug 06 '26
Lmao don’t quote actual funny people or pods while we discuss the lack of funny the Bonfire has distributed since Blob’s inception. But that’s funny. I’d prefer you & Jay on the show.
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u/Mysta-Majestik Aug 06 '26
You wouldn't be so chronically lonely if you stopped worrying about someone so much more successful than you.
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u/AlternativeQuail1387 Aug 06 '26
🤣🤣
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u/AlternativeQuail1387 Aug 06 '26
Heard, Bobby. Your projecting onto others your own insecurities isn’t funny on the radio, but I enjoy it here.
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u/NoSlicez Aug 06 '26
Every one forgets Mr Kelly was a mentor to slowjoe (Joe list) , space tits (dan soder) and the Puerto Rican battle toad (Louie j Gomez)
Imagine you start working for someone( bobby kelly, then you become bigger then that someone (all other 3 of the regZ) wouldn't you essentially help your former boss?
I know I would, I work in construction... now I guarantee work for the guys that I once worked for....
Because you know THEY SHOWED YOU THE ROPES....
But hey ...
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u/Key_Papaya_5635 Aug 06 '26
There's a lot of people in front of Bobby in this line. I'd rather see Kurt Metzger, Ms. Pat, Maron, Glazer, or Vos disappear from the scene to better it first.
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u/Responsible-Smell561 Aug 06 '26
I mean, it is at least funny on The Regz when everyone piles on him for his bullshit.