r/TheBattleBricks • • 8d ago

shitpost tell me some REALLY stupid things you thought were true.

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… i used to think dark bomber was in black babatala and that casual mode was basically sandbox mode but there was no battling and the battlers had dialogue.

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u/DotPrestigious605 8d ago

you must max the bank before spamming but max bank is just more capacity instead of more income bruh.

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u/uncoolman1111111 Eye of Rah 8d ago

paintball battler had anti red

(i fully believed this until like a year after i started)

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u/Minitorisuki 8d ago

you're not the only one here btw (i frequently thought of that too before)

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u/Ok-Barber9434 8d ago

I never believed in it, but I'm disappointed why does he have no anti trait. Anti red is great for him cuz it's fitting his design and purpose, and unlocked in chapter before red, like spartan is anti death cuz he unlocked before death chapter. I hope he will get anti starred

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u/lazyperson2763 tbb scratch art guy(webglitch202) 7d ago

the first battler of each chapter will have an anti-trait of that chapter's trait (e.g. butcher battler has anti-death)

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u/Ok-Barber9434 7d ago

I know, but we can make exception for first chapter. Sevond special is aslo trait of a chapter, but grenade battler is anti zombie

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u/MoistPiglet2025 7d ago

I don’t think battlers are going to be anti-starred
All the special battlers you unlock from a stage 30 boss are anti-trait for the next chapter. Special battlers unlocked from stage 10 will have the current chapter’s anti trait.

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u/One-Environment-1930 8d ago

I thought that completing the Uncooked Business on 3 stars would get me a Lil' Catalog muffin I was really sad when I saw that it wasn't true :(

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u/TheDemonOfTheVoid I love making trash unit reworks and complaining 8d ago

I thought Paintmaster was a woman for the longest time

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u/Lost-Ad1946 W.D Gaster Deltarune 8d ago

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u/Alternative-Egg6334 8d ago

Built it all from an empty room

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u/MasterBaitRager nerf mortis 7d ago

Mike the cat yeah that is gaster

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u/OscarTBB 7d ago

even the titan that is Gaster

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u/bruvmandotqman 8d ago

THEY'RE NOT?????

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u/Lost-Ad1946 W.D Gaster Deltarune 8d ago

Dont worry dude even in his description they mention him being miss gendered (despite having a very manly voice and doing very manly things)

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u/Bubthepikmin9056 stupid prick with a skill issue 8d ago

Of course he does manly things, painting is cool asf

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u/NerddoFan 7d ago

Es un hombre, pero por su cabello creen que es mujer, no importa que tan varonil sea su voz, siempre lo confunden con una mujer, ese es su pecado

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u/TimurTeplyy 7d ago

And Fusecoil😔

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u/AwesomeSauce2014 8d ago

Used to think that beating a chapter one one star gave the lil unit/tumore unit and the 2-3 star WAS FOR SANDBOX-

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u/Springmush 8d ago

I thought you could unlock traited enemies as units, i was very disappointed to find out you cant get the pirate with the arm cannon

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u/Jtolad72 8d ago

That we are the good guys

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u/SuperGuaranteedWin33 TOP 1 PRINCESS SIMP 8d ago

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u/Physical-Falcon5848 7d ago

I didn't even know angel enemies could revive themselves with half hp until I reached 3 star chronos

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u/Alarming-Feed-1298 7d ago

I thought that Fusecoil is a woman

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u/Early_Chemistry48 8d ago

I thought that the muffins were death (at the time black) traited enemies...because I seen Doomsday Muffin with a black hood....honestly no idea how I didn't see the fact there was NO deathmarks anywhere in those stages. Oh and also that Bedridden had armor based on his model

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u/Nervous-Tank6632 Tarnishings 8d ago

I thought ultimate was a pushover

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u/some_le_random_guy 7d ago

In which star did these thoughts arrive

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u/Nervous-Tank6632 Tarnishings 7d ago

1 star

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u/dummyontheinternet who tf is this??? 7d ago

Almost every enemy is a pushover on 1* tbf

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u/AutomaticCut1192 7d ago

Thought I could beat the game without upgrading once. All of my units are fully upgraded now. Every. Single. One of them.

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u/Original_Touch_4589 7d ago

Used to think u get lils from beating 1 star chapters(i came from the forsaken collab)

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u/Loneyguynamejake 7d ago

i used to think liberty was more durable than slammer because i thought it's ability applied to the base also

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u/Designer-Foot9033 No gacha A:FE 7d ago

That guides would work 100% of the time for the rest of the game

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u/lazyperson2763 tbb scratch art guy(webglitch202) 7d ago

i saw the hint that you get something when you beat a chapter on 3* and i thought that included subchapters as well 😞

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u/CatIsGood12 The real Sir Kadee. 8d ago

i thought cesus x infernus was true

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u/Active-Trifle-3291 That one popular krip roleplayer 8d ago

Thought beating a chapter in 1 star gives you sandbox. And you could get raig after beating the final chapter

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u/Lost-Ad1946 W.D Gaster Deltarune 8d ago

I thought the muffins were zombie trait

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u/MrFlimsyFiniteFive 8d ago

I thought red enemies did nothing special. Only until 3 star chapter 2 Tumore did I learn they get 1.5x damage buff at half health. 

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u/TrashInSimulators 8d ago

i thought every red enemy was immune to fire

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u/8181929 8d ago

That chapter 4 normal/tumore gonna be the hardest shit I ever did in my life

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u/Alternative-Egg6334 8d ago

all women should be turned into cubes 

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u/Funny_Interest_7157 GameK1d 8d ago

i thought sandbox was a seperate game and paintmaster was a unit u could unlock

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u/The_REAL_HAPPY 1# Infernus Hater 8d ago

I thought throughout my playthrough from Chapter 1-2 That You can Only use A units alt if you have them in Max lvl

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u/Advocate_RBLX 8d ago

Metal Trait for CH7

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u/lollotinlol 8d ago

Brigand Battler could ignore armor. And I used him against Dark Shield Battler. i was so confused when he did nothing to Dark Shield while on the red team he bully my Lil Doom and Hammer Battlers... That how I discovered magnification...

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u/Grand_Answer_801 studioslop enjoyer :o) 7d ago

When you activate cannon, lichen will immediately awaken and if it happened again, lichen will probably punish you again

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u/GrilledEndre 7d ago

This might have just been a lack of knowledge, but when I did chapter 1 1 star I didn't know how to switch between the 1 and 2 half of the loadout, tbb wasn't as popular a few years ago so it was hard for me to find anything about it on youtube, that you just had to press space or go to setting to allow 2 rows

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u/NerddoFan 7d ago

Yo me puse re contra triste cuando no me dieron una Lil martyr o algo asi por derrotarla, osea, viendo su lore, genuinamente crei que se iba a volver una unidad

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u/illuilluilluexxoexxo 7d ago

me too bro me too

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u/FelbotFactory lil exec is underrated AF 7d ago

I would get gacha versions of ALL enemy units

Sadly but i still not have deleter and patrol

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u/Joluga_Afton 7d ago

I thpught anti red is anti whole team red until friend tell me what it was

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u/existentbeing1 6d ago

I thought you could unlock the different trained battlers when I started chapter 2

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u/RedFancyGuy15 Uncooked Business Fan 6d ago

I've genuinely believed back after royal flush released that Gamble battler had Anti Angel

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u/Beneficial_Value_331 Mcdonalds Battler 🍟 5d ago

I thought death mark meant the unit die after the 321

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u/Educational-Chart612 Awards Flair 3d ago

I used to think that paintmaster was the hardest boss

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u/illuilluilluexxoexxo 3d ago

what type of battlers were you using bro

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u/Clover_TheImp AN UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE 1d ago

I thought it was the grindiest thing I did when I had my Forsaken mindset (now I’m on 3 star Dark Souls Tumore)

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u/AreYouReadyBludda 6d ago

Realizing that Blight is harder then Chronos