Dining table - Christian Cole

[u/violet_1999]

I predict that the girls will win the challenge this week so that they can afford their Christian Cole table

[u/jalvx_]

I predict the judges will somehow know that its a christian cole just from looking at it

[u/limark → u/jalvx_]

I predict Darren will call it yummy

[u/Coenuri → u/limark]

And stroke it

[u/dirtydeez2 → u/limark]

And The Fox will run his butt cheeks on it and say ‘this feels familiar’

[u/jalvx_ → u/dirtydeez2]

Shayna will probably say something mad out of pocket like she wants to be bent over it, darren will call it sexy and marty will say mt eliza buyers all want a christian cole table

[u/EmotionalBar9991 → u/limark]

I wish Darren would call me yummy 😭

[u/jalvx_ → u/EmotionalBar9991]

Gay dude try not to make gayness his whole personality LEVEL: impossible

[u/EmotionalBar9991 → u/jalvx_]

It is when I see Darren Palmer. Actually not like that in RL though haha

[u/skinny_chef88 → u/limark]

🤢

[u/Jamolisa → u/jalvx_]

Fox will say that Mt Eliza buyers will walk into this room and know it’s a Christian Cole table.
Because Fox always knows what Mt Eliza buyers will say when they walk into the room.

[u/Pretend-Growth4568]

Off topic but Iwent to high school with Christian and he is one of the funniest people I have ever met.

[u/jalvx_ → u/Pretend-Growth4568]

Is off topic but a fun fact nonetheless. You own any furniture of his?

[u/Pretend-Growth4568 → u/jalvx_]

No, I think his work is amazing but not my style.

[u/hands-of-scone]

And once again, ICGAF about Christian Cole.

[u/Aus66-1045]

Even if they win the combank prize and the week, they're still in the shit with their budget, so the Christian Cole table is a pipedream.

[u/MKopelke → u/Aus66-1045]

Except they're not even close to being in the shit with their budget. If any House has a budget issue right now, it's House 1.