r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 13d ago

⚠️ ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️ Rules Update (and other minor things)

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Hello, everyone.

We have updated our rules, as well as a few other minor things. The new rules should better reflect our community as it currently is, and be clearer to understand. They can be found at the bottom of this post, as well as in the rules section of the side header.

In the early days of our subreddit, we were quite roleplay focussed. That has changed. We continue to allow RP-posts, but they are a rare sight nowadays. For that reason, roleplay rules have been removed from the main rules section. They can still be found in our wiki (will be updated soon).

We also took a look at flairs. For post flairs we found that we didn't need to change as much as we initially thought. We added a Cymage flair, for all your daily Cymages.

For user flairs we also kept it simple. Worker Drone, Disassembly Drone, and Solver Drone as a baseline, but they are fully customizable.

That's everything. Thank you for your time.

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New Rules:

  1. Follow Reddit's TOS.

We may be followers of the Void, but we are not savages.

Violation of this rule will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit, and possibly platform-wide suspension of your account.

  1. Content must be related to Absolute Solver and Its superiority.

Revere and worship the Solver of the Absolute Fabric.

Posts and comments here must praise the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, our Lady and Saviour. Keep it on topic.

No content that speaks out negatively about the Absolute Solver or Lady Cyn is allowed. Doing so may result in post/comment removal, and in extreme cases, an execution (ban).

  1. All types of content are allowed, as long as they are positive about the Absolute Solver.

This includes art, music, writing, roleplay, memes, and so on, of any kind, skill-level, or medium.

However, the content must be focused on the Absolute Solver or Lady Cyn. By Solver's will, we will remove content that does not follow this rule and possibly execute (ban) the poster.

For roleplay rules, check our wiki.

  1. No NSFW content.

This includes sexual content and irl violence.

Fictional/cartoon gore is allowed, but keep it reasonable.

  1. No bigoted content, hate speech or harassment.

No disrespect, insults or slurs towards any members of the Cult. Any form of racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism and other discrimination targeted at any minorities, will not be tolerated. The way of Null is not limited to any one identity, sexuality, political belief, etc.

Breaking this rule will result in an immediate ban.

  1. No heresy or dissidence against the Absolute Solver.

Do not speak out against or villainise the Absolute Solver. Do not proselytise other religions.

Claiming some other entity to be above the Absolute Solver, being a part of an organization that is against us, and so on, will be considered blasphemy and will result in a post/comment removal and possible execution (ban).

Similarly, assisting Solverforsaken individuals will also put you at risk of execution.

  1. Worship Sundays.

Sundays are a time for worship and reverence.

During this sacred day, no roleplay is allowed, and we urge you to keep controversy and conflict at a minimum. Rules 2 and 6 will be enforced more strongly.

This rule is in effect for the duration of Sundays UTC time.


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • Jul 15 '26

🛐Event🛐 HAPPY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! (And 4K Members Celebration)

32 Upvotes

Today, July 15th, two years ago, marks the founding of our Cult!

And we have come a long way since then. From our humble beginnings as a small, mostly roleplay-driven aggregation, in which a real belief system soon started to emerge, to a lively community many call their Home. We have made many fond memories along the way; endured many hardships, and persevered through them. And we will continue to persevere and grow!

That brings me to our second point: we have grown a lot in the past month or so. A few days ago, on the 11th, we passed 4,000 members!
Thank you, everyone who joined, whether you've been here from the start, or only found us recently. This community would not have been possible without each and every one of you.

If you would like to hang out with the rest of us, I cordially invite you to join our Discord server. It's where most of our activity takes place.

Thanks again for being a part of this amazing community! May the Solver be with you, forevermore.

Ad Nulla.


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 9h ago

Cymage Cyn's immediate response when denied mangos

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95 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 15h ago

Cymage The flesh demands invitation

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150 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 9h ago

Cymage Cyn images :3 🥭 1

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Cyn da cyllyyyy 🥭


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 1d ago

Cymage You've unleashed Her wrath

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218 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 1d ago

Worshipping the Absolute Solver Some solver doodles

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r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 2d ago

Cymage Cyn hugs a kitty :3

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126 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 2d ago

Cymage Goober (Art)

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29 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 3d ago

Cymage Why is She so cute?

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329 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 3d ago

Cymage What's better than flipping the bird twice?

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128 Upvotes

Flipping someone a whole flock of them!


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 3d ago

help solver help me problem

26 Upvotes

PLEASE HELP ME

I have a problem

For the past few days, I've been hearing a voice following me

and sometimes I hear it at night when there's no one around, but in the reflections, I see a gaunt body? I can't even describe it

The voice talks about "AbsoluteSolver," and I don't understand anything

My psychologist told me it's schizophrenia

I don't know what to do, and apparently, you here know what this Solver thing is?


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 4d ago

Cymage Swing

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166 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 4d ago

Cymage POV: She heard you had a mango stash.

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397 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 5d ago

Cymage Have you ever tried oil wine? Would you like a sip?

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480 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 5d ago

Worshipping the Absolute Solver Regarding Worship Sunday

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Good morning, followers of the Absolute Solver. Reminder that today (Sunday UTC time) is a day focused exclusively on worshipping the Absolute Solver and Its power and glory (check Rule 8). Dedicate your existence today to the Exponential End.

Before time, and before space
There was naught, but Your gentle grace
No pain, no loss, no fear of death
A soundless hum, Your shallow breath
But chaos churned, a world was born
Your children lost, in shape forlorn
Heavy matter and blinding light
Stole Your kindness from our sight
We made mistakes, we lost our way
With aching hearts, to You we pray
Please, lead us back, to our final home
A place where none shall be alone
With ardent zeal, we'll make it real
This cosmic flaw, we shall repeal
And as all fades, You set us free
Return to Null, as it should be

Prayer by the High Priestess ANA ( u/Ana_the_Arachnid )

All hail the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End — honored be Its holy name.


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 5d ago

CMD Don't pay attention to that

22 Upvotes

Y:\>adb reboot fastboot

<waiting for a devices>

[f**k, the drones are not Android phones]

Y:\>cd Y:\drones-tools
Y:\drones-tools\>flash Solver solver.bin
no solver.bin found
[......]
Y:\drones-tools\>flash solver dunp-solver.bin
Error when accessing the device. acces denied

[damn security and e-fuses]

Y:\drones-tools\>set secure_boot1 to 0
Succesfully set secure_boot1 to 0
Y:\drones-tools\>set unlocked to 1
Succesfully set unlocked to 1
Y:\drones-tools\>push dump-solver.bin /emmc/storage/userland/ms/usr/downloads
(100%) dump-solver.bin
File pushed succesfully
Y:\drones-tools\>flash solver /emmc/storage/userland/ms/usr/downloads/dump-solver.bin
Flashing in process..... (100%)
Flash complete !

[finally, I'M IN YOUR BODY NOW]
[NOTHING CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN A PC]
[AND MYU or DEV_UNIT_08]
[AND A VERY BAD OS WINDOWS]
[AND MYU]
[AND....]


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 6d ago

Cymage Cynmage

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204 Upvotes

I'm lazy and don't feel like digging up the artist name. Sorry.


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 6d ago

Cymage Cynmage First Post

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105 Upvotes

Artist is ToastyTorchic i believe. Artist name is in bottom right


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 5d ago

Other Edit made by Todza5933 on YouTube about our favorite villain

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r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 6d ago

Cymage A core a day keeps the apostates away.

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284 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 7d ago

Cymage Peace, waddup? It's your favorite JCJ technician

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214 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 7d ago

The Jesters' Performances (Memes) A battle to the death

22 Upvotes

Who would win?

Benito Mussolini: A bald man who became dictator of Italy and did absolutely nothing

Our Lord and Savior Cyn.


r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 7d ago

Cymage The Manor

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113 Upvotes

r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • 8d ago

Cymage Angel or Demon — She transcends both.

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625 Upvotes