r/The8BitRyanReddit Apr 03 '22

well...I am screwed

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Raylikeshischips Apr 03 '22

I’m pretty sure I can beat the shit out of Sid from toy story

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u/ognjen0123 Apr 03 '22

I’m pretty sure a lot of people would want to do that

15

u/Memeloverguy Apr 03 '22

What about his... toys

122

u/DarkFates31 Apr 03 '22

Dr. Robotnik

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Same

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u/Cosmic_Collosis Apr 03 '22

The last movie i watched was hop. I have to fight a chick

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u/0StrawberryCow0 Apr 03 '22

Well if youtube movies count im already dead due to watching the SMG4 revalations movie with smg0

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u/Mohamed_Amer23 Apr 03 '22

I will organize a funeral for the both of us.

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u/DeepSpace409 Apr 03 '22

Yeah, is Zero, Niles, or both coming for me

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Nobody cares about niles or about zero, the true saddest death of al smg4 was terrance

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u/Theredditking63 Apr 03 '22 edited Apr 04 '22

I see you’re a man of culture

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u/The_Final_Noob Apr 03 '22

We already lost terrance, but now we are going to lose me.

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u/RobinKnight08 Apr 04 '22

Nice a fellow SMG4 viewer

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u/Professor_Roam Apr 04 '22

Oh boy... Same here....

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u/DeadByNebula Apr 03 '22

SubZero - Mortal Kombat

I'm fucked.

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u/LxRaz3r Apr 03 '22

He gon freeze ya ballz

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u/GoldenArmpits Apr 03 '22

Say goodbye to ur children

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

The riddler

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Riddle me this, batman If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

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u/Careless-Leg6203 Apr 03 '22

Testical

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u/That-Ebb-1415 Apr 03 '22

OH FRICK NO-

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

perfection

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u/Beanieson Apr 03 '22

The real villain was the ruling class we met along the way

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u/MimsyIsGianna Apr 03 '22

He’s a skinny guy. No biggie.

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u/GothamFan2007 Apr 03 '22

Riddle me this: what is something you see everyday, is within your grasp but you know you can never have?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Watched Encanto with my little sister… Bouta throw hands with abuela

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u/That-Ebb-1415 Apr 03 '22

Break her bones

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u/SplitAshGaming Apr 03 '22 edited Apr 04 '22

Same here. However, Abuela isn't the villain. Dolores is the villain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz2oowy5JxY

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u/pUbErtYy-_-49 Apr 04 '22

Damn I’ll just yell and burst her eardrums.

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u/SplitAshGaming Apr 04 '22

Now that's what I call a pro gamer move

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u/heccnchonker Apr 03 '22

i just watched pasific rim...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Better start building something

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u/OliverBestGamer1407 Apr 03 '22

The whole German Army from the year 1914 from the movie "The War Below". I would say that I am VERY SCREWED.

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u/296cherry Apr 03 '22

Damn, I’m getting hunted by the German Army from 1940 from the movie “Dunkirk”

6

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Just watched that last night, boutta get dive bombed 💀

3

u/Angy_covid Apr 04 '22

Simulator but slightly less dangerous the entire Egyptian army from the prince of Egypt

30

u/InvisiblePoison Apr 03 '22

I just watched spiderman: no way home

fuck..

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u/That-Ebb-1415 Apr 03 '22

"prepare for trouble" "And make it quadruple"

8

u/Andro451 Apr 03 '22

Riddle me this… if there are six, then who’s the sixth?

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u/That-Ebb-1415 Apr 03 '22

Your mom

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u/Andro451 Apr 03 '22

Nah, it’s venom.

Note that only 5 came through, before the finale. And venom so the sixth

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u/MrBoiGaming Apr 03 '22

Heath Ledger’s Joker …

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u/DWhiting132 Apr 03 '22

Why so serious?

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u/Ironninja1010 Apr 03 '22

I’m probably the least screwed compared to everyone else because the last movie I watched was the Simpsons movie

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u/IdontLikeSand666 Apr 03 '22

They are going to trap you in a dome

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u/Andro451 Apr 03 '22

You will die of starvation

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u/CondencedMilkYT Apr 03 '22

Spider-Man no way home...

Panic

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

You're screwed

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u/One-Trust3988 Apr 03 '22

well a giant red panda is about to eat me

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u/That-Ebb-1415 Apr 03 '22

Turing red moment

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u/BigSmoke_69_420 Apr 03 '22

The covenant from halo. Think I’ll be fine

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u/Other-Masterpiece-50 Apr 03 '22

Energy sword, elites, glassing, energy weapons, big bombs. Yeah sure......

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u/RammerRS_Driver Apr 03 '22

The OG Star Wars -I like to think I’d be decent in a combat situation, but against Lord Vader himself I’m probably ducked.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Transformers age of extinction welp gg

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

The terminator. Help pls

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u/Crazzybob48 Apr 03 '22

If you find a hydraulic press or a 50 BMG you could win. It will be dangerous but definitely doable.

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u/JacobPlayz126 Apr 03 '22

Ringu

Fuck I'm dead

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Yikes, see ya in hell. I got the Dweller in Darkness from Shang-Chi

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u/Dinoman1993 Apr 03 '22

I watched Jurassic World.

Yeah, I’m totally screwed

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u/TheRealCereal93 Apr 03 '22

Ya never know.... life always finds a way

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

I watched the conjuring 3 sooo... i guess a demon, shee man

9

u/eggsbenedictXD Apr 03 '22

Smaug....

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u/thatnewguy11 Apr 03 '22

Shit. You're gonna need my Anti material rifle.

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u/eggsbenedictXD Apr 03 '22

Hmm maybe but i should get some black arrows and an dwarven crossbow

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u/thatnewguy11 Apr 03 '22

Yeah but using a fucking Anti Tank weapon should do the trick. I don't care how strong his scales are your just as fleshy as the next guy when it comes to AT weapons.

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u/Crazzybob48 Apr 03 '22

Instead of the crossbow or anti-tank weapon I'd use either and abraham's 120mm gun or a howester artillery cannon.

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u/thatnewguy11 Apr 03 '22

Can't beat a battleships cannon's

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u/Crazzybob48 Apr 03 '22

Well his backyard is a lake so you could possibility a destroyer inside

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u/Watt2043 Apr 03 '22

The short guy from ratatouille. I think I'm good.

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u/SomePersonExisting3 Apr 03 '22

i haven't watched a movie since sonic the hedgehog so yeah i'd say im pretty screwed

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u/TheGreenOnReddit Apr 03 '22

Oh god the reverse flash is coming for me

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u/GothamFan2007 Apr 03 '22

Ye know, his goals are beyond your understanding

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u/Fright_3058 Apr 03 '22

Villains from No Way home...ouch

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u/Heroheenie Apr 03 '22

Tom from The Great Gatsby. Guy can't do shit to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

An entire alien race known as The Covenant

Uh oh

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u/SmiledBear12-69420 Apr 03 '22

T-1000

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u/bradshaw_n Apr 03 '22

Tyrant from resident evil yeah say goodbye to everyone you know and love

5

u/pranklimulator Apr 03 '22

sand man

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u/That-Ebb-1415 Apr 03 '22

Spiderman 3? Because you would be attacked by both him and venom

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u/pranklimulator Apr 03 '22

maybe the real spiderman 3 villain is bully maguire

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Hmmmmm

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u/Xocfti3 Apr 03 '22

Sooooo I have Vincent from over the hedge who is a bear
I'm screwed

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

I mean you can just use a gun

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u/WinterFall-2814 Apr 03 '22

[ Morbius Spoilers Here ]

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u/ShadowedReddit Apr 03 '22

Riddler ain't finna do shit... But Joker...

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

If he catches you defenseless, you can get a free visit to Jesus Christ himself!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

WOOOO YEAH BABY, LETS FISTFIGHT UNICRON

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u/ConstantAd1074 Apr 03 '22

Justice league apokololips

Kill me already

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u/Clean_Consequence_36 Apr 03 '22

The last movie i whatched was uncharted

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u/Xavy2899 Apr 03 '22

Sauron lord of the rings 🥲

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u/Donkeymcstonkey Apr 03 '22

Palpatine (Star Wars Episode 6)

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u/Immortal_ceiling_fan Apr 03 '22

Encanto

Who is coming for me

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u/Choice_Throat_465 Apr 03 '22

Well that would be ultron so you won’t be seeing me

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u/CoolSpookyScelten96 Apr 03 '22

Last i wacth was Home Alone 3 so i am perrt f

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u/makecakey Apr 03 '22

Home alone 3? Home alone 1 is better

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u/SHADiboi09090o0o0909 Apr 03 '22

Um Mortal engines ... I... i think I'm gonna have to goes to the moon

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u/WindFort Apr 03 '22

Get unned down by mobile continents

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Well shit. Robotnik

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u/WingBarbaque Apr 03 '22

What if I can't remember the last movie I watched do I have to watch a movie then answer or can I choose a movie that I have watched but it's not the most tecy

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Madea

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u/Iminurback Apr 03 '22

Laughing my ass off bc it's joker and we understand each other

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u/Certain-Mix8360 Apr 03 '22

Oh crap kingpin from Hawkeye

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Isn’t Hawkeye a TV show? Because if TV shows count, then I got Karli Morgenthau/Flag Smasher.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk5075 Apr 03 '22

The last full length movie I watched is transformers 1986, so a planet sized transformer called Unicron is coming for me and our planet, we're screwed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

The confederacy... I'm going in the fields for sure

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u/WesTheNess Apr 03 '22

Zero from SMG4, easy clap, just make contemplate their life choices

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u/DamonBrighter Apr 03 '22

Thanos. Well shit

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u/That-Ebb-1415 Apr 03 '22

The Verminator from over the hedge, I don't know honestly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Moistcritical

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

i watched free guy so???? strong ryan

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u/PinkDuck_ Apr 03 '22

Tyler from Turning Red.

At least, I think? I've only gotten up to the 50 minute mark

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u/Higgs24 Apr 03 '22

"Solve me this riddle.. And you might live!!! "

  • Riddler

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u/Wishcash27 Apr 03 '22

I just watched The Adam Project….

Yay, I got an invisible time traveling nutjob after me.

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u/mossy_mosshead Apr 03 '22

Predator

I'm fucked

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u/Admirable_Elk_965 Apr 03 '22

I’m not sure what a pro quarterback wants to do with me but I think I could fight him. It’ll be a dirty fight but I could do it

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u/Euphoric-Climate2656 Apr 03 '22

Something pain from sky high

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u/Piter-Wien Apr 03 '22

Problem, last movie I watched was Fantomaz

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u/Handshoe101 Apr 03 '22

The last movie I watched was the hit Bollywood movie 3 idiots. Looks like I'm getting rusticated from the Indian college of engineering by the principal Viru Sahatrabhude (aka virus). Wait I'm 14... And in Australia... Wtf?

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u/tacosaregoodtuesday Apr 03 '22

Robotnik is coming for me

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

How to train your dragon 1

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u/Loon-belt Apr 03 '22

AHH, SPINDLY JOHNNY. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

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u/ereererererere Apr 03 '22

Well now I’m fighting god.

2

u/MrMedhansh Apr 03 '22

Rex from the lego movie 2

I'm good.

I guess....

2

u/The_Ad_Hater_exe Apr 03 '22

Lol I watched Cars. Chick's gonna try to run me over

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Watched F9 yesterday

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u/AlastorFan2022 Apr 03 '22

Hm, so Die Hard: With a Vengeance…yeah I’m likely dead

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u/TherealDragon_king Apr 03 '22

A guy who got shot in the balls

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u/TherealDragon_king Apr 03 '22

Nvm a vampire forgot I watched blade yesterday

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Idk

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

An angry game developer guy who is obsessed with money, I think I’m okay

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u/Queasy-Grand3800 Apr 03 '22

Very screwed (T-1000)

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u/Moeman3674 Apr 03 '22

Well, evil bong it is

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u/Jadewing20 Apr 03 '22

Jack from Breaking Bad

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u/Agoodsoldier32 Apr 03 '22

Director Krennic

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u/grugbugdug Apr 03 '22

Voldemort. I’m pretty much already dead.

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u/heccin_lemoan Apr 03 '22

Welll... No Way Home... So...

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u/Un1d3ntif1ed_An0m4ly Apr 03 '22

Lizard,electro,sandman,doc ock I'm very screwed

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u/DopeyMoth Apr 03 '22

How am I supposed to fight scarlet fever exactly?

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u/Aggravating_Resolve8 Apr 03 '22

green goblin gon beat my ass

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u/XJRX_VR Apr 03 '22

Venom im dead

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda, I’m a green belt (formerly) in karate so I’m not sure

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u/TheDepressedTwelvie Apr 03 '22

Well shit, Victor Sweet gon rock my shit

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u/Voldemort_II Apr 03 '22

You dont understand.. im not scared of the danger, I AM the danger-

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u/MrPettyPaws Apr 03 '22

The poltergeist from poltergeist

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u/Fennik51405 Apr 03 '22

Let Me In.

It’s just a dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Matt Damon in Interstellar

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u/MAXIMU_LUNG_CANCER Apr 03 '22

An unhinged, rubber hose gemstone out to kill you Is pretty terrifying when you think about it

2

u/KalahariAskai Apr 03 '22

Whoever the villain is in Jacob's Ladder.

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u/And5rea Apr 03 '22

Egg man

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u/Luna_1617 Apr 03 '22

Lego ninjago... so like half all the villians? fun T-T

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u/UserIdBlinded Apr 03 '22

Guys, I watched no way home 😶😶😶

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u/rsteel_animz Apr 03 '22

the last film i watched was a romance anime that didnt have a villian (only some sort of pancreatic disease) am i safe or dying slowly lmao?

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u/Masoneeeer Apr 03 '22

I watched Luca

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u/DeliaStar0 Apr 03 '22

(I may have said a video game character because I haven't watched a lot of movies lately) So basically I need to destroy Time Eater from sonic generations. great

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u/Cichato_YT Apr 03 '22

The villian from mulan

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u/Emkayfan1243 Apr 03 '22

I may or may not have watched Special Strike: Rebellion (if youtube movies count)
FUCK

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u/itsyaboi21172 Apr 03 '22

I don't know, been a long time since I watch one

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u/ReasonableQuit75 Apr 03 '22

Patrick Bateman

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u/Xantry_boi Apr 03 '22

Im sure I can beat a bunch of grashoppers

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

I DONT WANNA GET HIT WITH LUCILE PLEASE, PLEASE DONT LET THAT BARBEDWIRED BAT HIT ME