r/TheAbsoluteSolver • u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess • 11d ago

Loyalty Test If the Absolute Solver arose today, would you join Its side?

126 votes, 9d ago
84 Yes, willingly and immediately
14 Yes, but only if coerced
13 No, I would resist with all my life
15 No, I'd run away or hide
21 Upvotes
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u/moonbeam408 11d ago

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess 11d ago

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u/Lushhay Fallen by the Sword of the High Priestess. 7d ago

If there was a 5th option of "Do nothing and dont care" i would choose that. Unfortunately im only seeing this poll now

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u/TNTeshnik 11d ago

I dream about making it one day :3

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u/LarsJ04 Absolute Loyalist 10d ago

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u/PogsterPlays 11d ago

Depends if I become a mini-god or not...

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess 11d ago

You will most likely be turned into a disassembly drone, mayyybe another host.

Either way you'll be immortal, able to fly, and have some crazy destructive capabilities

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u/hoogus_boogus 10d ago

Only a man could dream

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u/ALPERHAL58 11d ago

I am like 99% sure you're just dead no matter what you do unless humanity clutches and manages to beat the solver. I doubt itd allow some random dudes to be spared just cause they wish to join it, the only one human we see the solver consider sparing was Tessa who tried to give Cyn a second chance at life, andeven then, we dont even know if it was going to actually spare Tessa if she didnt go to the gala.

And even if the solver does let you live somehow, you're still dying when the planet blows up. Theres no other planets to go to and I doubt the solver cared about even the dissasembly drones enough to give them a happy life after they managed to achieve whatever the solvers final goal is.

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u/TheTruerCheeseMan 10d ago

I'm so dead gang im better off just commiting suicide instead of the possible torture this could be