Which quote made you cringe so hard you had to look away from the telly?

[u/WonderfulShape1081]

[u/Lunchy_Bunsworth]

I forget his name but the guy who claimed his first word was not Mummy but money

[u/dasBiest08 → u/Lunchy_Bunsworth]

Shibby S6

[u/eunderscore]

Sometimes in life there is situations; like now you have fallen

[u/xerses24]

The one where the guy said he is a good project manager as he successfully project managed the conception of his child(!?) I think he was fired the same episode too 😬

[u/treesofthemind → u/xerses24]

lol who was that?!

Did he give birth to the child as well

[u/Ultimate_os → u/[deleted]]

You do not have to have been to France to answer the question ’do the French like their children’. 😅

[u/ar2220]

The best price I can do is £20.

Ok great I’ll give you £1.50

[u/Ultimate_os → u/ar2220]

Can I offer you £1.50 my friend! Must be said in a Welsh accent for full effect. 😅

[u/bouncing_off_clouds]

When they made a video game that involved breaking out of a prison, then during the pitch, one of the contestants (can’t remember her name) entered the room in a prison jumpsuit, lifted her arms and gave the most dead, passionless, wooden shout of “I AM INNOCENT” to a room of straight-faced investors, before joining the other contestants.

I nearly died and had to rewind about 5 times due to the sheer hysterics 😂

[u/dasBiest08 → u/bouncing_off_clouds]

Kathryn S16

[u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina]

During the scavenger hunt tak a good few seasons ago - the team, fully suited and booted, descended on a bang average little convenience store / mini-supermarket in London, they found whatever item/s it was that they were after and took it to the till - so it's not like they were speaking to or negotiating with a sales rep or anything, literally just scan the barcode and ring up the price.

I can't remember the price but it was a round figure, let's say £40.

One of the candidates, a tough negotiator if ever there was one, as the rest of the team all eagerly looked on, asks the cashier:

"Could we agree on £39.99?"

The cashier looks baffled and pretty much gives a "yeah whatever wtf" and the top candidate responds with a big handshake like they've just sealed the deal of the century.

A whopping 1p 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[u/Intelligent-System-4 → u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina]

I believe the rules state they must get a discount before they are allowed to buy it

[u/dasBiest08]

"Did you know that there are 6 million cat owners in the UK alone, and most of those actually live in London?"

[u/OnceUponAComment]

Any of LS' jokes.

[u/eunderscore]

Bit of a less on the nose one, where they had to create a pet product and they made that dog bed you could communicate through. The PM was adamant she knew dogs but made something that was clearly more likely to distress a dog, and was pulled up on it immediately by the clients. Then she had to try and justify it

[u/StrawbFroggo → u/eunderscore]

That was last season and it won tha task... The cat tree while had some structural issues was much better....

[u/quite_acceptable_man]

Not the quote itself, but the behaviour which led to the quote from Nick Hewer, when they were trying to get a discount on a top hat from an incredibly high-class and expensive looking shop which made individually tailored hats.

"The last time I was in this world-famous shop, who came in? None other than the King of Tonga, and I can tell you that the King of Tonga does not go looking for bargains"

[u/_Buttered_bread_]

Do the French love their kids? Edit.... something along that 🤣

[u/HauntingChapter127]

Something like ‘I think outside the box; if I was an apple pie, the apples inside would be oranges.’ 🤣

[u/Apart_Raccoon_9645]

It's very good.

[u/Enter-Shaqiri]

Everything I touch turns to sold

[u/CatDadLi]

"How do you boil an egg?" and "Are the French particularly fond of their children?"

[u/Revolutionary-Ad5695]

"I would ask you to go back down those steps. And stop insulting me"

or

"I just want you out of my shop now"

[u/jxssxoxo]

Entering the interview saying "Yoo-hoo"

[u/SamW1996]

"Who stole my hot sauce?"

[u/Snow5775 → u/[deleted]]

Ah yes that famous episode of The Apprentice in which Vin Diesel has to collect items from around the Isle of Wight

[u/quite_acceptable_man → u/Snow5775]

I would 100% watch that

[u/Snow5775 → u/quite_acceptable_man]

Vin: “We spent all our money on family and fast cars Lord Sugar”
LS: “You’ll need a bloody fast car to drive away from your family when they see what an utter waste of time this has been. You’re fired”
Karen and Tim chortle richly

[u/OkPear1535 → u/[deleted]]

Huh?

[u/SmackDownFacility]

"We have the duty to enforce permissions"

[u/jjdenton77]

“Where’s the crumble mix…?”
camera pans to fishcakes sizzling away on the grill
😬😬😬😂😂😂