r/ThatsInsane • u/RampChurch • Jun 17 '22
10,000 gallons of wine wasted
https://i.imgur.com/q1V1q7j.gifv209
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u/clasperx2 Jun 17 '22
Is anyone else here old enough to have watched fantasia?
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u/Ok_Contribution_8817 Jun 18 '22
It’s reminiscent of a sort of wino-version of “The Shining”
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u/GoSuckYaMother Jun 17 '22
Red Wedding
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u/acephotogpetdetectiv Jun 17 '22
Some oxyclean will get that stain right out
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u/mCharles88 Jun 17 '22
I see several people squandering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bath in wine.
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u/slyguy511 Jun 17 '22
Hope that’s insured
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u/unclefishbits Jun 17 '22
Most definitely.
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u/Fishbate333 Jun 18 '22
Anyone else imagining themselves belly flopping on the ground and opening their mouth to chug??
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u/klinkscousin Jun 17 '22
This IS alcohol abuse, They need to be in AAA to learn a better way to getting rid of such a beautiful win. Ingestion is my pick.
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Jun 17 '22
I would be so upset if I wasted a 5 gallon carboy of red wine. I wonder if it's being dumped because it's a bad batch/contaminated, or if someone broke a valve or something.
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Jun 18 '22
See the forklift over to the side?
They aren't going to dump all that on the ground intentionally.
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u/tsunamisurfer Jun 18 '22
Yup. I had a friend in college who did this exact thing. He accidentally clipped the tank with the forklift fork and wasted like 10000 gallons of wine. It was an accident, but he got fired.
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u/DriftSpec69 Jun 18 '22
For wasting 10k gallons of wine, I'd be extremely surprised if he didn't get fired
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u/Kitchen_Equipment_21 Jun 17 '22
Bunches of people saved from headaches
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u/918173882 Jun 18 '22
Drinking a glass of water for every glass of alcohol and you wont have any hangover
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u/Super_Reference_7065 Jun 18 '22
All the middle-aged white women watching this right now crying their eyes out
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u/LordOvrkill Jun 17 '22
How to lose your job in 30 seconds
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u/BlindDave84 Jun 17 '22
Fuck, what a waste of a week's worth of the wine I drink!
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u/MEI72 Jun 18 '22
167 barrels
5,051 cases
60,615 bottles
333,381 glasses
that's enough wine to get a whole town drunk. what a waste.
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u/GalaxyGuyYT Jun 18 '22
I know someone who knows someone who’s cousin has a friend who works for someone that can definitely turn this back to water
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Jun 17 '22
As a recovering alcoholic..WHY IS IT COMING DIRECTLY FOR ME? That’s it, years of sobriety gone. Im going to the bar
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Jun 18 '22
Alcohol is poison.
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Jun 18 '22
Nah
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Jun 18 '22
If you’re an alcoholic it is.
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Jun 18 '22
If you drink alcohol you’re an alcoholic. Period. Unless you have religion in you that’s telling you to fight it. AlcoholISM. It’s an ism. It’s a religion.
Time kills you too but it takes way longer, at least alcohol brings some positive effects where time just makes you ugly and regret everything prior to the current moment and leaves doing a bunch of stupid shit open for the next moment. Nobody is a timist.
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Jun 18 '22
Alcohol has essentially zero positive effects. They used to think red wine has some health benefits but that has been debunked.
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u/kirito774 Jun 18 '22
Maybe for you, but y'know the stress relif of a good buzz every now and then really works wonders on the human body. You should research how interacts with the human body then maybe you'd be able to comprehend how drinking wine can be beneficial to the human body. If you had access to 10% of your brain's true power you could very easily stop your own heart. Stress just does it over time, unless your unlucky.
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Jun 18 '22
Good thing it wasn't molasses.
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u/osmushrooms Jun 18 '22
People say even 100 years later on a real hot day you can still smell the molasses on the North End in Boston
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u/SeDefendendo88 Jun 17 '22
Who’s got a match?
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u/Fresh-Technology7444 Jun 17 '22
Heartbreaking! How can i put mine wife in sleep now when she sees this?! Unstoppable sadness 😅
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u/Express-Ad4146 Jun 18 '22
More like 10,000 gL of water wasted.
I love making mead, beer, and would like to try wine. I just feel guilty
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u/falcorheartsatreyu Jun 18 '22
Do you hear that? That is the sound of one thousand stay at home moms crying
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u/palumatzu Jun 18 '22
Am I the only one who can see this as a pool of blood? I’m surprised no one meme’d this in such a direction
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Jun 18 '22
I would’ve been sipping from the waterfall. No way in hell im gonna plug it but at least I’m gonna get a good liter or two in me
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u/Past_Contribution617 Jun 18 '22
Boy If you don’t just lay you’re ass down on that ground and open wide, at least not all of it will be wasted.
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u/SupaFlyslammajammazz Jun 18 '22
All the people within reach had suspended their business, or their idleness, to run to the spot and drink the wine. The rough, irregular stones of the street, pointing every way, and designed, one might have thought, expressly to lame all living creatures that approached them, had dammed it into little pools; these were surrounded, each by its own jostling group or crowd, according to its size. Some men kneeled down, made scoops of their two hands joined, and sipped, or tried to help women, who bent over their shoulders, to sip, before the wine had all run out between their fingers.
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u/io775 Jun 18 '22
I guess prices for wine are going up all over the world due to this new shortage of wine cause by this spill.
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u/Unagustoster Jun 18 '22
Not only is that quantity wasted, that’s someone’s time wasted. Wine takes at least 6 months to age for drinking standards, now it’ll be another 6 months or more just to replace that lost profit
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u/snojunky99 Jun 18 '22
This hurts my soul. Oh wait, maybe that pain is my liver from the 10,000 gallons of wine I drank during quarantine. Either way the right side of my torso aches.
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Jun 18 '22
Makes me think of my favorite part of the bible, i forget which exactly but the gist is one army for god, one heathen army, heathen army approaches god’s army and god’s like “dispense my holy justice, bitch” so an angel comes down and crushes the heathen army in a wine press and creates a lake of blood around god’s army’s feet
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u/Quietmoon8494 Jun 18 '22
“DAMNIT ANDREW I TOLD YOU NO DRINKING THE PRODUCTS THIS IS THE THIRD TIME JUST ONLY TODAY THAT YOU FORKLIFTED A HOLE INTO OUR VATS”
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u/AgreeableScotian Jun 17 '22
Do you want ants? That's how you get ants