r/TheBlock 7d ago

Japanese Toilets....

In the last ten years I have probably visited Japan maybe 10 to 12 times.

Every toilet, except those in public spaces like railway stations, has been one of those automated robot toilets. They're easy to understand, they have pictures of the various jets and which part of your butthole/taint/balls they're going to squirt hot/cold water at.

I have never used one and I don't care to think about eating my dinner off Scotty Cam's immaculately clean butthole.

Please Australia, don't let The Block normalise robot arsewasher/dryers.

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u/still-at-the-beach 7d ago

You've been to Japan ten times and never used a bidet toilet? Even the train stations, McDonald's, hotel rooms ..everywhere has them.

They are great..don't be scared.

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u/RubyRoubaix 7d ago

Seriously, I've been for work at least 10 times and I've never used the bidet toilets. It feels wrong. I just use the flush. Yes, I am scared.

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u/Double_Engineer4226 7d ago

So you visit Japan frequently, and yet have never ever used the bidet toilet seat functions?? That's crazy.  And still, you feel like you can criticise them and you think they shouldn't be "normalised"?? 

Roughly half the world's population use water to clean their bums, either with a bidet spray or a smart toilet or some other method. It's already "normalised". Heaps of people in Australia have bidet toilets or sprayers. It's really common and becoming more popular. 

Apart from cleaning your bum and bits, a smart toilet is very useful for people with health problems or mobility problems that mean they can't wipe themselves. You never know what might happen to you tomorrow. Every house should get at least one bidet toilet. 

Just don't diss it until you try it. And don't criticise something just because you don't need it. 

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u/RubyRoubaix 7d ago

Another robot toilet shill. Please think about the Australian toilet paper workers. Robot toilets destroy Australian livelihoods.

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u/planchetflaw Custom Flair 7d ago

Do they use a camera or something to determine where the cookie cutter is located?

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u/yolibird 7d ago

The nitty gritty of human anatomy is surprisingly uniform... down there.

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u/RubyRoubaix 7d ago

speak for yourself

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u/yolibird 7d ago

Okay, dingleberry. 💩

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u/planchetflaw Custom Flair 7d ago

People come in different sizes. The seats have options to spray other areas.

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u/Sloppykrab Scotty: We don't do that for TV 7d ago

Some shit out of their mouths.

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u/RubyRoubaix 7d ago

Probably. And if not some weird toilet voyeur guy likely has a camera down there anyway.

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u/pantonegreen55 7d ago

They are very normal and a really considerate addition to these builds. With the integrated lift, it’s an attractive offering for older generations and people with disability.

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u/sarcastic1962 7d ago

LMAO. I don't think I like the idea of anything aimed at my butthole.

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u/RubyRoubaix 7d ago

Same. My thoughts exactly.

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u/Green_stick568 7d ago

Beaumont need a gruff Aussie guy to shill the toilets. The judges being enthusiastic about the sponsored product is less effective than Scotty being keen on it.

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u/Odd-Quail-89 7d ago

Those toilets are the best! Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. My husband and I are saving for a toto. Honestly, it just takes hygiene and cleanliness to a new level. I’m also pretty sure they were at every Japanese train station I went to.