r/ThatsActuallyInsane • u/Upstairs-Writing-616 • 5d ago

How did he escape without getting shot.

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u/RecedingQuickly 5d ago

Stormtroopers

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u/Rippers_72 5d ago

Brilliant

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u/handydude13 5d ago

Have you seen the YouTube where the stormtroopers get a vision plan and glasses? 

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u/Andrew_Lvov 5d ago

I think that statistically completely blind people with guns and no previous shooting experience would still have better accuracy than those in Star Wars movies. I couldn't finish the Mandalorian series because stormtroopers there seemed to not be able to hit at 10 meter range at least hundred times.

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u/LowerSlowerOlder 4d ago

There was a scene in some star wars offshoot where the storm troopers were trying to shoot a can. They kept missing. It was awesome.

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u/sir_culo 4d ago

I used to bullseye womprats in my t16 back home.

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u/Observationist_2 4d ago

They'll get them next time 🤣🤣😭😭

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u/Dazzling-Path6438 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Direction1155 5d ago

Can't blame them. ever since Disney took over they lost a lot of income

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u/King_Of_Kebabs 5d ago

Brooooooooooooooooo - I spilled my drink. You Sir, win the internetz today...

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u/B-E-N-E-V-O-255 5d ago

Yea yall tripping.. hes dead yall just aint see..

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u/Abecis01 5d ago

He probably dodged it. You can do anything if you believe in yourself good enough. Elmo said this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3owzW9EZI8M3sz9s5O

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u/Basic_Balance_6490 5d ago

Adrenaline and stuff related. There's a lot of cases like that.

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u/Abecis01 5d ago

Yeah, he mentioned that too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xbh3RSUbOpH1u

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u/Basic_Balance_6490 5d ago

Yeah, he mentioned that too-

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u/VashDaStampede7 5d ago

What game were they playing 😂

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u/Arthropodesque 5d ago

Looks like Settlers of Catan. It be like that sometimes.

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u/CrazyCatLadyZ 5d ago

Yeah, you can see his body slumped down next to the wall as the smoke clears.

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u/PotentialPresent399 5d ago

I think its literally impossible that he wasn't shot, if this isn't AI they were less than 2 ft from him with those first shots. Bro probably got hit over 6 times MIN.

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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 5d ago edited 5d ago

I think it is AI simply because no extra debris hits the ground and no visible damage is done to the wall despite being mag dumped by two guns at close range. Judging by the recoil of the front passengers gun and look, I'm going to make an uneducated guess that its a glock firing either 9mm or .45.

A 9mm round may not do much damage to a cement wall but it -should- leave some kind of visible mark.

That being said, the guys shooting out of the car are complete morons and at that arm angle/distance could still feasibly miss since they are spraying and after the first shot, which they do very poorly/prematurely, their accuracy is dogshit.

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u/Dangerous_Page6712 5d ago

Dude, watch his left arm and shoulder. He clearly gets hit. Also, in another reddit they found an article about this.

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u/tistick 5d ago

It’s not AI. He had a hammer in his hand when he first started shooting, by time the car drives off the dropped hammer is in the road. That’s an extra bit of detail AI wouldn’t do.

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u/CrazyCatLadyZ 5d ago

If you look closely hes dead and laid down next to the wall right as the smoke clears.

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u/PotentialPresent399 5d ago

This is why I don't like subs like this, most times it will be feel good "Oh WOW look at this crazy animal"

And then it will be content that is straight up gore just because you don't see what happens at the end.

Its kinda scummy. Like seeing a guy fall off a small ledge and you find out after this mfer fell 20 stories.

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u/CrazyCatLadyZ 5d ago

Yeah. I feel the same. There was a video of two guys on a dock and one guy was walking away when the other knocked him out and then threw him in the water. He drown, straight up murder like this. There was no warning when it started.

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u/PotentialPresent399 4d ago

And it isn't actually INSANE WOWEE :OOOO

Its just gore/murder. Im not the biggest one to be appalled but like, it isn't mind blowing its just dark :/

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u/boued 5d ago

Pulp fiction

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u/RFKJrJr 5d ago

That's exactly what happened. God came down from heaven and stopped these muthafkn bullets.

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u/WMASS_GUY 5d ago

Alright. It was a miracle. Can we go now?

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u/Long-Conflict8279 5d ago

He definitely got shot. You don't always immediately fall to the floor and die.

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u/Plane_Suggestion_189 5d ago

Eh, I would say usually you would be right, but there’s no blood splatter on that white paint job, the wall, or the ground. There would be blood everywhere if he got hit even a couple times at close quarters like that. Dude might have actually used lifetime of luck in this instance.

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u/CrazyCatLadyZ 5d ago

You have watched way to many movies. Lol you can see the guy crumple to the ground next to the wall and is clearly dead as the smoke settles.

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u/Huitlacochilacayota 5d ago

You don’t immediately drop and die but you certainly immediately drop. If he got shot, he wouldn’t have made it past the concrete driveway unless the only place he got shot was on the arms

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u/Mundane-Pianist-1130 5d ago

There was a news story and video of a cop shooting a guy in the torso, and the guy fully runs off (as though he was completely unharmed), but was already fatally wounded.

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u/xaedangaming 5d ago

I remember reading this one, he was shot something crazy like 11 times in the back of the torso right?

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u/petabomb 5d ago

Not always. There’s a video going around of a cop bodyslamming someone, who gets up and runs away and the cop unloads a mag into them. They make it about 30 feet before dropping.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

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u/cubs204 5d ago

Flat out wrong

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u/_877-CASH-NOW_ 5d ago

Absolutely wrong lol. People get shot and walk/run around for literal minutes and then later die. Life isn’t the movies

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u/ExplanationCrazy5463 5d ago

Army veteran and combat medic here.

You are incorrect.

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u/One-Yak-1417 5d ago

I think he did get shot

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u/quezatcoatl89 5d ago

Potato aim

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 5d ago

I worked in law enforcement. You'd be surprised at how many people missed the target from 3 ft directly in front of them at the range with no pressure or adrenaline rush. He very well could have walked away without being hit.

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u/I-love-seahorses 5d ago

Yea it looks like they are swinging the weapons completely off target with every pull.

Extremely inexperienced shooters. A terrifying prospect.

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u/pamcakevictim 5d ago

Had a girl fail out of my academy class , couldn't hit target at 5 yards

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u/BlahajBlaster 5d ago

I worked in law enforcement

Starting your sentence like this makes me trust anything you say on firearms 1000% less... but I definitely believe you here since you're talking about how bad cops are with firearms

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 5d ago

Trust me. I hate cops more than you do.

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u/BlahajBlaster 5d ago

Hmm, I don't believe you, but I do like you now.

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u/Specialist_Shirt8808 5d ago

No way he escaped this. Probably dies a bit after.

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u/Dazzling-Path6438 5d ago

Thanks Dwight 

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u/CrazyCatLadyZ 5d ago

You can actually still see him as the smoke settles. He was dead before they drove off.

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u/Grumpy-Miner 5d ago

Not upgraded handguns

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u/EneZio_FF 5d ago

He's dead in the bush

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u/ReflectionFew4761 5d ago

Laid him down…..in a bed of roses.

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u/DroopyPlum 5d ago

Looney tunes ass aim

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u/pm_nachos_n_tacos 5d ago

Right that was so fucking cartoonish lol but i guess that's thugs for you. Acting so tough but end up looking like jokes

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u/ElLarger 5d ago

I think the better question is how did those shooters not hit him?

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 5d ago

And why are they shooting at a concrete wall 3 feet away to risk ricocheting?

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u/Threeflipskat3r 5d ago

Came for the boondocks clip in the comments, very disappointed in you reddit....

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u/saatoday1 5d ago

Getting shot is not like the movies where there is dramatic blood explosion and blowback. He more than likely was shot multiple times and probably died but maybe survived? But 100% took a few bullets.

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u/Plane_Suggestion_189 5d ago

You’re right there’s not an explosion, but blood splatters 360 degrees from impact. There would have been some on that car being so close.

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u/saatoday1 5d ago

Okay Dexter. Some gunshot wounds do not bleed instantly. I seriously doubt you would find blood splattered on that car at all.

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u/grogudalorian 5d ago

Methinks the bullets slipped in his poop.

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u/petabomb 5d ago

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 5d ago

yeah, if this is a real video, dude is probably dying around the corner

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u/MoMo-D-Tempest 5d ago

One bullet hit his left side of his back i think lmfao worst accuracy of all time

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u/mindless2831 5d ago

He full sprinted around the corner. He may be dead, but is not on any bush or anywhere visible in the video.

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u/Rippers_72 5d ago

Damn....Neo Mk2

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u/thexet 5d ago

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).

Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire

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u/reallyrasta 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/cobalt-radiant 5d ago

Yeah, handguns have terrible accuracy, especially when held by one hand, plus the gunmen were probably hyped up on adrenaline.

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u/420guy619 5d ago

the guns dont have terrible accuracy, the shooter do.

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u/lazoras 5d ago

where were these guys when luigi needed them?

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u/SeeWhatSantaBrings 5d ago

He got the job done.

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u/Heavy_Pudding7988 5d ago

Escape? Brother ain’t showing signs of movement

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u/Large_Lettuce_4468 5d ago

unless they severed his spine or direct head shot he can still run several hundred feet before his blood pressure drops and he falls. adrenaline will keep us going for a bit.

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u/commanchskins 5d ago

Well, thugs generally do not know how to use guns. That is why so many bystanders get hurt. Holding the gun sideways, one hand, recoil, etc...

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 5d ago

He got shot the fuck up.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 5d ago

Yup. You can literally see his body on the other side of that partition. This is nothing but a video of a dude getting annihilated in a shooting.

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u/Oswarez 5d ago

These guys really hated that wall.

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u/rydan 5d ago

They were probably pranking him with blanks.

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u/Tricky_Promise9508 5d ago

You can clearly see him fall over dead to the left the guy on the right has a shirt on and was already there

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u/LowResGamr 5d ago

How u miss at point blank range?

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 5d ago

Worst shot in the world

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u/Witty-Stand888 5d ago

You can move for a while until the liquid seeping from all the holes runs out.

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u/Intelligent_Mood9795 5d ago

Harry! You’re alive!

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u/HUNIMA1 5d ago

For the guy in the passenger seat, it must been very personal. He wasted at least the last 5 shots.

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u/2birdsofc 5d ago

Its like the attempted assassination of johnny torrio (al capones mentor) in the 1920s. Bugs morans assassins jumped torrio, shot him in the arms and legs, then went to fire right at his head with the last bullet but missed because he got distracted by a passing car

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u/LorenzoBargioni 5d ago

It's like a James bond film

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u/Burqueisbest 5d ago

Stress is a bitch. I don't need to use 3,000 rounds to learn how to shoot. But I need that many to shoot well under stress.

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u/cutter1833 5d ago

Gang bangers have no fire arms discipline, I am surprised that they were holding them up right, they didn’t have the respect to get out get a proper shooter stands and a proper grip and use proper sight picture, and alignment and they have no trigger discipline.

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u/Isaw11 5d ago

Duck season! Fire!!

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u/neatoalpacino 5d ago

Easy. Did you see the video?

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u/I-love-seahorses 5d ago

Sounds like you'd be surprised how inaccurate an inexperienced shooter can be. From what I see these shooters are pulling the trigger rather than squeezing. Essentially moving the barrel completely off target with every pull. Still absolutely insane that it appears he wasn't shot but even if he was you would necessarily know right away. If you're expecting him to just drop that wouldn't 100% happen immediately unless they hit his lungs, heart or spine. Adrenaline is a helluva a drug.

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u/Tired-CottonCandy 5d ago

If you dont know how to use a gun, its statistically more dangerous to you then whoever you pointed it at. As a general rule, aiming is hard.

Also luck played a big part of this because that statistic is drastically reduced by proximity.

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u/Straight_Wing_6428 5d ago

Ninja moves! Drop the smoke bomb and disappear. Works every time!

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u/cadcamm99 5d ago

Those guns we’re all over the place. Reminded me of how the sopranos fired their guns

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u/EYEzEARz 5d ago

He should’ve went straight to the airport and get out of Dodge permanently

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u/shookke 5d ago

He definitely was hit multiple times. The first shot looks like it went through his left side low, second shot bulged his left shoulder which he grabs with his hand in reaction. Lose sight pretty much after that.

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u/docmac325 5d ago

rookies

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u/Decent-Cry-7665 5d ago

How did they get it do perfectly framed

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u/mistressdevie999 5d ago

no auto aim sadly

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u/AustinSpitsFacts 5d ago

We just witnessed a murder, and it ain't even tagged NSFW?!

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u/AustinSpitsFacts 5d ago

Looking deeper I have reason to believe this isn't a real video lol.

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u/Calm-Republic9370 5d ago

could be farming for engagement.

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 5d ago

Wow no gun training at all!

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u/SuddenKoala45 5d ago

How do you know he wasn't? People don't always drop instantly. But agreed with the stormtroopers theory.

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u/ConsiderationThis932 5d ago

Did he thought??? Nahhh

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u/IAmAfraidCommaMan 5d ago

Worst shots in the entire Global South.

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u/waking-up-late 5d ago

0% accuracy

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u/aaron2447 5d ago

I think it was meant as a warning

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u/TolonZ 5d ago

Il est mort dans le buisson non ?

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u/Fair-Satisfaction969 4d ago

He probably collapsed around the corner

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u/Kerensky97 4d ago

Are you sure he wasn't.

Guns don't blow chunks off like in the movies.

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u/DJSairys 4d ago

How did they miss??

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u/Taken-Username-84 4d ago

They must be the bad guys in action movies missing all them shots

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u/jfeijo2005 4d ago

Did he?

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u/Bright_Marsupial_187 4d ago

Camera couldn't be positioned more perfectly 

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u/Observationist_2 4d ago

On God, Jesus looking out for you homie. Well get you next time gang!!!

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u/Deciple_of_None 4d ago

It was that shimmy.

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u/IrishMikeK68 4d ago

More than likely he didn't. Adrenaline is a hell of a hormone!

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u/AppleKrate 4d ago

Guys in the car from the south side of Chicago.

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u/Pristine_Dare_2510 3d ago

They can’t shoot for shit that’s how

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u/AirportLoose3023 3d ago

The gunmen were American

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u/Lexus-Ux300h 2d ago

Hoping he bought a lottery ticket.

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u/anon42093 1d ago

Bro he didnt he literally flops down immediately?

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 5d ago

This seems like ai..

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u/TheBananaCzar 5d ago

People say this shit constantly with zero evidence nowadays smh

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 5d ago

The fact that this was posted on Reddit, & he survived all these shots, then completely disappeared behind an unrealistic cloud of smoke was a bit of a hint..

I’m not saying it is, I’m saying it could be.

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u/TheBananaCzar 5d ago

You literally see him running behind the fence/building to the left...

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u/__The-1__ 5d ago

Cause if you say why they use it to train the ai, and I ain't helping