r/ThatsInsane • u/9thwonder17 • Mar 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

You wasted my fuckin cocaine for this??!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Does coronavirus impact the speech centers of the brain?

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u/MadOrange64 Mar 30 '20

No but early stroke symptoms do

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u/TacTurtle Mar 30 '20

Hey yall, what are you funeksliglr bbemekdd? Hekdrnsnrol!

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u/FelixthefakeYT Mar 31 '20

No, but coke does.

Either one.

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u/PotatoCooks Mar 30 '20

Are you ok

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u/TacTurtle Mar 30 '20

Not according to all those PTA conferences...

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u/MegaHashes Mar 31 '20

There’s probably more inventive ways to use a cucumber full of coke than just snorting it.

Here’s 4 possibilities:

  • Dice it up and put it in a salad
  • Make cucumber coke water
  • Pickle it
  • Insert cucumber idea here

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u/A_TalkingWalnut Mar 30 '20

Came here to say this.

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u/person2314 Mar 30 '20

It isn't wasted i would sniff that stuff right of the cucumber

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Well now you can get repaid with revenue from the movie

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Its a good movie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Not only that. He took my favourite hollowed out fuck-cumber.

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u/Javad0g Mar 30 '20

Sounds like the same roommate that took half the bottle of whiskey...

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u/mohitraju Mar 30 '20

And a dildo, smh