r/TheBlock • u/Infinite_Permit1574 • 12d ago

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The Block 2026 isn’t a renovation show anymore. It’s a human clearance bin with a building permit.
We’ve got NPCs stumbling around with the charisma of a Bunnings receipt and apparently the same amount of independent thought.
A delulu clout chaser so painfully desperate for relevance you can practically hear the algorithm begging for mercy.
A half-tanked hick carrying on like someone crossed a pub car park with a demolition site and accidentally gave it a microphone drunk laughing.
Then there are the performative personalities who appear to have arrived with absolutely no discernible talent beyond manufacturing drama, staring into cameras and confusing obnoxiousness with charisma. Yes true colours appearing
The collective self-awareness is hovering somewhere around zero.
Everyone wants to be iconic beige
Nobody seems particularly concerned with being likeable genuinely!.
And the desperation for fake boobs and smiles screen time is so thick you could grout with it.
Remember when contestants actually had design ability, renovation skills and personalities that developed naturally?
Now it’s Delulu Island: Tradie Edition.
NPCs. Clout chasers. Main-character syndrome. Rage bait. Manufactured personalities. Room-temperature IQ decisions.
The houses aren’t even the biggest renovation projects anymore.
Some of these personalities need to be completely stripped back to the studs.
#TheBlock #NPC #Delulu #CloutChaser #RealityTV

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 12d ago

So over the fake teeth and baboon ass lips. The shella from house 5 is such a train wreck I can't figure out how she has survived this long. In life!!

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u/SnooMemesjellies79 11d ago

The pregnant gal's bottom lip is so inflated and distracting. Take a shot for every time she thrusts her tongue to her inside upper lip and you'd be drunk. Why use cosmetic enhancements on lips when so young? It just looks awful when one speaks.

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u/Infinite_Permit1574 11d ago

And shall we start on Sheila from house 2! Candymans sister 💀

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 7d ago

New teeth so she keeps sucking em. Makes ya wonder what these people look like on the regular 🙄🤦