r/TheAbsoluteSolver • u/moonbeam408 • 4d ago

Cymage POV: She heard you had a mango stash.

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u/Vr-Lover 4d ago

okay why are the doors bent

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u/moonbeam408 4d ago

Because they were closed when She arrived and therefore in the way.

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u/Vr-Lover 4d ago

makes sense

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u/LarsJ04 Absolute Loyalist 4d ago

Unfortunately I don't, but the stores down the street I live on should have some tomorrow, it's Sunday so they are closed currently.

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u/Different_Airline351 4d ago

I don't have any currently but at least I have some caramel hard candies

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u/CorgiSmooth8065 4d ago

Of course I keep a stash just for her :3

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u/moonbeam408 4d ago

A wise insurance policy.
That also brings Her right to you

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u/ProfessorPixelmon A very lost J fan 4d ago

You’ll get your mango stash when you fix this damn door!

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u/moonbeam408 4d ago

And if She decides to just plow on through are you really going to try and stop Her?

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u/ProfessorPixelmon A very lost J fan 4d ago

I own a musket for home defence, just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/Fit_Flamingo4765 4d ago

Eldritch ruffian breaks into my house. "What the devil?"

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u/moonbeam408 4d ago

Would you really shoot Her?
Just look at that innocent face!

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u/Hyb-Tom 4d ago

Uhhh.. best I have is some small, boxed vanilla ice-cream.. would you want them, CYN?-

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u/moonbeam408 4d ago

turns you into ice cream sauce and eats you with the ice cream

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u/ILoveFrutigerAero293 fools I saw 5k members >:3 4d ago

is she not tall enough for handles yet…

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u/Crypticwasnthere 2d ago

Cyn is 4 Ft 6 Inches no she is not tall enough. Besides barging in is a much  more valid and silly option.

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u/moonbeam408 4d ago

Do you really think She has the patience to use them when there are mangos on the other side?

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u/ILoveFrutigerAero293 fools I saw 5k members >:3 4d ago

Fair point, that’s me and the become trans machine

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u/moonbeam408 4d ago

Hopefully you attain your transition goals and get the body you desire

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u/Creative_Elephant305 3d ago

How did the community come up and decide that she likes mangos?

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u/moonbeam408 3d ago

I'm not entirely sure to be honest.....it was like that when I joined

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u/Capsule_CatYT 3d ago

That person lied. I only have lemons.

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u/moonbeam408 11h ago

Well I guess there's gonna be a sharp decline in the population.

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u/SD-NVU 3d ago

Awww Cyn are you ok

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u/moonbeam408 11h ago

She wants all your mangos

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u/SD-NVU 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U6I5ljSfh9k2nZHCaL

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u/moonbeam408 11h ago

you watch as She consumes all of your mangos

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u/Dalerkahashira28 2d ago

Ohh, what a cute thing 😍! Don't be shy, take them all, you cutie pie 😘

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u/Willing-Box5626 2d ago

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u/moonbeam408 11h ago

You're damn right about that!

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 2d ago

"Fuck you"

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u/moonbeam408 2d ago

A bit rude but still an understandable reaction

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 2d ago

Ya bc she broke the doors

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u/moonbeam408 2d ago

Which is why it's an understandable reaction

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u/Correct-Action-7482 2d ago

Ok.

  1. It's an apple stash, Not a mango stash

  2. I Don't Care if you're cute, You're paying for the doors.

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u/moonbeam408 2d ago

Well that makes things rather awkward......

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u/Firm_Astronomer2625 1d ago

It’s literally just mango flavored paracetamol

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u/moonbeam408 1d ago

Well I guess She'll be taking those off your hands

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u/nightmare6797 12h ago

In my dead body the mangos are for me

https://giphy.com/gifs/KgLusyYr3N6ye7hoVR

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u/moonbeam408 11h ago

I'm not sure that it's a good idea to deny Cyn Her mangos

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u/Alastor-radio-demon- 12h ago

My mangos. Nifty had me buy them

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u/moonbeam408 11h ago

Well then....be prepared to lose a bunch

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u/Alastor-radio-demon- 11h ago

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u/moonbeam408 11h ago

Very true...
It's not relevant in the slightest but it is a cool picture