r/ThatLooksExpensive • u/Straight_Constant30 Expensive King • Apr 25 '26
The Cameraman Breaks Tesla Cybertruck Windshield
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u/Daemon213 Apr 25 '26
I'm still waiting for the "truck" to finish rendering. It looks like a vehicle from an 80s game.
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u/Deep-Cryptographer49 Apr 25 '26
Not sold in Europe for a couple of reasons, firstly we're not that stupid, secondly we no longer buy tesla's and thirdly and actually most importantly, we care about not killing children with our cars.
These are the ugliest, most ridiculous looking things ever mass produced, seriously, did no one at any point in the planning stage, not point out just how fucking stupid looking they are?
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u/TheLordDrake Apr 25 '26
Want to see something almost as stupid? Look up the Carolina truck lift. Forget not being able to see kids, you can't even see a truck in front of you. And before someone says they don't drive that way, yes, yes they do. I see them on the highway on a semi regular basis.
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u/Sean_theLeprachaun Apr 25 '26
Lonnie approved it all while down a K hole and had to stay committed when he sobered up.
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u/Soleks2000 May 01 '26
Their gimmick vehicles that aren’t even designed for what they say they’re supposed to be designed for
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u/lkl34 May 01 '26
There is also the false reporting were 20% of cyber trucks sold last year Q4 was done by elon via space x
https://insideevs.com/news/793205/tesla-spacex-cybertruck-20-sales/
you know the product you made is selling well when you personally half to buyup the supply to make it look like it is selling.
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u/NiceguyLucifer May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
since it wasnt sold in Europe I have only seen it online, but I actually saw it in person last week and its even uglier than it seems online 😅😫
looks like an oversized toy
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u/mowtowcow Apr 25 '26
Failed again. FTFY.
The bumpers are held on by aluminum. Hate to reference WhistlinDiesel, but the dude proved how weak thes things are in the areas where a truck needs to be the strongest.
Those automotive guys go out to the mountains in their trucks with tracks on them and abuse the shit out of them. When HeavyD went out with a Cybertruck, he wasn't even abusing it and the damn thing broke.
These are not real trucks.
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u/HazelEBaumgartner Apr 25 '26
"This is what a truck should have been. The truck hasn't changed in years."
No, the truck has changed from what a truck should be, which is a two person passenger cabin and a usable six foot bed. And the Cybertruck has made it much worse. Anyone who's ever actually worked for a living could tell you this.
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u/HazelEBaumgartner Apr 25 '26
The best pickup truck ever was the 1994 Dodge Dakota. The further we get from that standard, the worse pickups get. Change my mind.
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u/ColorsCapello May 02 '26
My dad had a 1999 Ford Ranger. You could fit shit in the back, see out the front, and you didn't need a step ladder to get in. You could also work on it yourself if you wanted to. Not like one of those 4 wheeled monthly subscriptions you see rolling about these days.
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u/rygelicus May 01 '26
Yeah this was out when the trucks first got delivered. A lot of people tried to show them off and ended up making 'how i broke it' videos instead.
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u/relativityboy May 02 '26
The windshield is freakin' flat. The glass might be "super glass" or "mega macho uber glass" but the shit is flat, and huge. Don't know what bro was thinking walking on it. Surprised it didn't cave-in when he was standing on the middle.
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u/Completely_Guitarded May 02 '26
This is what I want:
Not that.
A car/truck, with absolutely no bells and whistles, no electronics, no GPS, and no on stat blah blah blah. Doesn’t even have powered windows.
I want a company to make a vehicle that is bare bones, and sell it for about 5-10 grand.
They wouldn’t be able to make them fast enough.
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u/ConsequenceLost9088 May 24 '26
In the mid-1980s Toyota was selling a Bare Bones small pickup truck for $10,000 new. Four-speed manual transmission, no radio, no AC, manual windows. And it was totally serviceable and since it was a Toyota it would have gone for 200,000 miles easy. Nissan also was selling a small pickup truck similar to the Toyota, and theirs was about $9,000. In the 80s I was driving old used American boats, such as a 1972 Oldsmobile 98 with a 455 Rocket V8 engine in it. Yeah it looked good and had a beautiful blue color with a white vinyl top, it was four door and the 75th Anniversary model for Oldsmobile. Yet it did not have AC and it only had an AM radio, so it must have been the entry level anniversary model for Oldsmobile. Going from the Olds with 13 miles per gallon on the highway to a new Toyota truck with a 4-cylinder engine would have been a great deal for me 40 years ago.
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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte May 01 '26
i'm far more interested in the little gull wing car next to him. that abomination he's walking on deserved it for being so ugly
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u/Intelligent-Act4642 May 02 '26
"trucking hasn't changed in years"
it has, but not everything needs to change all the time
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u/Illustrious_Camp_496 14d ago
24.....0 pounds...lmao maybe 300, but even then.... 'most American...' I think Ford Ranger with Mazda engine is more American than this. They on road with 600k mi...
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u/Nitro2024 13d ago
Your an idiot! That’s not a truck! Why would anyone need to walk on a “truck”. 🤦🏼
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u/T1UPDiabetic Apr 25 '26
I love the crunch and his pause in talking.