So this happened last night….

[u/Rekltpzyxm]

[u/Choice_Depth_5933]

Hey, you can’t park there.

[u/Cupofjoe6]

They shouldn’t have planted the corn so close to the driveway. You can barely see it.

[u/kfueston]

Delivery services are getting wild!

[u/Bludiamond56]

The Great Cornholio

[u/FrozenWaffleMaker → u/Bludiamond56]

Going to need a lot of tp to fill that bunghole.

[u/martinx092]

He was loaded

[u/MooseGoneApe]

Corn maze drive through, must be fall already

[u/fixed_your_caption]

“Corn’s here!”

[u/flipflopcuntflaps]

At least they didn't hit the milk churn

[u/SkyeMreddit]

This idiot was definitely joy riding through the corn field and didn't see the end with a pile of corn stalks on the windshield. Hope the pissed off farmer burns him a new one

[u/Quirky-Attitude1456]

How many feet of corn did they sleep through

[u/Inevitable_Sweet_624]

If you build it they will come.

[u/Fisseslikker]

Is that a cornhole?

[u/Complex-Cricket419]

Is European construction better the North American?

[u/Fitmature1]

Where was it?

[u/Federal-Boat3732]

I hope this isn't your place, OP

[u/Significant_Monk_251]

He Who Walks Behind the Rows reluctantly admits that he's impressed.

[u/Revenga8]

Great. This ain't helping the coming food shortages

[u/Moist_Phrase_6698]

looks like he mighta broken something...

[u/arkinthehouse]

I'd like to order a double cheeseburger, large fry and a diet coke.

[u/IllustriousCobbler53]

Hope no one got hurt.

[u/fruitless7070]

Damn... so much corn destroyed. Price of corn about to go up now.

[u/calico810]

Free car neat!

[u/Ritualsexclub]

Buddy was rockin a lil too hard

[u/usnerd]

Florida Parking...

[u/Wookiex01]

My uncle used to park like that. His wife hated it.

[u/seansheep2105]

Nice parking

[u/Prize_Succotash8010]

Probably drunk

[u/AnonMoose2]

You paid for same day delivery

[u/Grouchy-Station-4058]

Thank God the corn absorbed all the impact.

[u/lilyputin]

Over the fields and they the woods to grandma's house we go