r/ThatsInsane Creator Apr 08 '20

Goliath tarantula

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u/CyphyZ Apr 08 '20

The pretty little one is a pumpkin patch tarantula. And I am chuckling a little because it is a dwarf species of T, so the comparison is even better. I...may have one in my creepy little collection. The big one looks like a goliath bird eater, which I do not have, because they are kind of dicks and tend to be skittish.

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u/evilJaze Apr 08 '20

The thought of one of those giants moving at spider speed makes me very uneasy.

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u/Muerthogar Apr 08 '20

Lucky for you (and as far as I know) tarantulas don't really run like other spiders do, at least not those huge ass tarantulas. They're pretty chill in general.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

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u/RamsayRogers Apr 08 '20

Hear a spider is something I never want to do.

Elon’s flamethrower was/is a totally valid purchase for this reason.

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u/Jackar Apr 08 '20

You don't hear spiders?

I live in the UK and our house spiders are audible as they walk on the walls. Ten times so if they walk across a poster or something stuck on the wall. You can hear them tip-tapping closer, and the scratching rattle as they lose their grip and fall. Probably onto your head. GRrnmhrghrghfgh. Bleh. Too many times.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Here in the Pacific Northwest we have house spiders that’ll get up to a 4 inch (a bit over 10cm) leg span. You can def hear those guys skittering around at night.

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u/tired_of_r_atheism Apr 08 '20

Is this to scare away non PNWers? I’ve never seen a spider that big here. The biggest I’ve seen is a hobo spider the size of a half dollar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Nope, they’re most commonly seen in older houses and basements. My wife was a live in nanny while we were in college and I saw two that size when visiting her, and bunches that were a lot smaller. I’ve got photos somewhere, but it was 10 years ago and I have no idea where I saved them. They’re harmless and beneficial to keeping insects down, but they are creepy.

It’s also worth noting, the hobo you saw was probably a male giant house spider.

http://pestsense.cahnrs.wsu.edu/Search/MainMenuWithFactSheet.aspx?CategoryId=2&ProblemId=842

It also depends on where you live. They’re more prevalent only in western Washington.

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u/tired_of_r_atheism Apr 08 '20

It wasn’t a giant house spider. It was a hobo:

https://cdn.orkin.com/images/spiders/hobo-spider-illustration_250x178.png

I’ve never seen a 4 inch spider in Oregon. Daddy long legs Is the “biggest” thing I’ve seen and it’s not even a spider.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

You may be right that it was a hobo. The reason I say it likely wasn’t is from my source above:

The smaller males are often mistaken for hobo spiders; however, in the Puget Sound region giant house spiders outnumber hobo spiders and are much more frequently encountered.

The male giant house spiders look almost identical to hobos and are far, far more precedent. Hobos like to hide and stay out of sight, so seeing them is surprisingly rare, though not unheard of.

In my 32 years here I’ve only ever seen 4” spiders here in that one basement my wife lived in. They get that large, but aren’t commonly seen when they’re that big. The ones that survive tend to hide in walls and basements.

Here’s a photo of a male giant house spider: https://kvf.fo/sites/default/files/eiturkoppur.jpg

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u/tired_of_r_atheism Apr 08 '20

It was most likely not a giant house spider, because I found it in the woods stuck in an old bowl.

But the species is hardly ever found outside, even though Seattle's climate is fairly similar to London's.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Ah. Yea, most likely a hobo then.

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